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Bojo in the morning. I'm going to ask Megan and Zach, just, we talked earlier this morning, you got to go listen back to the podcast, which actually I thought was a really funny podcast where we got into their road trip together to go to the Red Wings Columbus Blue Jackets game, that outdoor stadium game at the Horseshoe. But then we got into the topic of the best chicken and we did our chicken vote because Zach got Raising Cane's for the first time.

The opinions were crazy.

Always awesome. And we did it as like an election. So find out who the president of Chicken is by listening back to the podcast.

Can I shout out Maggie? Maggie's the wonderful lady. She's the marketing area manager for Raising Cane's. Oh, really? She's a huge listener. Mom's a listener. How do you know her? You've been holding out on us? Just the homie. Shout out Maggie. She is the best.

Maggie. Okay. Look at this. You got the connections. I need a connection to find out if there's anything there that I could even eat. I think I would walk in there and I'd have a gluten problem right off the bat.

Just get the sweet tea.

Sweet teas, I love sweet tea.

Do not go in there. Get the sweet tea. But you have to have the toast, bro. It's worth it.

It really is. I would get a lot of diarrhea for that toast.

There's only a couple of things that I'm willing to get myself sick. Because it's not just being sick for a moment. it's sick for like almost a day or so the only thing i have said is i'm a kid that grew up in chicago so deep dish chicago pizza sometimes is just wonderful like i like to clear out my system with that um and i'll do that the other one is i love bread baskets at uh at like good old-fashioned like down river weddings you know the bread baskets where the bread sticks that they will And they have the best butter, too.

That's what it is.

The butter.

The little square, like, rectangle little butter. You got to slither it off with a knife. You pull it out of the gold little packaging. Yes.

Somebody did text in and say that they batter their chicken in store at Raisin Cane so you can get it naked.

Oh, wow.

Okay. Really?

That's an interesting one. Well, let's try that. Because I did say that they get one up by Chick-fil-A because Chick-fil-A does have the ability for you to eat. like they have a gluten-free sandwich bun.

Well, they have the grilled nuggets, too.

But I wanted to get something with Megan in this. This was your first time as a Michigander, as Governor Whitmer would say. First time as a Michigander going back to Ohio and driving the highways there. Did you fear the Mounties or whatever they're called? Mounties.

I didn't go to Canada. I went south. Did you fear the Stadies?

Yeah. Stadies?

No, because here's the thing. And I will die on this hill. They do not target Michigan license plates. They target speeders. And y'all up here are crazy. And you think that the speed limit in Ohio is the same as Michigan. First of all, let's be honest. What is the actual speed limit in Michigan?

On the expressways. 80. Thank you. 77.

Okay. Like, it is 80. That's what everybody's driving in the slow lane. So it's posted 70. Everybody's driving 80 in the slow lane. and then it goes up from there right you hit Ohio and the speed limits are anywhere from 50 to 65 and you're still going 80 y'all are going 30 miles

over the speed limit you're gonna get pulled over it has nothing to do with your plates yeah i don't buy it i was more scared about parking down there because uh ohio state fans are psychotic and they'll flip cars with michigan plates but they had to be careful because

michigan wolverine fans are kind of a little pansy-ish and so they can they can push them around you can't push red wings fans around red wings fans will cut you like they will they will A guy who's a Red Wings fan is a pipe fitter in Stirling Heights, and he will beat your ass if you touch his car, where the Michigan people, they're all like, you know, they're either Walmart Wolverines or they're like smart people, and you can beat up smart people. It's like Elon Musk. You can beat up Elon Musk and get away with it. You cannot beat up a pipe fitter from the east side of Detroit.

