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The Lions Made Me Cry
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The Lions Made Me Cry

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January 21, 2025 | 00:16:23 | Leisure

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00:01:46 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 3:

Ah, this weekend. It was like the perfect setting, the perfect storm. And we looked like, you know, everything was going that way. You know what I blame? I blame our bosses. I'm going to blame Colleen Grant. Why? Because, by the way, are we not back yet? Where's KP? Is she not back yet? It still says that we're, it says Mojo in the Morning. We'll be right back on the stream. People think that we're still in the longest commercial break of our lives. So I'm going to blame them because they started planning a Super Bowl trip for us as a show to go on. And so they started talking last week about us going to the Super Bowl. And I said to Tony, I go, you can't mention this out loud. Like, you cannot start talking this stuff. Like, we have to play it cool like we've never, you know, in a million years thought we would get here. Like, we can't start counting our chickens, right? It's what teams do. Teams don't, you know, they don't put stuff up there that says, yeah, we're going to be in the Super Bowl because that's locker room material, right? You don't want that. And then look what happened to the Lions. The Lions go out Sunday. Jared Goff has the worst. He had a worse game than he had when he played for the Rams back in the day. This might have been the worst game as a Detroit Lion that he's ever had. And the defense looked like Swiss cheese. I mean, they did not look like the same defense that played against Minnesota. Then we find out, did you know that Dan Campbell gave him the entire week off, the reports were? Should have never gave him that week off. Dan goes in the locker room, goes from Dan Gamble, the guy that's, you know, toughest guy in the world, a guy who literally I wouldn't want to take on in a bar fight to Dan crying Campbell.

00:03:41 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 2:

When you see your players give all that they have and you lose that way, it's tough. You know, you don't want that for them. So, but we'll be better for it, you know. And there again, credit Minnesota, but, you know, we made the one mistake that cost us, you know. and uh and so ultimately you know it uh we didn't we didn't do enough to win but i was proud of them and i love the fight they have in them and i love the grip i could not believe how many

00:04:21 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 7:

it made me sad to watch him you could just feel like he's just devastated i still don't even want

00:04:30 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 1:

talk about it you can't cry though oh see i think that made me love him even more than i already did i am a crier yeah you are so you should be talking about him and i should not be a football coach

00:04:42 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

because football coaches should not cry bill belichick never went into the locker room and cried i bet that boy won that was wild it's true got six championships yeah right i mean i just can't cry like that i gotta i had guy from

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 2:

Are there any, will women call us, call guys out right now? Are there any women whose guys cried? Because I could not believe how many guys I saw on social media, TikToks of grown-ass men crying, sobbing.

00:05:18 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 3:

This was our year, man. That's why. I'm going to be honest. I haven't talked to anybody about the game, and I'm still not ready. Like, I'm still emotionally removed from it. Like, I'm not trying to even think about it for real.

00:05:31 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 1:

It also pisses me off the people that, like, revert back to, like, I was at brunch on Sunday. And I went to brunch at a place called Three Cats Cafe. And it's next to a store called Leon and Lulu. And there was a guy in Leon and Lulu. And he was in line to buy a sweatshirt that said, same old lions. And I'm like, what a dick.

00:05:52 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 2:

They were selling those still?

00:05:53 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 1:

I don't know. He had it in his hand. But even my sister was like, boo! Like, you can't say that about this team this year.

00:06:03 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 2:

No, you can't say it.

00:06:05 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

You can't.

00:06:06 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 2:

I think it's sweet that you think that Van Campbell's sweet for crying, but Van Campbell can't cry.

00:06:11 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I just agree with you. Put your heart and soul into something, man. Here's the thing. We cannot praise this man and hoist him on a pedestal every Monday about how passionate he is in the locker room and then try to use that same passion against him when it's not rah, rah, rah, but it's tears and emotion. He's a passionate guy through and through.

00:06:30 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 2:

You cannot cry biting kneecaps. You've got to bite kneecaps when you're not crying. Like, if you're crying biting kneecaps, it's almost a defense mechanism of biting the kneecaps. It's not actually being on offense. You're being on defense.

00:06:45 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 1:

Dude, if we showed you a video right now of a military dad coming home and surprising his daughter at school, you'd be a puddle. Bruh.

00:06:54 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 2:

A puddle. Bruh. I'm not Dan Campbell. I'm Mojo. I have more estrogen in my body than I have testosterone. Dan Campbell is nothing but testosterone.

00:07:06 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 1:

Not true anymore, by the way. You told us a testosterone story last week. So, you know what? And I bet you, you would still be crying.

00:07:14 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 2:

Did Dan Campbell cry when Ben Johnson called him and said, I'm going to the Bears?

00:07:17 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

We don't know.

00:07:18 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

He probably did. Dan. I love you, Dan. Listen, I'm not going to lose faith in Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell, he's my guy, man. I love him. But, Dan, you can't. And, hold on. Jennifer, call out your fiancé. Your fiancé was crying also after the game?

