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The Simplest Thing You Can't Do
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The Simplest Thing You Can't Do

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January 20, 2025 | 00:14:06 | Leisure

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and I thought there's no way this could be possible. But then when I realized who are some of the people that fall in this category i realized yeah i could see it possible and this is no offense to any of you that it might be in this thing because actually this is a deal uh where my gen zers at uh those i'm gen z right you're no you're out you've aged out of gen z you're uh you're a millennial i sound better anyway yeah so jen this is for lydia and kp and uh zach is that uh zach's under 30 isn't he or how old is that zach zach you're uh zach how old are you he's 29 no one knows he's a millennial so he just by a year he made this this is actually a good thing to not be a gen zier this stat to me is one of the funniest ones out according to a survey one in five gen ziers can't change a light bulb wait what in a new survey one in five people between the between the ages of 18 and 28 years old claimed that they couldn't change a light bulb i understand this why what and yes screw it would just hire someone else to do it

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so so many of the new ones don't even have light bulbs they're just like those led lamps so a lot of my lamps don't even have bulbs and those bulbs that they have replaced replaced all the halogens with, all of those LED ones, last like 10 years. So if you lived at your parents' house, when was the last time the bulb was even changed? Even like the LED ones that I put in my lamp, you just screw them out and screw a new one in. Right, but when was the last time you did that? Right, but even if you've never done it. Literally yesterday, which is so funny. Because I got a new lamp.

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You know what I mean? I don't. Even if you've never done it, it literally is, you go left. Yeah, but you guys, you sound like the people that,

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to me, would go, how do you not know how to send a fax? That's completely different. No, it's not. But that's not something that you would need to do anymore.

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Light bulbs are more common than a fax machine. That's a bad analogy.

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I mean, I disagree. I think lamps are changing. And also, if you lived at your parents' house, they switched it out once every 10 years.

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It's because your parents, me, me, your dad, we screwed up. We didn't make you do this.

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And you guys didn't come watch us do it. So that's the thing. It's a light bulb.

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Okay, so this to me, though, is.

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Did your dad ever make you screw a light bulb in at all?

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Yeah, of course he did.

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So you know how to do it.

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Right. But I'm being understanding towards others because they don't have the same things we did growing up.

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You're very good at understanding others. I understand that. But sometimes you don't have to. I just feel like that.

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You look at it and you're like, oh, this is easy.

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You know, it's just like a dumb people. So you can actually not be sympathetic to others.

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Like, if you said change a tire, I would be like, okay, I understand. First off, I could not change my own tire. But that's like a multi-step process that requires some skill, changing a light bulb. It's not that.

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This is, by the way, here's the interesting thing as far as the light bulbs. Let me finish the stat here real quick. The stat is one in five people say that Gen Zers could not change a light bulb. They would hire somebody to do it, especially if it was a ceiling fan. because they said going up on a ladder would be too dangerous for them. That was literally the response on this thing. What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

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Hi. Do you know they have a vacuum attachment to change light bulbs?

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They do. They do. The Kirby's used to do it. Oh, my gosh.

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But I called to tell you that everybody's losing their brain because they cannot hear you online.

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Oh, they can't hear us on the – oh, hold on. Jen's ear is in charge of that.

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Before the last commercial break, they couldn't hear you.

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KP, they can't hear us on the live stream right now because there's no audio at all, they said. Can you hear us? Uh-oh, we've got to figure out why the audio is not working.

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I can hear you on my Alexa, and I know you had a commercial break, but I don't know anything besides that.

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Maybe it was during the commercial break and muted commercials or something.

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Okay, I just fixed it. Somebody clicked this button yesterday.

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It wasn't me. By the way, you're in Gen Z, aren't you?

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I am Gen Z. Me?

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Yes. Can I be honest with you on this? There are a lot of things that I think a lot of us can't do. And I'm going to tell you some things that I can't do, Jen. I came up with this list. Three things that I can't do. Number one, I can't clip my toenails.

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What?

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I have no idea what it is about clipping my toenails. I have a hard time clipping my toenails.

