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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan was offered money to hang out with somebody. Like the person actually offered you money to be their friend?

Yeah, honest to God, it felt like a dream come true. Because this is what I've been looking for in my life.

Isn't that like semi-friendship prostitution? Or what is that?

You know what? Everybody's a prostitute sometimes. That's true. He's got to be a high-priced prostitute. Yeah. So this past weekend, I went out on Saturday night to an event that a whole bunch of clients were at. And we were all having a really great time. It was at the Huntington Center. TSO was in town. Oh, this is in Toledo. It was, yeah. Okay. So I was hanging out with these guys. and afterwards one of them was not ready for the night to end and he wanted to keep the party going. And all of us are like, nah. The bed sounds real nice right now because I don't know if you've ever gotten cross-faded at a TSO concert, but I was this weekend. And let me tell you, that is the right way to experience TSO. If you're not a little bit cross-faded.

What is TSO for those civilians?

Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Isn't that a big thing here?

Oh. I've seen them every time. The trans side boring. Is that like the band that does the Yes, it's Christmas rock.

Is it? Like the guitarist last night was from White Snake.

By the way, you have to be part of their fan club to be calling them TSO. I've never heard of them as TSO before.

Can somebody please call in and defend them? That's pretty normal.

I did not know that.

I mean, it is too long to say.

They didn't even say that in their commercials. Okay. Brought to you by the TSO.

I thought it was like the Toledo Symphony Orchestra or something.

Explain Crossfade, too, because civilians may not know what that is.

Might be a little bit buzzed on top of being slightly high.

Oh.

I was a little bit cross-bated. It was a little bit good on my head. You are high as a f***ing kite. Sorry, Dad and Dad's girlfriend, if you're listening. I was. Were they with you?

You get high going to a Christmas concert.

Let me tell you. If you don't want to see the best light show of your life while a little bit cross-bated.

Okay.

It's like, I can't do any sort of hard drugs, right? Like, I can't do ecstasy. That's too much. Well, you go CrossFit into TSO, and you're like, I'm in the club. And this is great. Look at the lights and the fog, and now it's snowing. Oh, my God. It's Christmas. It's funny.

Because doesn't Trans-Siberian Orchestra, they don't really have, like, words to their music, No, they do. do they? Oh, do they? Yeah, yeah. I always thought it was just instrumentals or something like that.

Well, let me tell you, the first half of the show is, like, a musical. It's a play. It's a story. Merry Christmas.

I would love to go to a show like this and just be zooted and tooted.

They got fired? Let me tell you, the little Russian orphan had me on the verge of tears at the beginning. I was like, this girl is Christmas and she's alone. I was losing it. The second half of the show is just like a concert. It's insane. It's actually insane how hard they go to a crowd of people sitting there silently. It is hysterical. It cracks me up. So nobody, like, gets up and, like... No. Dead silent. Let me tell you. Okay. Great, that's weird to me. Let me get... I feel like the vibes don't go. The violinist, or Fiddler, used to play for Celine Dion. The guy who plays guitar is from White Snake. Like, there are, like, Broadway people in this production.

Here I go again.

And they are giving you full energy, like the place is about to bust the roof off, to average age, probably 65, 70, sitting there silently. and it is hysterical.

much they are giving this are you giggling during the thing or does giggles come out really i'm the

only person screaming and cheering i well we were in the back of the venue so we had like a area where i was up dancing on a chair wow i was living my best life so to get back to the to the your

topic at hand after you got uh totally high at trans siberian orchestra otherwise known as tso your people that you were going with wanted you to continue the party right so they offered you how much money to hang out with them.

Do you want to know the real answer? Because I lied to you guys. A couple grand to go.

Who are these clients? And we got to get them to spend more money on advertising.

They spent a fair chunk of change.

Is this the diamond guys? The guys you hang out with? It was. Was it really? I don't think why.

And I found out one of them went to high school with my dad and they were like, we got to keep this going. And I was like, absolutely not.

Jay Foster Jewelers. Man. I'll hang out with them for a donation to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish as long as we can all go and get zooted or faded or all that. Wait, hold on, Lauren. Lauren, can you believe that she turned down a couple of grand to hang out longer that night?

No, I would have gone for that.

I know. As long as you don't have to do anything for it. You know what I mean? Just to hang out, I'm happy.

I got some boundaries.

Are you a fan of Megan? and are you a fan of TSO or are you a fan of money? Which one?

Well, I am going to back Megan up here because it is TSO

and everyone knows to call them TSO. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Isn't it weird that their norm is just to go to mocking me and I was right.

I did not know that. I'm going to have to apologize to you and to Jay Towers, Mr. Santa Claus.

Love you, Lauren.

Noah, what's up?

Nothing. It is TSO. If you've never been, you have to go. The pyro is literally insane. I got to work for them. I got to work for their concert a couple years ago. And all the flame effects and stuff that they do, their stage is amazing. Question for you.

How much money would you take from Megan to hang out with her? Or would you do it for free?

I'd do it for free. Thank you, Noah.

Can you believe that she turned down two grand to hang out on Friday night? People were offering her two grand. I would have to say, you're going to have to cash at me that money right away so I can see it in my account.

I've been listening to the show since before it merged.

Okay.

And it was still Megan and DJ Rod being in all that. I was, and Demetrius. I've been listening to the show for a long time.

Do you know how much Megan pays in rent right now in downtown Detroit? That's like two grand. That's like a month of rent right there. I would take that money in a second. I'd be like, you pay my rent. And you're like, you know what you're like? You're like Pretty Woman. That's what you're like.

Yeah, don't kiss me on the lips.

You're Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman. And the guys from Jay Foster Jewelers are Richard Gere. What's going on? How you doing, Jennifer? Hi, how are you? Good. What's happening? TSO, Rob. Oh, Jesus. They're everywhere. We lost it. We're the only ones that are not in the know. Now we know. Now we know.

Now we know. We need to give away tickets next year, apparently.

Now, this year. Let's give away tickets. They've got to be coming to Detroit. Are they coming to Detroit? Is it done in Toledo? I don't know. No, but they come here. Well, she said she went to Huntington.

Two nights.

No, that's the Toledo. In Toledo.

Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Where the walleye play. Here's the deal. We're going to send every, we're going to, forget Wicked this week. Let's go. We're going to send you to see, and forget Taylor Swift. We're sending you to see TSO in Albuquerque.

December 28th. Have none of you seen it before? No.

I've seen it advertised. You know who goes?

That's not my fault.

Do you know who is obsessed with it?

Uh-huh.

Tony Travato.

Of course he is. Of course he is. Ready for this one?

This is no joke. You're going to laugh when you hear this. Tony's our boss, the program director extraordinaire. He goes by himself because Brooke doesn't want to come.

Oh, my God. Really?

He gets a one-off and goes. Or he goes with J.E. And they go to TSO together.

I can't believe. This is not like a Detroit thing. Is it not a great thing?

Listen, December 28th at 3 p.m. They'll be at LCS. Christmas is over with. Why would you go see a Christmas band on the 28th?

It's TSO. I take down my TSOs right after Christmas. You should not have your TSOs up after Christmas. By the way, I'm going to be talking TSO. You know how you learn a new phrase? He thinks he's so cool. I'm going to be faded at TSO. I got to go. Cross faded. Cross faded. All right, all right. Kev, you thought you were the cool one on the show. It's me now. It's me. First time TSO, long time TSO.

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