00:07:38 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. So, good morning, everybody. Good morning. Oh, man. So, my fiancé, we're on the couch watching the game, and it's, you know, the last few minutes where the last couple drives, we're hoping for you know the Hail Mary and everything and it doesn't happen and he literally flops onto my lap and I can feel the tears on my leggings and he just laid on me and cried and then the next morning I know and the next morning he woke up and he was just crying like tears in his eyes I rolled over and I'm like are you I didn't even I couldn't even get it out I'm just like yeah okay this is how it yeah literally and it's so hard for me not to laugh i i want to laugh mojo i'm like uh like i get it because i've been a diehard lions fan since i was like eight

00:08:36 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 1:

but you know it's i get it but i don't see to me it's different if it's like my man i don't know why but when it's dan campbell i'm like oh yeah yeah good guy right and then it's your man and you're like like for you you're looking down at this guy going i have the ick but you're looking up at the tv going i get it and i love him that's the guy that's supposed to be protecting you if

00:09:01 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 2:

somebody comes and you know tries to rob you guys he's going to be in the closet crying uh thank you for the call by the way jennifer appreciate it uh hopefully he's not listening Carrie, what's going on? Hi. Oh, hello. Hey, what's up?

00:09:21 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 4:

Left or right. I just wanted to say that I used to date someone a few years back that when we went to the movies and there was an emotional movie, emotional part, my ex would cry. And we would leave separately because there was no way I was walking into the lobby or to the car with him. So I would leave first and he would have to meet me there. See, I don't, I feel bad.

00:09:42 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

And Mojo, when you cry. I cry all the time. I do. We should call you Mo Flo. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Listen, can I say something to you? I am not saying that guys shouldn't cry. There are times and places, but you're a football coach.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 4:

for God's sakes.

00:10:01 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 5:

It's passive, bruh. The only people that are allowed to cry during this are the people associated with the team. It's when the fans cry that I'm like, pull it together. What if your parlay was going crazy? Well, that's your own fault. Don't gamble. If you're crying over your gambling, then you have a problem. Dan Gamble.

00:10:18 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 4:

That's his name. You can cry. Here's the deal. If he wins the Super Bowl and he's hoisting up the championship, like, hey, we won it. We did it for Detroit. Cry all you want. You can't cry after a loss.

00:10:31 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

No, yes, that's exactly when you cry. When you make it all the way to the end and then you don't get it and you've worked that hard.

00:10:38 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 4:

Megan.

00:10:38 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 5:

You're allowed to cry if you're on the team. For his guys.

00:10:41 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 4:

This man went for more fourth downs than any coach ever in the history of football.

00:10:45 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

00:10:45 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 4:

You can't. I'll never trust him on a fourth down ever again. That is such a lie. I'll be afraid he's going to cry.

00:10:51 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 5:

That's why the entire league has started going for it on fourths, and those are stats we talk about now in every single game is the conversion rates of going forward on fourth for every team because the Lions are so successful at it. You're right. It definitely hasn't made an impact on the game in general.

00:11:07 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 4:

Holly, where are you at, Holly? Holly Campbell, give him some grit. Give him his grit back.

00:11:12 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 5:

No, she posted that broken heart.

00:11:16 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 4:

Debbie, what's up, Debbie? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hi, Debbie.

00:11:24 - 00:11:31 | Speaker 2:

Hi. I'm just wondering when it would be okay for him to cry, in your opinion. Never.

00:11:32 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 4:

It would be okay for him to cry in the closet in the locker room.

00:11:36 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God, you sound like Abby Lee Miller. Go cry into your pillow. You're allowed to be disappointed.

00:11:41 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 4:

Dance bombs reference. You're welcome. I want to see him get up there and go, these goddamn players, you know, whoever the 12th guy is should be cut.

00:11:50 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 5:

And then everybody would hate him for having no empathy. And we talk about the culture there.

00:11:54 - 00:12:00 | Speaker 2:

That's rebuilding the culture. He's the coach. It all comes down to him.

00:12:00 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 4:

That had very Matt Patricia vibes when I saw him crying. I did not want to see him crying. Oh, my God.

00:12:04 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 5:

You were such a hater today.

00:12:06 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 4:

I'm not a hater. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Listen, I'm not the toughest guy in the world. I'm self-admitted. I do radio for a living. You know what I mean? No. You know, I'm not a guy. I don't motivate through throwing things and running into the locker room and going crazy. Every single game, he would walk in there and that locker room was on fire. His locker room speeches were amazing. Now he's crying.

00:12:32 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 3:

That's the same passion, bro.

00:12:36 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 4:

What's going on? Art, hi, Art. It's Mojo in the morning. What's happening?

00:12:41 - 00:12:41 | Speaker 3:

Hello?

00:12:42 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 4:

Yes, Art.

00:12:44 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 3:

Wham, wham, wham. You always cry. Wham, wham, wham. You always cry. There's some haters in the South. There's some haters in the South. He's doing his own show.

00:12:55 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 5:

I just want to know if this is how you acted on the phone with Lydia. She was like, I got to put this through because I can guarantee you did not.

00:13:01 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 3:

Hey, I'm always on one but Mojo. Come on. What's up? Why Dan Campbell, man? I mean, we started from the bottom when we're here. You know, I didn't cry.

