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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. God, man, it breaks my heart when I hear all those stories. War of the Roses, by the way, podcast available. Go listen to it on our Mojo in the Morning show podcast. Just search us and then make us a preset on your iHeartRadio app. Do you know that you can preset Mojo in the Morning's radio stations that we're on? And so if you're listening in Grand Rapids, 104.5 SNX, in Detroit, Channel 955, in Toledo, 92.5 KISS FM. And then also preset Mojo in the Morning for our podcast. Also, the After Show podcast, More Mojo podcast, which gives you an opportunity to hear the After Show podcast that we do. And then also We Don't, Mojo We Don't podcast is on there. So have us as your presets. Yesterday, I ran into a listener of ours. They're a listener of ours who moved to Florida, and they showed me their phone, and I took off every preset that they had except for ours. There you go. Doing the Lord's work. Let's do this as a thing now. Whenever we run into listeners, ask them if we can, because people will ask us sometimes to take a picture or two. Sometimes I'll even FaceTime with listeners, and I love doing that. um so i've actually said hey can i see your iheart radio app and now i'm setting presets because i know we promote the hell out of this damn thing and we got promos running with you know that cool voice person saying things i don't think people understand what the hell we're talking about so you know on your car the old-fashioned radio has a preset on there which some people don't even preset on their cars on the the iheart app you can go on there and you can lock in and preset all the mojo in the morning stuff so that when you go to the iHeart app it's as simple as just clicking on what you'd like so if you're listening much easier yeah if you're listening like i found this uh shannon that one of my favorite things because of i do get a chance to listen to a lot of our shows but i i get to work with other shows in the company yeah i'll preset their podcasts up here too and it makes it so much easier when i'm wanting to like go through and hear things and then i have other podcasts on i was gonna say like i have the dateline podcast on here you can put anything up there yeah i have uh if you look at my podcast on here i have uh i have the uh yellowstone podcast the bobby bones podcast i have uh all of our podcasts up there plus i also have the joe show my son's uh show alvis duran in the morning show uh so the uh My Morning Show, our good friends Intern John and all those guys, so I got some good podcasts on there. It's so true on there.

Caleb Herons.

You know what? Let me look. Hold on. I did, by the way, this is one of those ones where people are driving in their cars and they're trying to figure this thing out.

This is the easiest app to navigate. It's my favorite. They really made a lot of changes. It's nice.

I'm going to see him in two weeks. He's going to be at the Fox, I think. Oh, really? Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, doing his podcast live.

You know what's funny is that I think that I saw it. I got an Instagram ad for that.

He's amazing. It's that and Las Culturistas. So true with Caleb Heron. I think he's going to be the next big, like, massive comedian.

Yeah. All right. Enough of that. That was a good little plug for iHeart. Give them that. Do they pay for that? hopefully we get some listeners off of it uh all right it's mojo in the morning show uh shannon had uh something funny happen with uh her husband wes uh he uh he ended up using

your razor okay do you do you have designated i'm asking this question of everybody listening and everybody in the studio do you have designated razors for designated things yes okay yeah for

For the sake of the radio, I do, but no, I use mine.

Okay, so you just use the same razor for everything. That's fine. No judgment.

Cut my face and my privates with the same. Okay. That's so gross. No judgment.

And I say that because I had laser hair removal years and years ago. I know. So I really don't shave my armpits, my legs. You know, the only, I do have a razor, but I only use it for time to time cleaning up my crispness and surrounding areas. Okay. Because I had that lasered as well, but, you know, I'm not going to get very specific there, but sometimes it still needs a little, you know, what's over. Got to trim the garden. Sure. Yes. Okay. Well, it is known fact in the bathroom that Wes and I use that that razor is the vagina razor, the Christmas razor. Okay. Well, the other day he left his gym bag, which had his toiletry bag in it on the floor of our bedroom. And our dog, Bo, he is just in that stage where he finds something and he wants to chew it. So unfortunately, Bo got a hold of Wes's razor and chewed the heck out of it. And Wes had to throw it away. So he was without a razor, wanted to shave his face. He had a meeting or something to go to. I think his eyes landed on the vagina razor. And he still went ahead and used it to shave his face. And he said, one, he was desperate, and two, he did not care.

Oh, God. The thoughts I'm thinking. It was kind of a turn-on for him to-

I didn't go that far. I was like, you use a vagina razor to shave your face? And he was like, yep, sure did. I mean-

Do you- Okay, this is interesting. So he actually was fine with it. So it wasn't like one of those things where he was disgusted or-

No, because it's known that I don't shave anywhere except for there. So he knew what he was doing, but desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.

He enjoys your vagina.

Exactly. It's been on his face before. Okay, say that. You can't say that.

No. I didn't say it. I have to be quite honest with you. Now that I think about it, it is disgusting that I only have one razor for both spots.

Very disgusting.

But it is my own. And if I'm going to have any privates by my face, it should be mine.

No, that's not right, bro. So ball sweat on your face is not the way to go.

Shannon, do you find it weird that with your razor?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah. Kind of. I mean, yeah.

Like certain places, yeah. Did it make you feel good, though, knowing that Wes did that? No. No? No. I mean, that's, I don't, I get really weird about that. Like, I don't, do you use the same towel for your body that you use for your face?

No. Oh, yeah. What? You're drying your booty off. How are you going to wipe your nose?

Like, don't you get up in there and inside your crack and dry? No. You let that be wet? You like wet crack?

I dry from the top to the bottom. And then I, you know, do the done thing. I'm done with the towel. I use it. It's a one and done for me.

I will say that, yeah. If you start at the top and work your way down, that's the only safe way to go.

Yeah.

But then it's a one and done towel.

