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All right, Mojo on the morning show. So what happened? You had a little plumbing issue at the house?

Oh, my God. Okay, so, and she would kill me if she knew I was telling this story, but Lucy, my almost 9-year-old, went to the bathroom last night and plugged the toilet, our main toilet, you know? it's amazing to me the littlest kids can leave the biggest and and it's actually smith who who is that but i don't know what was going on with loose and man oh man um and so last night was just crazy like west came back after being away for two weeks and i was trying to get myself prepared for this live broadcast and i was trying to get the kids prepared for you know their little saint patrick's day stuff that they had at school so it was getting late i totally forgot to go plunge the toilet so like 20 minutes ago our babysitter our brand new babysitter by the way who i don't know that well texted me and mentioned that our toilet was all backed up and first of all i was so embarrassed because god only knows what the situation is in that toilet at you know at this time but also how embarrassing for her she doesn't really know us that well she probably what happened was she used to the bathroom and couldn't get it to go down and now She's texting me going, okay, your toilet's plugged. And she probably also doesn't believe me that it really was Lucy. It wasn't me. It was not me.

I feel bad for babysitters. You know, if you're a babysitter, this is about time probably on your way to go to your job.

Yeah, God bless Nicole. That's her name because she gets to my house just before 5 a.m., which is rough.

You'll have to call us up and tell us what's the worst thing that you had to do as a babysitter because you basically have to do pretty much everything.

It's so true.

And I think that unplunging the toilet that's been sitting there for how long?

Since last night. Since last night. Right before bedtime. It's been stewing.

It's probably not great. It's funny how many times you'll hear stories about babysitters and the people that hire them as babysitters will ask them to do, like, everything for them. It's almost kind of like they become, like, a personal assistant, so to speak, for the family that they're babysitting for. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or you can text at 95500. This is your time to vent. Vent and tell us what you had to do. It's pretty crazy here at Kennedy's. The crowd's great. It's awesome. It's like all ages, and Megan's on her phone talking. Who are you talking to right now? What do you got? Huh? I'm trying to listen to you. You're trying to listen to me. Well, come over here get close. I keep asking you to get closer. She doesn't want to be close. Can you get closer? Where's your headphones?

Who set this broadcast out literally so loud in here? She's standing maybe three feet from me and she's just shaking her head She can't hear what I'm saying. I don't understand this

Seriously don't understand this is the first time that we've ever done a free We've been on the airs for we've been on the air for as much as this Kennedy's pub has been open something again And out is it that we don't have that can you hear me? Yeah? I'm on a crazy delay. It's like three seconds behind. Do me a favor. Put your goddamn phone down. He's giving you headphones. And put the headphones on.

It is the day of a saint. You can't say that. Every day is a day of a saint.

And you know what? I bet you that St. Patrick was here. He put headphones on. He's got nowhere to plug it in.

Who's doing this project?

Here, you can take mine. No, don't worry. It's fine. I'm right next to him.

Carrie, I'm going to grab you, Carrie. Can you hear me, Carrie? Carrie.

Hello.

How are you doing?

I'm doing fine.

Carrie, are you a babysitter?

We're going to the fan page this afternoon. Oh, nice.

Wait a second.

If he makes it.

Oh, you're not a babysitter calling up. You're actually a person calling up.

I know, I am. Our kids started vomiting for a brand new babysitter. Three boys, they had to call us up because all three kids were vomiting. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's bad.

And then did the babysitter quit the next day, or was it?

We never saw her or heard from her again.

Oh, that's horrible. I understand, but it's horrible.

We'll see you later on.

All right, take care of yourself. I know everybody's saying, see you later on. They're like, we're going to be here at 5 o'clock tonight. Get over here now.

Do you guys, on a level of frustration of this broadcast, what level do you think that I finally hit? You're handling it very well. Oh, no, no. I just said, God damn it, on the radio. Well, I know, but. He just said it again. But I don't understand. The thing that I don't understand is we have been broadcasting these St. Patrick's Day broadcasts minus 2020 and 2021. Right.

