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Mojo in the morning. Reese, was it you that tried to return an adult toy or is it a friend of yours?

It was a friend of mine.

I swear.

I know you're all going to think it was me.

I think it's you, because I think it's one of those things where you're pulling a Shannon. A friend of mine, but she doesn't want to tell us that she's really the one.

No, I don't.

I've busted you a couple of times. No, you have not. Yes, I have.

Give me specifics.

An adult toy.

I own an adult toy.

All right. So, Reese, a true friend of yours. A true friend. Tried to return an adult toy. Can you return an adult toy?

I can't imagine. My friend tried to return this toy because he bought it. It was $75. And I don't even want to say what it was, but he basically bought it, spent $75 on it, got home, realized it was used. And not even just used, it had white dots on it. White dots? White dots. What does that mean? I have no idea. Used. Maybe somebody was painting with it. Something like that. Splattered. So he tried to return it, take it back, and the lady would not take it back. And it caused this huge scene, and now he has to either mess them up on Yelp or cause another scene by going back and trying to get her anywhere.

They won't even take underwear or bikinis back, right? So I can't imagine they're going to take that back. All sales final.

If the white dots were water, what am I thinking of? Like when you clean something and it's got water spots on it afterwards? Yeah, but still used. No, no, no, exactly. They tried to clean up the adults.

Can I tell you, I am not buying an adult toy unless it's in that death plastic that the kids' toys are in that I try to, like, open up my kids' toys and stuff like that. Like, it better be so in that plastic that I know for a fact that even the guy in-

That even you aren't going to be able to open it.

Even the guy in Indonesia that put it in the plastic wasn't touching this thing. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want, you know, to have any of that stuff. So a quick thing for you. Yeah. What was it? Did you see it? I believe it was a vibrator. I'm not going to lie.

Can I say that on the word?

And your buddy is buying it? So is he using it or is he using it with somebody?

With somebody.

Okay. Because one of the things I have not been, the last time I've been to an adult store was Chelsea and I went to, I almost said Lady Jane's. We went to, was it, why am I brain farting?

Lover's Lane. Lover's Lane. Lover's Lane.

Yes, Lover's Lane. And I think that adults' toy stores don't have enough things for guys. Everything is made for a woman.

I don't think you're going to the right part of the store.

What are you looking for in particular?

I don't know, but I want to not. You know what I want the aisles to be like? I want the aisles to be like the guy section, girl section.

target where you they detail exact peanut butter you know down that aisle i want that i want the

you know how yes exactly how you see this and i want it labeled too on the outside of the thing yeah so i don't have to just go down an aisle like to sit there and explore i want it to say you know uh for the back side for the front side for the top side you know okay go in there and ask like you can't be like hey i'm looking for the the butt thing no yes you can you can absolutely

ask that oh my god they work there that's what their job's for to help you uh excuse me do you

have the actually what mike you know what it's funny is when we were going in there i said to chelsea i'm like exploring a little bit. And I said to Chelsea, I said, maybe what we should do next time we go in is we should look online and find it first and then do the whole, you know how you go into a store and you go, hi, do you have these in stock? And you show them a picture of the thing and just

see if they have it. Yeah. But I can't, I have a problem even doing that at Lowe's. Like I couldn't even go to Lowe's. I'm not going to go to the toy store and be like, Hey, I need this

triple thing. The adult stores need to be like Lowe's because Lowe's has the best customer service ever. You ever notice that when you go to Lowe's, like even just to go get a key made, They're the nicest people in the world.

Yeah, I just have anxiety walking up to them to ask. Once I ask, it's fine.

See, I have anxiety when I walk up to the Home Depot people. Why? Because they seem like they're a little bit more, you know, not my speed. Like they're too into home improvement. Lowe's people seem like they're a little bit pulled back. Like they're a little bit more like for the average guy. So, I don't know. Or not average guy. Maybe the below average guy is what I'm trying to say. Okay, so, Reese, so we have an issue here. Your friend wants to return their toy, and they're not getting customer service. I say blow them up on Yelp. You think? Yeah.

I wouldn't tell them.

That's how you get answers. We talked earlier this morning. Do you tweet them, or do you go to social media to complain about something? He made it seem like he was going straight to Yelp.

That's apparently the way you get a business nowadays. That is part of your Yelp account. I guarantee there's a million signs all over that place, though, that say no returns.

Yeah, but if you got it already used.

Well, then you just say it's defective that something came from the factory looking all weird.

Question about Yelp. Is Yelp like Venmo, where I can see what everybody's spending money on? You can see what everybody's complaining about?

Well, Yelp's just reviews. It doesn't... Right.

But he's saying, can you filter it so people that he has in his contacts? I don't know if you can do that.

Like, I don't know if I want my...

Like how Venmo, I can see if people don't put it on private, you can see what everybody's doing.

What's up, Jen?

Guys, I think them stores have the best customer service. I had to go in, and I had a really embarrassing question to ask, but I did it, and she was so cool about it. They will tell you and help you with anything you want to know related to that stuff. They are amazing.

Which one are you talking about, them stores?

Oh, it was Cirilla's that I went into in Roseville. And they were just fantastic

Why don't you write a positive Yelp review About them

You know I should have and I didn't But like just the situation Because my picture would have been involved But I didn't want people to know

See there's always that moment

Could you imagine all of a sudden It's like oh I know Jen from Roseville Oh look at what she's reviewing

They probably would And I can't be like oh she wanted to do that

I can't People want to know what kind of Freaky text toy you're looking for that you can't Just find in the store

I was kind of, let me just say this to you I saw it in a movie And I was envious

I love films

Honestly, it was nothing In particular, it was more so The Kind of like we were having dinner and we're like You know, let's just stop off here It kind of like gets you thinking a little bit, you know Kind of gets you going all crazy Do you remember being a kid and going to KB Toys in the mall?

Oh, I loved KB Toys.

I wanted that feeling. I wanted the KB Toy feeling.

Like, I had a question.

Okay, so we have one of those, like, remotes, right, where she uses it and then I can control it with a remote. Yeah. And I wanted to know if the alarm would go off in a store if we walked through it if I used that remote or if it would affect other things.

Why don't you just try it? It's not like you're stealing anything from the store.

Yeah, but then they're going to, I don't know. I would be, I don't know. I feel like when I walk out and it goes off, they're going to like look. Oh, you're actually like bringing it. You don't have to say like. Oh, I get what you're talking about. Yeah. So I don't know how to ask that. I wouldn't know how to ask that.

Have you ever had the battery die on you when you were trying to use it?

I can't get it to work right now. Oh, really? That's another thing. I can't get it to sit down. Oh, you're trying to bring it in.

Well, go to Home Depot and ask the old man.

Hey, quick question for you on that thing. Oh, my gosh.

That's a great street scam. Oh, my gosh.

at the, you know, Sorella's or at, you know, any of the other stores, do they do what Best Buy does and offer you the plan to cover the device?

Yes, they do, but we're not talking about the real problem. And the real problem is that every company has a different charger, and it feels like we're out here in 2011 battling these cell phones. And you use one charger, and that toy that you spent $150 on is now absolutely useless, and you cannot find just the chargers online. It kills me. i don't know i'm talking from personal experience no that's right and you can't go to and you can't

go to target you know target has replacement chargers for phones uh all right these are problems

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