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The Stinky Spouse
Mojo In The Morning

The Stinky Spouse

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January 1, 2025 | 00:10:56 | Leisure

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00:01:25 - 00:01:28 | Speaker 6:

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00:01:28 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 2:

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Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

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All right, are you ready?

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You're listening to Mojo in the morning.

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You're a doo-doo hat.

00:02:25 - 00:02:30 | Unknown:

Here we go, go, go, here we go, go, go. It's showtime!

00:02:55 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 3:

it's mojo on the morning show i uh I have been wearing this new cologne recently, and I kind of get the feeling that my wife is not a fan of it. And usually I don't wear any kind of cologne that my wife doesn't get for me. And this time I actually picked this cologne because my friend's wife told me to get it. Whoa. And I know it sounds weird to say this, but it has nothing to do with why I don't think Chelsea likes it. I just don't think that it's Chelsea's thing. but we were out shopping with our friends Ryan and Samantha Lash and we were looking at a store and kind of doing the whole shopping thing and kind of like just killing time and I was looking for a cologne and Samantha had said something about this cologne and I smelled it and I'm like oh my god I love this thing and the guy you know how he sprays it and he puts it on like a little sheet and I just kept smelling the little piece of paper and stuff and I'm like oh this is really good and I'm like hey can I just So I tried a little on me and I tried a little on me and I'm kind of, I like it. This is good. And Chelsea was in like the other room at the time. And then I come into the other room and she goes, what's that? And I go, what do you mean? What's that? She goes, do you put cologne on? And I said, yeah. I said, what do you think of this? And she's like, oh, that's okay. And I'm like, oh, crap. Because I had told the guy I wanted to buy it. Oh, yeah. And I had already asked him and he was going to get it out of the back. Well, long story short, I bought it. Okay. And I've been wearing it, and I'm obsessed with it. I love the smell. And what makes me love the smell a lot, people will say, wow, you smell good. Like yesterday, we were in a... a meeting with our boss and, you know, we had all the technical stuff. We had a research thing that came through. And Colleen, our boss, goes, wow, you smell good. And it kind of got me going, oh,

00:05:12 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 5:

that's cool. I think Megan and I have both said, you smell good.

00:05:16 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 3:

You don't like it? No, you smell good. Oh, okay, you like the smell. Well, I don't get the feeling that my wife likes the smell. And that's the only person that I really want to like the smell. Because I'm self-conscious that she doesn't like the smell. What is the smell again it's it's the no it is not mike it is a cologne and it is made by tom ford

00:05:36 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 4:

is it um tuscan leather uh you know what hold on i got a picture of it if it's tuscan leather let me smell that because you like i need to know how that smell no drake drake rap about it it's a song

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nothing was the same first track they say hairstyles wears tobacco yeah hold on a second Like Tom Ford Tuscan leather smelling like a brick

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Hold on I'm going to look it up I have a picture of it somewhere Everybody wants to know There it is It's Tom Ford That smell like his thing What does that say How do you spell that It's F-O-U-G-E With the little goofy thing over it R-E And then a D apostrophe A-R-G-E TNT for goo goo goo goo. Oh, yeah.

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It's something like that. I went to howtopronounce.com.

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And I wear it, and I'm like, man, I haven't had this much good luck with a cologne since I wore Drakkar Noir when I was 20 years old. I remember that.

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Do you want to hear it? Yeah. How do you say it?

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Wait, you know what's crazy? What does it say? I think Drake also talked about that.

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Bugoo.

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Bugoo.

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Bugoo. Fagoo.

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Fagoo.

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Fagoo to you? You were kind of close. It was something like that. I bought a new perfume recently, and I really, really, really, really liked it. And the legendary Tim Murphy, my father, was over the other day, and he goes, what perfume are you wearing? And I actually keep it, I keep this one on my kitchen counter just to like spritz myself before I leave. And so I showed him, I go, actually, it's this one right here. He goes, absolutely hate it. It's horrible.

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and i was like well it's your dad love the honesty thanks no the best part was west goes

00:07:30 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 3:

yeah i don't really like it either oh my god i want to ask this question of our listeners i want to know does your spouse's smell not sit well with you who listening to the show has like a spouse that smells bad or they don't like their smell they don't like their clone whatever that the story is. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I remember there was a phase. I went through a polo phase where I wore polo cologne. My wife did not like that at all. Was it in the green bottle too? With the gold polo guy? Yeah. I had that too, I think. I think it was piney or something like that. She just wasn't a fan. It smelled like the woods

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sort of. Well, is that one really earthy, Mojo? Because that floor I don't know if I taste it anymore. I lost it in my brain already. But it means fern in French.

