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They Fell Asleep at The Nail Salon
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They Fell Asleep at The Nail Salon

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January 3, 2025 | 00:10:35 | Leisure

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a little girl with a big story to tell mojo in the morning show

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phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i was happy to hear that uh something that has happened to me before also happens to others uh i fall asleep pretty much anywhere and everywhere that I possibly can go and I love to know that you actually witnessed somebody falling asleep at

00:01:59 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 2:

the nail salon I did I totally did here's the thing I went to a new nail salon and tell me Shannon if you love this or hate this I had the best experience because nobody in the salon was talking literally nobody yeah I love that sometimes I do too I don't mean to be rude but sometimes I don't want to have like a fake conversation with you for like an hour just because I feel like I'm

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obligated to especially if I'm getting a pedicure like I want to read a magazine or just scroll

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right right so I was uh sitting there and it was just quiet all you could hear was the music play and I loved it but that quiet was quickly broken by my own what I can only describe as loud cackle when I saw a girl who was sitting at one of the pedicure chairs. Now, when you get like a gel manicure, you can like put on your shoes and leave right away because it's cured and it's dry. But when you get a regular manicure, you have to wait so you can put your shoes back on so that you don't ruin what you just paid for. So this girl definitely got just a regular manicure. She's sitting at a pedicure chair waiting for her toes to dry. And I can see her slowly nodding off. And I'm like, get it, girl. You're sitting in a massage chair. You're relaxed. But then I noticed a lot of those chairs have arms that go up and down so you can, like, scoot into them. And the arm of her chair is up. I'm the only one who noticed that when she's falling asleep, she's leaning to the side. And I see her going. And I almost wanted to yell, like, Timber! Because you were going up. And this girl literally fell out of the pedicure chair. and everybody was concerned except for me who was the only person cackling in the corner and i

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realized wow i am the a-hole here that is like it's hard not to fall asleep when you're comfy especially if they're like heated ones and they have that massage oh it's glorious she was enjoying

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her so why was i the only person to laugh like people falling as long as they're okay it's funny

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i um i doze off like all the time like in just random places and i've fallen asleep through my doctor's appointment where they called my name like five or six times or in when i go to the michigan medicine they have those little vibrating things oh yeah like the restaurant pagers and they start off vibrating so it starts off vibrating and then it's like you know tom tom like they're saying my real name and stuff and they're going and nobody's and it's like does nobody know that they should go for the fat guy sleeping over there in the corner and maybe that might be him but i need their rest bro yeah you know what honestly it's kind of like i was going there because if i you know i was trying to get a checkup but i just want to get some good sleep are there are there places where you feel like like i would love to have you talked about getting a pedicure, I'd love to have one of those pedicure chairs.

00:05:00 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 4:

in my house like like movie theater chairs i tell anthony laverde over at imagine i go dude i fall asleep and get the best sleep for two and a half three hours of a movie like they have like those places like in the airport where it's a nap room or whatever it is they should rent out an imagine nap room so i don't have to drive all the way home play some asmr yeah all right call us up and tell us where is the craziest place that you ever fell asleep and and tell us like falling asleep you know there or somebody was falling asleep do you ever wait will you wake somebody up like in megan's case you know she's sitting there the whole time just getting in pure enjoyment over the lady who's like falling uh falling over that is kind of funny yeah

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the craziest place that i felt at least i felt it was crazy because i was like man you should probably stay up for this it was when we were having journey it was like an appointment where i think sure i had gestational diabetes i think that's what it was called or something like that So it was like a very important doctor appointment for us so we can get like her sugar levels and all that under control so it didn't pass through to the baby. But the lady who was talking was like, oh, my God, she was talking so slow. It was so boring. And she's about as close as we are right now. Like, it's like a desk in between us. I'm right in her face and I can just feel myself nodding. And then there was a certain point where I woke up and I was just like, I missed all the damn day. The lady understood, too. She was like, that's okay.

