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I've been waiting for this next story to be told on the radio because I wanted to hear exactly what happened to you. So Mojo on the Morning Show.

I had a busy weekend.

Shannon, you got rescued by a valet.

I did. Well, let me just say, so my fiancee Wes's family and some of his friends were in town from Canada this weekend spending time with us, which was so much freaking fun. But we had, I mean, there were just so many things for us to do and go to and places that we wanted to show them and spend time with them. So on Friday night, before his family actually got here, one of his best friends since high school, her name is Vanya, and she's awesome. She and I and Wes and then one of her friends all went out to dinner. We were in Rochester. And so I met them there because I was coming from an event that I had on Friday night. I was at that Buff City Soap appearance that I had to do. So they went a little earlier than me and had drinks. and then I went and met them. So I had a great time at dinner and afterward we were all getting up from our table to walk out and Wes and his friend both gasped and I'm like, what in the heck just happened? Well, it turns out that his ex-girlfriend was walking out of the restaurant with a group of her friends. Now, I've never met her And I'm totally fine in that sort of situation, but I have heard that I don't think she likes me very much because they dated for a really long time and she wanted to get married and obviously that didn't happen. And Wes and I, you know, are obviously getting married. Does she blame you for why it didn't happen? Like, was there overlap? No, there was no overlap at all. I think it could be frustrating when you want to marry somebody and then- And you dated for a really long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And then they meet somebody else and a year and a half into it, you know, you're getting i totally understand that um but i just i was like i don't want any sort of awkwardness tonight i'm just not in the mood for that so but i needed to go out the door that her and her friends were standing in front of to get to my car yeah wes and his friends like i said drove separately and they were leaving they had valeted at the restaurant so they were going out a totally separate door and so i'm like all right i'll just i'll you know walk out with you guys and then i'll make the walk all the way around to get to where my car was in a totally separate parking lot ex girlfriend shame yeah like i just but you know how this goes yeah yeah i just didn't want to make small talk i don't know you're non-conferent

You're confrontational, too. You are a non-confrontational person. So I'm just like you, so non-confrontational. So we're all talking about this as we walk up, and the valet at this restaurant over here is what's happening. And he comes up to me, and he goes, give me your keys right now. And I said, oh, no, no, no, I didn't valet my car. I parked far away and walked in. And he goes, no, no, no, what kind of car do you drive? And I said, oh, I drive a white Buick. You know, I gave him, like, the description of my car.

Was he a little embarrassed for you that you drive a white Buick?

No, shut up. I love my car. Okay. I love my car.

No.

He's like, here you go, lady.

No. You're on your own. Never mind. He goes, where exactly did you park? So I'm trying to explain to him what lot I'm parked in and where I am. He, the nicest guy, went, got my car, drove it to where Wes and his friends, you know, they pulled up his car at the valet so that all of that, that whole situation could be avoided.

What a guy. Isn't that hysterical? That is so nice. I loved it. Did it make you think I should get married to the valet because that was such a sweet thing for him to do? No. Why did Wes not do that for you?

But it was a very sweet thing for him to do.

Why did Wes not do that for you? Wes is slipping?

Wes is slipping? Because I don't think he wanted to go out that door either.

He, by the way, has his kryptonite. And we know exactly what it is. This is it. It's the ex. Who knows?

It was just so ... I felt like I was like ...

All right. So I got a bunch of questions, but I want to solicit for a topic here, okay? I think the topic that we get out of this one is, how did you hide from the ex? The ex could be obviously your ex or it can be your boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife's ex. What did you do? What lengths did you go to? Yeah, what lengths did you go to to hide from them? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. So, a couple questions.

By the way, I feel kind of bad. This girl is probably the nicest girl. I just, I didn't, I was not feeling it.

That's the question I was going to ask you. How do you know that maybe she's not very happy?

I don't. I don't know that. You just kind of assume? Yeah, because, I mean, I've been in that situation before. I don't know. And that could be a huge assumption.

Another quick question that I would like to ask about this whole thing. If you would have gone there, do you think that it would have been a just, like, snide high? or do you think that it could have gotten to a girl fight?

No, I don't think any highs would have been exchanged. I think that I would have just walked out.

You wouldn't have said anything? You would act like you didn't know it was her?

Probably, yeah, being very honest. But the level of anxiety that I have, I couldn't do it.

Text her here, and real quick, I know Lydia's working phones here right now and getting callers on, but text her here, 248, another one here, Mike, that's going to make Wes not look like he's as beautiful as he is because we know he's beautiful.

Which is hard to do in the first place.

Kevin, you're new to the show, but one thing you'll learn when you meet this guy, Wes, we think he's also an AI bot. We think that Shannon made him for some reason on artificial intelligence. He's got a serial number. Oh, believe me, I'm telling you. I actually looked for where the batteries are on him. I think you plug in in his butt. I think that you have to plug the charger back up. But 248 says, couldn't, oh, here, you're on the phone with us. Miranda, she got you on the line. What was your question for Shannon?

