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The Mysterious Clip in My Husband's Bag
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The Mysterious Clip in My Husband's Bag

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July 17, 2025 | 00:11:32 | Leisure

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home of war of the roses dirty on the 30 and the second date update uh the uh the mystery is here we need to figure out who it belongs to it is the mystery hair clip and shannon you have your own little war of the roses going on here huh what's the story

00:02:42 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 4:

Let me start off by saying, I love my husband and I trust my husband.

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Why'd you get in a fight over something?

00:02:49 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 4:

That being said, there are still certain situations that maybe women have been in where you're like, I love my husband and I trust my husband. But wait a second, what the heck is going on? And that is the case for this. So Wes has this black duffel bag that he carries everywhere with him to and from track practices. He's a track coach to and from work. the gym I don't even know what he's got in there some extra clothes I think gym clothes his little hygiene bag with you know his toothbrush and floss picks and I don't even know what else and every day when he gets home from work he puts this black duffel bag on the bench in our kitchen where it remains until the next morning and he refreshes everything in there I guess and takes it to wherever he needs to go so yesterday morning while I was upstairs getting ready for work this is before the show my dog Bo gets into this duffel bag and ate a whole bunch of Wes's little mini shampoos and his mouthwash and q-tips and a whole bunch of stuff in there so I'm trying to clean up everything on the floor I grabbed the duffel bag and put it on the kitchen counter so that Bo doesn't have access to it anymore and I got a little case of the snoopies as i call it i'm like what is actually in this duffel bag and there wasn't really much in the bag at this point um but i did find a women's tortoise shell hair clip that definitely was not mine what's this tortoise shell tortoise shells like brown and with like black spots on it oh it's just a pattern okay i like the details i like how it is funny isn't I say this because it's not mine.

00:04:36 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 5:

Shannon gives the description. No, I'm very descriptive. But it's never like it's kind of a brownish one, but it's no. Trust me, no.

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It was in my head all day.

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I think she looked it up, too. What's the brand make? I don't know.

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Because it wasn't mine. It was only so. So I don't know.

00:04:53 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

Did you do serial numbers, too?

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

This bugged me all day yesterday. Now, why I didn't just go upstairs and say, Who?

00:05:00 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 1:

His hair clip is this in your bag. I got the answer. And I knew it wasn't Lucy's. It's his daughter's. Okay. It is ugly and doesn't look like something that she would have. It just doesn't look like her style. So right off the bat, I ruled out me, I ruled out Lucy, I ruled out Samantha. It looks like a whore. That's what it looks like. It looked like a slutty hair clip.

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Only a whore would have a tortoise shell.

00:05:21 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

So I let this fester all day. This snowballed in my head of whose hair clip this could be, how it ended up in his famous black duffel bag. Oh, my God. I was, I was, quote unquote, off all day yesterday. And finally, last night, he was like, what is with you? We're hanging out outside on the patio. What is with you? Is everything OK?

00:05:42 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

And I was like, whose hair clip is in your duffel bag? Exploding.

00:05:46 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

And he was like, Shannon, first off, why didn't you just ask me? And he's like, second, I actually don't know whose it is.

00:05:54 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 4:

he goes i cleaned out the back of my truck any random thing that was in there and he's like

00:06:03 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 1:

it's either sam's or it's one of her friends that i cart around all the time and i was like okay and i like didn't say anything he goes do you want me to facetime her so we can figure out who's it is and at that point i felt a little bit like a crazy person you caved in which i am a crazy person and i was like no you don't need to do that but but you don't have the answer i am

00:06:27 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 3:

dumb and insecure do you believe that it belongs to somebody else or still last night we got in

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bed and he's like do you want me to facetime samantha but you just said it's not samantha's right well he didn't know i thought it i go this doesn't look like something sam would have and he's like well it's either hers or elena's or jess's one of her friends that is a weak excuse

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Like, I would have probably.

00:06:48 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 1:

He just sent me a picture of it. That's kind of good. He's listening. He just sent me a picture of it. That's a weak excuse, bro. This is it. Look at that slutty hair clip.

00:06:57 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 3:

That does look, let me see. No, I was going to say that.

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Slutty.

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That does look kind of interesting. That's his bag, too, huh?

00:07:04 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 4:

I think Bianca got a haircut like this.

00:07:06 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 3:

So that bag. Literally just said that. For real? Bianca, were you hanging out with Shannon's husband? Shannon, sorry to break it to you, girl.

00:07:12 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

I love that. I love that he sends me a picture of it just now in his wedding rings right there.

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He knows his angles.

00:07:23 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

You know, we do War of the Roses every single day. And if you don't think that this is one of those typical type of a War of the Roses thing, I found, what was the one that was just found in the car that we just had one not that long ago?

00:07:35 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 4:

No, that lady found drawers or panties. Oh, in the garbage can. The hair clip is insane now. I don't know how it got there

00:07:45 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 1:

I don't know how it got there He said I don't know whose it is He cleaned out the back of his truck

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Did you look for hair fibers You know I'm crazy enough

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I probably should have I did not

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That's what they do on Law & Order SVU They look for hair fibers DNA test They see what the color Or what it smells like What's up Erica how you doing

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Hey good morning everyone How are you? We're good.

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What's going on?

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Shannon, girl, I got you. You're either a tortoiseshell girl or not. You know, like you're going to know if it's your claw clip, 100%. 100%.

