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2026 mojo in the morning i was looking for like election coverage music you know how they always have it like if you watch any of the tv news stations the fake news as donald trump would say If you ever watch, they always have Decision 2024. That's good. Let's go to George Stephanopoulos. They always have that kind of music. I found this bed. I don't know what it's for. It's in John Davis' commercial pile. But isn't this a great bed? It's so good.

It's perfect.

Who will win?

This is like when they do the updates of when the polls come in.

let's go to Dana Bash hi Dana

I would like to be Savannah Guthrie

you'd be like Savannah Guthrie

and she does a lot of the election

does she? does she work for NBC? yeah I'll tell you what watch out for those guys on NBC you see that they ended up hosing Trump over the weekend by having Kamala on SNL didn't give an opportunity for equal time well then they had to

Yeah, so if you saw that really long Trump commercial during Sunday Night Football on NASCAR, that's why. Because of SNL.

Is he satisfied by that? Or is he going to be upset by that whole thing? What do you think? I wouldn't be satisfied. Would you want to be on SNL or would you want to be on NASCAR? Tell me. Tell me. What would you want? Nah, yeah, that's pretty clear. I would want to be on the Mojo in the Morning show. How come no ads? Oh, we do have ads, I guess, huh?

Mojo in the Morning has tremendous ratings. That I can tell you. But they're not as tremendous as mine.

Of course not. You guys ready for some negative campaign ads? I feel like, can I tell you something? I'm going to say this. If you're a politician, if you are a politician, and you want to win an election, put a positive ad out there. And when I say this to you, I say this to you, and it's too late. I should have given these guys the advice ahead of time. This is for all elections. Even like the guys that are running for the local ones, which honestly are the ones that really matter, I think, the most to us. I would have a positive ad. I would put one and say, say my opponent is Blaine Fowler from 96.3 WDVD. I'd go, Blaine Fowler from 96.3 WDVD. They're a radio station across town. They don't have very many listeners, but that's okay. But hold on, that's a negative ad. I would say, he's got a really nice smile. But vote for me, because smiles don't matter. You know what I mean? Like something like that. Don't do the negative stuff. Like he's going to kill you. You know, she, she's going to, she's going to take all your money and you're not going to be able to afford Meijer groceries. You know, like all that stuff, like these negative things, what happens is it goes in one ear and out the other. And then I sit there and listen to them and I go, do.

We really, honestly, even trust the negative campaign ads.

Half the time, I feel like they're all a bunch of bogus. I don't trust any single campaign ad from any party, any candidate. It's so funny. If you have kids, you know. If you have kids that watch YouTube, it's even all over the kids' channels. And I found myself saying to Lucy and Smith the other day, I was like, you guys, any campaign ad, do not believe anything they say, ever. I'm like, when you're old enough, you research everything. Because it's all stupid.

Do your kids ask you who you're voting for?

They are obsessed with trying to figure out who I'm voting for.

My dad was very vocal about who he voted for and why he voted. My dad immigrated from Cuba. So to him, it was very important that we all voted. He'd be very upset if...

They're coming with me tomorrow because I think it's important to show that it's, especially as a woman...

Is it legal to let them do the little color in the box or is that illegal? It's illegal. It is illegal. You have to be the one doing it. You're the voter.

I have never done it then when I was a kid. of course not because i would like to let why is my eye one eye twitching i would like to

i i because i think that would be kind of cool to let your kid like kids love sharpies anyway right um you know what we have to do we have to get all the rumors that are out there like to dispel the rumors because somebody was saying that you cannot use a sharpie marker matter of fact i heard somebody say that a sharpie marker is actually the preferred item to do it and then i also heard people say you cannot bring in a uh a sample ballot uh in there or even notes from campaign people like they said that somebody was saying that somebody said you can't bring in an ipad like i would love to know what all these rules are like if there's rules like that yeah

you can use your phone you can look up notes i don't know about like campaign articles like i

don't think they can hand you stuff but you can well there can't be any signs within 100 feet of a polling place i know that so i'm assuming that it's the same for right i wonder if aaron at 655

can can tell us since he's running oh yeah we should talk to him um call aaron up and ask aaron if he knows any of these answers aaron you know it's funny as he says he's working the polls when you're working the polls i also believe sometimes at my polling place i can tell who they voted for and who they want you to vote for how uh only because of the little mustache that the guy has he's got a little teeny like scrudgy mustache and i'm like there is no way hold on aaron quick question for you aaron you were what do you do actually at the polling place

um i am a whole uh chairperson so i'm kind of overseeing my team and making sure that we are running a fair and safe election getting ballots casted uh if anything goes wrong if somebody's help getting their ballot into the tabulator we're there to assist we check in everybody so So, you know, when you get there, you fill out the little application. You give the stickers. You give your ID. Do you have to be unbiased? Yeah, we're not allowed to wear anything. Actually, you're not allowed to go to any pole.

