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The Toilet Telemarketer
Mojo In The Morning

The Toilet Telemarketer

from Mojo In The Morning

February 24, 2023 | 00:07:56 | Leisure

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the FIFA World Cup 2026. So yesterday I had a call come in and I was waiting for a call and the area code and the number looked very similar to that. So I picked up because I normally don't pick up unless I have you saved in my phone or your number is identified and I know who you are because i get non-stop telemarketing calls all the time it seems like now so annoying i got one of those infamous car warranty telemarketer calls first off has anyone ever bought the warranty from the people that are calling call me and tell me if that happens we won't touch you no i just want to talk is it a good deal or not i don't even listen to the deal for god's sakes so this happened while i was going to the bathroom i was sitting on the toilet and i was waiting for the call i don't know why that one went out i was waiting for the uh the call uh from you know the actually it was my tax guy to tell me that my my taxes were ready and so i picked up the phone and it was pause pause pause and then hello is this thomas and i'm like yes thomas did you know that your jeep warranty blah blah blah blah blah blah and starts going on like for god's sakes and then i was sitting on the toilet going you know what i'm gonna have a little fun because i like talking to people on the toilet i do like to talk people and so i figured you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna actually continue to talk to this person while i'm on the toilet and flush the the toilet a few times and i'm going to make some other loud noises a couple of times because i had to make some noises while i was on the toilet

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some of those

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no it was the other ones coming out of my boot and I'm talking and the guy at one point goes says are you on the toilet and I said why yes I am and I said matter of fact if you were trying to sell me something that was toilet related I think that I would be you know more apt to do that

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why didn't you record this book

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oh I wish I could I wish I had the ability to do it I was honestly talking to this guy for at least 10 minutes. But here's the most interesting thing. We got into a discussion over toilet paper. And we're like, what's your favorite toilet paper? Because I just was randomly just throwing stuff out there. And I found out from this guy, this is the most amazing thing. I did not buy a warranty for my Jeep, which I don't even have the Jeep. What I found out was, what's the best toilet paper that doesn't clog your toilets? Do you want to know what the answer is? This guy told me.

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Huh.

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Angel Soft Toilet Paper.

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Really? Yeah. Who did that study? For some reason. I don't know.

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I'm trusting some man that called me up. Do you guys ever mess with telemarketers when they call you?

00:04:21 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 5:

All the time. I live for it. I try to keep them on the phone as long as possible. If I get them over 20 minutes, I feel like I've succeeded.

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Which is funny because by doing that, it shows you that we have nothing else going on in our lives.

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Oh, yeah.

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But it's so much fun, isn't it, to talk to them for a while.

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If you're wondering and they're scamming you and you know they're scamming you and they're asking for a credit card, that's how they always want to get you at first. There are websites dedicated to fake credit cards that will work for a certain amount of time so you can keep them on the line long enough, but it doesn't actually go anywhere. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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So you were Googling that while you were talking? Oh, yeah.

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I look up credit card numbers that are fake.

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that will keep them on the phone longer.

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And they don't know that they're fake numbers.

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It takes a while for it to not go through. So it'll say it's a real card, but no transaction will happen. So you know when they tape in a number, they'll be like, that's not a real number. If you lie to them right off the bat, they're like, why you lie to me? So it'll look like it works at first. And then when they try to charge it, it won't go through.

00:05:21 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 5:

My favorite is when Spike does the phone scams and people will say, what's your phone number? And he'll go, two, three, four, two, two. Two, two, and he'll do like that. So you should do that next time with the credit card thing. First off, these telemarketers are ridiculous. They're crazy, and they'll continue to keep on calling you. But somebody told me that if you mess with them long enough, they'll take you off the line because they realized they wasted too much time with you. So in that case, it probably worked. Go back to the auto warranty thing for just one second. Cindy, what's up?

00:05:52 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 2:

Hi. My husband actually got scammed by him because they told him that the car that we bought the car from demanded that we have to have it under warranty.

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Oh, really?

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And they said that it's because it's an investment for their vehicle that you are purchasing.

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So, wait, so they told him, and he actually fell for it, and did he purchase the warranty?

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Yeah, he did. We closed our bank account because I'm like, uh-uh, not paying for this. No. I mean, they don't cover anything. I've gone through all the different things that can go wrong with the car, and they're like, well, no, that's not covered. Oh, what a waste. Well, no, that's not covered. Oh, my gosh.

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Sarah, what's up?

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it's mojo in the morning hi hi so so at work we get a lot of um spam calls and stuff like that and we always have to answer the phone no matter what because we work in customer service and things so usually it's like uh your amazon account's been hacked or something like that or your paypal account so we have made up a fake identity i guess and keep them on the line for like 30 minutes or so and say you know this is our name this is a fake social security number and all this stuff and then by the time they have gotten it because it's a kind of a dirtyish name so he's created where that should be a red flag that it's a fake that we're messing with them they get so mad and they start cussing at us but they waste really the telemarketers actually will

00:07:40 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 5:

start swearing at you aren't these recorded aren't these recorded lines that the scammers are calling

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from yeah they say they are but it's it's kind of funny because there's times where one person has also said um hits have been like oh well i was just practicing and i i knew you were playing around and we're reading from a script and everything like they could kind of like confess that they were a scam it was so funny we always keep it my favorite is the person who

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can't read from the script you know and they're trying to read from this trying to read from the and then they end up having screw-ups what's happening nancy oh my god i have a crazy story

00:08:16 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 4:

for you guys yeah what did you guys do to a telemarketer so uh dte supposedly dte always calls us to tell us that they're going to shut off our power so uh yeah because that real quick

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that's just what dte does they just call you to tell you that they're shutting off your power

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all right go ahead yes yeah yeah so my husband decides to mess with them and he's giving them a fake name he he said that his name was paul bunion and from big bone lick kentucky which is an actual place by the way really and uh this guy is asking for our bank information so he's like yeah our bank is you know fisherman's wharf bank and it's totally frustrating the guy because he's like i don't see it in my system oh you know so he puts him on hold for five minutes comes back my husband says you know how how often does this work for you guys to scam people and the telemarketer starts yelling expletives saying you know what he was going to do to me i'm going to do this to your wife oh my god oh god so my so my husband hangs up and a second later he gets a text from this guy and it said little penis the official language of football is trash

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