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They Thought Mike Was Poor
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They Thought Mike Was Poor

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February 9, 2023 | 00:06:36 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:47 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:19 - 00:01:33 | Speaker 1:

All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Mike, KP, our producer, was telling me a story that you shared with her about how your babysitter had to Venmo you money.

00:01:33 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, yesterday I had a procedure I had to get done in my mouth, so we got a different babysitter yesterday for a couple hours. And earlier, I've got to give you the background on this. Earlier, my son, he is a big fan of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Like, that's all we can get him to eat. There's no other meal that we can get this kid to eat. Otherwise, he just snacks all day. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is it. He'll eat four bowls in one sitting. It's the biggest thing right now. And we didn't have milk yesterday morning. And so Allie's getting him ready to go to school. And he's freaking out because he can't have a bowl of cereal. And she's like, I don't have anything to put in it. What do you want me to put in it? And he said, water. And she's like, I'm not putting water in cereal. And he flipped out again. So he's three years old. He flipped out again. She's like, fine, fine. I'll put water in it. So she puts water in it. And the kid eats it and loves it. Yeah. Right, right, exactly. It was disgusting. So later that day, I got to bring him to the babysitter. And I get a random Venmo from this person. And it's like $20, $30. I don't remember exactly how much it was. And it just says, there's just a little smiley face in the comments. And so I text him. I'm like, what is the Venmo for? I was like, I owe you money for this. They're like, get your kid some milk. And I'm like, what are you talking about? She thought that I was so broke that we just don't have milk to give our kids. Oh, my God. Because he was at her place. He's at her place begging for water in his cereal.

00:03:03 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 3:

Mike, you're the worst.

00:03:06 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 1:

Oh, Mike. Mike, this is your chance right now. Go fund me for milk for Milo.

00:03:15 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 3:

Give me that milk for Milo. Hashtag milk for Milo.

00:03:18 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 4:

Give me that love music that you just had a second ago. I'll do it over that. You want it over that? Okay. We have...

00:03:24 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 2:

What a sweet girl, though. Yes. Oh, I'd be so embarrassed.

00:03:28 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 5:

I was incredibly embarrassed. I'm like, I tried to laugh it off. Like, no, he just really likes it. She goes, right, right. He won't drink the milk, so... You, for just a mere $2 a day, could give my tiny little nugget of a son, three years old, he will not eat anything but Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Anything. And you say to yourself, well, then give him some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in a cup or something. Let him eat that if he don't have milk. Well, to you, friend, I say I tried. He threw the cup in sad milk. I don't have milk. I don't have milk, Milo, I said. So hashtag milk for Milo is a chance for you to give this little menace of a son.

00:04:25 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 1:

You know what's amazing is that we have had, you know, we have great cereals at home, but we never have milk or even like Chelsea's almond milks and stuff like that in the house. So I can't do water with it. Like, I just can't do it. I'd rather eat it dry. So I will either eat it dry or I hope that she has like yogurt or something that I can mix in with it. And I don't even like that.

00:04:47 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 5:

See, I can't even do that. I want cold, cold milk.

00:04:49 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 1:

But it's interesting how many people will put different things besides even milk in their cereal. What's up, Brandon? How you doing?

00:04:58 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 5:

Morning, everybody. Hi. Morning. had kind of a funny situation kind of like mike's uh wife and i walked the dog down to right eight grab a couple items and i was sitting outside waiting for her with the dog and gentleman came up and handed me a dollar thinking i was homeless because of the way you were dressed man a pretty rough guy you know oh my gosh oh my gosh got in his car afterwards he was kind of on the phone i I was like, hey, man, you know, here's your dolly bag. I'm not homeless. I'm just waiting for my wife and just a little bit. Oh, that is so great.

00:05:37 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 8:

Brandon, you need to do us a favor. Will you just send us a picture of you? Because I just want to see what you look like. Name number? Yeah, 95500. You can text it to us.

00:05:47 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 1:

Or send it to us on Instagram, at Mojo in the Morn.

00:05:49 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, and just share it. All right, thank you, buddy. That's great. Brandon, Jasmine, what's going on?

00:05:57 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I don't see the problem with the water on the cereal. You just want your cereal to be, like, wet. Like, you don't care what it is.

00:06:03 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 8:

Just make it soggy, you're saying.

00:06:05 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

Chew it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know about that. I used to put water on my cereal before, like, all of the milk alternatives got popular. And, like, it was hard to find, you know, like, almond milk. I used to use rice milk. But I'd do water if I needed to. People at work would be like, that's so gross. And it's like, you just want it wet.

00:06:21 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 1:

Somebody said that they put liquid egg whites in their cereal. Oh, that's great.

00:06:25 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 7:

It sounds like somebody who's trying to get their protein in for the day

00:06:32 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 2:

and they can't afford anything else but eggs.

00:06:34 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 8:

I know people that put protein shakes in their milk for that same reason.

00:06:38 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 2:

I do that, actually.

00:06:40 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 8:

What would you say, Mike?

00:06:41 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 7:

What cereal would you put liquid eggs on? Anything. What would it even taste good on?

00:06:47 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

But it's raw eggs. I know, guys.

00:06:50 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 8:

Jill, what's up?

00:06:52 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. I said this was giving me vibes of when Megan was talking about the gordita or the chalupa, whatever, from Taco Bell, and people cashed after money for it.

00:07:02 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 2:

That's true.

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was awesome.

00:07:04 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 2:

You can still cash at me or Venmo me. I'm just saying.

00:07:09 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 8:

What's up, Robin?

00:07:11 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 3:

Hey, so my brother, he got married, and the next day after the wedding, they decided Wheaties and beer were a good combo.

00:07:19 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 8:

Wheaties and beer. That sounds like a frat house right there.

00:07:24 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

Right?

00:07:25 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 8:

Yeah.

00:07:25 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 7:

That is not the breakfast of champions.

00:07:28 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 8:

I will say this, though. I wonder how good Cinnamon Toast Crunch would be with rum chata.

00:07:34 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 7:

Oh, that would be amazing.

00:07:36 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 8:

Or Bailey's or something like that. Don't give it to Milo, though.

00:07:39 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 7:

Well, rum chata already has the taste of milk from Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

00:07:44 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 8:

That's what I'm saying. I bet you it would be actually pretty delicious.

00:07:46 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 7:

So try that out. Basically, it would be the same. You're just an alcoholic.

00:07:50 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 8:

that's why we're all like yeah it would be paid it is ryan seacrest here there was a recent

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