Wait, you're naked in the place? This is unbelievable. I want to come to yours. He's working that pole. You're working the poles and naked. This guy has got it going on. I need to go to Grand Rapids. Bring singles, please.

Bring singles.

So you can't have like a button on that says, you know, Harris Waltz or Trump pants?

You can't as a voter either, right? No, you may not as a voter.

You cannot bring in, you cannot have a sign saying who you voted for?

Nope, you're not allowed to bring in any t-shirts, buttons. If someone has on, let's say, one of those infamous red hats, we have to ask them to go put it in their car, take it off.

What if it's a red hat that says nothing about Make America Great, it's just a red hat?

If it's a big red hat, white letter that says Mojo in the morning, I will shake their hand and thank them for being a faithful listener.

Okay, so it just can't say the candidate's name or anything that deals with candidates. All right, here's a question. Can I bring an iPad in with me to vote?

You sure can. I brought my phone in two days ago to early vote and pulled up my ballot from online and looked at everyone that I already pre-selected.

And this was a rumor that was going around that people who use Sharpie markers will not have their votes counted. That's a bunch of BS, too, right?

Oh, I don't have an actual answer on that, but we provide pens. We have to use those pens.

Because you know how people are germ freaks since COVID? Like, they freak out over germs. I know a lot of people like to bring their own stuff in there. Do they put pens or markers inside of those things?

Pens. We have pens at our polling precincts.

Okay.

So if you're a germ freak, bring a pen, bring some sanitizer and a mask.

Okay. Quick question about this. Can I play music while I'm doing it?

i would like to have uh music in your headphones you can play all the beyonce that you want don't blast it on your phone for everybody else to hear so you so so you got you can wear

headphones in there like i can i be on the phone with somebody and talking to them while i'm doing

it or no yeah if chelsea needs to help you remember who you're voting for really it can be in your ear Yeah, you can't take like a selfie or like a photo of the full, you know, like of other people voting or anything of that nature. But Michigan does allow for someone to take a picture inside their polling booth of their ballot.

Has anybody ever leaned against that thing and knocked them all down?

Has that ever happened? I haven't had that happen at my precinct yet, thankfully. And fingers crossed, we don't do that tomorrow.

All right. Well, here's what I know that there's one thing that we all can agree on, right? This is bipartisan. What is bipartisan? By the way, are you bi, by the way, Aaron? I want to know.

No, I am not bi. If you know any single ads out there, gentlemen.

Okay. All right. Good. I just want to make sure. But you're bipartisan, though, right? You can be bipartisan when you're working in the polling booth.

Correct. We are fully bipartisan. Okay. Good.

All right.

We have to have a balance. So if anything goes wrong, two people from each party or one person from each party has to help that single voter.

Okay. If there's one thing that is bipartisan and we can all agree on, and that is the ads that are on the radio and television are annoying as F, right?

Yes.

Yeah. So that's why we decided we were going to have Eric, with the help of Lydia, who, you know, and Zach, too. Zach helped with this, too. Big Zach. Come up with negative campaign ads about members of the Mojo in the Morning Show.

would you like to hear him yeah let's hear him i'm excited for this all right let's hear him

here we go negative campaign ad number one mojo loving husband and father he claims he's into family values but would an advocate of family values say this i've gone to men i love five

guys or this i love the look of the vagina or this i never have the ability to pull it out fast

enough when i want to and even if he did have real family values he couldn't begin to communicate them i what's so he made me so we laughed mojo no values no clue mojo in the morning pack is

responsible for the content of this advertising that was great i like those so good yeah by the

way eric you are amazing hey erin hey all right ready here we go here we go next up megan

megan is a walking talking contradiction she says she's too busy for a relationship Yet she's got time to go live on TikTok for three hours, four hours every day.

I'm on TikTok live all the time.

Megan, she's single. She's kid free. But she's got all the opinions on your love life. Vote Megan for unsolicited advice.

F them babies.

Mojo in the Morning Pack is responsible for the content. Oh, that's a good question. Oh, that's a good question.

Oh, that's a good question. Oh, this is so good. His voice is so perfect.

That was a baby. That is spot on. That was a baby.

By the way, we're rewriting Kev's. It will be tomorrow that we'll play it. Of course you are. I'm just kidding. Kevin, we've got negatives on you.

Kev, I got you on that BPT.

Ooh, tell me more. What did you say?

Kevin can explain.

What did he say?

BPT.

BPT?

I don't know. What does it mean?

