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Your call may be monitored or recorded. Right, the winner is Lindsay.

Yeah, Lindsay!

She's from Redford, Michigan. Hi, Lindsay.

Hi, Mojo. Even though I have now heard that you don't like my name.

How did I say that? I didn't say that just now. I said that maybe the other day. I said, Lindsay is one of those names where I always think of Lindsay as being the bad girl, like the mean girl. I think it's because of Lindsay Lohan. I don't know, Lindsay.

Oh, no. I'm so sweet, I think.

Are you really? All right. Well, let's see. When you win this car, I want to see what your reaction is. A 2025 loaded Chevy Trax. Congratulations.

Thank you. That's going to be great. I surely hope I win. I love it.

By the way, I don't know if you feel that way at all towards certain names. Are there certain names that you always think of? Like Karen, obviously, you think of them as a Karen, right? A Chad is always a Chad. Well, are there certain names that do you discriminate against certain names? Like, do you ever have that happen to you?

I feel like people used to say Tiffany's restriction. I really just don't like the name Rebecca.

What were you going to say, Lindsay?

I really don't like the name Rebecca because I just don't like the name Becky.

You know what's funny about the Rebecca part is the Rebecca always, to me, comes across as the boss. Like, she's a bossy person because of my great friend, Rebecca Falk. God rest her soul. But Rebecca was always kind of bossy. Now, it's not a bad thing, but that was how Rebecca was. So any Rebecca after that became a bossy person. Do you ever have that with names where certain names are like that?

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I'm not saying names. I don't know what to say. See over there how you keep this up. No, I honest to God cannot think of one. But for sure, like, if you say a name, this is why it's so, like, parents know this pain when you're trying to think of a name for a baby. Yeah. Because you're throwing out names and you're like, nope, she was kind of slutty in high school. No, I know a girl at work and she's horrible.

Like, Caleb is a frat boy. You know, he's a frat bro. Brock. Brock, total college frat kid. Brock is a kid that wears, you know, polos. You know what I mean? Like, he's like one of those guys. I want to know the name and what is the rash generalization that you would like to say about the name. Like, what is the one name that kind of changes you? Do you have any examples of this? Anybody have examples of this?

I don't know. All my bad names come from exes.

Yeah.

And the first names that come to my mind.

Heather always, to me, was hot. Heather was hot, and it was the girl that I could never get to date with.

Yeah.

You know?

Y'all never met a Bambi? No. Bambi? Where are you hanging out at a strip club? I knew a girl named Summer. I thought that was so beautiful. I used to play soccer at LaVon. Y'all was like 11 years old on the playground. I was like, what's your name?

Summer's like a cute girl name, for sure.

How does a Summer, though, become a grandma? I've never seen Summer as a...

60-year-old or a 70-year-old.

She got to be from the South.

Summer?

Yeah, like tea in her hands.

Right. A little sweet tea. It's got to be sweet tea.

Grandma Summer.

Lindsey, hang on the phone, and we're going to get you set up with your prize here, okay? A $50 gas card, and you're now qualified for the car, okay?

If your name Rodney, you owe somebody money. That's what I'm going to say.

Do you remember the other morning when we had the 5 of 6.55 person in, and her boyfriend's name was Leon? Yes, yes. Like, that might have been the first white Leon. No, it was Leroy. It was Leroy. How about a Leon? How about a white Leon?

He better know how to say.

What's up, Abby? How you doing? Leon, you've been in trouble with the law.

Good. How are you, Mojo?

What's going on?

So the name that I don't like is Rachel.

What does Rachel give to you?

Really, really harsh. What's that? Why?

What kind of vibe? What kind of vibe do you get off of Rachel?

So every single Rachel that I've met has never, never been nice.

Oh, jeez. Wow. Meany weenies. Interesting.

Did you say meany weenies? Yes.

The next caller, by the way, his name is Rachel. Rachel, did you hear what she just said?

Yes, I totally did. Oh, my gosh. I'm really a kind person. I promise.

What's your name, Rachel? What's the name that you want to call out?

