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They Stole Our Seats!!
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They Stole Our Seats!!

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April 11, 2023 | 00:10:52 | Leisure

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00:02:22 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 5:

Shannon had something happen to her last night And knowing you You probably didn't say anything at all

00:02:30 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 3:

Guess what? You wouldn't have said anything either Because we are the same We are non-confrontational people

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I would be like so angry Oh, I was fuming Fuming, there'd be like, you know Steam coming from me

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You're taking the words right out of my mouth

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Oh, sorry, there was steam coming from you?

00:02:45 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

There was steam coming out of my ears So let me explain what happened My girlfriend Ashley and I went to the mall last night and we had like a bunch of returns that we wanted to make and then we were like, let's just, let's grab some food at one of the mall restaurants. Well, I'm the type of person that always likes to sit at the bar and Ash is the same way. So we like scan the restaurant and we notice, we zero in on two ladies sitting at the bar that had paid the bill. Their drinks were almost gone. So we're like, perfect. We're going to go be those annoying people who stand right behind them and stalk them for their seats. But this bar actually has an area where you can do that, where you can, like, there's a little ledge, you can grab a drink and stand and wait there, you know, for people to vacate their bar seats. So we kind of hung out just waiting for them to get up. A couple of minutes later, another, a woman walks into the restaurant and we can see her scanning the bar. She notices us and she said, oh, are you girls waiting for a spot at the bar? And we said, yeah, we've been here for about 10 minutes. We're just kind of, you know, waiting for these two ladies right here. So fast forward 10, 20 minutes. I don't even know. We're still waiting. All of a sudden, I see two different people get up. The woman who asked us if we were waiting runs over and grabs those seats with her friend. I'm like, what in the actual F? She took seats knowing that we had been waiting for way longer than she had been waiting. Literally looked us right in the eye as she was doing it, too. First world problems, yes, I know, but I was so mad. I will F you up, bitch! I wish I had that drop on my phone. Because I couldn't do it in person, but I would go over and play the drop.

00:04:29 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 5:

So you obviously walked up to her and said, hey, you're in my seat, right?

00:04:32 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 3:

I wanted to so bad, Mike, but of course I didn't.

00:04:34 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 5:

So what did you do? Did you just sit there and have to wait for another spot to get open?

00:04:39 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 3:

Honest to God, my friend and I just sat there dumbfounded that she did this. And looked at us as she was doing it. She did not give two craps. And so the bartender I almost want to shout her out I don't know her name But she was my girl last night Because she knew that we were waiting Because she had given us drinks So she was aware And so she

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 4:

She actually walked up to the woman and said, I'm so sorry, but these ladies over here have been waiting for about a half an hour for, you know, seats at the bar. So you got to get up and go.

00:05:11 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

Wow. And she kicked him out. It was great. That's a, thank God. That's a, now that's a bartender right there.

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Oh, she got a good tip.

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You better believe it.

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She got a good tip.

00:05:20 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 3:

I'm always amazed. And I don't know if this has ever happened to you before of people that cut, like the people that, and you can tell us your cutting story, because it happens at the grocery store all the time. I've had this happen to me. I'm at Kroger, and I'm waiting to use the self-checkout machines, and I'm standing there, and somebody just kind of like, because what they do is, they act like they're, next thing you know, I'm like, hey, wait a second. How did the hell did they get up there right now?

00:05:47 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 5:

And there's a karma that comes with cutting, too. Like, yesterday, those people who cut deserve bad karma, and I hope it comes their way. I hope. Yesterday I was in Starbucks and I accidentally cut. You ever do that where you don't realize that you cut and then the person that saw you cut now is behind you, but instead of just like accepting the fact that you cut, you give them their spot back because I'm so afraid of cutting karma. Like I feel like anybody who cuts.

00:06:14 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 1:

Cutting karma. That's a good one.

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Absolutely.

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I think that the grocery store is a place where it's happened. Starbucks is another good place where it's happened.

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Parking spaces.

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Parking spaces are big.

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When people swoop in.

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If you've ever gone to Cedar Point and you had people that will jump in front of you, I like the people that run fast to get, like, you're walking, you're walking leisurely, and then they run right in front of you and, like, almost knock you over with the wind be, you know, beneath their wings. But those people are a-holes. Oh, airport. What is the story? Oh, that's the worst one at the gate. Why does everybody, why does everybody, Reese?

00:06:50 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 4:

He's getting so fired up, he had to stand up out of his chair. I got to stand up.

00:06:52 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 3:

But, oh, no, I think I have something hurting my butt right now. Usually my watch tells me when I stand up. Why is it, Reese, that people hover, hover around the, you know, area where you walk onto the plane?

00:07:09 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 4:

You got a ticket. You got a seat.

00:07:11 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 3:

And they're usually, you know, the people that are the hovers are usually the people that are the last ones called to get on the plane. Yes, yes. But they're right there.

00:07:18 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 4:

Let me explain, okay? Because those people who get on last and sit at the back of the bus, we're the ones with carry-ons that might not make it out of the plane. That's exactly, okay. So we're fighting for carry-on space. And your carry-on's way too big anyway. It's not going to fit. Not all of us can pay for the checked baggage, okay? We got to make it fit. We got to make it work. It's expensive to fly, all right? Not all of us live. It is what it is. Well, pack less. I strategically don't check a bag by the way because it's going to be free if they have to check it at the gate.