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and again that was her doctor's appointment that you're supposed to be concerned about her

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oh man I just

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I've done it worse than that hold on a second let me see if I can call Chelsea real quick let's see if she answers

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hello

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Chels tell these guys about how we went through marital therapy with Rob and I slept throughout the entire

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therapy yes so i became a single therapy for me i solved a lot of my issues but to my defense

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he had that room so hot and he had these couches that were like you soak into right i mean i i how

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could i not fall asleep well i guess into your defense he would stop like start off and say so tell me what was going on this week and you would complain about you were in a very bad spot you would complain about what was going on with me and then i would you know try to defend myself or talk about myself and then you drift off into your beautiful little bliss

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and then at the end of the thing chelsea and rob would wake me up and they'd be like uh tom what you missed uh

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What I should have done was just left you there Left you there

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He turns the lights off And at the end of the night I'm letting myself out But we're still together What a hell of a therapist Isn't that an unbelievable therapist

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What a great nap for you Exactly

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Alright I'll talk to you later I love you What's up how you doing Samantha

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Good how are you

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Good where did you fall asleep Samantha

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i fell asleep at my four-hour sugar test when i was pregnant but my husband fell asleep at my grandma's funeral oh no wow like in the actual church yeah well um it was at like the funeral

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home but yeah what did people in your family think of them it was being rude um i i don't

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have anything to do with them anymore they're pretty uppity and cutie so they didn't care for or like it but we had a two-month-old at the time and she didn't sleep very well so i can't i kind of can't blame them but then at the same time like it was really embarrassing yeah wow uh mel

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you fall asleep all the time when you're getting your hair done all the time it's my favorite place

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i sit down as soon as they start blow drying my hair i'm out wow you know how sometimes the

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hairstylist places have like the thing that goes over you when you're getting your hair colored

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It's nice and warm.

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Is it relaxing?

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Yeah, I love that. Everything about being in the hairdresser is relaxing to me. When they do the shampoo, when they do the brushing out, everything.

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Wow. Andy, you fell asleep standing up?

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Yeah, I was at the end of a sanding line. The inspector was looking at the product, and I'm waiting there to hang it on a rack. And next thing I know, I see the ground coming at me. I fell asleep standing up, waiting for that part to get finished.

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Standing.

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You know, and all I could see was the ground coming at me. Well, I was working 11 to 7, and the inspector that was sitting there, she goes, Do you need a no-dose? I go, Oh, okay.

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How many people do you think walked by you while you were working?

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and didn't wake you up.

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You know what? It was right on the end of the line, and everybody was going to lunch and breaks right by that area. So, you know, there's a lot of people. Oh, there's pictures. Oh, geez.

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Yeah. Tim, this is scary. I'm not a skier, but I can only imagine what this would be like. Tell everybody where you fell asleep.

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I'm on a chairlift at Boyne Highland Ski Area up in Harbor Springs.

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Do you know approximately how many times you went around?

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No, so you get off the chairlift and the slope kind of ramps away and goes down below you. And they shut off the lift and I was up like four feet or something like that. And, you know, I won't be up, but I had to jump off.

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Oh, my gosh. That's funny.

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That would scare the crap out of me.

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You know, you get so high up there. Like, what if you would have fell forward?

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Right. Well, you know, the other, I was just skiing single, and the other people skied off the lift, and all of a sudden it was. Oh, my gosh.

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They just left you.

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Some of them have bars. Some of them don't. You know? That's what's scary.

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If Mike was in today, he's out sick, I would joke about the fact that he fell asleep on the control board. That was honestly so funny. When he first started working on the show. We'll never let him live it down. And then, this is embarrassing, but honestly, maybe insulting. Marino, where did you fall asleep?

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I fell asleep at the strip club. Ow!

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They were that boring? No, it was good, but I was too f***ed. Oh! Jeez, hold on a second. I've got to dump that. You were a little... Right when I said it. Yeah, I think he didn't get the K out of the F on that one, but we still dumped it anyway.

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Wow, so you were just so drunk. They usually kick you out right away, don't they, when that happens?

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Well, they kick me out. I had five girls on me after I woke up. You know what? They were all stealing your money. Yeah, I did go home broke.

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