So for me, it's Katie. So to me, Katie is just like a stuck-up, really snotty person. And so I know many Katies that fit that description.

Okay. All right. By the way, hold on. The next caller is Katie. No, I'm just kidding. That would have been the best. No, actually, the next name is Shannon, who's on here with us. I heard Shannons are easy. Is that right, Shannon? Yeah. sure they are what's yours shannon good morning guys good morning what's the name danny danny is

a horrible name dannys are horrible people and nobody should ever date or go out with a danny i'm guessing you broke up with a danny oh my god it was the most horrible relationship i've ever been in and if anybody says the name danny around me they get daggerized oh wow what what is danny's

Danny's don't care about the ladies, you're saying, huh?

No, don't date Danny's, guys. Don't date Danny's. You go out to eat, get a Danny as a waiter, you go on to another table. Okay, period, immediately.

Thanks, Shannon. Lacey, now Lacey is a – Lacey, I'm guessing that you got, like, the hottest body in the world, Lacey. You have to have that if your name is Lacey.

I'm wrong.

Wrong. You know what, though? That's good to know that. That's good to know that we've got some Lacey's without hot bodies here. Who are you calling out, Lacey?

The name Jeremy.

What's up with Jeremy?

What did he do?

Because nobody can say that name right. Everybody always says it as Jeremy.

Jeremy. That is true. People do say Jeremy. Yeah, say it so fast. But what does that mean? Is it mean, is Jeremy a bad guy? I always think that Jeremy is kind of, this is my prediction of Jeremy, white dude from Rochester, played on the, I don't know, didn't play basketball, played on the football team, was the backup running back. I don't know. I got a whole different vision. What do you got?

He got like a mullet where like the circle part of his head is ball head. He worked at Kinko's. There's no Kinko's anymore.

Well, I guess you're the boy. You got a fat brown leather belt. What's up? Is it Ayana?

Eilena.

Eilena. What's going on, Eilena?

I don't like her.

Hi, how are you?

Good. What names are you calling out?

For females, if your name is Ashley, I'm not talking to you. We're not friends. We're not engaging at all. Okay. They are just, in my experience and my fiance's experience, they are just pure psychopaths.

Okay. Ashley's a psycho. Any guys' names you want to call out?

Mark. I will not talk to anyone with a mark. When I was dating and looking before my fiance, if your name was Mark, I'm swiping locked. I'm not even talking to you. Don't talk to me. Don't. Nothing. I don't want anything to do with you.

There's a lot of marks out here.

That's interesting. I didn't realize Mark's hurt people like that, too. Ashley's and Mark. What if Ashley's married to Mark? Are you happy?

They can be miserable together. Just don't come by me.

Adam is on the phone. I've got some calls on Adam. Adam, black hair, walking around with a pair of...

wore khaki shorts on, and wearing a pair of Nike ones. What do you got on? What's going on? You're close. Who are you calling out, Adam?

Brad.

Brad.

Oh, that's a good one. That's my best buddy's name. What are you going to say? Why? They're one-uppers. Brad's a one-upper? Every time they talk too much, they're one-uppers.

Oh, my God.

Is your Brad a one-upper?

No, Brad's actually a kind-hearted guy. He's a sweetheart. I don't know. Who's going on? Brad. Hi, Brad. What's going on?

Yeah, Brad. I am Brad.

Oh, this is great. By the way, this is my favorite. The best part about it is there are people right now texting us at 95500, and they're texting us defense of their name because they just heard what their names were all about. Call in. Sarah is a mental health therapist. Sarah, call out your crazy client names.

Not necessarily crazy. It's just one of those that, like, I just can't do it. Like, I'm like, you know, like, when we had our daughter, like, my husband would give a name, and I'm like, nope, had a client that name. Yeah, I can't do it. Makes it so hard.

That has to be tough. Like, if you're a schoolteacher, imagine being a schoolteacher trying to name your kid, And all you think about is that snot-nosed little brat that was sitting in your class. I never thought about that with a therapist.

Same concept.

All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thanks.

Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on a souvenir keychain or license plate. What's your name? Thaddeus. Good luck with that one, sports. It's Mojo in the Morning.

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