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The Worst First Impression
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The Worst First Impression

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December 26, 2024 | 00:08:16 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 3:

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00:01:26 - 00:01:56 | Speaker 4:

uh making a good first impression is always a good thing to do especially when you're trying to meet a bunch of listeners right uh they listen to us on the radio they hear you know what things are all about and then if they are ever out and about seeing us in in public you know you want that first moment to be a good moment and kevin didn't do that when he just recently ran into uh some listeners actually they probably don't even realize what happened to you though kev

00:01:56 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 5:

right they know they know they do first they saw me and then i i'm a very honest person so i literally said what i was experiencing but it felt like the worst first impression of all time it was at a pistons game over the weekend and i sit like in the second row and shout out to my guy pete who uh is one of the the guys who helps you find your seat and do that whole thing and And Pete is on it, okay? If you need to walk through the stanchion, you cannot go around. You can't lift up the little curtain, for lack of a better term, by yourself. Pete's got to do it.

00:02:30 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 4:

And you, for those who don't know, Kev works for the Pistons as the in-stadium host of the Pistons games where Mason's doing the PA system. Kevin's the guy on the mic keeping the crowd going.

00:02:41 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

Indeed. And Pete is making sure that the crowd isn't going certain places and that I'm not going certain places without his assistance either. And some kids were doing some stuff pregame. So parents are coming out. And then someone notices me. And she's like, are you careful, Mother? Mother in the morning? I'm like, yeah. She starts waving. And I'm like, I don't want to just wave. I want to go down and meet you. I want to touch the people. I want to give you a hug. Let's take a picture. I want to touch the people. I get what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? How did it sound? Like you want to touch people? Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, there's some of that in there. Only in the best places. I feel like I doubled down. So I go down and I'm like, Pete is like helping somebody else who's the stanchion guy, for lack of a better term. And I can't wait for Pete. And at the time, I didn't know how to do it. So I'm thinking I'm just going to move the stanchion over and slide my way through the middle.

00:03:37 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 4:

Stanchion, what the little it's like a what a string, like a velvet rope type of thing. You know what I mean? But they use to make you wind around and stand in line and stuff like that.

00:03:48 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 3:

I felt very dumb because I genuinely didn't know what a stanchion was. And I was like, somebody will explain it to me later.

00:03:53 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 5:

I thought it was part of a sentence. And it's not one of those hooks where you can unclip it. It's like a mechanical thing. You've got to pull a lever down.

00:04:02 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

I one time almost got arrested by TSA security for trying to walk through one of those. Even though there's nobody in line at all. They want you to do the whole zigzag.

00:04:12 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Which is ridiculous. I'm going under. I'm not doing the whole thing. It's not a maze. I know exactly where I'm going. I'm the only one here. But yeah, so there's like this wall and then there's the stanchion. I move the stanchion out of the way in a haste to get to these individuals. In front of Pete? In front of Pete. In Pete's face. Okay? Should have done it in front of Pete. So move the stanchion thing and I try to like jump over it kind of, but it doesn't really work. and instead of making like a soft and clear landing the top of the stanchion rides up the bottom of my leg through the sack area no it hurts so bad to the point i'm taking a picture i'm like she's like oh my god are you okay Let's just take the picture

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 6:

I don't even know if I smiled at the picture. My face is like, I'm thriving in pain the whole time. I'm like, this is the worst way to meet somebody. This is their image, bro.

00:05:11 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 5:

Don't you hate when you're like somebody's seeing you from afar or whatever and they're waving to you and you're kind of waving back and then you trip over your own feet and almost fall on your face? Everybody sees it. You're just praying that they don't. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I wonder about your first impressions we talk about all the time with dating. What was the worst first impression that you made when you were just meeting somebody for the very first time or seeing somebody? And has anybody ever had it happen to them where they were walking in on a first date, and they're walking into wherever it is that you guys are meeting a bar, and you do a Kevin? You end up tripping, falling, embarrassing yourself. 844 Mojo Live. The text is 95500. Oh, my God. Somebody actually texted in. Kevin586 says, I think I saw Kevin do that at the Pistons game. You got a video of that. You have to say that. Today, when you do the games and stuff, you know when you're on mic and when you're not on mic, right? Yeah. Have you ever had the mic on and you didn't realize it was on? No.

00:06:23 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 6:

But that happened at a Michigan State game recently. Really? And I'm into the game. Like, the State games, it's competitive. The energy is there. I forgot to turn the mic off. And at the Pistons game, they do a great job of, like, controlling the levels. So they'll put the level down even if my mic is on. At State, I don't know what was going on. But I literally was like, that's not a call. And you could hear it over the whole, like, you could hear it. It was, like, literally over the loudspeaker. Did the referees hear it? No, no, no. I mean, the guy next to me, I mean, everybody in the arena heard it, but the only person that said something to me was, like, the guy next to me and then the DJs, he's on the headsets. All the people on headsets, like, you can just tell, like, they looked over at me. I was like, I know, I just turned it off.

00:07:06 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 5:

I was too into the game at that point. Hey, Morgan, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:07:12 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

Hi.

00:07:13 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 5:

How are you? We're talking about worst first impressions. You did this on a date?

00:07:18 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 2:

So, my ex-boyfriend did. He was picking me up for our first date. Mind you, he was also in his parents' car. Like, his parents were also picking me up when we were young. And he was walking up my driveway, because it was all icy. And he slipped and completely ate it. And he was just, like, covered in snow on his backside. He didn't say anything. And he walked up, and I'm like, hi, like, why are you covered in snow? And he's like, I just ate it right in your driveway.

00:07:46 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 5:

I was like, oh. Oh, my God.

00:07:47 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

Oh, poor guy.

00:07:49 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Oh, jeez. uh jennifer what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi hi long time listener first time caller this is awesome by the way you know what this is perfect that we've been getting so many since the beginning of the year we love adding to the team the family yes so let me say

00:08:12 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

She said it was the first time.

00:08:17 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 5:

This is the last time. First time, last time. Slowly backing away.

00:08:21 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

First of all, this was our first time, last time. I walked into the restaurant, like, slash bar. It was windy. As I opened the door, my dress was straight up in the air. In front of everybody. In front of my date. First time, last time, date.

00:08:34 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no. So your dress pops up. I would think that that would be, like, the guy going, oh, my God, you know.

00:08:41 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 4:

Preview. I do think, but my track record of dates, no.

00:08:45 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 5:

No shade November. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. What happened, Sydney? What's going on with you? I'm going to go to Sydney next.

00:08:59 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 3:

I was trying to show my dad a photo of this beautiful Christmas gift. I got my boyfriend. If my boyfriend's sitting next to me, my finger slipped. and it was a picture of my boyfriend's ginormous hickey. Oh, whoa. I thought we were going. I didn't know where that was going.

00:09:19 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 1:

His throbbing hickey.

00:09:21 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 3:

Wait, so that was the first time your dad and your boyfriend met? Yes. And the awkward eye contact looking up from the phone.

00:09:31 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 5:

It was sad. What did dad say?

00:09:35 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

He just looked at me and said, I'm so proud.

00:09:38 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 5:

What a dad. That's awesome. Thanks for the call. Appreciate you, Sydney.

00:09:44 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 1:

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