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Budge on the morning show. Oh, this is good. I like when we are able to do a topic about our significant others, and we can get our significant others on the phone. This is one step better. We get them in the studio with us. Yeah. Because Shannon's husband, Wes, has arrived in the studio here. And this is a good one, too, because this is about those guys fornicating together. A little cookie making. A little cookie making. It's this for those kids.

And Dr. Werner says, having relations. Having relations. I don't like that. Having relations. Oh, man. Such a gynecological term.

And we know because they're newlyweds. They have relations a lot more than the ones that are married for a while. But so, okay, so tell me what's going on, what's happening here.

So, um, it is never good to laugh in the middle of having relations, right? No, the answer to that is no, because somebody is bound to be offended, depending on what the laughter is all about. So the other night, Wes and I were baking cookies and I don't, I can't get too descriptive here, but we were in a position where you, I'm looking at my husband, could not see. We were in a position where you could not see my face. Okay. That's about as descriptive as I can get. Face down. That is an important part of the story because all of a sudden in the middle of doing what we were doing i burped i burped and it was first off loud but also like oh my god i could not stop laughing and it smelled horrible so thank god he was not in the vicinity of my face but i was i uncontrollably started laughing because one i burped and then second came the smell i'm like Oh, my God, this is bad. This is a bad situation. Could you hear her laughing? Or could you feel me? No.

Could you hear the burp?

No.

Could you smell the burp?

No, because I realized how bad it smelled, so I shoved my face in the pillow and just let him go.

Knock the gas out of you.

so so when she's when she's in the spouses here dude are you thinking wait are you thinking at

this moment he doesn't know anything but are you if you're she's kind of making a little bit of

noises are you thinking oh she's into this that's all you need to know i could not you know those moments when you start laughing and you can't stop and i'm thinking oh my god

He's going to think he's doing something wrong or like, I'm not into this.

Thank you.

And I knew it was going to be offensive. So I just, the pillow was my destination. Okay.

So, okay. What was making you laugh during this thing? Was it the burp or the bad smell?

Both.

What did it smell like? Meatballs.

Meatballs.

We had meatballs for dinner.

We had garlic, meatballs, and a salad with onions. It smelled so bad. Like meatballs. That is the most non-sexy moment.

This is why sex is always a precursor to the meal.

Always.

This was hours later. That's how bad it still was.

Here's the topic here right now. What made you laugh during sex? And please tell me you weren't laughing at your partner. Because that would be tough. oh my god that's funny i like uh i like laughing together over something you know i mean like i like actually having that be you know what i mean like there's there's something fun about that but

yeah sometimes it can be those did we just do that laughter moment yeah but i'm sure i'm sure

people have experienced it where somebody is laughing during sex and it's it's like you don't understand why they're laughing and it's not funny yeah i pointed to wes because i know

that this this is a sore spot for him oh you know what you mean when i first started dating not getting too detailed there was there was one experience where that happened i was like what just happened that was the response from this person oh my god that's when they got to a certain when they got to a point And I was like, uh-uh. Red flag.

I know this, right? And so as I'm uncontrollably and laughing, I'm like, oh, God, this is going to be a trigger. I hate that word, but a trigger.

I had a partner who stopped and ended the session because I laughed.

Oh, you're embarrassed?

I know it wasn't you back then. No, we broke a bed. It was hysterical. I was too fat. He was throwing each other around that bedroom throwing the bed in the floor. I started dying laughing because I was like, I feel so skinny. And he was pissed and then he left the room and we stopped having sex.

Damn.

I was like, bro.

I actually love when one of us farts and it's usually me that's the farter. But when you fart during sex, because you can't. I don't know if I've ever done that. You've never farted during sex? Maybe.

Not that I can like recall.

You've never had the, like, listen, I fart.

I be farting loud too though, so I can't. Oh, we know. After yesterday,

Has Shannon ever farted during sex at all? No. We wouldn't be married. Oh, really? That would not happen? Have you heard her loud fart at all? No. I've walked by afterwards. Oh, really? Because why? She was sitting there waving in the air or something?

