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The Tinder Third
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The Tinder Third

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March 28, 2023 | 00:13:50 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 5:

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00:02:24 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 8:

Mojo in the Morning Show. I'm like worried about a close friend of ours. Our friend Alabama, who is from Alabama in the morning. You can hear her on the iHeartRadio app with DJ New Era. Well, she got caught into a little risky dating move. so without giving away too much of her uh her details so she's on like a break from a boyfriend isn't that right alabama yes why are you worried well first off what happened to you the other day could have been horrible and i won't give away too much because i want to slowly tell it to the listeners and have it be suspenseful to them but i am worried i am worried about you so all right Alabama was on Tinder, which, by the way, when you're on a break from a boyfriend, can you right away just go to Tinder? Like, isn't the break supposed to be? You're supposed to clear your head?

00:03:26 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 11:

Well, it's like a palate cleanser. Eating sushi, and you've got to have gender in between your sushi rolls. Tinder is my gender. Oh, my God.

00:03:36 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 3:

Is he on Tinder, too? Do you know? Like, if your ex is on, or not ex, whatever he is.

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I don't know, but his friends have caught me already on there. Oh, okay.

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All right, so she calls me up the other day to tell me, you'll never believe what happened. I was on Tinder, and I matched with this dude. We ended up going out to meet, and he brought a third with him. Will you tell everybody who the third was that he brought on the date?

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He brought his wife.

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Wow. What?

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And he didn't put this out there in advance and give you a heads up and make sure you were game?

00:04:15 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 11:

I mean, when we first matched, no. And then as the conversation progressed, he said, oh, and we were talking about his dog. He goes, by the way, before this gets too far, by my dog, I mean mine and my wife's dog.

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Wow. That's the way you're telling.

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Oh, my gosh.

00:04:34 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 8:

I sent you guys a picture, by the way, of what these guys look like. They're actually good-looking people.

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Is that the cute redhead?

00:04:41 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, they're both. He and she are both gingers, which is interesting because I thought to myself, I'm a stupid red-haired freak. I found it interesting. I thought most people that want to actively search for threesomes are ugly people. But these people actually are good-looking people.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 11:

They were really hot.

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And I like how he did it at first, like there was no pressure. So I asked him when I said, oh, you're your wife, so what's going on? Are you in an open relationship? And he was like, well, he goes, we've met some of our best friends on this app and hung out with them. If we all see each other naked, it happens. But if not, we all hang out and we're friends.

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Okay. So she goes and meets him and his wife.

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You are so cool.

00:05:23 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

Well, this is where I'm worried about her. You went from a public place To where did you go

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I went back to their house

00:05:32 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 1:

Oh dear god This is how a Netflix documentary starts

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What did they say That made you go Alright I'm going to go to their home They just They just said hey You want to come back to our house

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Oh my gosh Bama this is how people die And end up missing

00:05:52 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 4:

Okay so what did you guys do once you got there but this is how i feel like it's safer if you go with a couple if it were just one guy i was on a tender date absolutely no not on there's two people to chop you up it happens faster but it feels safer when there's another girl there um we hung out and we just all sat and talked and i think we all were like kind of trying to figure out if we were going to make the move and and do the thing and we all kind of whisked out and finally at 2 a.m i was like okay guys i

00:06:23 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 2:

gotta go home now this is getting late did wait did you guys kiss at all no but the husband slapped my butt when i was walking out really did the wife look uh upset at all did she look worried

00:06:38 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 4:

no no she was fine with it and here's the other thing since so when i left i was like what was it me should i have made the first move did i do something wrong but they have sent me some snap chat since friday night and uh it's definitely like that i didn't do anything wrong this so this

00:06:57 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

is gonna will this turn into an actual threesome where you guys will get together maybe i don't

00:07:03 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 4:

know we'll see i said the husband's going out of town here's the follow-up you don't know this the husband's going out of town this weekend and one of her other girlfriends is spending the weekend with her that's also somebody that they hang out with and sometimes get naked and so she invited me to go out on girls night this weekend and so i'm like well what kind of hangout is this oh my

00:07:25 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 1:

gosh god this is so hot crazier and crazier yeah this is weird this is unsettling so all right so

00:07:34 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

this is all started on tinder off of just a match between alabama and this guy who she didn't know was married and now it turns out he's married looking for threesomes has that ever happened any listeners have you ever found out that this was like the way for threesome couples to try to hook up with you you did say something interesting to me that I found relatively I don't know interesting for our listeners to ponder but you said that you had no problem flirting with him but you had a hard time flirting with her because you're not used to flirting with girls

00:08:09 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 4:

It's so hard. Like, I feel creepy flirting with the girl. And I relate to you guys now because it could go either way with us. Like, if a guy hits on us, we're like, oh, that's creepy or, oh, that's weird. And so it's so, I don't know how to hit on the girl.

