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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Megan, with this topic, I have to ask you, do you have a will?

Uh, yes.

You do?

Yeah.

Is it like an official will? I got family issues. Really?

Yeah.

Any of us in your will?

Absolutely not. Why? No. Really? You know what y'all get? A picture of my middle finger.

It doesn't mean I love you. I just want your couch. Can I have your couch?

You, you know what? I'll rewrite my will. Wait, wait, wait, real quick before I do this topic. I will give you the couch. Thank you. My brother will be so mad. I don't care. That's funny to me. What else do you guys want?

I want Coraline because I love Coraline so much. My brother would murder you. No.

While you're baking, how to, like your recipes, that's probably going to be. I call it my Bible. It's huge. I'll show you what cabinet it's in. Oh, you have a huge Bible. Yes. I call it.

I'll take, I'll, Zach just called Scott Mick. He wants your dad.

Oh, he would take you to Harvey.

he loves you anything else anything else well uh to be quite honest with you my fear is if you ever put any of us in your will that will would have to be changed like every month or so depending on

how you felt about oh yeah it should make it easier to change the wills like if i'm man at you based on a text you sent without the proper like emoji you're out of my will you didn't like respond fast enough like i just docked you 15 percent text back bitch um i probably would text people back if money depended on it um anyways talking about wills one of my uh girlfriends her uncle died recently we were talking about this and she was saying how they were going over the well he had been cremated and um i was like this is a weird conversation to bring up but it leads to a weird situation where it started pretty normal like i want some of my ashes dropped off at the cabin that he kind of grew up on on the lake or whatever and some other really sentimental places to him and then the last one on the list they're like getting crazier and crazier but the last one was i need some of my ashes sprinkled on my enemy's lawn so that i can haunt them for the rest of time and i thought that's the kind of petty bitch i would like to be and i it got me thinking about random things because my brother has requests is what i will say he tried to get this legally put into a will and the lawyer said that's a crime but he does not want to be cremated he does not want to be buried so i swear to god if my brother dies i have no idea what to do with his body i don't know what he genuinely wants because the only answer he's ever given me is well just put me into a wood chipper i go that's a crime that you can't that you can't do that to a body that i go to jail i'm not going to go to jail for you he's like no no i want he was like i want like fireworks or confetti cannons and just wood chipper me into a lake i'm like super big Why can't you just put his ashes in a lake? Why the wood chipper? He doesn't want to burn. He doesn't want to burn and he doesn't want to be buried. But he wants to be chopped up. I don't get it either, Shannon.

By the way, the two ways that we dispose of bodies, to me, are horrible. I hate it. Who would want to be buried alive or burned alive? You're not alive. You're not alive. I understand that. You're dead. But can't they come up with a better way of doing this?

Do you want to be eaten by worms or do you want to be burned?

You're not going to be eaten by worms, by the way. Most times now they put you in like a metal box. I'm sorry.

I just saw a video of the Notre Dame Cathedral and all of the bodies they found under that building. And they were in iron boxes. and eaten bubbles. Really? So there were worms got in there? Well, I don't want to be buried. I think that that's super strange. Burn, baby, burn.

Okay, so is the topic here the craziest thing in your will or what would be the funniest thing in your will?

Just like random things that happen when somebody dot, like the will stuff, yeah.

Yeah, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Text 95500. I think that when Chelsea and I did our, which by the way, we got to redo it Cause we did our will so long ago. And when we did our, did our will, we're sitting there the entire time and, and we're, we're both having to make decisions like who takes care of the kids and stuff. And we're trying to like figure out who's the responsible person that, you know, that's in the family. But then we're also deciding like who gets what. And we just recently decided we have spent so much money differently on each of our kids. And I, the older kids get more money spent on them because of they've been around longer. so I said to Chelsea I go if we die Luke should get majority of the money because he's had less time with us

and he also doesn't have a job or anything yet where he could be making his own money

and then we started having a conversation about Jacob's cost us the most money because the kid just keeps going to school and he's being a doctor and all this stuff and so I'm like sitting there going alright he's pretty but then could you imagine them sitting there what's the movie where they read the will and everybody was fighting

I want that so bad

that was a great movie and everybody's wondering who killed...

Oh, Glass Onion?

No, it was like Knives Out. Knives Out.

The first one, yeah.

And I want it to be read by some old dude with a deep voice and I want him to read it and go, your parents have left you nothing.

That's a dream of mine too. Now, this isn't in my father's role.

So you have a will where you leave nothing or what? No, no, no.

To be in someone's will. Yeah, be in someone's will and have it read in that way. Really? It would be incredible. Rich. By the way, if you got a meeting for your will, rich. She's getting some money.

Hold on. Jeannie. Jeannie. Jeannie, you okay? You take care of that thing. I have that, too.

