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The Mother F'ing Voicemail
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The Mother F'ing Voicemail

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January 1, 2025 | 00:11:25 | Leisure

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00:02:36 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 4:

out with some friends and you know how you always hear these stories all the time about people that have like picture montages like for instance have you seen those digital picture frames where you can you can is that what are they called skylights my mom and dad have them so they're pictures basically from your phone like any picture you take on your phone goes on to that thing and you know through bluetooth and they randomly go up there and sometimes you'll be sitting there looking at pictures going oh these are cool these are cute look at the the kids and stuff and the next thing you know there's like a random picture that just shows up there that wasn't meant to be on there screenshot of smith's rash that i had to send right or worse your rash if that happens you know what i mean yeah so this is kind of like that and if that's ever happened to you call us up at 844 mojo live and tell us like what everybody saw this is not a picture this was actually audio so we were hanging out with some friends and they have a sonos system if you don't know what sonos system is basically it's a system where you can kind of play your music on a little speaker like a bluetoothy speaker they have their speakers actually attached to their house and it can be stuff that's off of your phone kind of like you're just playing music you know when you're sitting in your car you know listening to us like the iheart radio app and stuff and nice we're just sitting there listening to whatever playlist is playing i didn't even know what kind of music it was until this incident happened and a song ends and then all of a sudden the song ends and the music stops for a second and the music was fairly loud enough that you noticed oh there's no song coming on again maybe their playlist completely ended or something then all of a sudden you hear what sounds like you know voice memos do you ever do voice memos on your iphone oh yeah like where you record something and you can hear the voice memo well it's also kind of like voice mails that you might get like for instance here i got uh let's see what i got i got voicemails here this is like uh this is my buddy uh paul that sent me a voicemail here all right so he's like randomly i don't know he's got this is uh checkup i'm sure everything's

00:04:44 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 1:

Okay, I haven't heard from you since your, uh, little broke-back bourbon trip.

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

Right, okay. Broke-back. That's my buddy Paul. He called the trip I went on with the guys a broke-back bourbon trip. All right. So, randomly, you hear the music stop, and then...

00:05:00 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 5:

all of a sudden a message start and the message happened to be and i'm going to title this one appropriately enough the mother effing voicemail it was our friend's wife who very nice lady mother effing her husband because they were in the midst of a fight and she left him a voicemail where he she was like you mother effing i'm gonna you i can't you can't stand their guts you mother

00:05:29 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 1:

So, you're all listening to this.

00:05:31 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 5:

So, they're in a fight. Well, I'm listening to this, but I'm also listening to... I'm in panic mode trying to stop the thing. Yeah. Because he saved the voicemail of her being... Because he wanted, I guess, proof of her being so angry at him and getting crazy and stuff. You know?

00:05:50 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 3:

I will F you up, bitch!

00:05:52 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 5:

Getting, like, all angry and stuff. and it randomly played on his playlist and all of us heard it and she was mortified.

00:06:01 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 1:

Did she know that he had saved that or was that the first time that she figured that out?

00:06:07 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 5:

Well, let's just put it this way. It was such an embarrassing situation that it literally, like a record zip and crash, it stopped the whole gathering that we were at and it turned into a situation where we were all like, I don't think this is going to be going on very long. But she did not know that he did that. Had no idea. And it brings up a couple of things. Have you guys ever had something this embarrassing happen to you where something randomly either was shown like the picture or a voicemail like this? And or if somebody leaves you a voicemail like that do you keep it like would you keep if you were getting into a fight with your husband or boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever and they were mother effing you in the thing would you do what my friend did would you save the voicemail just to have proof of it oh yeah okay so i haven't done

00:07:07 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 1:

that but i have screenshotted text messages oh and you save those for days yeah i have screenshotted text messages from people that i know like i i just want to keep in my back pocket but i people People don't really call me and leave messages because I tell you not to in my voicemail. So I don't have that, but I definitely screenshot texts.

00:07:27 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 2:

I think it's one thing if you think you're going to find it funny later on. Like if the reaction was so crazy to something that you're like, hopefully one day we can listen to this and laugh. I get that. But if you're saving it for like, hopefully get divorced. I've got proof. That's so bad. That makes me uncomfortable.

00:07:43 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 5:

I know people that have a divorce file. Like they save everything. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500. Stacy, what embarrassing thing accidentally got seen by everybody?

00:07:57 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 4:

Okay, so I sent a bunch of pictures to be printed, and my daughter and daughter-in-law were looking through them. And somehow, I know the law did not collect these pictures, and a couple of booty pics that I had sent my husband were in there. And my daughter was 15 at the time. She was like, what the hell is this? And I was like, oh, dear God. I was like, she goes, Mom, you're disgusting. And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, what the heck? And I'm like, give me those pictures right now. And she goes, oh, no, I want to know if there's more now.

00:08:32 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 1:

Hey, it's good for her to know that you have a healthy relationship with her daddy. No.

00:08:37 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

It's her stepdaddy, so that's even worse.

00:08:40 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah.

00:08:42 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it was good times, good times. My daughter-in-law was like, I don't want to see that side of you. I'm like, I'm going to look at those freaking pictures.