Yes, you do, you liar. Wait, I see it. Wait, say the letters again B-P-T

B-P-T B-P-T

Oh, black people time Oh, oh I didn't get the B-P-T in there There we go Oh my god, a real black man

Alright, here we go, Kevin Negative campaign ad about you

Kev knows Yeah, let's fact check that It's in the Googles You know something isn't funny When Kev laughs Kev lies about working at Subway

I still got my uniform

And Kev checks out girls And doesn't even know their ages

Yeah man, I might need a lawyer too Because I can't talk to a minor

How does Kev really know? Absolutely nothing Oh no

There we go I love mine that was hilarious low key my subway jacket in the car right now

alright hold on hold on the person on the show that literally no one says a bad thing about but you know secretly inside she has got a smelly belly button will we find out about that tomorrow at all or Wednesday

When we do the contest?

I think that would be slightly strange if I made you sniff my belly button.

Wait, I get to sniff the strangers, the listeners' belly buttons?

I'll let Megan or KP or Lydia sniff it. I'll do it.

Even though I'm the belly button expert, I found out about this. All right, here we go. Shannon, you have the second longest commercial, that is, negative campaign ad for this contest here that we're doing with Eric. And we'll have to, by the way, thank Eric. Get Eric on the phone. Can you see if Eric's available? Right now, I believe, right now he's doing Donald Trump on a radio station in Argentina as we speak. I have no idea why it is that the people in Argentina would like to hear Donald Trump, but here we go.

Shannon, longtime co-host of Mojo in the Morning. Always smiling, always has it all together. But in reality, she's out of control as a mother. When I woke up, I could not make this up. Smith's hair, he's seven, was purple. And as a dog owner.

I was walking my puppy, Beau. We got his nuts chopped off.

She thinks she has everybody fooled, but we know better.

I will F you up, bitch!

Squeaky clean Shannon. She's dirty, and not just on the 30. Marginal Morning Pack is responsible for the content of this advertisement.

she's dirty and definitely not on the dirty oh that is good give it up for eric

he's amazing he's not answering he's i'm telling you he's on i guarantee you

donald trump is right now doing an impersonation or joe biden or uh who knows he doesn't i know he does not do a kamala harris impersonation although if he needs to to keep uh you know food on the table, Eric will figure out a way

to do it. Should we ask Aaron whose was most accurate? Yes, Aaron.

Whose was most accurate? Who would you vote for?

Megan's gave me a good laugh. I'm voting for Megan. Okay. That was funny.

Alright, one vote for Megan. And she has always been on life. Aaron, thank you, buddy. Great job doing your civic duty and making sure that everybody has a nice clean, fair election, okay?

Yes, of course. Everyone, this is the last plug. Get out to vote tomorrow. It's important. It's a civic duty for all of us.

Yes, and there's no voting today, right? The early voting ended on Sunday night or something like that, right?

Correct. Early voting ended Sunday. Today, they're prepping everything for tomorrow, getting all the tabulators ready and bench clean.

Tabulating the votes. Ryan Seacrest is going to announce the winner. They should, by the way, do it. Why is it that American Idol can have their votes all tabulated and everything all? Hold on a second. Hold on, Aaron. Wait a second. Ladies and gentlemen, on the phone with us right now, the man who is the 45th president of the United States, trying to be the 47th president of the United States, please welcome Donald J. Trump to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Hello.

Good morning, Mojo. I smell lots of fraud. Lots of fraud is going to happen.

Did you smell that lots of fraud in Eric's commercials that he did for us?

Lots of fake commercials. Fake news in those commercials. Those are so good. By the way, Eric, though. Perfectly nice people. No, you hit the nail on the head with all of them. They were great.

Let me ask you an honest question, Eric, when you're doing these things. Do you get more excited over the music that you're talking over? Because that music was, like, perfect. How do they find music for these things?

i i just i'm such a geek about this but i go you know there's these music banks that you could go you know this is production people know this stuff but you you listen through all these different pieces of music and you're like oh you get ideas just hearing the music yeah so it's like i call you six months ago and say oh you gotta do this you know wait wait hold on i

How about this? Listen to this for our election news coverage.

Decision 2024. What does Donald Trump think of Decision 2024? Mojo in the morning music.

Decision 2024. Something bad is going to happen. You know, it's very exciting.

All right. Well, say hi to Aaron. Aaron's working the polls on the west side of the state both tomorrow and Wednesday. He'll be working those polls, too. By the way, is it Mojo's in Grand Rapids? Oh, that's a karaoke bar. Mojo's is in Toledo, isn't it? It was.

Rip. Rip to Mojo's.

It literally used to be called Mojo's. I know, but the Mojo's in Toledo, though, was the gay bar. Oh.

Now we can go to Brad.

Yeah. Mojo's. Mojo's. I did not own it, but I wish I had a piece. Believe it or not, more ways than one.

Mojo in the Morning is responsible for the content of this conversation.

All right.

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