00:08:23 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

And actually, I have my own tortoiseshell hair clip. It does not look like that one, though.

00:08:28 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Rumor has it girls that use tortoiseshell hair clips.

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No, because I said I have one.

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I know, but the one, that color one.

00:08:36 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

That tortoiseshell is a color.

00:08:37 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 3:

That they give multiple amounts of oral. What's going on? Suzanne, what's going on?

00:08:44 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Shane, I think you're very traumatized at all of the War of the Roses that you have picked on on the radio. I might be.

00:08:52 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, let's call... I think that's what it is. Let's call Wes up and have Nicole see where he sends a dozen free roses.

00:08:57 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 1:

You know what's so funny, too, is whenever we do War of the Roses and there's some sort of thing that is bothering a girl about her husband or boyfriend's behavior, I'm like, well, did you ask him? Did you ask him? Did you confront him?

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Right.

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And even last night, I'm like, I let this bother me. for 14 hours before i finally asked him lexi what are your thoughts well i just feel like

00:09:17 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 6:

a lot of these people that are so beautiful are just so insecure when you know they have an awesome man that they can trust that it's it's hard yeah but how does that explain a tortoiseshell

00:09:28 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

clip like that it's not like shannon's making up the clip she saw it in his bag

00:09:34 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 6:

well it's just at the end of the day it's you know when you're you know shannon you are absolutely gorgeous you're an awesome human being and it's just when you are in these relationships you're just afraid that you know you have a great looking husband as well and it's you know you both are very attractive people and it's always the insecurity of like the what if you know who else is trying to go after these beautiful people that's That's why you marry ugly people, you're saying. Is that what you're saying?

00:10:04 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 5:

No.

00:10:05 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 6:

Don't lie. We should have shown her right now. What's going on, Samantha? Hi. I don't think that's Shannon's thing anyway. How are you?

00:10:16 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 2:

Good. I don't think she's being insecure at all. If you don't suspect that stuff, are you even a good wife?

00:10:22 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 6:

That's true. Like, if you see it, you're just expecting it. That's not like she's trying to justify crazy. No, but it's not like she just saw it just sitting there on a floor. Agreed. She saw it in his bag, his personal bag.

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I think her concerns are justified.

00:10:37 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 6:

Do you know what I would do, by the way, if I was really wanting to mess with people? I'd go buy a bunch of tortoise shell hair clips at CVS, and I would put them in every guy's bag in the locker room at the gym. You know what I mean? Like, tell me that that works.

00:10:53 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 2:

This is something off a Frida McFadden book. You already said. No, I just read a Freedom McFedden. That's so funny you said that. She's just a really popular author right now. A Housemaid.

00:11:04 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 6:

The Freedom. Do you know exactly what ends up happening? How do they write it in that book? Is the guy cheating with the...

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Cheating with the mom on top, I can tell you that.

00:11:13 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 6:

Oh, is that what happens?

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There's always a big twist.

00:11:17 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 6:

What's up, Holly? How you doing? Good, how are you? Good, what's going on?

00:11:21 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 4:

my husband was a football coach and had jock straps and mouth guards all over the back of

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the car so jock straps and mouth guards was he having sex with his lineman yeah you never knew

00:11:35 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 4:

where they came from so i wouldn't be too worried can't leave him on the field well but why but that

00:11:43 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 6:

doesn't explain a tortoise shell okay all right what's up dave how you doing hey how's it going

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I never called in, but I felt compelled.

00:11:56 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 6:

What's going on, buddy? Welcome to the party.

00:12:00 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 5:

Thanks. So two days ago, my wife and I are making the bed, and our new puppy is rummaging around under the bed, comes out with women's panties, and I think nothing of it, and my wife goes, who's of these? And I'm like, well, I have no idea. And she's just kind of dangling in front of me saying, these are not mine. This is not my brand. So I'm on the spot. I'm like, what do I say? I mean, any guy's going to say no anyway, but I'm like, how do I make you believe me? Well, we couldn't figure it out. I'm trying to figure out how to explain it. Finally, we figured it out. Well, we have these folks from out of town that stay with us every once in a while. My wife sends a picture of it to her, and luckily she fessed up and says, oh, yeah, those are mine. and I'm so embarrassed. Oh, my God. And I'm like, oh, thank God. And I said, thank you for fessing up. You know, it was like, I'm sitting there on the spot. I'm like, I don't know what to say.

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What was your next move after that? If you didn't have it that, what was your next move? The couch?

00:13:07 - 00:13:16 | Speaker 5:

Well, probably. Because, you know, she finds them under the bed, and they're not hers. That's the worst room to find them in. Exactly. That's horrible.

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Yeah, why was that lady in your room? That's crazy. Were you messing around with her?

00:13:21 - 00:13:36 | Speaker 5:

No, sometimes she's in there, you know, getting makeup on. Like last time we went out to a concert, that sort of thing. But really, I think what happened is one of the dogs probably actually stole them and dragged them under there at some point. And now the dog just dragged it back out in front of everybody.

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Why was she taking off her underwear in your room?

00:13:40 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 6:

No, he said that it was somewhere else and the dog brought it over. Oh, okay. You know what I'm learning from both of these things? Both of you guys got to get rid of those damn dogs that you guys have.

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