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They Never Came Out of Character
Mojo In The Morning

They Never Came Out of Character

from Mojo In The Morning

August 20, 2025 | 00:08:15 | Leisure

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2026 i gotta tell you guys a story that's actually kind of uh interesting have you ever been to the

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renaissance festival i the last time i went i was probably like smith sage i was probably eight

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years old okay so i've never been you've never been i've seen i've seen like this lady get like away when she's serving people drinks she like cuss at them and all that do you know do you know

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what the whole renaissance festival thing is where they dress up and yeah she was dressed up and she was open your mouth oh you wench yeah whatever the deal is so um there is a place just outside of chicago and it is called what the hell is it called uh medieval times i've been to that have you been i've been to one in orlando yeah so uh my son jacob lives in chicago and his boyfriend is chris and they went to medieval times to go hang out party you know you can drink there i guess yeah and you can eat turkey legs yeah and all that stuff so they went out to uh to go to medieval times and when they were there chris uses his passport as his id because he doesn't drive he doesn't have a driver's license so he brought his passport with him to show them as his id so he could drink and they had fun and then he left his passport there so they got home and he goes oh crap jake i i you know lost my passport so jacob's like oh i'll call a medieval times and i will ask for you know the passport so he calls up medieval times and the person answers the phone here do you hear you and is on the phone talking to jacob and jacob's like hi uh we were there earlier today you know we were hanging out sitting down in a booth you know over in the corner whatever he's like explaining this to him and then he goes yes and he's like well you know my friend lost his his passport and we were wondering if there's any way that you could try it his ah and the person would not leave character so he's he said which by the way can you look up the medieval times in chicago phone number and let's just call there and see if they'll answer the phone but uh i don't know i don't know maybe they maybe they serve breakfast or something so jacob's talking to him and he's trying to explain to them about the the passport and they say oh uh let me find and they put him on hold for a while and they got the music playing you know with the medieval type music and um the person comes back and they found it and the guy gets on there and goes huzzah and we found the thing and then is talking to jacob and not coming out of character the entire time. Their customer service person is literally not coming out of character. And he is having a conversation with them, and they're trying to explain to him that he can come pick it up, but he has to go to the Southport, or whatever the deal is, of the place. Have you ever been to one of these places before?

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Yeah. You get to pick your little, I don't want to call them a

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fighter yeah drink out of like a chalice yeah that was a good time bro hold on

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online at medieval times.com to speak to someone about a group of 15 or more guests press one for all other inquiries please press two to hear this menu again press zero

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Hold on, how do I do that on these phones? How do I do that? Hello, Medieval Times? Medieval Times. Huzzah, you wench.

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There's no way anybody's there this early in the morning.

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No.

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Hold on, I'm going to try to three-weekend.

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Thank you for calling Medieval Times. This is Naomi, your castle maiden. I'm going to be of service.

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Hello, is this Medieval Times?

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Yes.

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Yes. I was wondering, what time do you guys open during the day?

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Where, sir? What location do you want to go to?

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The Chicagoland one?

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Chamburg. Huzzah! All right, so we don't have a show today. We have one on Friday. There's nothing today, nothing tomorrow. On Friday, we have one at 645. You wench!

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How could you not give me one? This is the Caribbean castle. Hear ye, hear ye. I would like to go to Medieval Times for the next showing.

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Yes, sir, and that would be Friday. That would be Friday.

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By the way, how many times have you been called a wench by people on the phone lines? Never. Oh, I'm sorry. I was the first. I apologize. i'm just trying to stay in character i'm trying to stay in character yeah does each medieval times answer their own phones or do you or do you guys you guys answer it for them for 10 castles yes you're the 10 wow 10 castles um what does it cost to go to medieval times what is it 75 dollars

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yeah that's okay yeah yeah does that for 95 she did our homework yeah and what kind of what kind

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food. At this one, sorry, they sell

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plantains. No. So, you know, no plantains. So, it's garlic bread, tomato bisque, half of a rotisserie style chicken, herb baked potato, sweet buttered corn on the cob, two servings of non-alcoholic beverages, the dessert is chocolate eclair, and you can have coffee. Can you buy alcohol?

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I would need alcohol to get through that.

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Oh, yes. We have full service bars So you'll be covered

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Do they have any special names of drinks at all? Anything interesting?

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You know, I don't know

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Okay, I'll check it out online MedievalTimes.com MedievalTimes.com

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No, the drinks are not MedievalTimes.com But I don't think you'll see the drinks there

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Okay, alright What is your name, by the way?

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Naomi

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Thank you, Naomi

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You from the Caribbean? You're welcome Yes, sir. Yeah, where are we from? Jamaica. Guaguan.

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Guaguan, my sister. Thank you. Lica Moore. Respect. All right, take care. Thank you. Take care. Bye-bye. Thank you.

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I love that cab goes, this must be the Caribbean cab. You can hear it, bro.

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I'm telling you. That's why I said they serve plantains. D'Angelo, what's up?

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What's going on, man?

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How you doing, buddy?

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How y'all feeling this morning?

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What up, bro? We're getting silly. What's happening?

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So I went to the one in Illinois last year, me and my wife, and she surprised me and got me knighted, man. That was so fun. What's that process like? So you actually, you go and they bring you to like the whole little, where they be sitting, the queen pull out her little pillow. You kneel down on the pillow and she knights you with the sword and you get a crown and a picture and all of that with the little cape that go on you. It was fire.

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Did you use that cape and get in character with your wife later on?

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Hey, we ain't gonna talk about that. She got nighted. You feel me? With the royal scepter. That's how I walk in the room.

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D'Angelo, I love it. I love it. I want to see pictures. Can you send us pictures? I want to see what they look like.

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Yeah, I got you. I'll send them over.

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All right. We got a tour stop. We got a tour stop for when we're in Chicago in October.

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Yes, y'all got to go.

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D'Angelo, we appreciate it, buddy. Huzzah! I appreciate it.

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Let me hear you. Come on, let me hear you. Huzzah!

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