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The Target Shoe Aisle Disaster Zone
Mojo In The Morning

The Target Shoe Aisle Disaster Zone

from Mojo In The Morning

March 6, 2023 | 00:07:10 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So, Mike, this is the most destructive place in everybody's city. Where is it? The shoe aisle at Target.

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What is going on with the shoe aisle at Target?

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Yes! Yes!

00:02:22 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 7:

We went to, so, Cecily, we found out the daddy-daughter dance is this weekend. And I thought it was canceled for the last month, but it's this Friday. And so we went shoe shopping to get her some fancy shoes. And I guess I never, like, I don't frequent the little girl's shoe aisle that much because the shoe, or ever, I guess that sounded, that was a weird statement. That sounded a little creepy. I got you, you're a parent. But it is, there are shoes everywhere. Like, I don't even think they're all girl's shoes either. They're just shoes from everywhere, and nobody in that aisle is, like, picking them up or putting them back. It's just shoes all over the floor.

00:03:04 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

It's a tornado. The civilization forgot. Like, I don't have little ones, so I only go in that aisle every Christmas when we're shopping for breaking and entering Christmas wish families, and I'm like, what happened here? Like, somebody had a meltdown, and just nobody puts any—it's like they try it on, they don't like it, they just drop it in the aisle.

00:03:21 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 6:

But isn't all the shoe aisles like that? The men's shoes is like that.

00:03:24 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 8:

I was going to say, the women's shoes usually is okay. For some reason, the kids at all the Targets I go to, Hall Road, Troy, Southfield, they are all just, I don't know what happened. Wait, are you saying kids are menaces? It's not the kids, it's the parents. But if all the other sections are clean, what's the one thing in there? The kids.

00:03:49 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 6:

The other thing is, and you have to call us up if you work at Target. you'll have to call and tell us this. If you ever talk to a person that works at Target and you'll ask them the questions of how long it takes, the longest part of their day is cleaning up that aisle, cleaning up the aisle to put the stuff back and try to make sure everything looks better. And the other place that is like that too, for some reason, Macy's.

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All of Macy's.

00:04:13 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 6:

People destroy the Macy's. And I feel bad because they don't have as many people working these days as they used to have back in the day. and there's a lady that works in the men's department at the macy's down the street from the radio station she's a nice little chaldean lady it's like seriously exhausting for this poor woman to try to put clothes back in his place and it never goes back into its place

00:04:35 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

and the cole's toy section is like oh i look at and i go did did the parents just drop the kids in the toy section so they can go shot for underwear undisturbed because it just looks like a bomb went off and all the other stories you look at and you go well i think people even target i feel like they're probably straightening as they're working but for some reason they can't keep up with that shoe aisle it's crazy it's it's nuts and you'll have to call us up and you'll have to tell us if

00:05:00 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 3:

this is just a thing where it's is it that parents just want to find something if they don't find something they just throw it all over the place and put and don't put it back nicely like i wonder if if you know you were to have somebody stand there from it needs like a security guard like like yeah like a lifeguard like if a person was standing there and worked there maybe people would

00:05:24 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

treat it nicer and and put it back of course yeah because there's a mob mentality that once somebody

00:05:29 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 5:

does it then everybody else goes well it's already a mess but i have to tell you target is is slightly to blame here because it doesn't even make sense to me and mike i don't know if you notice this as well but like so the shoes are on the top right on a top shelf so one would assume that the shoes that are on the top the shoe boxes for those particular shoes are right underneath it's not yeah you have to go to like another aisle sometimes to find that shoe it's like a it's

00:05:56 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 6:

like a scavenger hunt almost finding panties at victoria's secret like who's gonna fix that section of the drawer when you know it's just gonna be a hodgepodge it's a disaster you know you fix it once and then somebody comes back in and they're like oh i want a size medium and they put it in the extra small and i'm like it's like shoveling yeah it's like shoveling while it's It's still snowing.

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Why bother?

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Hi, Sarah. How you doing?

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 7:

Hi, Mojo.

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Hey, Sarah. You work at Target?

00:06:29 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I do.

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Tell us, who are the people that are destroying the kids' shoe aisle?

00:06:36 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 7:

It's always the people that when you're fixing it, they stare right at you and they put it on the ground and then they just leave it there and walk away.

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the eye contact

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so it wouldn't help having a shoe security

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yeah but I work here and actually usually it's between transitions and that's why it gets so bad they just send a bunch of new stuff and the old stuff is still here

00:07:06 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 5:

what location do you work at by the way shout out

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to the Sterling Heights West our shoe department is amazing

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It's amazing because you just made it amazing It won't be amazing in about 15 minutes They'll figure out a way To destroy it That's unbelievable And listeners are texting us that this happens At all kinds of stores

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Look at the text saying I worked at Victoria's Secret We'd be there until 2am folding underwear

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Tiffany What stores does this also happen at?

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Burlington

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Oh We forgot Burlington Co-Factory No longer Coat Factory

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It's Burlington

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It's the DMZ You just walk in there and you might come out alive You might not I love to find a deal I love finding a deal But I also might not survive the shopping experience

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What other stores did you say Tiffany?

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I'm sorry what did you say?

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What other stores?

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What was it Burlington, TJ Maxx And Marshalls Now, see, I think Marshalls and TJs do a pretty decent job. And you know what it is? I guess that might depend on the location.

00:08:19 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 7:

Half their shoes don't even match. It's like they got like a size 9 of one, size 7 in the other.

00:08:26 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's a puzzle. I mean, you got to make shopping fun, make it a game. Listen, and to reiterate, we're not picking on the stores. It's purely the customers that are idiots that are not. I mean, we're just all a big mess of society, and I think it even got worse after COVID.

00:08:44 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 6:

Okay, but I can't picture somebody putting down, like, shoes and making eye contact with somebody who works there. Because I can barely go through the rack and take a shirt off the pile without putting it back and attempting to fold it like they do. And attempting to fold it like they do. You're looking at them like, I'm doing it. I'm putting it back. Put the sleeve. Fold them over like that.

00:09:03 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 3:

I actually will find sometimes where I'll grab something and I have to refold it back, and I'll just sit there and go, I'll put it on the bottom. Yeah, let's go right to the bottom of the zone.

00:09:11 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 6:

You just throw it across the store. Nobody will know what nobody sees.

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