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Who clips your toenails then? Maybe you think you're going to die if you bleed out.

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No, it's not even so much cutting myself. For some reason, I'm too fat to reach my toenails.

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I know people like you. You'll be okay. You'll get that.

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No, I go and get pedicures. So I go get pedicures.

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Every time you need to clip your toenails, you go get a pedicure?

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I usually do, yes. So I keep up on my toes.

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And Chelsea probably only goes once a month.

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Number two, I cannot put bedsheets on. I'm not good at putting bedsheets on. Interesting. I've tried to make the bed. Chelsea says I'm horrible at this. You just don't want to do it. No, it always, like, pops off on one of the ends. I can't figure out why it is. Why don't they make the bedsheets bigger? And number three, I have never in my life ever been able to do Legos. I cannot do Legos. For real? I have no artistic ability, if you would call it for Legos, to do Legos. Like, my kids are so obsessed with Legos. And they used to sit around and do Legos all the time. They built even that big Star Wars one.

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Yeah.

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I literally looked at them like, that's crazy. Like, I can't do it.

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I don't know what's going on. Are you guys Lego people?

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I mean, I love Legos.

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Josiah, when he was younger, was really into Legos. And I'm the type, like, I'll take over. And it'll become my thing and not, like, our thing. I'll just get really into it. You just got to read the instructions, though.

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Yeah. Well, I don't read instructions. Look who you just said that, too. I can't read. Never mind. By the way, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What's the simplest thing that you just can't do? Sean, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Yes. A few years ago, I discovered that my kids didn't know how to pump gas.

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Yeah. Chelsea told me I failed our boys because we got a phone call one time from Luke asking how to put gas in his gas tank.

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What y'all mean? And I thought about it. I thought about it. I was like, wow, I never really showed them. And I had to show them how to use the credit card. And I had to walk my daughter into the gas station and show her how to do it when you pay with cash.

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But, you know, my dad never showed me this. I just watched him do it. And then I modeled myself after that. Do we have to actually physically show them?

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Yep, that's what I had to do.

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God. Sean, we've failed, haven't we?

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I said, you know, yes, that's what I said. When they didn't know how to pump gas, I said, I failed as a mother.

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I failed. Hold on. KP was, uh, had a son.

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You did not fail as a mother. Mojo doesn't know how to turn on his ringer or off his ringer. That's true. Because every single show this week, a phone call has happened. A, no, that's his alarm.

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That's the alarm in his house. Somebody walking in.

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It's a dumb mother.

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Yes, I am. I am. So seriously, I'll take it. That is, you're right. I'm dumb. I don't do that. And the light bulb, why is it that when you reach 50 years old, and I don't know if this happens to you, Sean, your flashlight randomly goes on your phone.

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it always happens

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you don't realize for an hour

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what's up how you doing there Amy

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hey how are you guys

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fantastic what's going on

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okay so I know a simple task is changing light bulbs I know that you know I jumped on you guys are talking about these genzies and they don't know how to do nothing like that but I am a big girl I weigh about 230 pounds and I live in a mobile home so you know those lights that are really high up in the ceiling. Well, I had to change those. I had to stand on top of my kitchen island and change it. Let me tell you, I thought I was going to fall through that island.

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I was so scared. I'm like, my kids are going to find me like this.

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Can you imagine? Lady dies in mobile homes.

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Good job, though.

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At least you didn't.

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Yes, changing light bulbs. Like, that would be, like, the whole Oxford news line, you know. It would be hilarious.

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Hey, question for you, Amy. How many square feet is your mobile home?

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It's about almost 1,600 square feet.

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Oh, that's a big one. That's a big place. It's a super mobile home. I didn't realize that. Yeah.

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Yep, we have, it's four bedrooms, two bathrooms, two living rooms, a big open kitchen. That's amazing. A mobile mansion. And a laundry room.

