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The TMI You Didn't Want to Hear
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The TMI You Didn't Want to Hear

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December 16, 2024 | 00:12:16 | Leisure

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This would be a time to take your kids away from the radio. This is not something that they should be listening to, okay? Because it could go awry and not be good for them. Do you ever get somebody to say something to you and it's like total TMI and it's to a point where you can't get it out of your head? I had this happen to me over the weekend. I ran into a woman who dated a friend of mine, and somebody you guys all know, because I've talked about this person on the radio before, dated a friend of mine and told me something that I wish I could unhear. And I would like to do this topic, because here's my question I'm going to ask. What is something that you heard about a friend that you'll never be able to unhear? Something that you heard that a friend did or something that they were doing that you wish after you heard it, you'll never be able to unhear because after you heard it, you'll never think the same of them ever again. I would love to know what your story is, your personal story. I know I don't know your friends, but this might be a therapeutic time for you. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Here is mine. I was told by this girl that I met that she dated one of my quote unquote friends. And she literally told me, because I said, oh, you did? Oh, God. And made a joke about it. You know, like joking around. You're dating this guy who's a friend of mine. She goes, yeah, he had the most amazing mouth ever. I was like, oh, stop it. I don't want to hear about that. Mouth dude. and i'm like going you can't say this stuff oh gross yeah and it got to a point where it got to a point where i'm thinking now we've hung out before i've literally watched this friend do things with his mouth he's talked with his mouth oh lord he's he kissed your cheek he's no we've not i've never gotten i'm not matter of fact i'm not gonna get a cheek kiss from him ever I've seen him eat. I'm like going, oh, he's great with his mouth. And then I thought to myself, I'm like going, oh, no wonder why. Similar situation. No wonder my way. Adam runs up. You want to my friend? Dump. Oh, okay. Dump. You could equally say if you wanted to. That dump, by the way? I think it did, yes. And my dump button went off. My bad.

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If Colleen runs in here.

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You could equally say, Cav, just go, same thing with my friend, for those that missed on the dump. for the same thing with my friend my friend was told that he blah blah blah and his same thing was with his mouth too you can't say you can just say mouth you can say but he you know back door you can say that right no but here's the deal you can't say the back door so whenever you hear things about your friend that you don't necessarily want to hear don't tell me like I don't even want to hear kevin say what he just said i really don't i but i okay yeah yeah you got one do i have to dump you

00:04:44 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

because i know no no no no no no no no this is uh she's not necessarily a friend of mine but i i know her but i was told that she is very stinky oh stinky unfortunate stinky and

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places oh okay like that by the way this doesn't have to be sexual no i know but now unfortunately

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every time i see her i think about that you think that she's and i did not need to know that

00:05:10 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 2:

smelly christmas yeah yeah vagina um okay i'll give you another one too i found out a uh another friend of mine embezzled money this is totally off sexual yeah embezzled money from his work And that was the reason why he got, and we're, we're not necessarily friends anymore, but I found out that he, he was taking so much money from this company, but it was for a long period of time that they believed that other people were doing it and other people were getting let go. And it was him the whole time that was doing it.

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That's a bad one.

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Yeah. He was just sitting back watching. He was just sitting back pretending, you know, that it wasn't him and putting other people and throwing other people under the bus. Voice disguise, B, what did you hear about a friend that you wish you never heard? B?

00:06:01 - 00:06:01 | Unknown:

Hello?

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How are you?

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I'm good. How are you?

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Fantastic. You're being voice disguised.

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So, yeah. I have a friend who I just recently found out has given his girlfriend herpes.

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Oh.

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And he dated to her while she was pregnant.

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Oh, man. That's awful.

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herps.

00:06:30 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 2:

That's horrible. So, wait. So, he gave it to her and did not know that he had it?

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Oh, that's awful.

00:06:42 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 2:

Did you hear about the Buffalo Bills player that right now is getting sued by a whole bunch of women? A former Buffalo Bills, like, wide receiver. getting sued by a bunch of women because he gave so many women venereal diseases over time and knew

00:06:56 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 3:

that he had them. Maybe they know my friends. Really? Yeah, really. God, that's horrible when

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you hear stories like that. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Cody, hi.

00:07:06 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 1:

Hey, how's it going, guys? What's going on? So, a buddy of mine, this had been like 10 years ago, told me that he wanted to try some backdoor stuff with his old lady yeah and she said she'd only do it okay you can't say that i don't trust him i don't trust him he was safe on the back door no that's that's the last thing i say that's um anyway only way

00:07:31 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 3:

she would let him is if uh she got to use a cucumber okay i told you did you listen to me Come on, I thought it was fine.

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Are you kidding me? I thought it was okay.

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Okay, so he-

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I packed cucumbers in my kids' lunch today.

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So he was basically, it was basically like a tit-for-tat type thing, huh? Boy. Boy, and he said yes to that? It's your vegetables. Yeah. Oh, my God. What is this, guys? I'm sorry. Oh, my God. By the way, if Chelsea were to say to me, not the whole cucumber thing. But if Chelsea were to say to me that she would, that we could do fun things, but I had to like get on the treadmill more often, I'd be on the treadmill all the time. I was thinking about this this weekend. I was on the treadmill. I've been doing the treadmill now, if I can, every day for 30 minutes. That's my goal.

