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They Saw Shannon Lose Her Sh*t
Mojo In The Morning

They Saw Shannon Lose Her Sh*t

from Mojo In The Morning

March 12, 2025 | 00:09:59 | Leisure

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details mojo in the morning show shannon had one of those days yesterday which kind of worries me because we were together for uh a client uh lunch and i'm thinking to myself i'm like wait when she says i had a day like this yesterday i'm going i think i was part of most of her day no you were a good part of the day okay good all right so it was a day after you got home then no well so i

00:01:54 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 2:

have a sick kiddo at home smith has this whatever is going around whether it's influenza or norovirus or something so i have been cleaning up bodily fluids like non-stop throughout the night for two days now and so yesterday was my you know first day coming into the studio after having been up truly all night i think i got maybe three and a half hours of sleep um just trying to take care of him and so i was really tired and then i felt like i felt like such a dud during the show yesterday because I was just so sleepy and then we had a lunch meeting after the show which was really fun mojo and then I went home and as soon as I got home thank goodness my mom was you know with Smith while I was here at work yesterday but it was back to taking care of a sick kid and it was just it was it gets to be a lot right and so not helping the my cause my case were my three dogs don't ever get three dogs every time I talk about this let me just remind you one more time yes they are cute um but I mean and the two bigger dogs we have a Frenchie and a Cavapoo and they're just they bark and bark and bark and bark at every person and every dog that is walking by when they are outside in my backyard and so I had them outside because I don't want them to be right up in my business when i'm trying to clean up barf which was a good chunk of my day and so i had them outside and they it got to the point where they were barking barking barking because so many people were out it was nice and walking that i got embarrassed and mad and i won't don't like i lost my mind i'm sure that people could hear me yelling at the park that's at the very end of my street like especially beau the puppy i was yelling at him and i went to grab his collar to bring him inside i mean i actually lost my spit and i look up i hear somebody say hey shannon and it is my brand new friend that i just made a couple of weeks ago she is way cooler than me you made a new friend i did i remember i told you i went out on a friend date oh and it was her and her husband and their baby and their dog walking by as I am in the midst of just being an absolute monster. And you know how you look up very slowly with just shame in your face because they saw it all from start to finish.

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Wow.

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I was really mortified.

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It's funny. I don't relate to the whole new friend thing, but I relate to when my dogs are pains in the asses, especially my dog Henry and he runs out in the street and I feel like he's going to get hit by a car and I'm screaming at them to the point that neighbors see you do that and they think they need to call the humane society or something

00:04:51 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

you ever feel like that I'm like they think I abuse my dogs which I do not my dogs are very very spoiled but I get your ass over here I texted her

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It's 6.29 p.m. yesterday saying, not me, still feeling embarrassed that you totally saw me in monster mode over here.

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Do you think she'll not call you back anymore? Like, this will be one of those things where it's like, oh, she's one of those. I bet she went home and talked about you.

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She's cool. They for sure did. Her husband was trying to fuel the fire, too. As they were walking around the corner and saw me at this happening, he goes, oh, yeah, those people, there's a bunch of girls over there that said, yeah, that's Lucy's house. It's the one where the dogs are constantly barking.

00:05:32 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you're in that house. You're now in that house. I hate you. You're in that house. Oh, no. Do your dogs ever just bark and they bark at nothing? Like they're barking at the wind? Do your dogs ever do that? My dogs like bark literally at nothing.

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Yes.

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It's like they see ghosts or something.

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So I'm going through a training process with Bo. He's really good inside the house about not barking. But as soon as he's outside and he's been outside a ton lately because it's been nice. It's like, he's like, I'm free.

00:06:01 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 1:

He just goes ape. I'm sure that's how you prefer it, though. He's using his outside voice.

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I hate, by the way, the neighbors that leave their dogs out.

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And I don't want to, that's what I don't want. That's like my grandma's house. My grandma has some dogs in the backyard. First off, I feel like if your dog is a certain height, you need a larger fence. If your dog can get both paws on the top of the fence, like he's telling you, I will bite your head. I can get over there if I wanted to.

