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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show as you are getting up and out and about oh just be conscious of the fact that uh winter is back uh the 80 degree temperatures that we had over a week or so ago gone and not in sight now for a while it looks like looking at the uh like 14 day forecast colder than a witch's titty up yes uh the uh temperature right now We are at almost freezing So we're at 33 degrees right now

There actually is a freeze warning At the moment

Is that because Anybody that got Like excited about that 80 degree temperatures And started to plant anything

Which several people in my neighborhood did

I thought oh those aren't going to last very long Unfortunately Thank God that we are on the other end of that spectrum My wife and I We don't plant until we have something big going on at our house like a graduation party or uh friends parties or something like that and then we decide okay we'll clean up uh the flower boxes and usually the party's not until like august so so we actually wait until then but yeah i'm looking at these temperatures uh the high for the week uh will be on friday at near 60 degrees but it's going to rain and it looks like next weekend they're calling for all rain but it's so long in front of us and then the next temperature that will be close to 70 degrees consistently is not until they're saying Cinco de Mayo or so so

yeah I did that thing this weekend where I was kind of doing some purging and putting away all of the cold weather stuff not obviously I didn't look at the temperatures for this week I put away all of like the winter coats and stuff into a different closet and kind of brought out all the spring and, and warm weather stuff. And then I'm like, dang it. I have to go grab it for the kids

to go to school today. We yelled at Mike last week because he put his ice scraper away. We're going to have to yell at you because you're the reason for that. Oh, by the way, I know we have stuff scheduled and planned, but real quick, I would like to say that if we don't discuss this, I'm going to say that this is very upsetting to me because we discuss it always for the guys. We never discuss it for the women, but an upsetting moment for Shannon when she came into the building this morning here to start off our new week. What did you experience in the ladies' restroom at iHeart?

Big poop in the toilet. Oh, not just that, Mike. That's a good way to start your week. So I go into the bathroom, and there is a bunch of pee in the toilet and a big poop floating in there. Which means that somebody, because nobody's in here over the weekend, right? No, there are people.

I'm here, but that wasn't me. Okay. There were many people here over the weekend.

DNA tested there, Katie.

But it was in the process of disintegrating, so it had been there for a while.

That was here last night. Why? Why?

How do you pee and poop and not flush it? Like, there was no attempt. Are we sure the toilets were working? Well, I kicked it with my foot, and it flushed just fine. You kicked the poop? No, I kicked the flusher. Oh, I thought. And it flushed perfectly fine.

Wait a second. Shannon, like, put her foot. Absolutely not. Break it up. By the way, you are employee of the month.

It didn't take much to flush the poop. The original owner of the poop should have done that.

You get the special parking spot in front of the building for doing that, for flushing that duty down.

I am a poop hero on this Monday morning.

But here's the interesting thing. Megan, I like that you're trying to stick up for whoever the poop-a-trader is. We have a new poop-a-trader here. because you have been blamed before as a poop-a-trader. I've been blamed as a poop-a-trader. I think everybody on the show has kind of had a little poop-a-trader. But if you go into the bathroom, especially on a Friday, and the toilet doesn't flush, you need to send an all-company email out or at least get in touch with the engineering staff because you're going into a weekend. It's not like you're doing this Monday morning thinking that somebody else is going to be the one to speak up, but you gotta at least say something about that

and truly this was not a situation you could tell of the toilet getting clogged or like there was no attempt at flushing made for sure it was it was perfectly whole and a busy weekend

it's a child thing to do because my children and a boy thing too but I'm glad it happened in a women's restroom where no children work because to now know that you you all of you I'm pointing to every one of them, because Mike and I are outnumbered now on this show. You, yes, are just as dirty as we are. So I don't want anybody calling us guys dirty people, because women, I know you're bad, because I talked to a cleaning crew person from Somerset Collection, which is the big mall here in town, and I asked her whose bathrooms are dirtier, the men's or the women's, because she was out cleaning. She was waiting for me to leave so she can go clean. And she goes, by far the women's. I mean, she was not even questioning the guy. Women are dirty MFers. So by looking at it, do you have an idea, just based on girth and everything, do you have an idea of who it might be?

I honestly hate that word so much. I don't, Mike. You know, it didn't cross my mind to try to draw the little line between the poop and one of the female employees of this radio station.

Do you think it was one of the other female on-air personalities? or do you think it's the nasty sales department? I think it's the nasty sales department. You think so? Yeah. That's funny. Well, I'll tell you. I do. Whoever has a good digestive system, I'm sure.

I will say this because whenever the sales team is here, those bathrooms are nasty.

Are they really?

Yes. You know what consistently happens is we have those things that you can pull from the door that cover the whole toilet seat, and there is somebody here who loves using those but then doesn't dispose of it after they're done going to the bathroom.

So you have to pick at it with your finger?

So you have to pick, which I'll be honest with you, I'm not touching that.

No.

But they leave it on the toilet instead of flushing it with whatever you just did in there, which you're supposed to do.

Hold on a second. I'm going to find out. I'm calling Gina the cleaning lady.

Tell her.

Right now. Could it have been her? No.

Gina's so clean. Gina doesn't poop. Are you kidding me?

That's right. She's like a superhero. It doesn't happen. Hello? Gina. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to call you so early. We're on the radio right now, Gina. How you doing? Good morning. Good morning. Good. How are you? We're good. Listen, Gina, Shannon has a quick question for you. Yes. Who do you think would be nasty enough out of the people that work in this office to leave a poop lingering in the women's toilet all weekend long?

