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All right. Mojo in the morning show. Does anyone like a guy with a ponytail? I'm just going to throw this out there as a question. All right. I'm not throwing it out there. I got picked on by one. I've been wanting to talk about this like all shows that we've had and hours of the shows that we've had. because there was a guy that last weekend when I went out to a restaurant had a ponytail, and it was weird because he was like half the size of me. He was kind of like, I would describe him. He was kind of a scrawny-looking, at one time possibly did meth, wearing stonewashed jeans, ponytail guy, okay? And he picked on you? He picked on me.

What happened?

So we went to a restaurant, was out with Steve Gabara and Vic, and we went to a restaurant, and the guy had a ponytail with this, like, Metallica shirt or something on. Like, I'm telling you, he was the most stereotypical, what looked like he should have worked at Riff, you know, the radio station. And I told him that I had to be gluten-free. And when I told him I had to be gluten-free, he kind of did the, like, laughed at me type thing when I told him I had to be gluten-free. And then asked me a question. He goes, hey, when was the last time you got your ass beat? Like, he was like, what are those types of things? Are you kidding me? Yeah, he was kind of giving me attitude. And I said to him, I go, the last time I got my ass beat was the story I think I told to you guys this week because I recalled it. And I think that's why it came up about the guy at the arcade that I took the 50 cents off the arcade game with. And so, long story, long story short. Actually, short story long. I'm going to make it long because who gives a rat's ass a little bit of a short story? The story or his ponytail? Oh, his ponytail. By the way, it looked like a horse mane. It was like, all I wanted to do was go, hee, hee, hee, like that the entire time. And I'm looking at him. And listen, no offense, but there's only like maybe a guy or two that can pull off a ponytail. Maybe Kid Rock might be the only guy. And I don't even think he can pull it off.

Yeah. For a long time, yes, I remember.

Maybe Thor? Chris Hemsworth? Maybe Thor? If it was Thor, you think I would actually be picking a fight with this guy at a bar? I would be sitting there doing it. But I'm going, the whole time I'm looking at this guy going, if he beats my ass, like if he reaches over the bar and punches me square right in the nose and knocks me out because I get a concussion or something, I come to and the cops say to me, who was it that hit you? I could not describe him because I'd be afraid that the cops would laugh at me. Danny DeVito. I would rather Danny DeVito. You'd be a description.

See, I think guys with ponytails, if I was going to make a blanket statement, they would scare me.

Really?

Yeah, so I don't know that. A skinny, scrawny guy with a ponytail? I don't know. I feel like they just got it in them. They got it in them. You know what I mean? No, I'm serious. and they say that because their testosterone levels are high they don't care they don't care about what other people think that's why they're they've got a ponytail yeah that's a good point

you know yeah you might have a point yeah i'm thinking the guys that get biker and stuff and i'm like oh my god when you come to the police are watching the surveillance video and they're watching that would be the worst one they're like they're like sitting there

The only evidence is his hair tie laying on the ground. Sylvia, what's going on? Hi.

Mojo.

Yes.

He obviously smelled right.

You know what? He smelled like Marlboro. Yeah, that's what he smelled like.

Yeah.

He had a little bit of a cigarette-y type of a smell to him, too. Yeah.

Yeah, I see long hair, I think. Oh, you're probably smelly.

and ready for this one here's another here's another one too the whole time i'm looking at his i'm looking at his knuckles sylvia and he had he had the the ring on his middle finger the guy that wears like the like the big ring on his middle finger like a big chrome ring like johnny depp he's peacock captain jack sparrow smells too no johnny depp definitely smells but

he's peacocking yeah what he's doing is that what he was doing what he does they're icebreaker things But here's the thing. I looked up male celebrities with ponytails to see if anybody can pull it off. And you know nobody can when Brad Pitt has had a ponytail multiple times that looks bad. But Orlando Bloom can pull off a ponytail. He pulled off a ponytail. Oh, yeah. I forgot about him.

Highlander.

So you have to be as beautiful as Orlando Bloom. If not, don't do it.

No offense, but honestly, even Orlando Bloom, he was doing it for a role, wasn't he? He wasn't actually doing it in real life.

I don't know. He seems like the kind of guy who would do it.

Yeah.

God.

By the way, it was in, no joke, guess where the guy was from. If I had to throw out any areas, you want me to give you a multiple choice?

Yeah.

Okay. Birmingham, A. No. B, Toledo, C, East Grand Rapids, or D, Howell. Where is the guy from?

We're going D.

Yeah, I think from Walmart. Right? From Walmart. Exactly. the whole time I was sitting there looking at him and I'm thinking to myself too is I'm thinking this guy doesn't listen to our show so I can talk about him on the radio because then he can't kick my ass

I remember he was a dude at my grandma church who sung in a choir he was a short dude and he had a ponytail and I just thought it was so weird it was like he didn't really have much hair on top so it was like he had to pull the sides back I think that's what they do

my dad had a ponytail for a long time did he really yeah like as an adult he was he wanted to grow his hair out for like to donate it

do you think though that that was also i mean it was nice that he was doing that but do you think also the times too were like because i knew a couple of guys uh not that grew up with me but like were brothers of the guys that i grew up with that they they had ponytails yeah this was probably like 10 12 years ago yeah you know who does pull it off though is jason momoa jason momoa i agree Jason Momoa is a different one, because when you're a big guy like that, you could have no hair, and you still look good, you know? And then the whole time that I was sitting there looking at him, all he kept wanting to do was hum the My Little Pony song. My Little Pony. What's up, Amanda? Hi. Oh, I lost you, Amanda. Mojo in the morning. Hello.

Yep, I just wanted to answer about the ponytails.

Yes. Yes, go ahead. answer to the question what's the question do they look like douchebags um it was just because

my brother had one and i don't care where we went he the girls would come up and hit on him

stop it i didn't think it was so special guys with ponytails get girls yes oh no i could not

tell you why the prettiest girls in the world would come up to my brother was good looking don't get me wrong do you think they were hitting on him or they thought that they were one of their girlfriends my brother would be with his girlfriend and girls from the whole bar would come up to my brother only they used to get them through like can i screw you don't you think pat once you get

to a certain late uh you know age shouldn't you if you have your hair enough to make a ponytail shouldn't you cut it yeah you know what i mean like even even bon jovi cut his hair at one point

You know, through the years, my brother would cut his hair, and I said he was a good-looking kid. But I'm telling you, he would throw that ponytail, and I don't care where we went, women would come up to him. And from the time he was 18 to the time he passed away at 50, I don't care where we went, they would come up to him.

They could do it, yeah.

He still had it?

You never see, by the way, black guys with ponytails, do you?

Yes, you do. Wait, hold on.

I got a couple of them. Brandy, you say yes, you do?

Well, you do. You got Snoop Dogg, you got Ice-P, and you got Ludacris with the puck ball.

Those are different, though. No.

Yeah, ponytail is a ponytail.

That's not a ponytail. I'm talking like sandy, brown hair dudes.

Snoop Dogg for sure had a ponytail.

that was that was not a ponytail you gotta google it really i want to say he had it when he was on

trial really especially guys with dreads i feel like put it up in a ponytail all the time that's

true shades yes new guy hella ponytails kara what's up it's mojo on the morning hi i was just

gonna say it seems to be the fictional men and the art bros i can really pull off the

Yeah. Listen, if I got beat up, though, if I came in with two black eyes, Kara, and said, yeah, I got beat up by a guy this weekend, if I said the guy had a ponytail, you'd laugh, wouldn't you?

Probably. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. It almost happened, so.

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