Because you understand your soap is the same thing.

And I use my towels.

If you have a bar soap, like I have a bar soap, I put my bar soap.

You stick the bar soap up there?

Yes, but what I do is I clean, and then I quickly kind of like put it through my hands so I can get the outskirts of it off.

The outskirts.

And then I leave it sit on the little hanging thing that's there that dries it off, and then the next day it's just dry fecal matter on there.

Okay. I don't think it's that bad

You gotta get two razors, bro Cassidy No, because they're expensive I have the lawnmower Wait, what?

That's not correct It's called the lawnmower

It's called the lawnmower The manscaper

And then just get a straight razor

Cassidy, what's up?

hi um so i was just gonna say i have like multiple razors that we kind of open and they're you know whatever but me and my boyfriend will use them both like for whatever it never really

keeps track of which was which oh so you guys uh you're shaving all the bits and all the products and all the things i don't think that's a bad thing like it's not like it's a toothbrush or

anything like that you know right yeah he'll be like oh hand it to me and he'll use it for his face and i may have literally just used it for a different area i will tell you this that sharing

the same razor is something very scary because the person that gets the dull razor is the one that's getting the the dull shave and you don't want a dull shave near your privates nor near your face what's up susan hi how are you good morning what's going on good morning so i just

have a little question here what about men who who who eat women's pears oh what about what about that what well okay so you're you're talking about a razor being disgusting but then you're actually

putting that in your mouth oh yeah i see nothing wrong with it as long as you i think shaving the

underarms is worse than shaving other parts if i don't i don't i don't see yeah i don't see anything wrong with using the razor i guess i don't know yeah it's funny that we get all weird

and squeamish about this kind of stuff and that's where west is like i don't care like let's think

about you know yeah but i'll make out with somebody but i won't use your toothbrush like there are limits yeah you know what i mean right i love you guys anyways love you too

I love you, too. Susan, nasty.

I kind of want to see you. Can you tell me your name so I can look you up on Facebook? What's going on, Thomas? Hi.

Hey, hey. So, first thing I've got to say is that. You have to dump that. I'll be talking, Thomas.

Lord, Jesus.

That's number one. Secondly. Wait, real quick, Thomas.

Thomas, we just had to dump what you said, so you've got to keep it clean, as clean as can be, okay?

Thomas, talk to him.

Thomas. Okay.

So, okay. But also, like, if you, I feel like if you're in the shower and you're using a rag, I feel like as long as ass is last, you're okay as long as you follow, like, an order.

Correct. But then that has to go in the hamper. Ass is last.

Yeah, you got to wash it with bleach. Exactly. I mean, you know, that's, but other than that, I feel like you're okay.

Thomas.

Everybody's going to take their shower tonight or tomorrow morning and just think in their heads, ass is last, please.

We need Thomas to be on our More Mojo podcast, after show podcast, because I like his sayings that he has. What's going on, Carmen? Hi, Carmen. What's up?

Good morning, guys. My comment is just similar to the last woman. It's not like he doesn't put his face there anyway.

That's right, Carmen. Yes, exactly. It's, and you don't want to say any other sayings.

Our boss is white knuckling the steering wheel on his drive-in right now.

Mikayla, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Mikayla.

Hi. I think I got a partial off my question, because are you guys just as like taboo with toothbrushes? Yes.

Well, what Megan said was right, that you'll make out with somebody, but you definitely don't want to use toothbrush. It's the thought of it. Mm-mm.

Me and my fiance have shared a toothbrush in the past. We've also shared a tongue scraper. You're going to get it. That's where I get the line.

Tongue scraper is real intimate. You are going to get gum diseases.

But we sanitize everything after we use it, and we're using toothpaste. No, you don't. We're using mouthwash. You do not sanitize your toothbrush.

You lie. She holds it under hot water for five minutes.

Nobody in the world sanitizes it. We sanitize tablets. Yeah. Because we're saners, and we have all the sanitized tablets. I'm, like, I'm weird about germs, but, like, we're also going to be married, and we share, like, drinks, and we make out, and we sleep together. Those are not the same.

I don't think I like you.

Those are not the same. It's okay. It's totally okay. I mean, I tell you this as I'm sick right now.

I wonder how that happens.

He's perfectly fine, but I am sicker than a dog, so.

Isn't that amazing? You guys use the same thing. That's crazy that you guys both didn't get sick. That's how you get mono. TC, what's up, TC?

Good day, Mojo. Hey. Oh, my gosh. I'm probably going to have to stop calling because my number is seen too much. I love y'all. Y'all my only friends, really. You call us as much as you want.

TC, you call us as much as you want. Absolutely.

I don't think it's nothing wrong when we're using a razor, but the toothbrush is a little bit too close for me. The razor, you know, it's okay. Because you clean anyway, you're using it in the shower, you're using a soap and everything, so I don't think there's nothing wrong with it, but the toothbrush, what people talk about that's too close.

What about the people that share a towel? Absolutely not.

See, now, as you say that, Mojo, we share a towel.

Well, because here's the thing. You know that he's wiped his privates. Are you okay with that?

And I'm so weird about that, but you're right. He probably does.

But it sounds to me like Wes, the way he reacted to using your razor, knowing that it was by your vagina. He must be a towel sniffer. Is he a towel sniffer? Do you think he grabs that towel after you've gone to work in the morning and goes, Oh, my God.

I have never given that any thought, but I will ask him and I'll report back to you.

Please, I want to know, before we go any further, let's ask him. Pull him out of a meeting if you can, okay? We need to find out what's going on. All right, thanks for the calls.

If your friends don't make fun of you, they aren't real friends.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

Stay funny, my friends.

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