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The Pretty Driver's License Photo
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The Pretty Driver's License Photo

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March 14, 2023 | 00:10:08 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning show spike wants to uh call out you ladies for something that you do

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what's up i didn't know this was a thing and my friend said she had to go you know get her driver's license photo redone at the secretary of state here in michigan our coast-to-coast listeners might know it as the dmv but my friends said she had to make a bunch of appointments before she can get her new driver's license photo. And I found out something I never knew existed. Is it true that all women do this or just her? That you go to get your nails and hair done before your driver's license photo? Oh, really?

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That is not true for me. And if you saw my driver's license photo, you would concur. I am seven months puffy and pregnant. Still in my driver's license.

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What about you, Megan? Because you do the makeup tutorials on YouTube?

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I was going to say, I would never get my nails done because... You don't see them. Yeah, but I would say that I know that I need to... I still don't have a passport. That's crazy. I'm only going to get one because I've been on Passport TikTok recently and there is a specific makeup routine that you do for the best passport photo because you know how you're not allowed to smile or wear heavy makeup. There are girls that have figured out a hack to wear heavy makeup that doesn't look like you're wearing heavy makeup so you can still look very contoured and snatched.

00:03:01 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 7:

So I didn't know you couldn't wear heavy makeup. You could wear makeup, yeah. Yeah, I went to the post office down the street and they did say you can't smile. I look like a serial killer in my new passport. They told...

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You can wear makeup but you can't wear like crazy makeup. They will straight up be like, no.

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So they don't let you smile in their passport? You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to.

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You're supposed to have a natural look and yeah, I was taking Nicole's... I was taking my daughter's passport photo at home yesterday and and we had to look up like can you have wingtip eyeliner on and can you she didn't have to take her her nose ring out like you'd like there's rules about head coverings and there's rules about smiling but you can have makeup and jewelry as

00:03:40 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 3:

long as it's not covering parts of your face my passport photo oh my gosh smiling yeah my passport photo here i'll show you my driver's license one too my driver's license and my passport are different i wish i could have my passport photo because i was i was skinny when i got the this

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done well now oh you just missed the window you could renew online for a while and you can just

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reuse the same photo look at i'm fat guy in my driver's license and i am uh fat guy in the driver's oh my gosh there's such a difference yeah and and in my driver's license i really don't have a beard i had shaved it and this one oh i guess i got kind of but look how good looking

00:04:15 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 5:

i am in my passport you're i don't want to give up you if i were in another country yeah look at that i said to lids why don't you why do you need your nails done she's like you have to feel pretty too you have to like get your nails done so you just feel confident in the photo and i'm like literally no one is looking at that photo except for one random customs agent in another country

00:04:33 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 3:

that you're never going to talk to again yeah i don't know it's i i will say this that they're they're smart that they're going to get in their uh it's their well with her driver's license photo

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Also, the photo is a half inch by a half inch. You don't see any details of whether or not you had your hair out.

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My favorite is after I get, like when I go see Katrina and get my hair cut, right after I get my hair cut, my hair never looks better because she styles it.

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in a way that I can't figure out how to do it myself. And I've often wanted to know could I bring Katrina with me to the Secretary of State and have her bring her big old bag and do my hair out in front? That would be a funny bit. What if we did that?

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What if we set up

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in front of the Secretary of State and we had Katrina set up her chair right there to do haircuts and makeup for people as they're going in? Anybody want to do it? That's funny. I'm telling you, that might be a great idea. We have to call her and see if she would be free one morning.

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I was thinking of eating a whole box of Oreo cookies right before I walk in. My smile is all good and cookies.

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Emily, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Megan, don't do the makeup. You can't do it because you look so snatched and so hot when you're in person. They don't believe it's you.

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True.

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Good for you. True.

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You don't want to look like a different person.

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Right, because I went to Mexico, and it was early in the morning, so I didn't do my makeup, and they were like, this isn't you. I'm like, oh, my gosh, I swear it is. If I have to go in the bathroom and do my makeup real quick, I will, but I swear they really didn't want to let me go.

