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Mojo in the morning show. It's fun hanging out on Saturday. We were all together doing some fun stuff for Lydia's grad party. If you missed us talking about it earlier this morning, it was great. But I will say this. I did feel a little out of place because I did show up at the time when all the dancing took place. And I'm going to say this to you. It's awkward when people are dancing and you're just watching them dance. like maybe not at a strip club because a strip club is not that's usually what you're supposed to do but when you're at a party and you're the person that's sitting down I felt like my grandparents No, not at all. You dance at your seat and they were having a blast It was fun to watch. Mike, I felt a little awkward. I just started doing the hand the fist, the Jersey Shore fist pumping thing while I was there

You came in a little late as the dance floor just started and you had to walk through the dance floor to get to the table.

It was, yeah. But it was, I was thanking God that all the Chaldean songs were playing when I came in because usually I can get myself out of having to dance because I don't know if you're supposed to dance or not dance. And then all of a sudden he broke into, you know, Nelly Ride With Me or whatever it was at the time. Lydia, come in studio. You got a second? Lydia's answering the phone. She's who you talk to when you call up 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 The DJ was amazing Yeah, he did a great job He did a great job

Everything about the party was

Were there any party poopers there? Were there any

I don't know, it might be one of you guys

Oh really? I saw your story here Who was the actual party pooper?

Yeah, I want to know if any of you wanted to crap your pants there and just were holding it in because as I was sitting at the table so I had my family on one side And then I had all of you guys on the other and I decided I was going to sit at the mojo table. So as I was sitting there, I was talking with KP and we were just making a little bit of conversation. And I acted like I was going to get busy. And I turned around because I started to smell a fart.

Oh, no.

I didn't want to say anything to KP and I didn't want to say it out loud. Somebody made a stinky. Any of you guys. Wait, so who are you sitting by? I was sitting by you. Oh, geez. KP. Okay. And Spike.

All right.

Megan was standing, so Spike's Meg was sitting kind of near us as well.

Okay, so Spike's girlfriend was standing up, you said? Megan from our show was standing up? Which one was?

No, it was just Spike's Meg.

So it was Spike's Meg, okay.

It was Spike, and it was you and KP.

KP.

So it's one of the three of us. Well, it definitely wasn't me. I'm definitely-

What if you had too much falafel? That's okay.

No, I would-

You said the worst one to deny it. Falafel make you gassy?

I couldn't eat the food that was being served because of my food allergy, so I just had a salmon, grilled salmon.

Oh, okay, but she got you special food, right?

Yeah, but no, I don't up to farts for sure, I would tell you. It wasn't me this time.

Wait a second. Okay, so I'm trying to, then let's do a bet here with the listeners guessing on this one. So there's three people that potentially could have been.

It was not me, by the way. That's why I didn't say anything to KP. Or what if someone crop dusted and left? What if they laid a bomb and walked away? I think it was another guest that walked past us.

Well, here's the catch. So later on, I didn't say anything, but later on, KP and I were getting ready at my house to go out. And I was like, did you smell that fart when we were talking? And she's like, yeah, I smelled that too. By the way, he who smelt it, dealt it, did the crime.

Yes, exactly. What was KP's face when you said, did you smell it? Was she like nervous? Like, yeah, yeah, I smelled it too.

No, she was like, oh yeah, I smelled that. But I feel like you would admit it. I feel like you're the type of girl that would admit it if you did it. I'd be like, oh, I'd probably leave this area within the next two minutes.

I have to be perfectly honest with you. I don't think I did have any gas That night Because I had been flying all day And I hadn't eaten at all

So I didn't have anything in me You're very open if you fart too You say, oh man, that was a bad one

Wait, so our process of elimination Spike, have you ever smelled your girlfriend's farts?

I honestly don't think she farts I don't think I've ever witnessed her fart before In front of you And 99% of the time If somebody farts There's only the two of us It's got to be me Because I don't think she farts

Wouldn't it be interesting if we all smelled Meg's farts before you got a chance to smell Meg's farts? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Steven, this just happened to you?

Yeah, just yesterday I was at Walmart with my girl, and I farted. And then she walked up to it, and she smelled it. And she said, did you fart? And said it so loud. Everybody in the store turned around and looked at me. I was so embarrassed. I was like, oh, my God. I'm laughing and walking away like, oh, my God, why would you do this? Steven. We usually joke like that, but usually nobody hears who talks like that. Steven, do you ever do this? We talk to each other.

When I'm at Target or any other store, and I fart, this recently happened at a Kroger, what I do is I zigzag when I'm starting to walk because I don't want the fart to actually follow me. So I walk in a zigzag so far apart so that it won't actually follow. Like a crocodile. Yeah, exactly. Try to get away from the whole thing Thank you for the call Tony hi who do you think it was Tony

I think it was Mojo because men totally Fart and don't even know it

Oh and women what Like glitter coming out of a hole Or what's the story

Now you're learning That Mojo ain't no good

I will say this to you that I honestly felt good on Saturday night I didn't have it normally I do I've had it before where I have farted in the studio only to have Angel or one of the other sales reps walk in and go, Hey, an angel, whenever she comes in, always wants to give a hug.

And I'm like, oh!

God.

Honestly, I wish I was sneaking some out on Saturday night. I felt so bloated. It would have helped me a little bit.

You know what's funny about Mojo, though?

Yes.

I was sitting next to him, and I'm like, do you want to eat? I'm like, let me get you some food. And I went up to go ask for your gluten-free food. And they brought you your food and you wouldn't eat it And I'm like why don't you eat And you said you don't want to eat When other people aren't eating

I can't I have a hard time I don't like to eat by myself Like it makes me feel like Everybody is looking at me And you know look at the fat guy Over there still eating you know

You got jelly in your belly you little fat fuck

You're trying to feed me falafel And you only ate half of yours You're like you ever had this before I'm like yeah I've had it

I was trying to get somebody to eat with me so that I can actually sneak some food.

I said, I will eat my leftovers. I'm stuffed to the brim, but I will eat with you just so you can eat.

And you guys know this. It happens all the time if we're hosting an event, if we're like seeing a charity dinner or something. And then they bring the plate after we're done talking. But then you're the only one eating. But then as soon as you put something in your mouth, all the listeners come up to say hi. And you're like chewing. And it's like, oh, it's a night.

You got tabouli in your teeth.

So I always have to like eat in the car before I go into a charity event.

That's the one thing. Middle Eastern food is a tough date

food because... Yeah, the tabbouleh's all in there.

You got a salad receptacle right there in your front seat.

What's going on, Shelby? Um, 100% it was Lydia. Oh! It was definitely not, Shelby.

Plot twist. It has to be Mojo or Spike.

Yeah, well... It was Lydia.

Yeah. Well, I'm sure Lydia's stomach is accustomed to Middle Eastern food, but But she might have been nervous. It was her party.

I will say this to you, though, that it was her party, so I'll take ownership for it then.

I also don't think Lydia would have tried to squeeze out a fart

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