I do have to give the Columbus Blue Jacket fans a lot of praise here and a lot of credit because they were incredibly kind and welcoming. It was a great atmosphere. When the Red Wings did score, people were like celebrating us being happy. And same for them. I will say when I left the stadium, and we left a few minutes early because once they pulled the goalie and then got two up on us, it was like, all right, game's over, which was so unfortunate and such a bummer. I was hoping we were going to go to overtime. But all of the Blue Jackets people were like, hey, Red Wings fans. did you have a good time like they were like oh being and not in a mocking way that kind of came off mocking they were super kind fist bumping cheering us on the way out like it was a welcoming atmosphere so much so that the guy next to me was very touchy-feely god i thought he was trying to

really sleep with me what do you think it was really what do you think he was doing oh my

what do i think he was doing he wouldn't get his hands off of me the entire game at one point the boys both went to the bathroom at the same time and this fan grabbed me by my arm and my leg and pulled me towards him and said, we got to keep warm and put me up in his arms. What? He was super hot and was okay with it. You were? No, he was super hot.

No, well, I mean, same. He said you were okay with that. That's interesting. You, by the way, looked hot. Did you see those pictures from Saturday night?

You did look real cute. Thank you so much.

I have to be honest with you. It's awkward to say this, but most guys, 99.9% of guys have a thing for redheads, and your hair was looking extra red on Saturday night.

Because it was the red jacket. Yeah, it was all the red wings here. Yeah, thanks.

So, quick question. Is it in a big event like that, like where, you know, because like if you're at the big house or in this case, Ohio Stadium, and there's so many people there and you're scrunched where there are no seats. Like there's no place for you to sit.

It was awful.

They don't even give you, like they give you a spot, you know what I mean? Is that a good place to get touchy-feely? Like, can you get away with that stuff?

Because I always try to get away with it.

To be fair, he was really nice. He was really, really nice and really, really hot. So I think that played into it. I think if those weren't factors in the conversation, I would have been like, get me out of here.

Is it awkward for you to get hit on in front of your brother and actually your two brothers, Zach, the two?

No, because Zach in the corner was going, let's go. And then my brother is desperately trying to get me to date somebody. So, no, I don't think that's weird. My brother's a great wingman, actually.

Yeah.

But we just had a great time. Like, we got to go down on the field to watch 21 Pilots. I was, like, three feet from the stage. It was so much fun. It was a really great experience, even though I was freezing.

I didn't know that those guys, and it's funny because I like 21 Pilots music. Like, they've had a bunch of hits that we got to play. So I don't, but they're not a band that I would go see them in concert. Oh, I heard they're amazing in concert. But I didn't know they were Columbus people. Yeah? Yeah.

They still do small bar shows there. They both live in Columbus, and, like, they'll be on tour. They'll go home for a couple of days and, like, do a bar, which I think is super cool.

Call this texter that says, look at Mojo and his ignorance shine through this morning.

Oh, they bumped me. They already knew.

No, no, no, no, no. Don't you bump her. I want to know what my ignorance was on. All my stuff was facts. Everything I just said was facts. I don't know who you are, but let's look back at what their text messages are over time.

It probably has something to do with the license plate situation. You know, the Walmart Wolverines, I'm guessing.

Oh, you know what? They got to be Wolverine fans. That's it.

He's an attorney who has his degree from U of M, but he works at J.Crew.

Not at J.Crew. Man. Wow, that was good. I'll take the discount. Thank you, Chance.

That was personal.

That was actually good.

Can I give you a touchy Philly story? Go green. Go white. Go white. Bruh, I was on a flight coming back from Vegas. It's pitch black. Nighttime. dark as ever everybody in there you know you come back from vegas everybody asleep everybody knocked out all of a sudden you hear ah he touched me everybody wake up like what's going on what's going on apparently it was a woman and her daughter and this old man in a row in the the old man was feeling on the lady while she was sleeping. Oh, that's not good. That's really scary. That's actually terrifying to me. It was so crazy on that flight after that. Because I sleep on flights all the time. That was a wild experience. What'd they do? So her son was in the back, too. He was a big old dude, like a cute dog. That's a fraternity with the purple and gold, the root dogs. He got up. That's my mama. They're flying into this cave. Everybody started cutting on their legs. It was like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That flight was, oh, that flight was living safe. Wow. Oh, my God.

