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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show, your home of the War of the Roses, second date update, and the dirty on the 30. How was your weekend, Shannon? You guys, you and Wes, Illinois.

Yeah, we went away to Florida. Actually, we've been talking about visit Florida all morning. We went away to Florida just Friday to Sunday just to, like, get away and kind of recalibrate and take a deep breath and spend some quality time with each other, which we had not done since we got married. So, it was kind of nice. And, by the way, per my conversation on Friday about milking the phrase honeymoon, even though this was not our honeymoon, but I said I was going to tell everybody it was our honeymoon, we got free chocolate-covered strawberries. That was it. Let's go. That was it. That's all right.

That's nice. I guess better than...

And some balloons. They put some balloons in our room. Um, but it was, it was a really, really great weekend and, um, got some beach time and got some sleep, went out to a really, really nice dinner on Saturday night. And before we went to dinner, we went to this really cool little bar, um, where they have like a bar in the center of this place. And then they have all these like teeny tiny cozy tables that surround the bar, if you can get the visual here. and so Wes and I walked in and we were like oh we love sitting at the bar but this was just so like cool how they had it and we said okay we'll sit at one of these little tables right next to the bar and so um at one point Wes and I are you know having drinks and talking and this gorgeous couple walks up both the guy and the girl probably like maybe 40 ish but just like supermodels so of course both of us stop talking and we're staring we're like dang that is a good looking couple They sit down at the bar, had like a massive amount of PDA, which, okay, whatever. You're probably on vacation too. I get it. But then one of them, I don't know if it was the guy or the girl, brings out their cell phone. And we were seated right directly behind them almost. So when they held up their cell phone, we could see everything that was on it. And I noticed they start pulling up some pictures. Well, then I'm realizing the pictures are nudes that they maybe had just took. I don't know, because they were mirror selfies of both of them nude. And then some of the girl laying on a bed. And they were sitting there at the bar in full view of us editing their nude photos. Good for them.

Good for them.

And Wes was like, I feel like I need to look away. And I said, you go ahead and look. Like, they were a beautiful couple. but yeah just no shame i don't know if they thought that nobody could see but the way they were holding up the phone how were they editing them like were they so they were like megan you know lightroom you know adjusting all the levels to make the stuff lighter and make them tanner and oh they were cropping yes they were in full view on editing they for sure they must want that

you know, to be noticed, right?

Pretend Megan and I are this couple at the bar and Wes and I are sitting right there. And they were like this.

So they were close enough to each other that it looked like they were trying to block it or no?

Yes, but we could see in between them everything that was on their phone. That screams to me they make OF content. They make what? Oh, oh, maybe. Yeah. I mean, maybe.

They were very touching their nudes, other than, I make a profit off of these.

How much were you?

Because you're not posting them.

Were the nudes primarily of her, more so than him, or both?

From what I saw, there was one photo of her. It looked like she was laying on a bed, and then there were two mirror selfies. Maybe they spent a lot of time with one, and that's all I saw, but that was a lot to see.

When you look at, first off, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, can you guys give us a little bit of a tip? What's the best way to edit my nudes? I would like you to call up and tell them. No, like, do you even, like, I would be embarrassed with my nudes. My nudes don't see the light of day. I don't even take nudes. I wouldn't want anybody seeing my nudes. You can tell that this is Florida. Because in Florida, what happens in Florida? Beautiful people live in Florida. They don't look like me.

This is where I get frustrated that my bedroom has no windows, so the lighting is terrible because I took one this weekend. Yeah, because the living room is great. And I have to go in the living room where people can see me. Yeah, but if you're feeling and looking great, who cares? Stop.

You took nudes this weekend?

Why are you saying it like that?

I love cleaning up naked.

You did. Tell us again. What happened? Where were you? What were you doing? And who were they for?

Oh, my God. Where were they? No, not for you.

No, but were you giving them to somebody or are you taking them for yourself?

For myself.

Aren't you worried about the cloud?

Shout out to the cloud. I mean, honestly, if you're getting that, you're getting all of the progress picks that I've been taking over the past two years. So you're going to see a lot of things you don't want to see before you see the stuff that you do.

What if you accidentally do an Instagram post and include that as one of the montage pictures?

I would love it.

Would you really?

love it yes no you would yes i would you would be here i had a nervous breakdown absolutely not are you kidding me i'm here to post of content if it wasn't in my morality clause in my contract the nudes would be posted for profit you i promise i agree with kevin if you accidentally

did that you wouldn't come to work for like a month you would be in hiding we'd be like where is megan hiding out jackie what's happening hey good morning how are you guys we're doing good Shannon and Wes were hanging out in, what was it, a bar or restaurant? Is that what it was? And somebody was, the couple was editing their nudes.

Wow. Well, I call to say that I think the best, I love the Snapchat filters because especially when you turn on the flash, there's those ring options of different lighting. And so the yellow one really softens the skin and just makes everything look really pretty.

Quick question. where do your breasts look the best what filter is it it's definitely the yellow uh ring lighting from yeah it makes what does it make your breasts like more full or what is it uh it just makes the

skin look so extra soft and the you know the darker part looks lighter and i don't know it

just looks really pretty how about do you take nudes with your guy too or or just you by yourself

um well i do have yeah i have a guy friend and he loves to take selfies of us doing

where do you do the selfies or do you set the camera on a timer so you can really get it

no he no he has the selfie he puts on the selfie uh uh mode on his camera and i think he has a samsung so the pictures always turn out great he always sends them to me i guess those reminders

What filter is the best for his wiener?

I mean, I don't think he needs a filter. His wiener looks pretty good, so I don't think there's any filter required.

He's got a good wiener. Well, us guys without the good wieners need to know. I'm going to try the yellow filter.

I don't think a filter is going to help your wiener.

I don't know, because actually, I think poor lighting would help bigger shadows.

I would like the filter that makes my wiener look like a giraffe. What? You know how on Snapchat you, like, put it over your face and next thing you know you look like something? That's what I want. What's happening, Selena?

I worked at a restaurant and these regulars would come in. They did OnlyFans. They would edit nudes. And there'd be tables of children around them. And you can, like, openly see everything.

And this is at a family restaurant. My little kids are sitting there eating rooty, tootie, fresh and fruity meals and stuff.

Yeah.

That's craziness. What's going on, Allison?

Hi.

Hi, Allison.

I accidentally posted a video of me getting ready, and my son pulled my shirt down and exposed my boobs. And I thought I deleted it, but I accidentally posted it.

I accidentally hit, like, on Snapchat, there's, like, a spot where you can accidentally hit two-story. And it went to my story and was there for a couple of hours before I realized that it was there. Oh, none of your friends told you? Well, they did, but I went to work and I didn't see it until, like, a couple hours later when I checked my phone. I was like, oh, my God, this took forever to load. It was a video. And, yeah, my son, like, everyone on my Snapchat saw my boobs.

you must have got more followers though it's probably the most action you've gotten in a long time right?

I did have a lot of guys swiping up on it and then I finally was like have you seen that video? like no you didn't and if you have a problem send me money so I can buy new ones

that would encourage me to go on OnlyFans I'd make some money off of it well thank you for the call I appreciate it you take care of yourself Allison Allison by the way are you taking the kids to school right now while you just made that phone call to us?

They're already out of school. I just dropped them off.

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Yeah.

When people just literally just called and said, my kids are in the car.

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They've taken over cities before. But this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

The podcast.

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

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