00:08:49 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 5:

That's awesome. Taylor, what's happening? How are you?

00:08:52 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I'm amazing. How are you?

00:08:54 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 5:

Doing good. You had an embarrassing situation that happened?

00:08:58 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 3:

Probably the most embarrassing of my life. So I had a porn. Hold on. Close your door.

00:09:04 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 5:

Can you close it? Or put the seatbelt down. Go ahead.

00:09:07 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 3:

I had a porn site open on my phone, and it started playing when I set it down. And my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the house. So the whole house is full of, like, the moaning and the grunting and the noise, the sex noises of the porn. And everyone's just looking around, and I'm looking around, and I'm like, what is that? I didn't even realize it was playing. So I click at my phone, and I'm like, okay.

00:09:36 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I'm happy that that actually happens to women, Because I bet you it happens more so to guys when they last played something on their phone. That's hysterical.

00:09:47 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 2:

You can always tell who does that on their phone when you ask to Google something and they have to clear up. They've got to open up the Internet first and then hand you the phone.

00:09:54 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 5:

What was it? Delete my cash or whatever it is?

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 3:

to like on iphone and search up something like say you're searching up like a picture of a cake

00:10:04 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 2:

and for whatever reason hold on a second real quick i didn't get a chance to actually enter this is not the same caller we were just talking to who is this is this is not i mean i'm sorry oh i'm sorry i like who are you this is maria all of a sudden i just picked up a line and you're you're randomly just having i like that you're so comfortable talking to us you didn't even let me introduce you hi maria hi what's going on what were you gonna say so what happened was

00:10:31 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 3:

i was showing my mom um some pictures of a or like some cakes and some food that i was making for my ex and in like the photo uh realm if you will when i'm swiping over here comes a video of me literally recording myself trying to run my ex over and my mom's like what what happened so it It was just a hot mess.

00:10:54 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 2:

Wait a second. What's murder? Stop her thinking. You were trying to run your ex over.

00:11:02 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 3:

It's a long story. It's a long story. Okay. Actually, we have time. Yeah. We have a little bit of time.

00:11:07 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 2:

The dirty is always late. Go. What happened? Yeah.

00:11:12 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 3:

Oh, don't get quiet now.

00:11:13 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 2:

Come on.

00:11:15 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, wait. I'm live now. Yeah, don't listen to the radio. It's going to screw you up. Just listen in your phone.

00:11:20 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 2:

What was the story? Why were you trying to run over your ex?

00:11:25 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 3:

Okay, so I woke up. Something told me to wake up that night. And I woke up, and we were living with each other, just to give you that back story. But anyways, I looked on his phone, and I woke up around 2 o'clock in the morning. I looked on his phone, and he was texting all of these women, basically cheating on me. It was absolutely horrible to know that, you know, I've been sleeping next to this guy for a long time. And the text threads that I've seen were from a while back.

00:11:52 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 2:

So you got in the car, waited for him to walk outside, and tried to run him over. And took video of it. You actually got video proof of that.

00:12:06 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 3:

I did. We fought inside him and we went outside.

00:12:09 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 2:

Wow. Okay. By the way, I got to tell you, our listeners are the most interesting people ever.

00:12:13 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 3:

They really are.

00:12:14 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 2:

I listen to some of these other radio shows. And listen, no offense to the other radio shows. You guys are fabulous. You do the 5 and 10 game better than anybody. But this is damn funny. These people are crazy that we're talking to right now. Don't run me over for saying that. What's up, Haley?

00:12:31 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 4:

Hi. First on caller. Hey.

00:12:34 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 2:

Cav is out, so Zach is filling in. Thank you, Zach. What's going on, Haley?

00:12:40 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 4:

Oh, so I used to be a client, or I used to clean for clients. And I had this one guy, single, like recently divorced, older, maybe in his late 40s, early 50s. And he had one of those Alexas that always showed the pictures on his phone. And I was cleaning and some pictures popped up of some nude girls and some FaceTime screenshots.

00:13:08 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 3:

Oh, jeez. Oh, wait. We made it really awkward.

00:13:12 - 00:13:22 | Speaker 4:

FaceTime, too. Yeah, I definitely did not bring this up. I always cleaned. He always would be at work and would leave it unlocked, and I would get it done and get out of there.

00:13:23 - 00:13:30 | Speaker 2:

But be honest. Did you start looking a little bit more at that little thing, that Alexa thing, just to see if anything else would pop up on there or no?

00:13:31 - 00:13:40 | Speaker 4:

I actually did the complete opposite. I looked down any time I was near it. I was too nervous. I didn't want to see anything. I was there to clean, and that was it.

00:13:40 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 2:

I'm telling you, those little frame cameras things, you've got to be careful of. And, of course, now that you just heard the story that I told you today, be careful of any audio that you've got on any playlist because they will randomly just start playing crazy crap.

00:13:54 - 00:13:55 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh, yeah.

00:13:55 - 00:13:57 | Speaker 2:

Thanks for the call. I appreciate you, Haley. Take care of yourself.

00:13:57 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 4:

All right. Yeah, see you guys. Have a good day.

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