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The Sex Hotel
Mojo In The Morning

The Sex Hotel

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May 17, 2023 | 00:10:52 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. Megan and the Sex Hotel. Next, on another Unsolved Mysteries. Oh, I actually posted that. Actually, it's not the Sex Hotel. It's the Sex Hotel Facebook. Is that right?

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It helps when I turn my microphone on. Yeah. I was like, why is he not listening?

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I was like, wow, this is really dramatic. I didn't realize it was actually a technical error that was making it dramatic.

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I'm just an idiot, but nobody's surprised by that. Actually, I got to tell you, it's my new favorite thing on the internet. I had forgotten about it for a while. And you ever follow a page and then all of a sudden it pops up on your timeline and you're like, oh, sweet angel, where have you been? That's how I felt about this. So there is a hotel here. And I know as soon as I start talking about it, everybody's going to know what it is. But there's a hotel here that is targeted towards a certain special demographic. And that demographic is usually people in two different categories. We either have people doing honeymoons or anniversary celebrations or people who may not be faithful to their loved ones. This is where they go. They have the most amazing rooms. These are like rooms with not hot tubs in them, although they have those, but like full pools in the rooms. What? And private garages and stuff like this.

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Private garages?

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That's for the people who are not being faithful.

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Oh, they put the car in the garage.

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That's amazing. Correct. You can hide from your loved ones. And my favorite, absolute favorite part about this is the absolutely unhinged Facebook page to this establishment. Because on that Facebook page, they have decided the best way to market is to show their clientele. Which means taking pictures of the people who stay there and posting why they are staying there. And let me tell you, it is my favorite part of the internet right now.

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Obviously, not the cheaters, because the cheaters aren't going to be wanting to be posted on their social media.

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Now, let me say, I don't know explicitly if any of them are cheaters, but some people in these photographs do not look happy to be photographed. And I know you had to give consent in order to be on there, and you still look absolutely miserable. And I make my own backstories up for every one of these couples. so when the woman is happy and the man is mad he did something really bad and he needed to make up for it so she gets a fun weekend away and he has to vote the bill for this and he's not pleased like i come up with full backstories for every single photograph oh that's good wait you need to send in the group chat what

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I'm dying to look at the Facebook page.

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Do you want to follow it and then people see who you follow and then they go, oh, Shannon's following the put your car in the garage hotel.

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But you can look at it without following, right? Ten posts in the last two weeks. We'd love to see it. Ooh, they're busy.

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We'd love to see it.

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Um, it's funny that you bring this up because I think every city has the hotel that is the, like, cheater hotel, and I've never known that they actually have Facebook pages.

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So in Grand Rapids, they don't have a cheater hotel, but they have a swinger hotel, and it's a specific spot in Comstock Park, and I know this because we did talk about it on the air. but there might be a group or a website as well, and I forget the name of it. It's going to drive me nuts, that everybody goes to, and you sign up for the party, and you show up to this hotel, and it's a specific night. It's like a theme night, and everybody goes and shows up, and they have swinger parties there. Man, I remember.

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This is the most awkward Facebook page I've ever visited, ever, ever.

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Because you're just saying couples before they go boink.

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Like, it's just really, like, holding the pillow. I just, no.

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I feel like this photo plays when they're, or they take this picture when they're going in, and that song from Saturday Night Live, I Just Had Sex, should be playing as they're leaving. Like, when you're checking out, that's the song.

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It's even weirder with the solo pictures, where it's just one person. Like, what did they go there for?

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No, their other person is probably cheating.

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By the way.

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Yeah, and doesn't want to be in the photo. What is this?

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No. I love the artwork on the walls, though.

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I mean, they definitely have, like, two X's taped to the floor stand here. Right in front of that picture.

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Look at this one right here.

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No, I know it's the same one. That's what I'm saying.

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They're holding the pillows. They're holding the pillows. Bye, bye, bye. Love and always. They do not look like a couple.

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This girl's by herself.

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They do not look like a couple.

