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Mojo in the morning show, so our Naughty Moms Night Out is Friday at the Dachshund Hotel. We've got tickets to give away. Here's what I want to do, though. I saw this on, oh, God, was it Reddit or BuzzFeed? I can't remember which one it was. Reddit. So I saw this on Reddit, and I thought this would be a great topic to get Naughty Moms Night Out passes in. And we'll get multiple winners, so we won't just do one winner here right now. what's the biggest secret about you that your mom doesn't know and you hope as a mom your kids never find out about what's the biggest secret about you that your mom doesn't know and that you hope that your kids don't ever find out about all right I throw this out there because i want those people partying with us on friday at the daxton hotel in birmingham by the way naughty mom's night out it's going to be fun on friday if you already got your passes and tickets we can't wait to see you do you see what the weather's going to be it's going to be absolutely freaking gorgeous it's going to be like the nicest weather that we've had in 2023 here are some of the reddit ones the comments that were made up here uh these are the wildest secrets that mom doesn't know about um while the secret from the past i met my son's dad through a post on casual encounter section of craigslist all my family think that we met at a sports bar another one here my mom used to be a stripper um she would pick me up after school but she said that she had to go to work which was the next town over about 20 minutes from where she picked me up. She would put me in a private room with my homework and a Game Boy, and I would be there for a few hours a week. It wasn't until I was older that I realized that my mom was actually working at the time as a dancer. Now, that's a story. That's like a movie, like a made-for-movie type of a situation. What do they call the stripper bosses, like the ladies who take care of the strippers like the house mom the house moms does the house mom also help you with your your math work does the house does the house mom come in there and go that's a very popular one

by the way because yeah my dream job is to be a house mom you'd be a great house yeah i would

love that another one here um okay here's one my my mom does not know that when i was in college i actually stripped in east lansing wow this is actually a local one to reddit so i was actually a stripper in east lansing while i was going to michigan state my mom had no idea that i was doing this at the time but this was my way to get spending cash and also i was paying for part of my education uh what's the strip club in east lansing find out who that is uh oh here you go I was a sugar baby in college I made lots of money But blew it on dumb stuff Also my best friends from college And my roommate Had this same sugar daddy Wow they shared sugar daddies

Hell yeah Why not have a partner in crime It's not like you want to spend time with this guy He's just putting the bill If people wanted to spend time with him He wouldn't have to pay for company

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Just so you know, we live in lonely times. Everybody needs company, all right? So we're not going to...

Yeah, but some people are unbearable and have to pay for that time.

Yes. And some people can get a dog and be just fine, and others can't. Exactly. There are two different types of people here.

Says the baby birder to her dog. Rosa, are you there?

Yes.

Hi, Rose. What's going on?

Hi. How are you, by the way? Hey. Long-time listener.

When you said your yes, I thought you were like an 80-year-old Mexican grandma. I hope so.

More like a 29-year-old Arab from Mount Clemens.

Oh, nice. Okay. All right. So here we go. Question for you. What is something about you? And you're a mom, too, right?

Yes, I am. I'm a newly mom.

What's the something about you that you hope that that new baby of yours never finds out about?

Well, so it was more like my mom. I don't want her finding out. Okay. Back in 2019, I was helping my now husband, then boyfriend. His mom was dying. So instead of me saying, hey, I'm going to go spend the night at my boyfriend's house, I told her that I'd spend the night at my husband's house. So for me to leave the house because I'm American because of traditions and all that stuff been spending night at a man's house i had to be married well month i was married for about two years until we recently we recently got married within the last

two years so did you did you just say that you like eloped or got married at the courthouse or something because i'm sure she had to ask well when's the wedding or when was the wedding yes

so we told her like we told her we got a courthouse wedding i'm the black sheep of the family my my parents and like i am nothing like my family my mine are my parents and everybody are typical a hundred percent like back like off the boat me i'm more of i'm a tiger loving football wholeheart american down-earth person i love it like it's kind of but naughty but naughty inside

oh hundred percent i love it that's awesome you got to come to the party you got to come to our

i would love to all right honestly and i already know exactly who i'm bringing with me my boss who is my like an absolute amazing mom she's actually helping raising her daughter's uh son and he's three years old so it's like i know she needs a night out so honestly the main reason why

i want to do this is because of her good that's awesome all right hang on one second okay okay all right hold on a second here we got one of the good ones here on the phone line too uh what is it about you these are for naughty moms that now passes what is about you melissa that you hope that your kids never find out about one day that uh oh my gosh your voices guys by

the way just so you know that okay thank god um because i have a distinct voice as it is everybody would know it was me um that my husband and that her father that my mother and my entire family thinks that I met at MSU, who is now a physician, was actually my customer when I was stripping to make ends meet in my freshman and sophomore year.

Wow. Oh, wow. Okay, so are there two lies in there? One that you used to be a stripper, and two that that's how you met your husband?

Yeah, exactly. When I first brought him home, this would have been towards the end of my freshman year. Everybody was so excited. My mom left and called my grandma. Oh, my God, she's a med school undergrad, you know, in med school, and he's got so much going for him. In actuality, he was one of my regulars at the strip club. And I had just moved out of my dorm, and it's an expense of getting an apartment and trying to make ends meet. And I was dancing, so they didn't know I was dancing. And it wasn't a lie. He was, you know.