00:08:25 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 2:

So it's difficult for you. So you need some, I don't know, practice flirting with girls. You should actually have your morning show partner, Ara, DJ New Ara, teach you how to flirt with girls because nobody flirts more than that son of a bitch. True. You know what? True. He's still flirting with Shannon. I mean, yeah, he won't let it go. You know what?

00:08:44 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 3:

He gets an A for effort.

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He could teach the master class.

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If I let him teach me how to flirt, I'll never be able to flirt with girls. It'll go wrong every time.

00:08:55 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 2:

It's unbelievable. What would you guys do? Let me ask the single ladies of the show here. Megan What would you do If you were on Tinder Trying to connect with a guy Then found out that he brought his wife with And wanted to have a threesome

00:09:15 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 3:

You're acting like this is a rare thing It's way more common than you think

00:09:19 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 2:

It is? Yes But would you be taken back by that That he lied to you and didn't tell you right off the bat

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I appreciate when people put it in the bio Or if it's like a picture Like Alabama was a picture of just him or of him and his wife in the profile so there is a picture with another girl a few

00:09:38 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

photos in but it could have been his sister or anybody like there was no description but i will give him this like as soon as he he said it pretty quick in the conversation and then put us all in a group text before we met up and i like that yeah i do like that but i like when the bio is

00:09:54 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

like me and my wife are looking for and like just put it right out there right out the back right

00:09:59 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 1:

Don't waste your time. exactly you get you get better candidates when you share that up front do you agree with alabama

00:10:05 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

that it's less i'm gonna be murdered and talked about on a murder podcast uh when you go back home with the wife too and the and the husband and if you go with one this literally makes no sense

00:10:17 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 3:

and i am very aware of the fact that this does not make sense but i was picked up in a bar once to be a third and i felt that was way creepier than me being picked up online to be a third I was way more comfortable Even if you weren't aware when you were online That that's what the person was looking for No it was very clear online Okay yeah see I feel like that's the difference Well the couple in the bar Were pretty clear too I wonder

00:10:43 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 5:

I guess it's just like Dating one person like if the couple's Weird like one person can be weird And you feel weird but what I liked about them Like every time the guy would say Something flirty his wife had a great sense of humor and she would like shoot him down or make fun of him and be like oh nobody thinks that and I think that's what made me feel more comfortable

00:11:05 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 2:

wow poor guy's getting put down why do you think he's looking for a threesomes

00:11:10 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 7:

you guys already did that let some dudes think

00:11:13 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 2:

Nana what's going on

00:11:17 - 00:11:19 | Unknown:

hi it's Nana

00:11:19 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 2:

thank goodness I thought my Nana was on the phone

00:11:22 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 1:

she can't hear about the threesomes

00:11:24 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no, the Japanese way, not the old lady way. But anyways, honestly, it is super, duper common. Like, almost all the dating websites, that's how most couples use. And I think I'd like to be kind of like, oh, wait, what? But honestly, if they were hot enough, I would be down.

00:11:43 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 2:

Really? Have you ever had that happen to you, though?

00:11:46 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 4:

No. No. I have had couples message me and be like, are you down? And I was like, eh, no Look at them, like, no, I'm good

00:11:56 - 00:12:00 | Speaker 1:

But at least they're messaging you in advance, right? You don't want to be surprised by it

00:12:00 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I think it'd feel weird if they were surprised But like I said, if they were hot enough, I'd be telling you

00:12:06 - 00:12:35 | Speaker 2:

So, Nana, I just want you to know Or Nana Was it Nana or Nana? I screwed up Nana Nana Your respect's right, by the way It does sound weird if I'm talking to a Nana Right? I think that the thing that's interesting is that they were good-looking. Like, when I saw their pictures, I'm like, Alabama, go for it, man. These guys look like, seriously, they look like this couple that you would see on a TV show. They were good-looking.

