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The Refrigerator Thief
Mojo In The Morning

The Refrigerator Thief

from Mojo In The Morning

December 14, 2022 | 00:09:25 | Leisure

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Mojo on the morning show. so i bring every day into the station a few waters bottled waters which i drink over the course of a show and then i bring a protein drink this premier protein which you know i'll drink one of those during the show and finally i bring a little thing of cottage cheese in with me okay i like to have like some snacks here so that i don't find myself eating any of the free food that comes our way there are a few joys in your life well and i don't know if these are joys no i think these are necessities the joys would be eating the free food air but this is what i have to do when i'm when i'm trying to uh to lose weight with ideal you well a couple of weeks ago i started noticing this and you're not out of the woods spike i know you've been sick the last couple of days because last week it happened oh but somehow i'm still guilty somebody here is I will bring in a fresh cottage cheese Every single day And sometimes my cottage cheese Or a premier protein Or worse My bottle of water Will be gone Like I know specifically that I brought three waters Because I always bring three waters Here's the waters I bring in I bring three of these big waters And you drink them And I drink them He chugs them He says Reese Very hydrant

00:03:13 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 3:

This is all directed towards me Why would you steal

00:03:17 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 4:

The cottage cheese is not me Mike and Megan

00:03:20 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 3:

Oh but he just admitted to everything else The water bottle is for sure Are you taking my water

00:03:26 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 5:

Well it would be obvious Nobody else drinks that brand of water

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Well sometimes I do

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That's the problem

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You guys are all killing the earth

00:03:35 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 4:

Shannon puts them in a Yeti So I know that she's dumping them in her Yeti So that she can steal my stuff

00:03:40 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 3:

I did not steal your stuff I use tap water from this radio station.

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Yeah, I wouldn't drink this tap water in this place. Well, it's from the machine down there. Okay, so let me just go on record to say this, that I don't care who does it, just replace it if you can, especially if it's like my waters, you know, I talk for a long period of time, I get parched.

00:04:04 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 5:

That's cute that you think they're so lazy they're drinking your drinks, but they're going to replace them?

00:04:08 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 4:

You're right, you're right. Listen to this.

00:04:10 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 5:

And by the way, it's not just, I don't think it's a morning show person, to be honest with you. I'm trying to remember who it was that I caught going in our office fridge a few weeks ago. And when I walked in, I don't want to say who it was. I'm not sure. They were like, oh, is this your aunt? Like they got busted and they were acting all like, oh, is this your aunt? I thought this was just a free for, I'm like, this is when this is.

00:04:30 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 3:

Stealing cottage cheese. Somebody stole my green beans. I have a tough one. Who's stealing cottage cheese and green beans?

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They probably threw away the green beans.

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That is so random.

00:04:38 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

They put it together for a full meal. They got a full on. Do you guys know that Michael, who's the program director of JLB, and he's like an awesome guy. Do you know that I have him now watching our door of our office to see who goes in and who goes out? And the other day I heard him scream out, who's in there? To somebody.

00:05:00 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 3:

And it was like Lydia in there packing up bags for breaking and entering Christmas wish. One in five workers, about 18% to be exact, in an American Express survey, admit that they have eaten someone else's lunch out of the office refrigerator. One in five people have been brazen enough to eat somebody else's lunch out of a refrigerator. Reese, how many we have in here? Count. One, two, three, four, five, six. Reese.

00:05:28 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

I usually door dash all foods. So you know that the food's not me. But the water bottles, I will take credit for it.

00:05:33 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 3:

I do know that the water has to be raised because there have been times I walk into our editing bay and I'll go in there and I'm like, I wasn't in here. And that's my water bottle. I'm going to start marking my name on the top.

00:05:47 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 2:

Like I did in college. Yeah. I'd write my name on it.

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I'm going to make sure that people don't do it.

00:05:51 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 2:

Why don't you just use the water machine down there?

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I'm telling you. I wouldn't touch the- Not you.

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I know you wouldn't do that. No. You are so particular about your water.

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I usually bring a giant water bottle, too, so I feel like I rarely take your water bottle. I don't think it's always me.

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I'll be honest with you. I wouldn't drink the water. This HVAC machine in this building and this building, this building is honestly nastier than any kind of bacterial infection you could ever get in your life. Plumbing's plumbing.

00:06:21 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 5:

Water will kill you.

00:06:22 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 1:

Water will definitely kill you. Plumbing's plumbing.

00:06:24 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

Tell that to the people in Flint, Michigan. Plumbing ain't plumbing there. But this is craziness that every time I go into that refrigerator, there's things gone out of it. And I'm telling you, I'm thinking about bringing in, like, does Yeti make a little mini refrigerator that I can bring in? Or is there any, like, I can carry it with me, like a briefcase or something like that? They have little coolers, I'm sure. And they last a really long time. Like, they keep things cool a really long time. Can you imagine that? I have to bring my own cooler in and keep it right next to me.