Listen, you can meet at the union or you can meet at, what's the strip club in East Lansing? Okay, you can meet there. Wow.

You can meet there? Yeah.

What was your stripper name?

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Huh?

I can't.

Why? Because people will know who you are?

Yeah, yeah. If there's a couple people on here that listen every morning, that would probably know why.

Oh, geez. All right. All right. Hold on one second. You're going to Naughty Moms Night Out. We'll see you there. Tell me Friday, okay? Tell me. I love the excitement.

The squeak. Yeah. I can't hear myself on the radio, so I don't know how crazy I sound with a voice recognition.

All right. Go listen to it, and then we'll grab your information from you. Hold on one second. Another Voices guy is one here. or secrets that these are moms, by the way, that are going to party with us on Friday. Do us a favor. Come up to us and tell us who you were. We won't tell anybody. Sarah? Hey. You're also voice disguised. We're talking about the things that you hope never come out, and these are moms now.

Yeah, so I was a teen mom. I had my son when I was 17, so he's 16 now. um he recently asked me about os um because that's a discussion amongst young men right now apparently um but i i was a cam girl so my mom never knew about that she i i worked from home obviously i was i was on the internet um so she would take my son and she would come home and i would just be in my pajamas and she's like where did you where did you even go like what did you like she never knew where i worked or what i was doing um your mom just thought you were on your computer all day well she thought that i actually like went to a job like outside my home but i was i was home all day and she just couldn't i i still don't think she could process like what I was actually doing

Wow What specifically were you doing?

Um, I was a cam girl, so essentially it was like, um, you know, like being a dancer, but it was through a video camera.

Okay.

Okay.

So.

Did you ever get tired of dancing in your bedroom? When I was a kid, I used to think I was Bon Jovi in my bedroom. I used to sing to myself and stuff. Did you ever-

We're going to need a recreation here soon. Yeah.

Was it weird that you were cam girling and you're, how old were you at the time?

Um, I was 18.

Wow, that's weird. Well, I'm sure that there's a lot of guys that were excited about that.

Yeah, I mean, if I still had the body I had when I was 18, I would consider it at this point. But in honor of Mother's Day, my mom, to this day, would pull out the, I brought you into this world, I will take you out.

Oh my gosh. Well, listen, we're going to get you into Naughty Mom's Night Out because you are truly a naughty mom. I just want you to know that. Hold on one second, okay? Alright I think I can do one more call Which one do you like out of the ones that are up here Because we got a person That says that they used to do porn We also have a I have a sugar daddy Well I think we've talked to like the stripper The cam girl Do we need to talk to the porn person Or should we go to the sugar daddy person Which one do you guys like better You like the porn girl better than the sugar daddy Alright We're going to wrap it up with you Lindsay does not want to be

voice disguised lindsey i do not want to be a voice disguised but i'm sure people may know my voice but i mean it is what it is um it's already out there so i kind of have like three secrets but the biggest one is being in the porn industry which i had a friend out in like new york i was stripping at the time um I had a friend in New York she's like hey like I'm with my friend like we're staying at you know like this guy's like apartment in like downtown Manhattan she's like book a ticket come out I said stay left I ended up flying out I think like the next day um to New York and I thought it was just gonna be like adventuring like having fun like trying out maybe like strip clubs, things like that. Nope, I ended up getting myself into the porn industry where I went to some, like, surrounding states to do some porn work, and I tried out some strip clubs there, and I was also a sugar baby on the side.

Oh, man. How many kids do you have?

I have one. She'll be five on the 30th.

Who's babysitting your children on Friday if you go to Naughty Moms Night Out?

She will be with her dad.

Oh, okay, good.

That I actually recently separated.

Okay, so it will be his turn?

It's his turn, yeah. Okay. He was out up north all last weekend, so this is, it's his weekend. This is your payback. So I can have some fun.

Do you guys want to, first off, we're going to get your Naughty Moms Night Out tickets. Do you guys want to know, maybe she can tell us some of the titles of the?

Well, so my question, though, before you get titles is, did anybody who was not aware that you were doing this watch one of your videos and then reach out to you?

No, I have not had that happen. And it's always, like, a big fear of mine. The friend that I was with knows about it. But she didn't want to, like, partake in, like, getting into, like, those films. But she, like, she knows about it all. And she's, like, the only one that's, like, kept, like, the secret. But, like, nobody else knows. Okay. Like, my mom didn't know I was a dancer, like, a sugar baby, like, nothing.

Do you want to say the names of yours or wait till Friday to tell us?

The names of?

The movies that you were in. Like, you know?

You know, I don't really have, like, the exact, like, titles on hand. But, I mean, my dancing name, I was called Lydia.

Lydia. We laugh because we have Lydia's who answered your phone call.

I know. I know.

Oh, poor Lydia.

Every time I hear that name, I crack up. It's just déjà vu.

That's right. Now coming to the stage. All right. Hang on one second, okay?