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My sister Pat, Aunt Pat as we call her on this show, called me up to tell me that she was very, very upset over what happened to her when she went to the doctor. Anytime that I hear that anybody in my family is going to the doctor, I immediately think everybody's dying. Like, I hate that. You know what I mean? That's the first fear that you have. Well, Pat went to the doctor and she wasn't even talking about her doctor's appointment and what the doctor told her about her health. She talked about the fact that they left her in the waiting room for like over an hour and she was sitting there waiting to go back to the doctor. And then this is the funniest part of the whole thing. She's in the waiting room waiting for this doctor to bring her back to his lab or whatever the hell it is, the examining room. and she gets a phone call she looks at her phone and it's the doctor's office calling her she picks up the phone and says hello and they said are you coming to your appointment she was sitting

in the waiting room how did they not know didn't did she not check in she did she checked in but

they they they lost her or something so if anybody knows my sister pat my sister pat does not ever go anywhere without filling out comment cards she's she's always got a comment to say well she did to the doctor and i think now she needs a new doctor uh and pat is on the phone with us right now hi and pat hi how are you good so pat they forgot you they left you in the waiting

room they did they left me there and then called me where are you where are you is that what they are you i said where am i i'm here in the waiting room looking right at you yeah i'm right here and Then they put me in another room and said, oh, he'll be right with you. And it was an hour, another hour. Oh, you're kidding me. No, and I opened the door, and I'm like, hello, is anyone here?

Wait, wait a second. They put you into the room waiting for the doctor to come. You had to sit there for an hour straight, so you just opened the door up?

Yeah. I'm like, hello, is anyone here? And then they came and said, oh, he'll be right with you. I said, no. I said, I know that he went from this room on this side to this room on this side. And I said, I know how it works. I used to work for my dad. It's one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. He skipped three and went from two to four. I did. And I said, the man in room number four had an appointment after me because he came in after me and said, oh, I'm really early for my appointment. I said, now he's in with him. And so then when the girl came and said, oh, he's on time. I go, he's on time. I've been waiting here for like two hours. You're kidding me.

Yeah, no. So when the doctor came in, Pat, I'm sure at this moment you're just fired up, aren't you?

Yeah. He said, how are you? I said, how am I? I'm pissed off. He goes, oh, what's wrong?

And I said, I've been waiting here for so long. He goes, oh, no, I have to see my patient. I said, you skipped me. And I said, I know how it works. And he said, oh, well, that person had a big problem. I said, a big problem? I said, who has more problems than I do? So then he started yelling at me. And I go, why are you yelling at me? He goes, because you're yelling. I go, I can't. I'm the patient. I said, you don't even help me anyway. I said, you haven't helped me in all these years. And he said, well, you're a very difficult case. I don't know what to do. And I said, well, he goes, you have so many problems. I said, well, why don't you do like I used to tell my students? Let's take care of the easy ones first on the test, boys and girls, and then we can spend more time on the hard ones.

Pat, you're the teacher. Jesus Christ.

I'm loving that you're advocating for yourself.

Pat.

I have to. Nobody else does. And then he told me to get a second opinion. I said, you are my second opinion.

pat you're never going to be able to go back to this guy ever again no i'm not i'm not i said just

give me my medicine i told him just give me my medicine and and i'm gonna leave wow you know

what the interesting thing is you probably forgot what the hell you were going to him for because

it was so long that you were sitting back there no i know what i'm going for that medicine that's killing me but the thing is is i said to him why do i have to take it i said it's killing me well

quick question for you pat i yeah do they have any like tv in the waiting room or in the room that you're you know like i always like when you go into a waiting room and they have you know uh i don't know oh yeah kelly kelly and her uh general hospital yeah no no no i just read

the screen that screen they have in doctor's offices press here if you want to learn about lupus press here if you want to learn about you know stop smoking press here if you want to learn

about this wow so you sat there the entire time with no entertainment at all that's amazing well i had my phone wow so it's funny what was megan wasn't it you that said that you dad had a doctor

that forgot about you too didn't you absolutely i wait i waited inside of the exam room for nearly two hours one day two hours i was yeah i was an hour in there and not in the uh in the parking

lot in the waiting room yeah are you right here yeah i'm right here you idiot janice what's going

on how are you it's uh my sister pat and pat's on the phone how are you good good good listen i had

a story uh you were talking about impact yeah and uh i had a story about i worked for an orthopedic office for 30 years i was an ma and uh we put a patient in a room and we had a back hallway and and the patient was sitting in the room, and they forgot them. All the doctors left. They shut off all the lights. We were going around looking to check the room, you know, fill the room, that kind of thing, and we found a patient sitting in one of the back rooms.

Oh, my God. Wait a second. You almost left for the evening.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the doctors were all gone. We had a huge group of doctors, yeah. And we left in front of the patients in the back room.

Janice if the doctor's office can charge you for a missed appointment can you charge them for a late appointment

charge the doctor

yes yeah I think that maybe

you should be able you should get a percentage off

absolutely like if this was a restaurant and you were waiting if Pat was waiting for two hours for her meal I mean you would think that the restaurant would at least buy her dessert you know

you would think so

you would think so

They came back. We called the doc. He wasn't too far away.

He actually left. Can you imagine?

They actually left. There was nobody. There was probably two of us left in the office, and we were just checking the rooms and, you know, filling the rooms up. Yeah. We were ready for the next day. Holy cow. Yeah.

I don't know who, by the way, I would want to be in a conversation with more. Janice or Ann Pat? Just sitting there. Oh, my God. I should give each other their numbers and sit there and talk about this. What's up, Stephanie? How you doing?

Hello. Hey, so my sister-in-law has really bad anxiety, and she was at the pediatrician with her little one, and she didn't know that the appointment was over. Like, she wasn't sure, am I supposed to leave? Like, am I supposed to make another appointment? Are they coming back in the room? She had sat there until the doctor's office closed. she walked out all the lights were off nobody was there oh my gosh they left her in the room and she already had anxiety oh yes poor thing oh my god that's awful so it happens more frequently

than we think this goes on well well pat i uh i hope that you are uh i hope that you're better

Here's the moral of the story.

What's that?

When you go into a doctor's office to the exam room and they always close the door, tell them that you can't have the door closed.

That's a great idea.

I don't like it when they close it anyway. I see.

Well, when they came in, when they came into, and I said, you know, oh, he'll be right here, blah, blah, blah, that kind of thing. And she went to close. I said, don't you dare shut that door.

Poor girl is afraid of me. The way you talk to that Dr. Ampat, he may need to have his own appointment. You ripped him a new ass.

You know what? I never liked him from the beginning, but I only went there because it's an infusion center and it's close to home. But I never liked him from the beginning.

Well, you need to move to town here and be with us at Dr. Warner's office. We'll all go see Dr. Warner.

Yeah, I love that. Who doesn't love Dr. Warner? I know.

He's the best. He does make you wait a little bit if you're somebody that's a patient. But you know what? At least he's nice about it.

Yeah, I don't go to those kind of doctors.

All right. Well, we love you. Take care, Pat.

All right. All right. Love you guys. Bye. Bye.

All right. We'll see you. She'll talk forever if we continue on. She will.

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