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They Made Up Family Members
Mojo In The Morning

They Made Up Family Members

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November 28, 2022 | 00:06:09 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan, we hadn't talked about your Thanksgiving holiday. holiday. You actually celebrated the night before, right? On the busiest bar night of the year? I did. Are you proud

00:02:02 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 4:

of me? I went out to the bar, you guys. Wait, did I see that you were out like two nights in a room?

00:02:07 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 5:

In a room? What?

00:02:09 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 4:

Who is that? What did you do with Megan? Three nights that we were off for vacation. Three nights. I was out at a bar. Wow. Past 10 o'clock. Wow. Who am I?

00:02:21 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 5:

Wow. Remember there was a day you used to wait till 10 to get ready to go out? I know.

00:02:26 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 4:

And at this point, Ted rolled around, and I'm like, I'm good to go now, right? This is late enough. Late enough. I love the post-COVID bar crowd, by the way, because we're all there by 8 p.m., and we're all home by midnight. It's a beautiful, beautiful scene. I love you, COVID, just for that. Everything else sucks, but going out and staying, you know, home early is a big win for me. Anyways, so Wednesday night, obviously biggest bar night of the year. And every year no matter how I'm feeling I go out on that night And I get absolutely hammered drunk It's just tradition I get drunk like two days a year And it's the night before Thanksgiving And St. Patrick's Day So the night before Thanksgiving rolls around My cousins live down in Columbus And they came home And we kind of did our Thanksgiving separately But we all got together the night before to drink And my cousin brought her new boyfriend Which was very exciting It's very crazy trying to meet up with my family because we're loud and we're very close and it's just it's hard to come into the group so we're out at this bar and it's with me most of my cousins and a few family friends and i don't know what happened i truly love my friends but without discussing this they all decided very last second that they were going to make up how they were related to us and expand our family and they just lied to this new boyfriend i'm cousin amanda yes uh uncle jerry's kid i don't have a cousin i don't have an uncle just lied to this kid's face and he had been prepped right so like my cousin had run down like we're gonna meet up with so and so and so and so this is how we're related this is how they knew each other yada yada so he shows up and he thinks he's prepared he's like i got this he had a quiz in the car he nailed it and then he shows up and there's six extra people that he has no idea where they fall into line for and what's your what's

00:04:11 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 5:

your cousin's name that uh her name is lindsey and she brought so so did lindsey no play along

00:04:17 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 4:

with all your friends yes because we're all terrible people uh he started to catch on i think a little bit when we kept naming people wrong because they weren't using their real names which was dumb like my friend eric said his name was jacob and then we started like losing track of what his name was and then we were calling him two different names it was weird uh but i just felt so bad for the kid because his name is luke first time he's coming to meet the family he's very confused thinking things were making fun of him we weren't but it was just oh it was just

00:04:50 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

entertainment it was a big night so question for you if your cousin is warning her new guy yeah about you guys what does she warn about

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 3:

you oh like do you ever ask her like what did you warn him about me yeah like what are the what is

00:05:05 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 4:

what did luke think about megan so he had stalked me online he was like so here i love i love when people do this because have you guys noticed when people come to our family functions and we're not at like a work event but they're meeting us for the first time they're trying to drop that they know what we do for a living without being crazy so they're like uh good uh you're big on social media right i was like um kind of why he's like i think i've uh seen the studio you work in because

00:05:32 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 3:

you work on the radio right oh he was doing some prep on you he'd done some research and uh yeah

00:05:41 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 4:

it was a little much and then i was like i don't know who you are you do what you do for a living don't stalk me that's what i do to other people do that to me it's kind of uh tough isn't it like

00:05:49 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 3:

you if you marry into or date into a family where there's a lot of family members and your family actually you guys don't have a ton of people right well there's 58 cousins there's 58 cousins

00:06:01 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 4:

how do you know how many cousins you have irish catholics i count them i didn't even realize that

00:06:06 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 3:

how come how come in all these years i thought it was just you and your brother and your dad

00:06:11 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 4:

no my dad wanted no joke eight kids really your dad is one of how many he's one of six okay okay that's my dad but they had a whole bunch of foster kids too so if you like count

00:06:23 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 3:

all of them it was like 10 yeah wow yeah so so that's wild because for some reason i always thought it was just you your brother and your dad and i'm thinking to myself no i never knew that why are you embarrassed by us and you won't introduce us to the rest of the family uh

00:06:38 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 4:

can i be really honest with you so my family's from detroit my dad was born and raised here most of my family didn't think my job was cool because i used to work just on kiss fm in toledo like I did the morning show until I joined Mojo in the morning and then all of a sudden it was very cool what my job was and everybody cared they liked you way more than they liked me

00:07:00 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 3:

so that's why we're not allowed to be around your family

00:07:03 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 4:

so did you give them all tickets to Jingle Ball? no Megan's cousins hit her up oh no there's not too many

00:07:10 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 3:

I want Megan's cousins to call us up and give us some stuff that we have not heard about Megan like things behind the scenes Because she's been the gatekeeper of all the old family stories. Actually, I want Luke to call us up, and I want Luke to tell us what exactly he was told about Megan from, is it Amanda? Is that what he said?

00:07:29 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

Lindsay, but they're back in Columbus. They are?

00:07:31 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

Oh, okay. Poor people.

00:07:35 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 4:

All of my family in Toledo do not listen. All my family in Detroit do.

00:07:38 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 3:

Thank you. Thank you, family in Detroit. We appreciate that. Appreciate those guys. It's kind of like you when you're here in Detroit. You actually have to listen because you're in the studio with us.

00:07:49 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 4:

Right. Otherwise, I try to pay attention as little as possible to what's going on in the show.

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