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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Yesterday I had a appointment. Actually, it's funny. You and I both had some tests to get done this week, right? Yeah. So yesterday I had an appointment, and I guess we could talk about both of them, but I don't know how much time we got here. Let me look at the commercial. Oh, yeah, I guess we can do it. So I had an appointment yesterday to go get a follow-up test done from back when I had the aneurysm, the heart aneurysm. So I had to go get some things done, which is, you know, one of those yearly things where you're like, oh, God, this is, I hope everything is okay. You know what I mean? Like, because I always feel like I'm dying, I'm a hypochondriac, and I feel like that. The best thing in the world happened to me yesterday. I got a show topic out of it. Because when I was there getting my test done, the place that I went to to go get it done had two people working and they had to do the test together. There was like one person kind of maneuvering me in my, you know, big fat body. And the other one was in the other room doing the scanning stuff like behind a computer. Well, they weren't getting along with each other, it seemed like. It got to a point where, I don't know if the one was not putting me in the position, the right position, and the other was getting frustrated by it. And then her frustration came out on the guy that was doing this and me.

Why you?

It's not your fault. I think she was thinking that I wasn't being cooperative or something. I don't know. I was just standing, I was sitting on this thing and they kept moving me in and out of like a circular dome, like donut thing, you know? And so I'm standing there like this going, I can't move. You put me in that position. And it was one of those machines that would go, it would have a guy's voice pop on there. That's like a computerized voice and go, breathe in, hold your breath. Oh yeah. And I always think I'm going to die when that's happening. And then it goes, breathe normal.

Well, cause they don't tell you how long I just had that done too. They don't tell you how long you're going to be holding your breath for. so I'm like I don't know if I'm supposed to take a big breath or if I could just take a normal breath and hold it

well it had done it like five or six times and then all of a sudden I don't hear the guy's voice anymore I hear the lady's voice which by the way the guy's voice was a computerized thing the lady's voice then comes on and goes like it sounded like honestly it sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher you know who I'm talking about Charlie Brown's teacher I didn't understand exactly what she was saying and so i said so i said what and she goes stop talking wow it was crazy so then they started arguing a little bit and what you know he's kind of going back and forth and i'm like oh my god these guys are crazy do you ever witness people at their jobs argue with each other like co but you're the the customer like two waiters or two waitresses or cooking in a in a this happened to

at subway before i went in there to get my sandwich made and it was one of those situations where not to say like no point like you cut attention with a knife you could tell something was going on with them and they kind of arguing back in the fourth and i'm like y'all good

you guys know if i'm in a situation where two people are arguing with each other i get so insanely uncomfortable yeah i do not like feign around that shannon hate shannon recalls her

childhood when her parents must have argued because ever anytime that people argue i get so i was laughing hysterically at these two yelling at each other you would have sat there and gone

my anxiety would have been wild

hospital though like if there's any place where i'm not supposed to be stressed out yeah you know me and then the best was the guy goes i'm retiring on friday i swear to god so he don't care he goes i'm retiring on friday and i'm going oh no probably a good idea this guy's like if i gotta work with this lady more i don't know how i'm gonna do it that does not make you feel good though when

you're there and you're already nervous it's a medical appointment you know and then you've got

two people that are doing that and don't tell me you're retiring on friday because i'm thinking no you don't care anymore your last job is like hopefully not to like watch me just do something stupid but um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 have you ever been the customer at a business that had employees fighting with each other like where the people were fighting and what did you do like kevin's subway or me with these two people what's up crystal hi hey mojo i just wanted to tell you

Stop calling yourself fat all the time.

Oh, stop. Come on.

You look great. You're doing great for yourself. And every time I hear you say that, I'm just like, stop it.

Did you see the size of my boobs in the picture that I took the other day with the 5 at 6.55, 15-time champion? I literally could breastfeed an entire planet. I'm not going to lie to you.

You mean a manger? It's crazy.

I'm going and getting a breast reduction. If any women know of any good places to go to or doctors, I've got to get one of those. So thank you, Crystal, for that. That's very nice of you. You're welcome. Crystal, have you ever been at a business where you witnessed two people fighting with each other? Have you ever gone out to somewhere and they're arguing?

I don't think so.

I have another example of this. No, can I tell you another example? Yeah. I can't remember if it was Macy's or if it was at Nordstrom's, but it was at the 12 Oaks mall. And the two employees were arguing over whose pants they were, who had the last pair of the pants. So they were bringing in a pair of pants to a guy. And I don't know what size the guy's pants were. And the one woman goes, no, those are my pants. And then the other woman's like, those are my pants. And it was Macy's. And then the woman goes to the other woman, the two Macy's employees go, well, you don't clean up your, and she says the S-H-I-T word, and she goes, well, you never clean it up anyway, because you're lazy, and they're arguing back and forth, and the whole time, I'm just sitting there dumbfounded, going, this poor guy needs his underwear. Michelle, what's up? Good morning. Hi, good morning.

So, I went to the Panera Bread in Taylor, and I was waiting on my food, And I was looking around because I heard a bunch of yelling. And the manager was yelling at a couple of the employees in the back. And, I mean, it was so loud. Everybody was, like, looking, like, what the heck is going on? And one of the other employees that she was yelling at, she just, you know, they were in a touching match with each other. Like, they were yelling. And I was like, oh, my God, I couldn't believe that. And so I waited until they handed me my food. And the manager handed me my food. And I said, you know, everybody can hear that. And I said, that's so unprofessional. I said, you really shouldn't be doing that in a place of business.

Yeah, it's good for you. What was the response?

And she's like, well, people are just getting on my skin. And I said, well, you're in a place of business. Like, you being the manager, you should already know this. Like, I'll call people out.

Good thing you got your food already before you said that.

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