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The Petty Custodian
Mojo In The Morning

The Petty Custodian

from Mojo In The Morning

June 30, 2023 | 00:06:17 | Leisure

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00:02:07 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 8:

Mojo in the morning show. Megan getting into a little argument with the custodian. No.

00:02:14 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 4:

No. No, is that you? He never pays attention to me. I don't.

00:02:18 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

You're so mean. Why are you mean to the custodian?

00:02:23 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 4:

Please frame me as the bad guy because you don't pay attention to what I say. And I'm literally the only one in this building who is not the bad guy. Because I, most of the time, am the only woman working really in the building. And apparently, some of the boys are snitches around here. And somebody told on our custodian, I'm guessing to our boss, and started complaining about the work that she does around here. and I only know this because yesterday a guy I work with ran into the studio right before the show started and he goes I need you to go to the bathroom which by the way pretty weird request to get at 5 45 in the morning but all right I'll hear you out and he was like I need you to look for any messages that have been written by our custodian and I was like why like that's a weird request I'm so interested right now of course I will but what's going on well apparently she was writing very passive aggressive notes to the boys specifically in the boys bathroom on the back of the stall doors saying things like i know how to do my job and like if you've got a problem say it to my face because one of them went and snitched her boss and she was like so over it and she didn't leave any in the women's bathroom and you know what i applaud her pettiness i'm here for her

00:03:45 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 8:

because she's got to call these boys out wait so why why would these guys were complaining that They thought that she was doing a bad job.

00:03:53 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, which, by the way, I have been into the men's room around here. You would need an absolute miracle worker to clean after these guys. These guys are so gross.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 8:

Who do you think it was that was complaining the most?

00:04:07 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

Great question. Because, honestly, I can see all of them doing it.

00:04:12 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 8:

They're all like that?

00:04:14 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

They're all whiny little baby brats. All of them.

00:04:17 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 8:

They're all bitches, all of us guys. And we're just sliding by the fact That Megan was in the men's restroom right

00:04:23 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 4:

Oh no here's the thing This is the best part about our building Our men's restroom is The worst smallest grossest Bathroom in the entire world And the women's restroom has chairs And mirrors and a vanity And it's become a running joke that like Everybody's been in both bathrooms because everybody Was like how did the girls get away with this

00:04:44 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 5:

It's always like that in every building The guy's bathroom always sucks And the girls' bathroom is always amazing

00:04:49 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 3:

Not in this one We only have one sink that works Everybody flushes their tampons Which is so gross So you usually only have maybe two toilets that work We have a hair and makeup area Yeah, I know, your bathroom is amazing.

00:05:02 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 6:

Because it used to be like, was it like a TV studio at one point or something?

00:05:05 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 3:

I think so, or I'm not sure.

00:05:09 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 6:

That was the Denny Schaefer days when he was, his people wanted it, or I don't know.

00:05:12 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 3:

Sure.

00:05:13 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 6:

Question for you, do you have a cleaning person that has as much personality as Gina, our cleaning woman?

00:05:19 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 3:

Oh, absolutely. Really? Tammy is the best.

00:05:23 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 6:

Do you have her number? Can we call her?

00:05:24 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

I don't have her number, but Jillian might.

00:05:26 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 6:

Because here's the thing, I would love to actually, I'm going to, hold on, while you're stalling and finding that number, call it. Let me call Gina, the cleaning lady, and we're going to ask her the question, who is the dirtier? Hello, Gina, the cleaning lady. Hello.

00:05:42 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 7:

Oh, good morning, Mojo.

00:05:44 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 6:

How are you doing?

00:05:46 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 7:

Very good. Very good.

00:05:48 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 6:

It's so nice to talk to you. Do you have big plans for the 4th of July?

00:05:53 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 7:

No, not big plans. Small plans.

00:05:57 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 6:

A little barbecue.

00:05:58 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 7:

Are you cooking, Gina? Yeah, barbecue and going to Port Huron and with friends.

00:06:05 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 6:

What's up at Port Huron? You guys go out in the water or what do you do?

00:06:08 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 7:

No, just there is a park there. So we always go to barbecue and...

00:06:14 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

Very nice. Gina, quick question for you and be very honest. Nobody's listening to this. Who are dirtier as far as the iHeart Detroit studios? The men's room or the women's room?

00:06:26 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 7:

Go ahead Women I know

00:06:39 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 6:

It's the women They pee all over the place Don't they

00:06:43 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 7:

No flush the toilet No flush after You know

00:06:49 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 6:

After cycle

00:06:50 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 3:

That's what I'm telling you People throw their tampons in the toilet And just try to flush them And they don't go down So they just leave them

00:06:56 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 6:

The women in the women's restroom will have issues with their cycle, and then they will just leave it all over the place?

00:07:04 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 7:

Who do we work with? Yeah. Sometimes they don't. I mean, yeah. Sometimes they don't flash. That's the.

00:07:10 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 6:

Wow.

00:07:11 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 7:

When they leave the thing in it, I have to put my rubber bands and take it out, you know?

00:07:20 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 6:

Shannon, you filthy person. Leave the submersive there?

00:07:25 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 3:

It's not me. Wait, do you believe... I put my tampon in the appropriate little silver box.

00:07:31 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 6:

Do you believe, Gina, the clean lady, that Shannon might be one of the culprits?

00:07:36 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 7:

No, no.

00:07:37 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 3:

Thank you, Gina.

00:07:38 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 7:

I love you, Gina. No, I don't believe... I don't know who it is. It might be an accident, or they forget, or who knows, you know?

00:07:44 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 6:

All right. Well, listen, we appreciate you for all that you do for us, and this is another one of those examples that guys are always told that they're the dirty ones. Yep. We're not, so... sometimes but yeah all right let's get gina off the phone here right now take care of yourself

00:08:03 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 7:

gina i love you bye gina thank you i love you guys have a nice long weekend you too hello everybody it's the weekend bitches it's the weekend bitches right gina excuse me it's the

00:08:16 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 5:

weekend bitches yes it's the weekend bitches i love you bye gina bye bye hey guys it's ryan i

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