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All right, it is mojo in the morning. Shannon, you guys have been married, what, less than a couple of years, right? It's only been one year. Oh, my gosh.

Our anniversary was May 4th. We're going on our honeymoon, finally, in two weeks. Wow.

Three weeks. Well, it's been such a wonderful little honeymoon relationship. you can tell that this is your second marriage because you have let the magic go. Oh.

Well, that's what Wes said.

I'm telling you. Listen to this. Did you hear what she did? No.

You'd be proud of me, Kev. I don't know. I don't know, Kevin. You may not. It was kind of accidental. So my sweet husband has never really smelled nor heard me fart. He said maybe once or twice when I was sleeping but it was like minor. it was a minor offense but i am very conscious about not doing those sorts of things around him like i will not go to the bathroom like number two if he's home i just don't you know i want to preserve i want to preserve that image or i'll go well i'll go in like the basement bathroom you know what i mean i'm not going to go right where he is what do you do do you pretend you have

something to do in the basement you'll go down there and just go duty yeah like i need to go

grab some wrapping paper from the storage room and i'm down there for a minute you know whatever he knows he's not stupid but yeah um but the other night we were we had gone to get ice cream and so we were walking back to our car and my stomach started to hurt and i'm like oh god i'm not gonna be able to wait till i get home so i farted on the walk to the car and i thought it was safe to get into the car we got into the car and lucy's like my god and wes looked at me with the most horrified look on his face and he said that's it it's over the magic is gone he's like for such a little thing that is your smile would you rather them smell it or hear it

because I think hearing it makes it more fun.

Hear it because the smell is real bad. Was it a silent but deadly or did it come with some punch? No, because I did it on the walk to the car. And then when I got in the car, I was like, oh, I'm good. It followed me in. It followed me in. And right away he turned to me. And Lucy didn't help. She outed me. She didn't even cover it up. She did it.

You can't fart around kids. She needed her gas mask. Mom. You should have blamed Lucy. Lucy, that was you. I'm telling you.

Well, she's proud. When she does it, she lifts up a leg. Does she? I mean, she goes to town, so there's no secret when she does it.

Oh, my God.

But the magic is now gone.

By the way, is there anybody that's listening that still to this day is married to somebody or dating somebody that they don't ever duty in front of or fart in front of? You've got to call us. Hold on. Marcus, you're a winner. Congratulations to you, buddy.

Hey, Marcus.

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I am.

Do you and is it your wife, girlfriend?

Oh, soon to be wife, baby number two on the way.

Oh, that's beautiful. Okay. Hey, do you guys lift your legs up in front of each other and fart?

Oh, I let it all out. Yeah. How about her? No, not really. She hides it, you know, but me, I don't care. I'll let it loose.

Would you think differently of her if she were to, say, pull my finger?

No. No.

Really? I knew a guy one time that ended a relationship based off of the girl farting in front of him. He thought it was one of those things where it wasn't like a slip out ooh. It was basically her sitting on the couch going, come over here, and wanted him to come smell it. And he thought to himself, he was like, I can't be in a relationship with somebody that does that. Samantha, what's happening?

So much. How are you guys today?

We're doing great. What's up, Samantha?

um i've been with my husband for 18 years married for eight and i have never farted in front of him he may have hurt me in my sleep but if i am awake i'm going in the other room or i'm holding it in

that's me well that's typically me so this was just i let my guard down and i'm disappointed

in myself you know what it is you're so comfortable in front of west i'm not though well then i don't know what the story is then you have loose balls remember when you went to that doctor to tighten In the vagina?

That was a different hole.

Samantha, what would happen, do you think? What would your guy do if you farted in front of him? Would he think differently of you?

I don't think so. I don't think he'd make a big deal about it at all because he wouldn't want me to feel embarrassed. It took me like four years to even poop at home.

Y'all got to stop. You are going to hurt yourself. I'm a little worried you're going to hurt yourself. Just fart. Everyone does it. It's okay. Let it go. Let it go. Can we go back to Shannon and get her vagina tightened? You didn't hear that story? No. She did commercials for that.

Honestly, the most amazing thing. It's not my vagina tightened. It's like your pelvic floor.

Yeah. What is the pelvic floor? What? That's not the vagina?

So a lot of women, even before they have babies, have an issue. Like if you're jumping on a trampoline or you cough or you sneeze and you pee a little bit. And that was me. I got it fixed.

What's up, Dana? How you doing? hi dana hi how are you we're doing okay dana we're just having a little fart talk what's

going on you know nothing like a good fart conversation first thing in the morning that's right yeah all right so my husband and i have been married for seven years together for nine years and neither one of us have ever farted in front of the other oh my gosh who do you think will be the first to let loose um probably me because he thinks it's like cardinal sin number one so i'm like well i don't feel that way so if it's gonna happen it might happen sometime yeah

that's funny cardinal sin you must have grew up in a house without brothers

no i had a brother he had a sister but it's just his thing he's like nope i don't hold in front

people yeah you know it's so funny like i farted in the studio you guys you did did you blame it on us you know you know this but i'm not shy to admit if i do it's i just think it's funny that i feel more comfortable doing it in front of you than i do at home i guess it's because i just

don't really care here yeah thanks by the way we appreciate that what's up courtney how you doing

hi i could not imagine doing that i've had a gi disease since my husband and i have been together in high school, and he has been exposed to so much and has stuck with me the whole time, so maybe Wes will make it through

it. That's love, by the way. Do you take Courtney and her GI disease? I do. I do, do.

This is Mojo's conscience speaking. He is really sorry for that last segment. He won't admit it, but he is. This is Mojo in the Morning. By the way, I think

Shannon just let one go. I did not. Who was that?

I did not.

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