00:13:12 - 00:13:29 | Speaker 4:

I got to, we got to wait a whole year. We got to, first off, we got to watch Washington and Philadelphia. You imagine how horrible it would have been if Matthew Stafford would have won. We would have to watch that sorry guy's ass go into another NFC championship and we didn't get there.

00:13:29 - 00:14:09 | Speaker 5:

I'm sorry, but some of you fans are so ungrateful. Like, growing up a Lions fan, we literally had 0-16 seasons where we would turn the games off at halftime because we were down so bad and we knew we were going to blow it and it was just over and your dad would curse and throw the remote and go to the garage for two hours. Can we just be a little bit grateful that they're worth watching and the entire culture of our city has turned around for this team. It's not even just the team itself. But if you go downtown and you see how many people are down there and they're going to games and they're tailgating and our small businesses are coming back and people are buying merch and you can talk to fans at the grocery store and be like, go Lodds and everybody's happy. Like, can we just be a little bit grateful?

00:14:09 - 00:14:15 | Speaker 4:

No, we cannot. We cannot. We can't settle for that. We need to be like Philadelphia and Boston fans.

00:14:15 - 00:14:18 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. No. Come on.

00:14:18 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 1:

It's what we'll always be about above everything else. If you don't have that and you don't have intestinal fortitude or mental toughness, resiliency about you, then you're not going to be able to play here. That's the bottom line. Our guys believe that. You know, the coaches believe it. The whole organization believes it. When you see your players give all that they have and you lose that way, it's tough.

00:14:41 - 00:14:43 | Speaker 4:

Oh, come on. Stop this.

00:14:44 - 00:14:50 | Speaker 5:

When was the last time we were happy to be fans? but don't forget we used to wear paper bags on our heads to the games just be a little grateful

00:14:50 - 00:15:39 | Speaker 4:

for a fun year after the minnesota game i was really happy uh hold on a second kelly your fiance is a crier tell me the craziest thing that your fiance is cried over kelly what is going on kelly i don't know hi can you hear me hi so i was gonna say we're big game of thrones fans and when there was a scene where we actually found out the meaning between like the hold the door scene my fiance cried like so bad and he watched that episode three times after that and each time he cries the hold the door but i sorry yes is that a

00:15:39 - 00:15:43 | Speaker 6:

spoiler alert will people be pissed if they know that although game of thrones has been on for a

00:15:43 - 00:16:19 | Speaker 4:

while to be fair i don't know i don't get it's been on for a while yeah wow yeah but i did want to say for michigan people i am i'm very very sad that the lions lost i'm very very sad come But Mikey Sanders still, oh, my gosh, represent for Michigan. You know, you won a natty last year. You come in as a rookie. You go to your hometown, and you showed up. So if there's a silver lining out of anything, it's we raise a good Mikey Sanders still, and here he is going to the next one.

00:16:19 - 00:16:22 | Speaker 9:

That's right. That's right. Find the positive. So let's get it.

00:16:22 - 00:16:30 | Speaker 6:

Hey, Kelly, Kelly, I got three words for you. Actually, four words. Oh, my God. The Ohio State Buckeyes.

00:16:31 - 00:16:37 | Speaker 4:

No. Michigan. Go boo, baby. Go boo. Go boo. Go boo.

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Take care of yourself.

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Love you guys. Love you.

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97 won the ticket.

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How are you?

00:16:43 - 00:16:46 | Speaker 6:

Baby Leg Jay. What's going on, Baby Leg Jay? What up, Jay?

00:16:47 - 00:16:49 | Speaker 7:

Hey, hey, hey. Good morning, guy. How you doing as well?

00:16:50 - 00:16:56 | Speaker 6:

There's no way a guy with a voice like that cried at all on Saturday night, did you, Baby Leg Jay? Hey.

00:16:56 - 00:17:12 | Speaker 7:

this and yes i did hey even a hawk got feelings you heard me i was happy and i heard at the same time you know so proud of you know how dare you but how dare you hey who's gonna check me

00:17:12 - 00:17:20 | Speaker 6:

the man with a penis the size of a baby leg cannot be crying at a game like that

00:17:20 - 00:17:27 | Speaker 7:

hey even like you said even though i feel this too all right listen i'm telling you this i didn't

00:17:27 - 00:17:30 | Speaker 6:

cry i needed prozac that's what i that maybe that's what helped me on the whole deal i was

00:17:30 - 00:17:36 | Speaker 7:

so depressed you need to come hang out with me now i'll show you i'll show you what's going on

00:17:36 - 00:17:50 | Speaker 6:

i don't hang out with men that have larger penises than me or women i try to stay away i try to stay away i feel insecure he avoids me By the way, Megan just gave us a speech just a second ago. That was unbelievable.

00:17:50 - 00:18:06 | Speaker 9:

Dan Campbell, bring her in. Can I tell you, it is so frustrating as a fan to hear people act like this. Like, just be grateful that we had a season that was worth watching. That's the first time in my life that I was excited every weekend.

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