I found one today, Gina. Oh, my God. I don't know.

Gina, you've been working for this company for a long time, cleaning after ourselves and stuff, and you're fantastic, and we love you, your family. But do you ever encounter that, where you go into the bathroom to go clean, and somebody doesn't flush all the stuff down? Oh, a lot of times, yeah. Is it more men that do it, or women? I think men. Really? Thank you, Gina. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. All right. It's a collusion. So, so.

So, this time, Shannon ran across this and came across it. And the sad part is that there's not a lot of people that work here over the weekend. There are a few. And we have no idea the person that did it. So, what we're going to do is look through security cameras. Or did you ever hear the story about Paul? You remember Paul, our old boss? Paul went into the men's bathroom and somebody didn't flush. And he said it was quite large. So he picked the two biggest guys that work here at the building, me and Bushman, and made us go into his office.

Wait, what?

You had a meeting about it? Yes, we had to. I did not know that. It was a PowerPoint. I said that was poop profiling. You cannot. So we love you, Gina.

Yeah, it was Saturday morning, and I cleaned, so probably. Oh, now we're getting some details.

Okay, we got some info now.

So it was after Saturday morning.

Who was working this weekend? K.P.? K.P.? K.P.?

I was here last night. I was here last night. I didn't go to the bathroom.

The biggest ones come out of the littlest people, just so you know that, Gina.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right. Hey, Gina. Sorry. Gina, I know it's not Friday, but can you say, hello, this is Gina the cleaning lady, and it's the morning, bitches.

hello this is gina the cleaning lady and this is uh monday morning bitches

god bless you gina we'll talk to you later okay okay have a good morning all right we'll see you

take care of yourself so sweet she is the best lover can't even get her to out anybody you know

she wasn't going to bonnie what's going on it's mojo in the morning hello hey how are you we're

I would have to say girls are definitely worse than guys. My daughter went to U of M and several times she would tell me when she'd go to use the community shower, there would be a used campion in the drain of the shower.

Oh, my gosh. Are you serious?

Casty. I'm serious. And she felt so bad for the cleaning lady. She called me and said, Mom, will you, like, make her cookies or something? because she has the worst job ever. And this is the honest to God truth. And this would happen on several occasions.

Wow. I love that she wanted you to make cookies for her as a way to say thank you. That's sweet.

She did. We made her a big basket, and she was in Cousins' dorm for actually two years. So we took care of her.

That's awesome. Thank you for the call. What's up, Katie? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi. Hi. How are you guys?

We're good. We're trying to figure out who the newest poop-a-trader is in the women's restroom.

So I used to work for a restaurant chain, and I switched from one store to another. The store I originally worked for had an automatic flusher, and the new one did not. So I was in the middle of a lunch rush. I went to the bathroom, and then I came back out and forgot to flush. Completely skipped my mind. And someone went to the bathroom, and they came back out, and they made a huge deal of it. I felt so embarrassed and so, like, terrible that I forgot to do it. But it just totally skipped my mind. You know, it's one of those things where I'm going to do it.

By the way, in the men's restrooms here now, we now have a new automatic flusher. Did you guys know that?

Yeah.

What? Yes.

They actually put something new. Do you know that we don't have any sinks that work in ours? There's one that sometimes works.

Well, the problem was guys weren't flushing enough, so they made the automatic flusher. You have to have it go off while you're still on it, and you're like, oh, whoa, jeez. It's a day. And it flushes so hard, it actually takes your sphincter right down the toilet. It's amazing. What's going on, Nikki?

Noah, how y'all doing this morning?

We're good. What's happening?

in so i worked at bgsu for several years and and uh the first floor bathroom always the first floor ladies room we there was a person we don't know who it is still to this day that we called um the spitter if you will thank you you would go in there and there would be the biggest elephant sized turd I've never seen this in my life I know at least many times we had to call maintenance to come break it up Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Did you get that call?

Uh Steve you're going to need to We got another one

I can see them in there rock, paper, scissors. Shout out, by the way, to all the maintenance crews that are waking up this morning with Mojo in the morning because all you guys clean up after all of us, and we appreciate you so much, right? Absolutely. All right. Take care of yourself. Take care, guys. Poor Gina. She's got to work and do it all by herself. And then I saw the other day I felt so bad for her, and I was going to try to help her, and then she was like, I'm the last box. We cleaned out or KP and Lydia Cleaned out the producer's office

Looks so good by the way

And left all the remnants of it there for trash You know Gina is the lady that has to take it out To the trash

Oh no I did not leave her to do that

No I know you didn't leave it for her But she was taking boxes down there And I said to her I go Gina I'll take She's like nope I'd do it And she literally carries this woman I'm going to say this to you She's in better shape than any of all The rest of us here I mean, definitely me. I can beat that. But she is on, this woman could literally, like if this building were on fire and somebody needed to carry any of us out, Gina would put, you know, me on one shoulder and Shannon on the other. She'd get us out of this place. She's amazing.

The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, Watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

Picture a nurse in scrubs. Got it? Okay. Now picture a nurse in a windbreaker in boots. Those are scrubs too. Or a suit or a high-vis vest, jeans, and a tee. All scrubs. A nurse isn't what they wear, but how they care. The Florida Center for Nursing, recognizing all our state's nurses.