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No, you got to be worried about my dog. My dog can jump like five feet. Oh, no. That's scary. I know. It's terrifying. Wow. The dumbass doesn't realize she can hop the fence and get out the front door because she can jump higher than it. She's just scared of it. Thank God.

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Yeah, don't ever let that happen once because once that happens once, you're screwed. What's going on, Dawn? How you doing?

00:06:53 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Shannon. So you need to get your dogs. They are vibrating. bark collars. We tried. Really? Yeah, it doesn't work.

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What does it do? Does it shock them or something?

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No, it's well, they do a shock option, but then they

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have just a vibrating one. It was a game changer for our dogs. Really?

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See, unfortunately, with fluffy dogs, and Bo is really fluffy, it doesn't work. They don't feel it? No. That's the one. My dog is fluffy as well. They have little extensions. Oh, stick it right in there. Yes. So that it goes get him we have we have tried it all we have tried the the tone that plays that humans can't hear when the dogs bark in the house they don't care that works for my dog we've tried yeah we've tried four different types of collars i've spent so much money on collars they just he just doesn't

00:07:41 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 2:

care hey dawn i think i said on the radio when she got beau you're gonna regret this and everybody

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thought i was the crazy non i don't regret it i love him so much but he just has his days

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You know, the cuter they are, the bigger ass.

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That's true.

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The toe they are.

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That is very true.

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Yeah. The cute ones are the ones that are pains in the asses. And that's for all the ladies out there dating, too. I just want you to know that. That goes both ways. Ugly dogs, ugly men. All right? That will work for you. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Here's a question. Do you look at a neighbor differently because of something you saw them do outside of their house? Because Shannon, I'm telling you, the neighbor looks at you now completely differently. She now sees the I will F you up, bitch side of Shannon.

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I will F you up, bitch. Yes, you are right.

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She now has seen the kick in the dashboard girl that you are, where you all of a sudden go crazy. They all think she's sweet and innocent. I'm telling you. Cray cray right over her hair.

00:08:50 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 1:

When they saw you out there, they waved with a smile, but they were talking through that smile.

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My only saving grace

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is they also have a psycho dog that barks like mad when you walk past their house. But still.

00:09:03 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Shannon, she hides her crazy well. This is Mojo in the morning. Do you think...

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Wait, Shannon's crazy is wrapped in Gucci.

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Do you think...

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Oh, I win.

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Do you think the husband did the whole you are never to hang out with her ever again? I don't know. If you ever...

00:09:22 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 5:

We're actually double dating with them next weekend.

00:09:24 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 2:

If she invites you out, by the way, he's going to pull Wes aside to see if he's okay.

00:09:28 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

You know what you should bring with you? Earplugs. You're like, I'm really sorry.

00:09:33 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

Actually, Wes should be wearing that thing that Dawn called us up about. I want to see if anybody's ever put something like that on their man. I want to know if you guys have ever done that. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. I love this texter. 419 says, Mojo, I live across the street from the neighbor who has the barking dogs. I. did too and then i think i talked about it on the radio and guess what the dogs are inside now that's all it takes yeah i think that that's what ended up happening i think that the people that that had the barking dogs you know you know put them inside i apologize to my one next right my

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one neighbor on one side had a dog that also barked then they were like my dog and their dog were friends so like thank god yeah uh and then the other neighbor i apologized to one day and she goes oh baby i'm 80 something and i just turned my hearing aids off and i was like apartment's worse though isn't it i love my apartment except for the barking dogs it is wild there is a dog that lives um like across from my elevator and there's a gap in our front door and every time my little dog comes out this dog loses their mind and you could just see the snout at the bottom of the door and i'm like oh god i'm sorry i'm telling you that's the crazy

00:10:55 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 2:

too, isn't it? Where the dogs think that they can get underneath that door or they could kind of like slip through. Kevin's right too about the fence is not high enough. I don't believe that there is a fence that can keep any dog inside. If they want to get out, they'll get out. I think they're smarter than human beings, man. I think those dogs, man, they'll go right after you. 517 says, I live next to the crazy neighbor. She comes outside and just sits there and screams at trees.

00:11:21 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 1:

My kind of lady. Now that actually would be

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kind of funny if Shannon's out there screaming at Bo, and nobody sees Bo. They start thinking there's a little nuts going on.

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