00:07:46 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 3:

If you didn't have that much clothes, you would have had enough money to buy a better ticket and get a seat in row 14.

00:07:53 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 4:

It's expensive.

00:07:54 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. What's going on, Maddie? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:07:59 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

Hey, hi, Mojo. Yeah, my wife and I, we both work at the same factory, and they have a security process of when you leave the building. And usually everyone gets out at the same time, so there's always a big influx of people trying to get out the door. and someone cut in front of my wife yesterday and they have a random security extra screening process that takes an extra few minutes to go through and they got randomly selected because they cut in front of her. There you go, cutting karma, just like Mike said.

00:08:27 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 3:

That is the best, thank you. There is a God. We love you. I love that. That's interesting. I never thought about how bad it's got to be in businesses like yours where there's so many people trying to leave it at the same time. I bet leaving's worse than coming, right?

00:08:46 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, it is. And then everyone stands by the time clock, like a few minutes before the actual time. So then it's really hard to actually get out when, you know, you're allowed to clock out a few minutes early, but everyone wants their extra two minutes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Thank you for listening to us. What's up, Doreen?

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Good morning, guys.

00:09:04 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 3:

Hi.

00:09:04 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

I wanted to talk about the hovering at the airport. I'm actually that person, but I'm also the one that has all the kids and a baby on my lap, so I have to be the first one because it takes me honestly.

00:09:19 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 3:

Okay, understandable. But they let you guys board first, usually.

00:09:26 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 1:

Well, usually it's first class. It's like business class.

00:09:29 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 3:

No, no, no. They always let, if it needs a little bit more time or you're a parent or military, They let you guys go before they let any of those people go.

00:09:39 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

I'm also the last person off the plane because I don't want to get the stairs from because my kids are not acting great. Well, that's like stairs from everybody. But I'm like walking out of the airplane, like everybody's staring at me because my kids are just not quiet.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Doreen, that's another one, too.

00:10:00 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 9:

getting on the plane, and then when you land and you pull up to the gate, the people that have to jump up as fast as they possibly can, jump in the aisle and get, you know, their bag and, like, push you out of the way, but have nowhere else to go. They're like, they're either at their destination or they're going, you know, home. They landed here in town and they're going home.

00:10:17 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 3:

Or they're standing up just for, like, the whole time until they let everybody out. Like, why are you standing? Like, it's gonna be 15 minutes before they let us out anyway.

00:10:26 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 1:

Another big time this happens, a lot of parents are texting in, is pick up and drop off at school.

00:10:33 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 9:

Yep. Yeah. And you know what's amazing is, you know those people. Those are people your kids are going to school with, and you guys are being so rude to

00:10:41 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 4:

them. And it's aggressive because everybody's in a car, so everybody feels like more comfortable getting aggressive in their car.

00:10:47 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 9:

Yeah. I mean, and they're willing to run over kids to go do it. What's up, Rick?

00:10:54 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 6:

Hey, what's going on rick are you one of these people that cuts in line okay look normally i hate cutters okay but if you ever been to the renaissance festival to get that turkey leg that's minus an hour and a ball is it really okay so i said i sent my fiance to the beer line and i was in the turkey leg line and i was just like you know what this is just not gonna work so i went to the front of the line there was this really pretty girl standing there i shamelessly flirted and i cut an hour off my

00:11:24 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 9:

wait time oh wow because of that cutting but did you have bad karma afterwards i was there with my

00:11:30 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 6:

mother-in-law and um and that was miserable in itself yeah i bumped into those same people nine times while they were

00:11:37 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 9:

yeah alan's got a good one to add to the list what is it alan that everybody

00:11:45 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 7:

rushes to do oh get on the elevator when the doors first open and they don't give you a chance people get off yes oh yeah yeah yeah drives me crazy it's like i don't know they think there's

00:11:56 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 9:

a prize on there or something there is there's got to be a president inside uh kim hi hi mojo

00:12:05 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 5:

hi leaving a sporting event or concert yes everybody has to run into the aisle and they don't realize hello the parking lot is going to be deadlocked so why are you running yeah yeah

00:12:17 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 9:

Yeah.

00:12:17 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 5:

Exactly.

00:12:18 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 9:

And they try to race through and zigzag around through lines. Man, trying to get out of like a Lions game or Red Wings game is a tough one. Thank you for the call. And then, John, this is the ultimate. John, and you probably are faced with this this morning as you're driving. Good, man. What's going on?

00:12:35 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 8:

Not too much. So when you're driving and there's a sign that says left lane ends a half mile down and everybody's merging to the right. and you got that one person who just wants to fly past everybody to try and get to the front and just squeeze their way in it's one of my absolute pet peeves and in life is to just try and make that person stay out i will speed up i will like bumper bumper to keep that person from getting in like nope we we were all patient we followed the rules yeah and it's usually a guy

00:13:07 - 00:13:14 | Speaker 9:

in a bmw oh yeah it's usually it uh that's funny thank you for the call i appreciate it

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