Yeah. Good morning, Mojo. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Hi, Jeannie.

So, I have to tell you, my husband would like to, I want to be cremated. He would like to stuff me, put me in a corner, and put my arms out, and use me as a coat rack.

Oh, my God.

Can I tell you something? West Festy wants to be bronzed. same thing as in like a statue in a pose so that people can like take picture I don't know but it's the same thing why have you thought about that

it's not legal

that's just crazy

the whole idea of taxidermy is kind of

wild so weird like people do it for their like cats and dogs that is strange by the way it's just the skin it's just the skin

that is so weird

Carrie what does your dad want to do when he dies

yeah first time long time so my my dad is very serious about this so I think it's actually a thing he must have he must know this is a thing because he's dead serious he wants to be freeze dried and shot into space

shot into space

now I'm about to google that to see if that's actually a thing I have to do it

that's awesome shoot him off

And money.

Courtney. What's going on, Courtney?

Hi. My husband jokes with me that he wants to be buried with a tree so then he would be part of a tree and we could always go visit him. He's weird.

No, that's not weird.

Tree pods are a thing.

Yeah. I think it's weird.

I think that's actually kind of cool. That's really cool.

I think it's cool until that area gets torn down for a new subdivision and then your brother just turns into, you know. Wood. Well, he just heard you, and he's very happy that he's right and I'm wrong. Hello.

Rachel, what's up?

Hi. I was calling about my brother, how he wants to be disposed of when he dies.

Yeah, how's that?

He wants to be froze and dropped by a plane over Antarctica so people in thousands of years will find him, and then they can unfreeze him and bring him back.

it's kind of interesting like a mammoth the good old wolf yeah yeah it's like ice age the human

version josh what's up hi hey how are y'all guys hey josh what do you want to do well when i die i want my body donated to science or medical in some way except i want my skeleton to be preserved and and put in like a glass case and maybe maybe with some of my guitars or something like that like i'm holding a guitar i'm flipping somebody the bird or something you know okay you're gonna

They end up in a human bodies exhibit, which I've been to, and those are real weird.

That's not a bad idea, though, for the family to keep the skeleton and hold on to it. Yeah, like in science class.

What are you going to donate if you have to remove everything for the skeleton?

I don't know.

Plus, by the way, look into what happens to your body when you donate it to science most of the time.

Oh.

It's a lot of murder research.

Okay.

A lot of murder research.

Lindsay, what do you want to do?

So when I die, I actually want, I don't want to be buried or burned. I want a Viking funeral. A what?

A Viking. What kind of funeral? A Viking. What's a Viking funeral?

Put you on a boat and set it on fire.

Oh, really?

Put you on a boat, shoot arrows at it, light you on fire, and let you go. Oh, my God.

Wow. Can we do that on Cast Lake?

That's the worst thing I heard.

I heard.

Can we do that on Cast Lake?

That Facebook group chat will be going off.

It's actually legal in the state of Maine.

Interesting. Why is it legal in Maine? I love how people check this stuff out.

You're in a whole idea.

Wow. Hey, Samantha, you work for a funeral home. Do you guys get crazy requests for things?

So I used to be a pre-planner at a funeral home. So I would help people plan their funeral before they died. But, yeah, there was an option to get flown out to space. Or you can go down to the coral reef. I think it's somewhere off the coast of Florida.

Interesting.

Those are options that you can do with your ashes.

I kind of like that. I like the idea of being somewhere warm.

Are those the craziest things that you've been asked to complete? Or are there crazier things people wanted to do?

I think actually the craziest one was this guy who wanted to spend a lot of money to go to the island of Macknaw Island. There's a cemetery on Macknaw Island where it's like, you can only get buried there if you lived there.

Can you imagine, though, being a NASA astronaut and working your whole life to be an astronaut and just knowing that in the back storage, there's like 30 bodies.

By the way, have you ever noticed that the people that work at funeral homes, to me, always seem like they're kind of like, you ever go to a funeral, like a wake or something like that, and you walk in, and they all look like they're deaf.

Yeah, they look decomposing.

Really? Not your hands cold. They look kind of like, they got like a little stiff. I don't know.

What are they, embalming themselves? I don't know. Same drop to funeral people?

No offense to funeral people, but they are.

That's a banger. Living in Baltimore. A banger funeral home. For a Swanson, Cole, there's some bangers in Detroit. My hair might get buried there.

My favorite stories are the news stories that come out, and you know, we haven't seen one of these in a long time, but some of them are happening, where the person's funeral home, they find out that they did an investigative report, and the people never got buried or whatever.

Or they gave you the ashes for the wrong body, or there's still a body there. That happens all the time. Are you serious?

That's happened. Not uncommon. Back in the days, like the defenders and, you know, problem solvers and stuff like that, when the TV news stations used to do that thing. Oh, my God.

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