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America's Social Casino. So it's going to be two weekends in a row of St. Patrick's Day fun because I ended up going from being in Florida and then going to Chicago and hanging out for St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. And let me just say this to you guys. The drunks are back in full force. They are like, yes. Here come the partiers. They were out and about. It was cool to see them, how they died. the river green because you know i grew up in the chicago area on the south side of chicago i never watched them ever die the the river green when i had lived there for most of my life and um never knew first of all i never knew that it was like orange paint that made it to green turn green yeah it's weird it's like orange coming out of the out of the spouts on the back of these boats and they use the tourist boats yeah those ones that people will you know take around and take a tour of the riverfront and stuff um and it's really wild how they keep it from getting into lake michigan like they have like the dam there so that it doesn't go into lake michigan because i guess they're not allowed to to ever get that uh dyed green although i always wondered myself i'm like isn't most of the river green anyway um but yeah exactly yeah um but holy crap i'm just gonna say this if if what i witnessed this past uh saturday and to sunday morning has anything like what we're gonna be doing in grand rapids on saturday for um irish and ionia get ready guys i saw more people carrying friends i saw more people like throwing up into garbage cans on the sides of the road or just throwing up on the sides

of the road. I know you drove through some snow to get there. Did you, was it good weather for the party on Saturday?

So actually, well, let me say that I flew in to Chicago, so I flew into O'Hare Airport, which I haven't done that in a long time. O'Hare Airport's a scene in itself. That's a place where you go to and you're like, I don't even know if I'm going to get out of this place. It's so crazy there. But no, and then we drove downtown, so I did take an Uber to downtown and it really wasn't horrible but then it started snowing uh spike it started getting like kind of blustery a little bit um and people were still out partying and i so i i will tell you that i witnessed a guy almost get hit by a city bus he was he was wasted like walked into to uh to traffic i witnessed i'm not kidding you if i say if i say this to you i'm guessing it had to be hundreds of thousands of people that were downtown because of it was packed all over the place and lines of people in really cold weather waiting to get into just restaurants or bars or

whatever that they can get into yeah it was awesome it was great like is there one bar that everybody really wants to be at or it's just anywhere you can get in there well there's

definitely there's a few of those like mothers and things like that you know like those bars that are like the typical like party bars and stuff but there's i guess there's a

lot of irish bars that um that are kind of like where they do their their parade route okay okay there which the parade was on sunday so they didn't have the parade till sunday which is great i got the hell out of that city as soon as i could because they're closed down um i love it

i'm so ready for this weekend it was uh i am ready for a cartwheel handstand weekend and you know you know if i've had some drinks it is on that i become an olympic gymnast to which i am i am not

Well, same. I mean, I've only had two beers in the month of March to prepare myself. That's not preparing yourself. I've been saving it all up for this weekend's festivities.

But no, but you're going to be out of...

You're going to crash and burn real fast. No, I think you forget who I am. It's in my blood.

That's like exercising and just like running a marathon without preparing for it.

I'm all good.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm worried about you. By the way, I'm going on record to say this to you. Just because I am the fat guy, I'm not carrying anybody. because I saw every fat guy or, honestly, fat woman carrying their friends on their back, doing piggyback rides. When are we going to get carried? I just want to know that.

We know you don't have the highest tolerance. Mojo's usually a one-drink date.

I had, okay, so I was not drinking, sounds like, for St. Patrick's Day, but I had, I think, five old fashions on Saturday night.

How were you not on the ground?

Oh, Chelsea was like, excuse me, but your son is here right now. Your son's, actually, because we had Jacob and Luke with us. And they're like, they're starting to get a little embarrassed by you. And I said, I'm sorry, I'll come back a little bit. And then I look over at EJ, who is with us, EJ, who does our night show here. And he goes, I'm your third son, and I am extremely embarrassed right now. But, yeah, so I was kind of having some fun. And is everybody ready for St. Patrick's Day? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Are you guys going to be out with us at Kennedy's Irish Pub, which is in Waterford, Michigan, on Friday. And then, like we said, Saturday, Irish and Ionia. We're covering St. Patrick's Day in such a huge way. I'm going to tell you this, that I already had one shamrock shake this entire time, too. I had it last week. That was a mistake, by the way. Why? I will say this. Drinking those five Old Fashions was not a mistake because I felt so guilty for having it afterwards. Why? Because – well, first off, you know, it's like I'm trying to stay away from – I'm trying to stay away from sugars and things like that. Like that was one of the things with the Ideal U Health Center was doing that. And the – I'd rather get my sugar from the alcohol than get my sugar from the – from a shake. Yeah. Do you ever get that?