00:12:35 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 4:

Uh-huh. Well, then.

00:12:39 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 2:

You know?

00:12:40 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 4:

You know, like that emoji that's just like those eyeballs that you used to be like, look, and you're like, okay, okay, I'm using that right now.

00:12:48 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 2:

That's it. Thanks for the call. We appreciate you so much. What's up, George?

00:12:52 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 6:

What's going on, Mojo? Nothing. My time for a long time message.

00:12:55 - 00:12:58 | Speaker 2:

Woo-hoo! Hey, say hello to our friend Alabama.

00:12:59 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 6:

How you doing, Alabama? Hey, George. I'm good. How are you? I'm doing great. I take a plane.

00:13:07 - 00:13:09 | Speaker 2:

What else is going on? What are you calling for, George? What's up?

00:13:11 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 6:

Me and my wife, we go out to the bar all the time. I have a very hot wife. My wife is messaging in black, so she's very attractive. So she's attracted to a lot of attention, and we bring girls home probably two, three times a month.

00:13:26 - 00:13:34 | Speaker 2:

Really? And you guys just randomly go out saying, hey, let's go out on a Friday and bring somebody home, or does it just happen?

00:13:35 - 00:13:45 | Speaker 6:

It just happens naturally, man. Like I said, my wife is very attractive. She attracts, for some reason, women are attracted to her. And, you know, it ain't happening.

00:13:45 - 00:13:54 | Speaker 1:

So you said she's black, lesbian, and hot. Have any of the women just said, how about just the two of us go home and they try and close you out of the deal?

00:13:56 - 00:14:06 | Speaker 6:

I mean, it had happened before. You know, I'm not a jealous type. I don't have no problem with another woman. As long as she's not another man, she's all right.

00:14:07 - 00:14:10 | Speaker 5:

Who makes the first move, you or your wife?

00:14:11 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 6:

I let the wife control that. I don't have no space on it. Whoever she brings home. Because if I pick on somebody, I'm going to be in the doghouse.

00:14:21 - 00:14:26 | Speaker 1:

Well, also, I don't know, I've never met your wife, but I'm going to say as a wild guess that she's better with words than you are.

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Pretty much.

00:14:31 - 00:14:35 | Speaker 2:

Wow, that's pretty wild. So this is actually a common occurrence that you do.

00:14:37 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 6:

I mean, yes, it's a relationship. Me and my wife have been together 14 years. We've been a guest. We've been married now. People are asking what bar. What bar are you at all the time doing this? They want to know. We go to different bars. Sometimes downtown Detroit. I live in Southwest Detroit, a lot of Hispanic area. So we go to a lot of Hispanic bars.

00:14:59 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 7:

All right.

00:14:59 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 6:

Okay.

00:15:00 - 00:15:05 | Speaker 3:

If you like Southern girls with an accent, I got one here for you. Her name is Alabama.

00:15:05 - 00:15:09 | Speaker 8:

Come on down. Well, I'm going to be Alabama. I love you.

00:15:09 - 00:15:13 | Speaker 3:

All right, buddy. We'll see you, George.

00:15:14 - 00:15:15 | Speaker 1:

All right. Thank you, Mojo.

00:15:15 - 00:15:19 | Speaker 3:

All right. Take care of yourself. Well, you be careful, Alabama. I'm telling you.

00:15:20 - 00:15:30 | Speaker 1:

I don't want to see you on Dateline, okay? I love Dateline, but not starring my friends. When it happens, do I need to call y'all and give you an update and be like, It happens. Score!

00:15:31 - 00:15:51 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah. Give us an – seriously, I want to know about the girls' weekend if anything happens, okay? All right. Thank you. Just FaceTime it live as it's happening. There you go. Love y'all. You want to hit some goals on your social media and stuff like that. That's one way to get it right there.

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I'm Emily Oster. I'm an economist and data expert.

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And I'm Perry Wilson. I'm a medical doctor.

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And this is our new podcast, Wellness Actually.

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You're getting a staggering amount of health and wellness information, and some of it is awesome.

00:17:07 - 00:17:17 | Speaker 2:

And some of it is, well, actually, bulls**t. Fortunately, we're both people who know how to read studies and can tell you what's worth trying out and what you can safely ignore.

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Listen to Wellness Actually on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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