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And actually, cops will – have you ever seen that cops will make – they'll make comments about how you look? Oh, my God. Have you ever been pulled over and had a cop look at your driver's license photo? I had a cop look at my driver's license photo, and he said, wow, man, you lost some weight. And honestly, guess what? It got me out of my ticket. Really? Yes. That's amazing. Because he made the comment about the weight, and I go, oh. Thank you. Yeah. And then he was like, I think felt weird that he brought up my weight and gave me no points.

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And maybe that's what we should do then, Megan. And you should, like, not shower for two weeks, no makeup, get really blasted high right before you walk in. So if you get pulled over, you look better than any condition you're actually going to be in.

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So, like, I should go today.

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Hey, Ron, what's going on?

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How you doing, Rojo? It's 412, Ron.

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What's up, 412, Ron?

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my friend took 10 photos before she picked the one she wanted wait they at the at the secretary of state or at the dmv dmv yeah she took 10 of them before she picked the one she wanted oh they

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must really like her they won't do that here no if your eyes are closed maybe they'll let you

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retake it. That's because he's in the 4-1-2.

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They're nice there.

00:07:40 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 4:

The ones that, the people that work at the Secretary of State slash DMV, no matter where you are, by my house, they always seem like they are in the worst moods ever. Like, they always, like, they're, and I always go, hey, hope you're having a great day. Like, I try to be extra nice to them, and they're like, yeah, that doesn't work for us. But to be fair, they

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probably just get people berating them all day long. So I'd be in the worst mood, too. That is the worst job. Everybody's in a bad mood in there.

00:08:08 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 6:

Everybody always says that, but then when I'm in there, the only reason people are in a bad mood is because they took a ticket that says number 23 and then they're now calling a number 99 and you're going to be there three hours. I don't see people really being rude to them. I know people are dumb and essentially the public never has their paperwork straight. I'm sure they don't have the stuff filled out correctly. But you're right, Mojo. It doesn't seem like anyone's ever in a happy mood in that place.

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Maybe they need to get their hair done when we do our sitting out in front of the place. Christina, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

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Hi. Good morning. I recently just had a conversation with my friends about this when I was getting their picture removed for their license. And she said, God forbid you go missing, that's the photo they used. So she's like, I want to look my best if I'm going to be on TV.

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Oh, wow. Yeah. Geez. Didn't think about that. Is that the photo they're using?

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you know what's interesting i've seen mug shots of people and i've often said if i ever get arrested i'm smiling in my mug shot oh absolutely because the mug shots that people do where they're like looking miserable they look like a criminal if they're smiling they look like somebody that

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just you know got caught up in maybe a bad thing agents in hollywood will coach celebrities to do that if they're ever arrested they tell you smile when they and when they call the first thing they tell them is smile and and then look really happy in your mugshot because when it goes on google forever they don't want you to even realize it's a mugshot google justin bieber's mugshot google some of these celebrities have been arrested it doesn't look like a mugshot it looks like a

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publicity it's like a yeah it's like a glam they have a glamour shot like remember glamour shots at the mall david what's up hey how you guys doing we're good buddy what's going on we're talking about how people will do up their makeup and their hair when they go get their driver's

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licensed photos well i mean i don't wear makeup or anything

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But when my wife and I were coming back from Mexico this year, like a month ago, the lady that was questioning us in the line, in the airport line at the Delta Terminal, she was like, wow, this picture's pretty old, huh? Oh, geez. I'm like, yeah, I guess. I mean, it expires in five years, so.

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Man. Wait, do you look a lot different from, you know, five years ago?

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I don't know why she was saying that. Maybe because I had a little bit of scruff on my face or something. Maybe my hair was a little bit long.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

00:10:36 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 8:

I told you guys when we were going to France a couple of months ago that Wes, my fiancé Wes, didn't get recognized because he had no surgery this year and the machines didn't recognize him so we had to go talk to the people and he had to sit there and explain to them what he had done to make it so that the passport machines weren't recognized. He was like, this is so embarrassing.

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It's like when he uses his older brother's ID to get in the bar. Don't miss this in Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes.

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Yeah. It feels weird, doesn't it? You get to say Oscars carpet. I have to be really careful, but that's coming up in the dirty.

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