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Really? Yeah. I don't know, but I like it. It looks like it would smell good. I'm telling you, they fancy the bottles, you know. Sarah, do you like the smell of your boyfriend?

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No. No. He's a mouth breather, and at night, his breath infiltrates the whole bedroom, and it stinks really bad.

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Wow, that's bad.

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Does he brush his teeth before bed? He does. I think he's got something dying in his guts or something. I don't know.

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Oh, man.

00:08:54 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 3:

Now, you know what you need to do? You need to spray some fagoo in his mouth. In his mouth. Yeah. Just throw it right in there.

00:09:00 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 1:

And then pour some whiskery down there. Exactly.

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Exactly. Donnie. What's up, Donnie?

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Hi.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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What's going on? Good morning, Donnie. So, I guess I'm a little bit opposite on this call because, well, when we're baking cookies, I just love the smell of my husband's armpits.

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Oh, really?

00:09:22 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 2:

I think it's like the pheromones, and it's like, oh, you're sweating, you're putting in work, it turns me on.

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I love that smell, too. What? Thank you. So much. I don't know what it is. And it's not even necessary. Like, it's a slightly sweaty smell, but it's like a smell. Question.

00:09:39 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 4:

Answer. Is the smell permeating the room, or are you in a certain position where you're close enough?

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Not like Sarah's husband's mouth, no.

00:09:49 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 3:

No, so his armpits, though, you get close to him, and when you get close to him, maybe that's what you like the most, that you're close to him.

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That's what I like, yeah. Are you on top or is he on top? Oh, jeez. Why do you always got to do it?

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I'm trying to envision the armpit smell and where you're at, where you're doing it. Don't answer that. Don't answer that question. Tom, you're cut off. He is. He's a dirty man. I'm just trying to ask questions. I thought Mojo was dirty. I know. I'm trying to gain an, look, in all that getting, get an understanding. You're not taking my dirty from me. Do not take my dirty from me. Thanks, Donnie.

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He's not even dirty yet.

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All right, take care of yourself. I actually.

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Hello.

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Hi, honey. How are you?

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What? What?

00:10:26 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 6:

i i was i'm talking about my new cologne that i don't think that you like

00:10:31 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 8:

and maybe i don't why do you not like it i just don't like the way it smells it's okay though you like it and it's your body your choice have fun my body my choice okay but chelsea

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do you understand though that i have people that will compliment me on how good i smell okay and you're the only but you're the only one i want to like the way i smell

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Well, I'm sorry. I don't really care for it. But, again, that's okay. You like it. It's okay.

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What is it that you want me to smell like then?

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I don't know.

00:11:06 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 6:

Can you find me something? Can you go to, like, the mall and find me something that smells, and I'll switch it up, even though I bought three bottles of this thing. I literally bought three bottles.

00:11:15 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 8:

No, no, no, no, no. You like it. You wear it.

00:11:19 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 6:

I know, but I want my wife to, like, want to smell me.

00:11:22 - 00:11:38 | Speaker 8:

you know i mean i always even if it's something i liked i wouldn't want to smell it i always want to smell your wife your wife is the best smelling person on the planet every time she walks into a room i'm like oh my god chelsea's here jesus so good what is it chelsea that you're is it your

00:11:38 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 6:

i think it's your laundry detergent the laundry detergent that you use is the best laundry

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detergent well i think the first thing to take a shower yeah do that yeah oh i'm missing a step

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Do you remember, Chels, do you remember when I first met you and I would wear Drakkar Noir?

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I don't. I don't. No? I mean, I'm sure I liked your smell. I'm sure.

00:12:00 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 6:

It was that. And then I think the one smell that can definitely get you laid any time was at the time was Chaps or something. It was like a Chaps poem.

00:12:08 - 00:12:11 | Speaker 7:

No, it was Curved for Men by Liz Claiborne.

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That was the one that was?

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That was what my high school boyfriend wore. And I thought it smelled so cool.

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That was the panty dropper smell right there? I don't know if Chels can hear me. Did she have a favorite of your clone? Chelsea, Mike from Grand Rapids just asked a question here. He's a journalist.

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I can't hear him.

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I know, because she's on my phone. He wants to know, do you have a smell that smells the best on me?

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I think it's called Absence.

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What is it? Absence.

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Just kidding. Oh, you're a dumb man.

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Chelsea's amazing.

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Can't you smell best?

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All right. Hey, you know, you are, by the way, hold on. I learned boundaries from our last podcast. So we're going to have some boundaries. My boundaries are going to be, I'm going, I'll see you later. Love you. Bye.

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