For how many years? We did 2021 and 2022. too but there's no surprise that there's more than three people on this show and all right

somehow all those meetings they had it didn't all right whoever whoever uh did the planning of this thing i don't ever want you planning any other broadcast for us catherine what's going on it's mojo in the morning how are you hey how are you guys hey we're talking about the craziest thing that the parents asked the babysitter to do yeah so i was working for a relatively new

family at the time and she called me up and asked me to do two things read off her husband's perspective and send her a parking ticket she had gotten the other day oh my gosh wow do they pay you well yeah they do it was it was just you know interesting that's that's pretty wild though like

that's like another level of like yeah of care yes yes listen that's the only time that you should ever be talking about that guy's privates i just want you to know that yeah definitely thank

you for the call there's no more kids coming yeah i don't know what she just said i don't either i

I think she said, God bless us all, each and every one. She also said, why do we only have three microphones? Bree, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

How are you?

Good, Bree. We're talking to babysitters. Are you a babysitter?

Yes, I'm a babysitter, and I went to babysit someone in my neighborhood like two years ago, and I walked in, and there was moldy food everywhere and dirty diapers all over their house. Oh, Lord of all.

Oh, jeez.

Yes, yes. It was not a good experience.

So they were waiting for you then to come and to take care of all that?

No, that's just how they live, I think. Like, I don't know. I was like, that's the last time I ever babysit for you guys.

Oh. How much are babysitters getting paid? Like, what do you get paid to babysit?

Like, $15 to $20.

Wow. $15 to $20 an hour.

I mean, in nowadays standards, you could go to Kroger and make more than that and not have to clean up lonely diapers.

Exactly. But it's, like, fun, depending on who it is.

Yeah, most of the time.

Thank you for the call. Clara, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Good. Clara, what did you have to do as a babysitter?

I had to sit with the kids, actually, while the mom confronted the dad about his other... Oh, wow. Oh, how uncomfortable and awkward.

Could you hear the whole conversation while you were there?

Oh, my goodness. While she was getting ready to go, I swear she was going to have an aneurysm. I felt so bad, but I just was like, okay, I'm going to sit here and do what I've got to do.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, that's horrible. And the whole time you're trying to make sure the kids have no idea what's going on, right?

Exactly, and trying to focus on having fun with them and making sure they're calm and don't think anything weird. But then, man, oh, man, I felt so bad watching her go out that door.

Thank you for the call. Trisha, this is a gross one because I'm itching just thinking about it. What did you have to do as a babysitter?

Okay, so I was a teenager, but I was a single mom. I was a single mom evening watching her kid. I found life while we were playing with hair. I found life in her hair, called the mom. She's like, well, you know, CVS is just down the street. Can you just walk, get the treatment? So we did this, and I'm like, when I got home, I had my mom just treat me because I just felt gross.

Right, yeah. You can't stop itching after you.

You help the kids for the next three weeks or your head's itch.

I'm itching right now.

Needless to say, I did not go, you know, I was like, I'm not watching tomorrow. No, just knowing, because I don't even know if I fully did it right. It's a kid treating a kid for life.

Right, yeah. All right, so yours is a good call. Thank you so much. So the lice, taking the dad, the vasectomy, the had to get the kids and take them to the other room while mom confronted about the cheating. The best of them all.

There's better.

Brittany, are you there? i am here yes britney you take the cake on this one the worst thing that a babysitter ever had to

do yes i was babysitting this has been a couple of years ago and i got a phone call from the police and i had to go pick the mom up at wherever whatever police issue that because she had So I had to wait for her mom to come over to stay with the kids so I could go pick her up. Oh, my gosh.

Was she in her, like, orange jumpsuit at the time that you picked her up?

No, she was, like, I mean, a very fancy kind of person. So it was really interesting that that was how our night ended. Yeah.

Wow, that's unbelievable. You win. You get no prize out of that whole deal. But you're not working for them anymore, right?

That's right. No, this has been a couple of years ago.

All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

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