Shannon will do something and not know I'm coming home. And she'll be like, no, no, no. You have to leave. Go. Please don't. Please don't. You will divorce me. It is bad.

Tanisha, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning, guys.

Good morning. What's happening?

Okay, so me and my husband, we were baking cookies, but it was like a dozen of cookies, if you guys can catch my drink. Okay, Ms. Fields. So, anyways, this was going on, and then the lady's foot ended up on my head, and he looked at me, and I looked at him, and we bust our lashes.

Oh, my God. Wait.

Hold on a second. Wait, hold on a second.

You didn't tell us there was a lady there. It truly was Mrs. Fields.

I said we baked a dozen of cookies, so it was like multiple nights. Oh, it was a party.

Oh, this is a big sale.

They're the kind of people who have a blue light on their front porch. That's crazy.

Man, oh, man. The lady's foot. Oh, God. Thank God it was just her foot. jay is voice disguised right now hey jay okay so i'm voice disguised yes it was her oh and you don't want her to know that you're calling up to tell us this no okay no no so what what's the story what got you to laugh okay i'm getting echo your phone is bad either your phone as bad or you're a guy that likes to have dramatic pauses. Start again, what happened?

She farted.

She farted, okay.

I thought it was going to be good. No, no, no. She was in the same position and she farted.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that is bad. That's how you get pink.

You deserve it if you tell stories like that.

Terry, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hello.

Yes. There you go, Terry. How you doing?

Hi, I'm great. So, when you're laughing during baking cookies, your Christmas tends to pulse, and that makes it feel a little bit better for him.

Oh, wow. Interesting.

It's time to tickle.

Oh, she didn't laugh forever. That is actually, that seems obvious. That's kind of cool. I like that. I'm going to pull off feathers and stuff. What's up, Aaron? How you doing?

Good morning, everybody. Welcome back, Megan.

i love my truckers i swear to god i'm gonna be a lot less sooner rather than later

but my story is during baking cookies with my ex-wife she had picked up the phone to her mom and then was like uh she told her mom that she'll call her back and like we both busted out laughing And so that was pretty much the end of it.

Yeah. I agree. That she grabs the phone. By the way, the answering the phone to just say, I'll call you right back, maybe the voicemail message might be the easier way to do that whole thing. A lot of times you pick up the phone, especially if your kid's calling you or something, and you're worried, God forbid, can you imagine if they're in an accident or something like that and you were having sex? Although, you'd have a good reason, right? It's the two dial. You wait the one, you let it go, the voicemail. If it comes back, the second one. Tyra, what's up, Tyra?

Good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on? So the funniest story that I have about laughing is that, okay, I used to be a traffic reporter right here in Detroit for several years. And the guy I was dating at the same time, he said he used to always turn them on when he'd hear me on the radio. And so during Baking Cookies, I guess that's what y'all calling it, he asked me, right in the heat of things, to recite a traffic report for him. What? Give it to him. Let's hear it. Yes, he did. And I thought he was, I just started busting out laughing, and he was like, what's so funny? And I'm like, oh, you serious? He was like, yeah. So I was like, okay, I-75 North, that fashion bar, you know? He's going to give you a play-by-play.

Give me the play-by-play with what's happening here. That's awesome. Oh, my God.

He's coming up the red. Initial S wants to be voice disguised also. We're talking about laughing during sex. What made you laugh, S?

Yes. While we were baking cookies, I looked up my husband, and he was so ugly. Oh, my God.

You are not calling.

Wait, was he ugly like his facial expression was ugly?

Yes. He looked like a fly. His thumb was hanging out. He was just so ugly. So now when we're baking cookies, I don't let him see my face. I'm like, dang, am I ugly, too? Oh, that is great.

I love that you're voiced, guys, because you probably listen to this show, the poor guy. Thank you for the call.

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