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What are you doing? No, I'm sure she came with somebody who's cheating on their significant other, and they don't want to be in the photo. Oh, Patricia. Don't call her out by name

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She's on her Facebook page

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So it's interesting That all I kept thinking of myself The whole time Was that this place was kind of like That one jacuzzi hotel

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No But that one's I think for spouses

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I don't think that one's the place that you bring Like your secret rendezvous This place is like fancy

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Why does it wait? Question

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Can Kiss get trade there So that when we come down and visit We can actually stay there as a traded

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Let me tell you This place is listening right now They love us

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I'm sorry I made fun of your awkward photos But they are awkward It's weird

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That they take these photos With these people I don't know A lot of these people look like they could be couples Some of them are

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Some of them are Well, yeah, of course.

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I mean, some of them could be. Oh, I think I know that guy. Hold on a second. I'm going through it here. It's wild. When I grew up, I grew up in Illinois, and in the suburb that we lived in, it was kind of like a, I would say, very middle class type of a suburb. The suburb next to us was kind of like the suburb that you would go to to get yourself into trouble. like they had the party store that you know or liquor store that sold to the underage kids you know they had the roadside motel that you if you saw somebody leaving one of the rooms because it was one of the ones where you exit right to the outside you would honk your horn and go hey great job you know because you knew that they were somebody that was going there during the day because it was such a bad motel there's no way in hell that a guy driving a Cadillac and wearing a suit was going to be staying there, right? He would stay at a nice hotel hotel. This is a motel. And so it was known for this and I remember watching the news one night and this is always great too when you have this. When you watch the evening news and it was WLS Chicago, Channel 7 and they had a guy that was the news guy. His name was Chuck Gowdy. He was like their investigative reporter and he did a whole thing on Hooker Hotel. The hotel And the suburb next to me was the Hooker Hotel And he goes The Hooker Hotel And he does the news piece And they show these guys And they have their blurred out faces Walking out of there All wearing nice suits And then they show the women walking out afterwards And she's got like Like a silky like little dress on And she's like Basically looks like she's all like You know Hair in the air experience.

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stuff like that and i was like oh my god this was our neighborhood like this was literally our neighborhood yeah and as kids we could ride our bikes to it and we we used to because all of us kids we'd all hear about it from our older brothers and all we wanted to do was see a hooker oh yeah it was like in the wild we're on our bmx bike we're on our bmx bikes wanting to see a hooker um mark what's going on it's mojo in the morning

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Hey, Megan, I have been there before Are you free this weekend?

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What's the cost of a room? I'm so curious Like, is it expensive?

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Anywhere from $600 to $700

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A night?

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Okay, they're charging $600 or $700 a night There's more coming with that thing

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That's what she said

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Yeah

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Well, you know, I think you're paying for the pool In a room, basically And the photographer

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And the photographer taking the pictures Is the pool in the room Just a jacuzzi or is it a lap pool Like can you actually do laps in that thing

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So it's I think it's like Maybe 8, 9 foot long It's a pretty nice pool

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Like that's a nice pool Do parents ever bring their children there Or do they not allow that

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I wouldn't, I don't know

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Here's the problem I would have with this place you know you're not going to get any sleep because on all sides of you people are

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I don't know you're not

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you're going to hear other people but people aren't going there to sleep

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I know but I don't want to hear other people you're going there to bang the beef

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yeah you're not bringing like Shannon cannot have Smith's next birthday party with all of his friends there like this is not Kalahari right definitely not

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so Megan are we going next weekend Are you free? What's going on?

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You know what? I truly have always wanted to see the inside of one. Go. Go.

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I just want to see you in one of the pictures on the Facebook page. Would that not be the case?

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I'll give you my phone number.

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Let's do this. Mark, we're just going to have – Megan is not allowed to stay with you. We don't trust you. But she is allowed to get in a picture with you just so that we can throw it up there. Yeah?

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What did you say? Yeah.

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You're a trustworthy guy, is that what you said?

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I said I do I do drive a truck She likes truck guys

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I swear to God I'm going to marry A trucker one day I don't know what it is But I am going to do it I know it

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What's the song That goes Hips like a truck Truck truck truck Or something like that Thong song Is that what that is Thong song Yeah There you go Alright Mark Thank you for Giving us some good laughs This morning

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I appreciate it Okay bye Have a great day Love you too

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It is so fun it's so funny how everybody knows that hotel

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