00:06:51 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 5:

No, use the office fridge over by the conference room. I don't think that's been open since 2017.

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Does it even work still?

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There's nothing in there.

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Why don't you put a lock on the fridge?

00:07:01 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. That would be funny.

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Swipe your key card to get in. I would die.

00:07:06 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 3:

Everybody should have to use. That's what we need security-wise. You know what I'm going to do? No. I'm putting a portable ring cam in that room. Every time that somebody goes in there, I'm going to get alerted that somebody walked in front of the refrigerator. I'm going to watch you.

00:07:19 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 4:

It's such a good idea.

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To see who is doing it.

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

That is such a good idea. You're taking a lot of naps.

00:07:23 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 3:

I think, you know what I think it's going to be? Yeah, I think Spike's right. I think it's going to be that sales guy, Jay. That sales guy, Jay. I'm telling you, I bet he goes in there and steals stuff out of there.

00:07:33 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 5:

That was him. That sounds like him, doesn't it? I don't remember exactly who it was, but yeah. It's got to be him.

00:07:39 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 3:

That shady bastard, I'm telling you.

00:07:42 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 5:

Why did you think at one point the office just filled the fridge with food and then you just helped yourself?

00:07:47 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Oh, my God. This company is the greatest company to work for. They give us free food.

00:07:52 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, I just came back from a few sick days, and I can't believe. I was like, well, I'm going to have to buy new yogurt. I thought anything that was pre-packaged would be gone, but I can't believe my egg bites are still in there.

00:08:01 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

But where are my green beans? Okay, explain this to me. How could people go into an office refrigerator and steal somebody's leftover from the night before?

00:08:11 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 5:

That weirds me out. So weird. Never eat food that someone brought in.

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Unless it's leftover pizza.

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Not even that, because I don't know how long it was sitting out and manhandled it to wrap it up.

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I'm always amazed whenever I hear stories about how we'll leave free food from the day before on a table, and it will just be sitting on a table, and people will come by and grab the free food. Like, it's a day out of a refrigerator, and it's just sitting out there. Like, where was it? It might have been Buddy's Pizza.

00:08:41 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

It was. There was a salad that was on that table, an anaposto salad with ham on it and stuff.

00:08:46 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

I won't say who the salesperson is, but I saw one of the salespeople eating off of a plate the salad.

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Salad starts to grow its own salad on top. Gross.

00:08:56 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 3:

Thank God. That's so gross. Do we not feed these people? Unbelievable. All right. I'm going to get one of those ring cameras. I'm going today, and I'm going to buy one at Best Buy or wherever I can go get it, and I'm going to put up a portable ring camera. And by the way, if I see anybody turn that camera, because I've seen people do that before.

00:09:18 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 2:

That's what my mom does when she's babysitting my kids, but she wants to take a nap on the couch because she knows I'll bust her. She turns the camera around.

00:09:25 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

I'm happy for my polo desk because some street team people have been eating out of my snack cart. What? Lydia.

00:09:32 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 3:

Really? Maybe it's the same people that are stealing my cottage cheese.

00:09:35 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

The tea is that when one of them quit, the stealing of my snacks stopped.

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Stop it. Are you serious?

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I'm so serious.

00:09:43 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

So the theft stopped once that person left.

00:09:49 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, and he admitted it when he quit, too.

00:09:51 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

Okay, well, at least he admitted it. I'm fine with that. Somebody said I should start putting laxatives in my food.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

That's a great idea.

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 5:

Could you imagine that? It would be like somebody, Reese, running out of the office.

00:10:04 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 1:

That's one quick way to find out who ate it.

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Reese, you better be careful, pal.

00:10:09 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 1:

I am always careful. What do you mean?

00:10:11 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 5:

You better cuss. Seriously, you keep taking this stuff. You're going to end up one day sitting on the toilet.

00:10:16 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 1:

Are you just getting the munchies during the day? No, I have honestly no idea who has taken half of this stuff. I'm not going to lie.

00:10:22 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 5:

What's up, Tom? Just put one of those nice hot ghost pepper habaneros Oh, yeah And now you'll know who it is Light it up I'm going to do that I'm going to put that in there And then I'm going to see them running out of the studio Right? Exactly Tom, you got my thinking going here Thank you, buddy I appreciate your call, pal All right Appreciate it What did this co-worker have? This co-worker had somebody stealing all their food? uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 oh they got uh scared they're at work the problem with doing a topic about stuff work stuff is that people are at work right now and nobody wants to call out

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