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yesterday i did go to a tigers game it was fun uh ended up getting invited out by uh drew from drew and mike uh drew lane uh invited me and he invited uh steve gabara who's a sponsor of our show but also a sponsor of the drew and mike podcast oh i didn't know that yeah and then uh tony travato was out there too got a chance to see matt riley uh stoney from uh the sports station who's on against us here in the morning uh he was also at the game and there's a whole bunch of people but it was fun so before we went to the game uh i had to go to the bathroom because i was like oh god there's nothing worse than having to use a stall at a bathroom like i'll pee at a you know at a casino or at a stadium I won't do a number two there like I'll figure out a way to leave early or something yeah so I go into the bathroom and I try to use in our guys bathrooms there's two stalls there's the big stall and the small stall so the guys on the show know what I'm talking about I had to use the small stall because somebody was in the big stall and while I am in the small stall and i'm quickly just trying to do my business so i can get on the road and get to the game because it was an early start the person who's in the stall next to me you could hear grunting excessively loud and when i mean grunting i mean this person was like like it sounded like uh a woman pushing a baby out or something like that you know it sounded like somebody that uh um you know was struggling a little bit to to do what they were doing it was like you know like that yeah and they need some metamucil well they do they need the metamucil cracker fine today i prefer the gummies get it at cvs or wherever you like to shop for podcasts or podcast. So, um, so, uh, I get out of the stall, I could do my thing and I go wash my hands. And as I'm washing my hands, I'm like going, you know what? I'm going to stay here for a second. Cause I want to find out who the grunter is. Yeah. Who is the person that is, you know, making all this noise. And I waited there for probably about three to four minutes, maybe five and the person was still inside there and their grunting went on while i was in the stall but their grunting stopped as soon as they heard me open up the door because i don't think that they knew i was in the stall at that time so i would like to do something by process of elimination kevin you left at what time yesterday you went you had a doctor's appointment you left it's not kevin okay it's not tony travato because

Thank you.

as soon as I got out, he was in his office and he was getting ready to go to the game, so Kevin wasn't Tony.

What about Casey from our sister station?

Well, that's it. Casey was not to be seen. I didn't see him.

What about Mark Makovitz, our engineer? Mark, I didn't see him.

I saw intern Steve in the parking lot. Oh, Don was here. Did Steve leave with you? I pulled off before him. I can't confirm or deny if he came back in, but I saw him headed to his car.

So, Misfit Steve, a.k.a. Zach, he was gone, okay? Don It might have been Don I don't know Don's little

Could those noises Come out of him

Listen you never know When you're grunting Yeah in the bathroom echo So it could be anybody I think it was Cole

From sales

Cole Alright could have been Cole Doug Podell Right

Was he here

We got Doug Podell Who else Who are the other guys That are here I'm trying to think There's a couple Who's the pro

Darius is here

Dr. Darius Oh Lester

call lester and ask him he'll be honest with you sean strife somebody call sean strife up and and

i want to see if sean strife will grunt for me you want me to call lester uh you call you call lester no who's the wait who's the promo guy that uh that uh he's like the team captain of the promo guys steven is that is that his name no it's not steven uh who's the good looking black dude

TG.

Yes. Could have been him.

Oh, Don just said it was not me. Why? I was driving the Channel 955 ice cream truck off-site. I don't buy it, Don. So he was not here at the time.

I love the Don lessons, though. Hey, Don. Thank you, Don. He ate ice cream and was lactose intolerant.

I mean, it was. I'm not kidding you when I say that. By the way, I would like you to do me a favor. Could you do me a favor? Call out the person in your office, but don't call them by their name. Call them by the office blank, whatever the person is. because now we have the office grunter. This is the person that, uh, uh.

And you can kind of walk around the office, too, like that list that you just made. You could go through and go, yeah, he looks like he would be a grunter. Like, through that list, I could give you a couple grunters in that list.

Uh. That was what it sounded like. Why don't make somebody a grunter? Like, you look at them, you're like, oh, they grunt.

Lester, it's Shannon. We're on the air.

Hi, Shannon.

Hi. Big Les. Les, were you having an issue in the men's bathroom here at the radio station yesterday?

At the station? Yeah. No. Okay, it wasn't Les. Okay, go back to sleep.

Lester, do this for me, Lester. Can you do this? Just imitate this. Go, ah, ah.

All right, one more time? One more time.

Ah.

No, no, no, no. No, yours was like an er. It was like an ah. We love you, Les.

Go back to sleep.

That was your Migos ad lib.

Love you, love you, love you.

He's the best. Thank you. It's nice. The thing that was interesting about their grunt, their grunt was kind of done in a way that was like, you ever throw like a baseball or something like that? Or this is something I never do, but did you ever lift weights, like really heavy weights, and you go, you know what I mean? Like you lift in heavy weights? That's what it sounds like. What's up, Alyssa? How you doing?

Good morning. How are you guys?

Good. Who's the person in your office?

I had a nail clipper in my office.

The office nail clipper?

Yes, the office nail clipper. And my entire Facebook family knew this person because it was every week on the same day I post about it. And they thought that that person got fired when I stopped posting. And I said no, it's because I complained. And they made them go into the bathroom to do it instead of at their desk.

So you would just see nail clippings all over the place from the office nail clipper?

No, I would hear it.

Oh, you would hear the crunch clip, clip, clip.

So everyone knew it was happening, and it was so gross to know.

Yeah.

It just grossed me out, so I said something.

Yeah. Would you rather the nail clipping or those super long nails, like the creepy long nails?

I would rather hear creepy long nails clipping on a keyboard than hear someone clipping their nails. People pull over.

How about this? Somebody just texted in and said, can't talk on the air right now because they're right here with us and we're listening, but we have the office cubicle farter. The person that will fart in their cubes. And the problem is if you've got enough of them together, you never know. It just goes all over the place. Oh, welcome to the show. Heard weekdays on Channel 955 in Detroit. You can pick it up on the iHeartRadio app just after we get off the air. Welcome the program, or what are you, assistant program director, music director, and midday host, Sean Streif, everybody.

Hi, Sean. Good morning. How you doing, everybody?

Sean, we're trying to figure out who it was that I encountered in the bathroom yesterday. Could you just give me a...

All right, here we go.

That's believable. No, I don't think it was Sean. I don't think it was you, Sean. I really don't.

Is it the right timbre?

No. Yes, it didn't sound – this was not you, but we're trying to narrow it down. So, okay, I'm crossing you off the list here right now. Lester's off the list. Was it more alto?

I'm a silent pooper mojo. I can't figure it out. The most noise I make is when I forget to silence my phone and you can hear my TikTok videos.

By the way, do you ever feel weird when somebody else is in there and you're watching something? It's super loud.

You guys don't take headphones with you? Everyone knows people watch TikTok on the toilet, but for some reason it still appears weird when people know you're in there doing it.

The problem is for me, I would wear the AirPods, but the problem is I'm afraid that they'll be knocking on the door and I won't hear them.

One AirPod in, one AirPod out. Stay in your own little world.

Thank you, Sean. I appreciate it, buddy. You got it. We'll see you later. I love your show, man. All right. Okay, so it wasn't him. All right. We'll narrow it down, and before the end of the show, we will figure out exactly who it is. Who is the iHeartRadio Detroit office grunter?

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