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The Lie Kev Told Josiah
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The Lie Kev Told Josiah

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February 24, 2025 | 00:09:12 | Leisure

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this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs mojo in the morning show want to wish kev's son josiah happy birthday again happy birthday joey i promised that i was going to mention this because of uh i thought that it was funny this morning to discuss uh talking to joe last night josiah and i said hey josiah is dad there because josiah called me from kev's phone and he goes yeah uh he's on tinder though and i just hearing josiah say that can we call josiah this early in the morning or is he on his way to because we got to wish him a happy birthday lady i'll send you uh his mama number 12 years old he's 12 12 years old and when i was having a conversation with him i realized that that kid is more interesting to talk to than kevin i agree because you never know what he's

00:02:25 - 00:02:32 | Speaker 4:

going to say but he's always respectful and he's kind but he's always positive yeah so i so i go

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so where's dad and i because i was thinking that he would hand the phone over to his dad because he was calling from your phone kevin and he goes oh he's over here he's on tinder but he only talks to girls and i'm like whoa okay i kind of get it it's tinder but what did you do did you have to

00:02:48 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 4:

explain to him what tinder was or um so i i ever since josiah was a young man i've always took the perspective of speaking to him like i would anyone now i'm not gonna say that i'm explicit with him like there are certain things i say and certain things i scale back but i feel like as a parent you want to have the conversation rather than your child learn from the world you can navigate it in a certain way and give them proper context because kids be thinking they know everything and then you're once they hear it for the first time that's reality and it's like no joe this is this is kind of it now when he so we were watching he's into this new anime don't ask you what it's called i don't know what it is but he's into this new anime we're watching the anime and i'm kind of like half watching it because i care but like i'm not fully invested so i pull out the old phone pull up the old fire app and i'm on tinder giving some good swipes and i don't realize how close Josiah is to me during this moment, but he kind of like is really close. And he looks over my phone. He was like, you're on Tinder? Don't know how he know what Tinder is. Now a light bulb is going off. I have to ask more questions because how are we here? But I also didn't realize I found a lot of stuff about Josiah this weekend. Yeah, so he looks at my phone. He's like, you're on Tinder? I'm like, at first I'm kind of embarrassed. I don't know if we want to have this conversation. But then I'm like, yeah, i'm on tinder he was like uh what's tinder i'm like uh a place to find friends he's like but it's only girls on there i'm like yeah i got my settings set up that way and then that that was

00:04:27 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 1:

enough for him and he he bowed out does he does he truly not understand it's for like dating and hooking up and you're just looking for friends that are girls or he's smarter than that he is

00:04:36 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 3:

way smarter than that here let's talk to him real quick it's his birthday it's his birthday Josiah, happy birthday.

00:04:44 - 00:04:45 | Unknown:

Hi.

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How are you, buddy?

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I'm doing good. How are you?

00:04:50 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 3:

Fantastic. Happy 12th birthday to you. Have the absolute best day ever, my friend.

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Okay, thank you.

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Hey, Josiah.

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Josiah, while we have you on the phone, we're talking about your dad on Tinder, and we wanted to know your thoughts on this.

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It's honestly not expected. I mean, it's honestly expected because it's just, my dad's just that type of person.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did he say? Your dad what? He's just that type of person.

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I'm that type of person. Yeah, that just wants to connect with people and share experiences.

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That's a whole lie.

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What do you mean?

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Why is it only girls?

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Because that's how I have my Tinder set up. You can make selections.

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You don't want guy friends?

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I'm maxed out.

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Here we go again.

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Josiah, do you think your dad has too many guy friends? I think he could probably use a couple more, don't you think?

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yeah just two more

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I got Zach and Mojo there we go that's my two right there

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I'm kind of offended Josiah because I feel like I'm your dad's friend Megan is your dad's friend Lydia is your dad's friend and we're apparently just not enough and he needs more friends that are girls what's that about

00:06:13 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 1:

that's right Josiah no comments that's okay he's like why am I answering Josiah, are you in the car right now with your mommy?

00:06:29 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:06:30 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

Is there a way that she would say hi to us? Can we talk to her?

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Good morning, Jazz.

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Can she hear her? Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning.

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Jasmine, by the way, 12 years ago today, you brought the best guy in the world to the world.

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I did that. I did that.

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Happy birthday to you on this one. And we got to wish moms and dads a happy birthday, too.

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Yes. Thank you, guys.

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Hey, Jazz, you on Tinder?

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No.

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I'm not you, Kevin.

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I'm respectful. You're not a citizen. Like, I'm respectable, okay?

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How does Josiah know about Tinder? You. He knew about it before. Like, he looked at the app and was like, you on Tinder? He can read, Kevin. No, it does say it at the time.

00:07:15 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

by the way uh jasmine when with kevin being on tinder and stuff and i by the way i love that you guys just i told me last night about the fact that the two of you guys took him out for his birthday and stuff i think that's incredible that you guys have that kind of a relationship because i'm seeing so many times where you know parents that aren't together they you know make the kid have like two or three different events um so i think it's awesome that you guys do that now let's talk about kevin's dating um he's he's a little he's gone wild he's like girls gone wild all over again for this guy since his uh his breakup yeah i told him that yesterday

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see you should be more like josiah and just say no comment

00:07:59 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 1:

what now you should have a say so in this too because if kevin brings a woman into his life that woman's going to be part of your child's life. What kind of a woman would you like for Kevin?

00:08:14 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 4:

Well, I trust Kevin's judgment. Sherelle is a great woman, so I don't have to worry about that. Thank God.

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Yeah, we ain't together no more. But that lets you know that I'm a, yeah, she knows that. Oh, okay. But that lets you know that I won't. And here's the thing. Nobody is going to meet Josiah until I'm damn near about to put a ring on her finger. Like, that's just not going to happen. Is there any? Yeah, what's up, Josiah?

00:08:44 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, there was actually an experience where he told me that if he had somebody coming over, he was like, you don't have to stay upstairs. I don't want you to meet them. And then he was asking me, do you want them to come? Like, is it okay for them to come over? And I said, sure. But he didn't make them come over. He said, I won't spend time, my Joe.

00:09:02 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 3:

He didn't spend time at all. Oh, okay, good. I thought you said that he made you go upstairs in your room and lock the door when somebody came over. So I'm happy that we're clarifying.

00:09:14 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Hold on a second. Shay wants to say something. Shay, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:09:19 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. So first of all, happy birthday, young man. I hear you're an amazing young man. I hope you have an amazing day. Thank you, you too. Thank you. So when I called in, I totally misunderstood what was said. And I thought Kev said that Josiah was on Tinder, and I lost my eye.

00:09:38 - 00:09:41 | Unknown:

No, no, no. I was like, what?

00:09:41 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no, no. So that's why I initially called in because I'm like, he must not know what it is. No.

00:09:49 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 1:

By the way, Josiah would do better on Tinder than Kev. I can just put that right there.

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He might actually pay for the full experience.

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Wait a second. You're on cheap Tinder, right?

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Oh, yeah, I'm a regular.

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with Tinder. We ain't talking unless we met. Oh, my God. I just pulled out a couple guys, so I got it. Have a blessed day. Hey, Joe. Happy birthday. One time for being 12, Joe. Joe, can you hear me? Yeah. Anything is you can do anything. If you believe it, I can do it. All right, my man. Have a blessed day, Steve. What's up, Faith? You forgot one. My bad. Faith over.

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What was the other one? There we go. Wait, no, no. There's one more, too. So, get off Tinder. See you, buddy. Got him with that one. Oh, my God. I love that kid.

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