Hi.

Couldn't Wes have just driven you to your car? He was going to. So that's why I was going out his way. But before he could even do that, the valet said, give me your keys.

Yes.

And did it. Swooped in. Oh, my God, I was dying laughing. It was so good.

Miranda, have you ever had an ex or your, you know, significant other ever have an ex that you just would not want to see face-to-face?

Yeah. Oh, I've done the ditch for sure.

Yeah.

Ditched out without seeing him.

It's the stop, drop, and roll. People think it's for other purposes, but no, it's to get away from the exes, right?

That's right. You just pretend like you don't see him and get on the other way.

Yeah. What's going on, Ben? How you doing?

Good. How about yourself?

Good. So Shannon had to try to avoid her fiancé's ex. Thoughts on this?

Man, that sucks when you have to avoid him because he had to think of the quickest thing in the moment.

Yeah, have you ever had that? Have you had to try to be quick on your feet?

Not me personally, but I was with my buddy once, and we were walking down this tight little narrow street, and his girlfriend, her name was Emily, she was walking by, and he's the one who realized it first. His first instinct was to jump into a tree Like he jumped off his little step Climbed up this tree a little bit And hit the Keep everything normal

Ben you gotta be careful what trees You jump into Some of these trees are like jumping into a cactus, you know?

Yeah, you know what? Well, when it's your first instinct, shoot, I don't even question nothing.

You're out of there. See, what I want to know, too, is what happened between him and the ex to the point where he felt the need that that was the response? Why did they break up? What happened?

To go the other way, you mean? Or tell for this guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He cheated on her.

Oh, yeah. So he was going to get punished.

I wanted to know the whole story, but he wasn't too nice to her.

He did her dirty, as they say, right?

Yes, sir.

Ben, always good to hear from you. You need to call more often. You sound like you could be misfit Mike Posner. You sound like a Mike Posner sound alike.

Ben, I'll do my best when I like them topics.

Let me hear you say, I took a pill and I bees up.

I took a pill and I bees up. Well, you got to practice that a little bit.

What's going on, Annika?

Oh, you got it right this time. Yes, thanks. It's been a while.

I know. Thank you. It's the new me.

I texted in, but I actually was out to dinner one time with my mom. And I had gotten engaged to my new boyfriend at the time, but wasn't with him. And I watched my ex-boyfriend and his entire family walk into the restaurant. Oh, my God. If I could go to the bathroom, I would have had to walk right past them. So our waitress overheard us talking, me and my mom, and she took me through the kitchen to get to the bathroom. That is great. I need to take a pee-pee.

That is, by the way, the best waitress ever. I hope you guys tipped her well.

Oh, she got a great tip from us because I did not want to walk past any of them because they were a very close-knit family, and I don't think any of them liked me very much.

Yeah.

Things didn't end best. But I was like, had I had my fiance at the time with me, I would have been fine.

When they're not there.

Yeah, it was just me and my mom. So the waitress let me walk through the whole kitchen, and everyone in the kitchen was like, what the heck is going on?

It's funny. I've walked through a kitchen before, and people all look at you like you're the health inspector. They don't know what's happening. This is, by the way, the worst positioning ever for a person who wants to avoid an ex. Rose?

hi yes um so my ex we lived across the street from each other which was obviously fine when we were together um but after breaking up then it is a terrible situation because then you see them at every store every gas station literally everywhere go you see them and i always if i saw his car i would go out the way and go somewhere else because i just did not want to see him And to make it worse, he would still get braids, and my sister does his hair. So after breaking down, she still would do his hair, and I would have to avoid going to her house because he was getting his hair done.

Wow. That would be one of those ones where you just hope that they decide that they're going to move or you just got to end your living there, right?

Yeah. And then now I'm with my husband now. and it's sometimes, like, it's gotten better, but, like, it's so awkward. Wait, he still lives there? So the guy's,

oh, my gosh. So even when

you were dating your now husband, that had to be so interesting.

Yes, because, honestly, we would see when he's driving past, he's, like, looking at us, and I'm just, like, looking down. And I'm, like, did he look over here? And he's, like, you know he did, and I'm, terrible, but, yeah.

That's funny. Well, thank you for the call. What kind of tip did you give the valet shannon that did this for west tipped him did he yeah is he there now west is the good guy again mike tipped him i didn't know he's gotta be now he's gotta make up for his his mistake his slip up it's funny i'm one of those people too that and i know you guys i know what your ex looks like and i i've like get intrigued by west's uh ex like i want to see i you know i think i've seen pictures on social of his ex his ex-wife but i've never seen his ex-girlfriend so yeah want to see what's going on. Not that I'm going to judge it and say she was, you know, very attractive, because I wouldn't do that in front of you.

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