So they moved his seat. They made the dude get up. Wait, they didn't arrest him or anything for that?

You know how they have people wait after? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's nice. I'm trying to go home. But they made him get up. They moved his seat in the back. Oh, my gosh. It was a lot.

I will tell you this. You women, you women, you women's, you guys get away with murder, though, because I have been in crowded places before where I've seen women reach out and grab dudes.

I done had my ass pinched.

Like, but guys, for some reason, are fine with it. Like, you know, they're just, like, okay with it. It's like you get a reach around from some lady in a line at Walmart during Christmas time.

I wonder if there are any ladies out there that, like, reach arounds.

Really? Like, no, they, but do women like, like, do you want guys, like, if you're out in public, are there any women that actually are into being, like, slapped on the ass or anything like that?

No, that's assault. There have to be women out there.

Like, I wonder if there's anybody that's interested in that, though. Like, did anybody meet their significant other in a crowded place? You know, or whatever, like, your situation.

I'm telling you.

You know, there are not, and I will say this to you, it's not appropriate to do unless the person wants you. Like, you should ask. Like, the guy at the stadium should have said to you, excuse me, nice-looking redhead lady, do you mind if I touch you? And you never know what you might get. Like, if you ask, you never know what you might expect. It might be a good situation for you. And then your brother's like, what the hell is going on here? I just came for a game. I didn't come to sit there and watch my sister meet some guy at Ohio Stadium. Did Zach meet anybody? Were there any good-looking women there? Because I think that, no offense to hockey fans, too. I feel like I've already offended Michigan fans. I've got to be careful. There's not a lot of good-looking girls that go to hockey games.

You serious? I don't know. I don't know. There's some nice red-wing chicks out here, for sure. Really?

I believe so. Zach, come in here. Were there any good-looking girls that were at the game? Some ice baddies. Wait, is Terry the texter? Literally, they were cold. Is this the texter?

Yeah, this is her.

Okay, Terry, let's hear it. I want to know what I was ignorant about this morning.

Walmart Wolverine fans? Come on, Mojo.

Well, there's a 50-50 on Wolverine fans. You're either somebody that went there, or you're the person that bought your merch at a Walmart.

Did you go to state?

Where did you go to school? No, where did you go to school?

I went to EMU.

Okay, all right. But that's the thing.

Definitely don't buy my merch from Walmart.

Okay, so it was the Walmart part of the whole deal.

She doesn't understand the saying.

No, it's called, that's a saying, Walmart Wolverines.

To be demeaning, it's to be demeaning. The attention is still there. the attention

the attention is that you as a Wolverine fan act like you went there but yet you didn't you just bought a great sweatshirt

and I say to all the state fans in the room did you go to state? and Mojo where did you go to school at?

I went to broadcasting college but I actually have paid my son's tuition at Michigan State

almost

question for you If you're in a crowded stadium, okay, you're in the big house, and a guy is good-looking, are the good-looking guys okay with, you know, touching you compared to the not-so-good-looking guys?

No.

You don't want to be touched?

No.

Because it's tough not to touch somebody when you're at a game. And what I mean that is it's tough not to – You're in the big house? If you're in the big house, especially if they're playing Ohio State, where there's literally they i think they actually pack more people in than they say they pack in

there it's impossible it's impossible you know so have you been in there during a during a game

you know how many people are packed in there oh i know that but i'm telling you that yeah there's no room at all like you you i have to sit sideways i mean normally i'd sit sideways anyway at most games to get into seats but uh there's no seats at all there's there's no room and that the thing one of the things that sucks did was this like this for the uh the hockey game did you have to stand the entire time because i hate standing during an entire game it was there were moments

of the game where it was like super intense and everybody was standing and then there were moments where everybody was kind of sitting

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