And I'm telling you, it tastes different. It tastes different than it did when we were little.

Yeah, it does. It does. They put a little chocolatey in it, so they did that.

I don't know what it is.

And then, yeah, it's a little, it's not as minty, normal minty as I remember.

See, I think it's way too overly minty.

Oh, really?

Maybe the two, I've had two. Maybe the two I've had.

You've had two so far?

Yeah. Wow. The kids love them, so I'm always like, let's go get a shamrock.

Cut her off.

You guys want one, right?

Yeah. What do we got planned on Saturday, Mike? Like, I don't know if you guys have seen the ice luge, but are we going to expose that ice luge today? Are we going to give people an opportunity to see what that ice luge is all about?

Do you want to post that picture? I mean, it's not fully done yet. It's not fully done yet. So I feel like, I mean, I showed Mojo because I'm pretty excited about it. But it's not like the luge part, the part coming out of his mouth isn't done yet. I can send you guys the picture. But it's just not, I want like the full, you know what I mean? And I want you to see it for the first time and be like, oh, my God, that is the greatest because it'll be finished. This is like here. Here I got a mock up. I'm showing them mock up.

So here's the mock up of it. Oh, my God. It's coming. It's going to be coming out of my my mouth. I guess. So that's where it's going to come out.

Perfect picture, too.

So everybody that wants a shot is going to look like they're making out with you.

Yes, it's kind of an animated picture. Right. It's kind of got a little bit of animation done to it, Mike, where they kind of made it. I still say that there's nothing worse than somebody baby birding another person. But this will be pretty much what you'll be doing is baby birding this.

Just think about all the pictures with an open mouth. I know.

Can I ask a question of the most annoying drunk before we go any further? Because I experienced the most annoying drunk, and they weren't even a friend of mine. It wasn't even somebody I was hanging out with. So we were walking down, I think it was Rush Street in Chicago, and I got punched by the puncher. The puncher is the most annoying drunk. You know what I'm talking about? Like the people that when they get drunk, they feel like they've got to like hit you in the shoulder or, you know, give you a...

They get aggressive.

Yeah, and they're constantly punching. Punching your arm and stuff like that.

Not fight aggressive, but like, bruh, you're my bruh. It's awful. It's awful.

The puncher has now surpassed the person who always gets sick. That's been always one of my least favorites of the drunks that maybe we might encounter on Friday and Saturday. And then the crier. The crying drunk is always a fun drunk. The one that decides that they're going to just start. Crying about something that's been in their past That they probably need to go to therapy for And their therapy was Maybe too many green beers On St. Patrick's Day

I can't stand the I have to start a fight everywhere I go drunk

Oh yeah I was about to be that person I was about to be that person with a puncher That's fair The funniest was the girl came up to me And she punches me and she starts punching me in the shoulder. Oh, it was a girl. And I'm like, what the, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. She was the puncher. And her friends are apologizing to me and to my wife and I'm really sorry, what's going on? She's like, hey, how you doing? Come on, you're having fun, aren't you? And she just keeps hammering at the old shoulder there. And I'm like, I can't put up with this anymore.

You're bruising me.

Yeah. And I can't fight back, because I fight back, then what, somebody's got it on video camera And the guy fighting back, nobody sees that the girl's been drunk and she's been punching me the whole time. So I'm just taking it, you know, and just sitting there cowering in the corner afterwards. But it did hurt. And actually, I think I might even have a little bit of a bruise there right now. Oh, my God, you poor thing. It hurts so bad. All right. So if you come out with us on Friday and Saturday, just understand that if you get involved in this whole thing, I'm having security throw your ass out. I will have access to the security.

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