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it's considered a manufactured okay that's sweet no that that's nice when you said mobile home

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i was thinking they're a killer man i was thinking rv when you said that and i was thinking to

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myself because i'm a big man too and i gotta tell you that i was thinking like i'd be in the kitchen

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and the living room at the same time and then like the other light bulbs i have to stand on top of our bar stools and you know metal ain't made the way it used to i could just see me getting on that stool and you know that the part from shallow house yes no chair

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i love you amy thank you for the call appreciate you i love you guys have a great day take care

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yourself uh carissa what is it that you can't do oh you guys i can't change my windshield wiper

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i can't either oh i can't do that no way you're talking about the actual wiper not the fluid right uh maybe both i guess now i mean i wouldn't know how to change the wiper wouldn't have a clue

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either yeah you're not alone yeah you're good good you're good they do it when you get your

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What will change? Yep.

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What's going on?

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I can't believe you guys are paying for somebody to do that.

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See that? Wait. But you're saying that the light bulb people aren't.

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No, I just think I understand it. Just like I understand why you guys don't know how to do it. You change your windshield wipers? I do.

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She's a car. She changes her own oil, her own everything. No, she's. No.

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Oh, okay.

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Megan honestly turns all the skies on when she talks about the car stuff that she can do. It's actually great. What else can we do?

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Well, I was thinking to kind of fit into this topic, what I can't do. And I could not, for the life of me, figure out how to fill out a paper voting ballot when I moved to Michigan. Oh, wow. It was so difficult. I did not understand it at all.

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I wouldn't know how to do, like, my own taxes or anything like that. Like, I wouldn't be able to figure that thing out. Murphy, you there? Yes. What can you not do? I can't iron. Come on, Murph, dog. I know, right?

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You can't be out here, Rickle. No, I'm going to get a steam machine, too, because I'm with you. Steam's way better. I can't iron either. I one time ironed a crease so bad into my clothes, I couldn't get it out. It took two washes to get the crease back out. I get it. I get it.

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I can throw them back in the dryer. Smartest move ever. Go to steam on. Alexis, what's up?

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Hi. First time, long time. Hey. Alexis, who's up? Actually, in high school, Megan, I used to work with your brother at Vito's.

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Oh, my good Lord. How often were you drunk in my driveway?

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Oh, no. That wasn't me. That was probably my cousin, honestly.

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Happened a lot. But after graduation, I ended up working at Berry Bagels. And there were kids there that did not know how to fill a mop bucket, let alone use the mop on the floor. Like, they would be scraping the metal part of the mop against the ground instead of actually trying to use the brush part. And it was just absurd. It's like, how have you gone this long in your life and you haven't learned how to pick up after yourself? Yeah. Or, like, it's the most absurd thing.

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Yeah, it's amazing. You know what? They probably had parents that did everything for them, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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So, it's always...

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I mean, it was Sylvania, so...

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Rich people. Can I tell you something? It was always, to me, the kid who had the single mom. If you had a single mom, you did everything. And you knew how to do it. Because mom was working and she was doing stuff and you just had to know how to do it. I remember one kid came to school one time and he had a single mom. And he made himself the most beautiful sandwich I've ever seen. And he cut it and I go, your mom is the greatest. He goes, my mom. He goes, I did that. I'm like, are you kidding me?

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Isn't that crazy? You learn a lot with a single mom.

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Yeah. So single mom, shout out to all the single moms out there. My, uh, my, uh, one of my favorites ones on here, cause I don't know if any of you guys have ever had to do this, but Mickey, what is it that your daughter didn't know how to do?

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When my daughter moved out on her own, she didn't know how to fill out a check, but in her defense, she never used them. Yeah. But she also didn't know how to address an envelope. Yeah. Those are two.

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So my husband always makes me check if we have to like randomly write a check for something because he didn't know either and the envelope thing that's a super popular one yeah where to put the stamp where to put where to put your return address where to even put your zip code on there like do you put it on the same line or underneath or yeah here's a big one katie last

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one katie what is it that you can't do i can't figure out how to make grilled cheese come on

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now katie what do you mean i don't know i've just always had people make it for me so i'm like can you make me grilled cheese and I've never needed to figure it out oh okay I want your life spray that pan slow and steady on both sides mayonnaise on both sides it's even better way better than butter promise you I promise you I'm not trying it's both but don't learn yeah

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