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That's amazing. Good for you.

00:08:26 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 2:

I've been really focused on this. And I'm on the treadmill going, you know, I could have done this years ago if Chelsea gave me the incentive of like being naked in front of the treadmill. Like, she's like, go downstairs and watch like a TV show or something like that, which is what I'm doing right now. I'm like binge watching stuff. But if she was naked in front, and it was my perception that I would eventually catch her, you know? It's like the little carrot dangling. It would be the, or the cucumber. Or the, oh, you can't say Gucci. Wait, hold on. No, you can't. What's up, Baby Leg J? Kevin, Kevin, are you off for the holidays yet? You should be off for the holidays. Why don't you take off? We'll give you some extra time. What's going on, Baby Leg J? What's going on, Misfit? What's up?

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Hey, good morning, guys. How y'all doing? Good morning.

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What is it that you heard about a friend that you'll never be able to ever look at them the same way again?

00:09:12 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah. That's a screamer. So a friend of mine, Lydia, I already did a bet. I didn't hear.

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Lydia, can you tell people that they cannot say that? You can say oral. No, I don't. He can't say that.

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You guys are no fun around here. It's legal.

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It's about legal. You are literally the cussing police.

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Did you take the test?

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Do I cuss on the air?

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Do you take the test? Do you take the test? What? You gotta take the test. The I heard test. So baby like Jay.

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Come on, you guys. It's about keeping our jobs.

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Oh, my God, Megan.

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Wait, baby like Jay, don't even tell me what he did. How am I the bad guy here? What was he trying to do?

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What he was trying to do was what he did. He said he ended up going through. with another guy behind the counter behind the curtain at the movie theater.

00:10:04 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 8:

And what was the reasoning of why you did that?

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No guess as good as mine, but I know I ain't smoking with him, though.

00:10:12 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, so he's smoking with him. Wait, you're not going to pass the same joints back and forth to each other?

00:10:22 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 1:

Nah, he's out there in a circle now.

00:10:25 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 8:

By the way, they always say that a mouth has no gender, So don't worry about it. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. What's up, Jason? How you doing? Good. Good, Jason. This has been a train wreck topic. All I wanted to do is talk about my friend. What's going on, Jason? Well, I went to school with a girl that... Dump that too. Dump that too. All right. You went to school with a girl.

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Why are you letting him go?

00:10:56 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 8:

Lydia. Lydia.

00:10:58 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 2:

I did not. He did not say to me what he just said to you.

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You wrote it up on the board here.

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I did not say he said the M word.

00:11:04 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 8:

No. A friend of mine went to school with a girl who used.

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Who would use hot dogs. Got them surgically removed. We don't have to.

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We don't have to. That's okay. Tony. Where's Tony Trelova?

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Why are we heavy breathing, you guys?

00:11:20 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 8:

Where's Tony Trelova?

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Tony came out of his office and gave me a look at the beginning of the air.

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I liked hot dogs. Jason. Hold on a second. Hold on a second, Jason. Oh, this is a day. This is a day, a day, a day.

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Happy Monday.

00:11:35 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 8:

Is this a Monday? Is it only Monday?

00:11:39 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 1:

He's coming in. Oh, no, first he's going to get Colleen. We are in serious trouble.

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Tony, Tony.

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Oh, God.

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Here, peek your head out the door. You think he's listening? You think he's talking about us?

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He does not have a happy look on his face. uh-uh.

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Tony. Tony.

00:12:03 - 00:12:06 | Unknown:

Romano. We on air. Can you come here real quick?

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Can you come here real quick?

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Oh, good.

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Here he comes. He doesn't know.

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Don't bring it up if he doesn't know. I dare you to ask him to like side dogs.

00:12:16 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 8:

Thank you, Carver. Hello, Mr. Program Director. Tony, can you sit down with Lydia and Kevin and have a private, what you can and cannot say on the radio conversation

00:12:27 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 5:

with them? We need to go Radio 101, apparently. I heard we dumped, but it did dump, so I didn't hear what was said.

00:12:37 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 6:

I thought, so you can say ass, but you can't say the second word, right? That's why we do M-I-V-A-Hole. So, in my mind, ass is okay. It's the things that you say in front of the word ass that I'm not sure of.

00:12:51 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 8:

Like, you're an ass is okay to say, but you can't talk about things you do with

00:12:55 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 5:

here that's right so that's the problem talk about the it cannot be sexual exactly do you remember do you remember the conversation we had at lunch about two years ago with the podcast guy oh yeah yeah yeah you remember that he had the best explanation i've ever heard about what you can and can't say let's remind everybody tell me you can't talk about things going in and out of

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the body yeah i didn't say did i say anything going in and out yeah no i did not i said eat That's not going in and out So even him saying the word eat

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Alright stop it Meeting after the show

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Can you just tell everybody I'm not the bad guy for following laws

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Is there a way that we can Can we sign out Which conference room should we sign out

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