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Too Young To Be Doing Something This Boomer
Mojo In The Morning

Too Young To Be Doing Something This Boomer

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May 10, 2023 | 00:09:46 | Leisure

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00:01:49 - 00:02:04 | Speaker 5:

All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So Mike is 30 years old, something like that. Yeah, in my 30s. In your 30s, and yet he lives the life of, like, a 60-something-year-old man, don't you?

00:02:04 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 6:

Well, I feel like everybody's got a thing that they do that they're like, I am way too young to be doing this. And for me, it is, and I don't know why I do it, and I hope more than just myself does it, but every time I grab my phone or go to use my phone, somehow I turn on my flashlight, and it stays on for, like, an extended period of time, and I'm still using my phone. do using my phone taking pictures or doing whatever with it and it's just on and it always happens where somebody goes hey do you know that your light is on like you know your flashlight is on right i do it all the time oh it's so embarrassing because you look i mean you look 80 when you do it like you look like you're you've never used a phone before and this is your first time and i feel like everybody's got that thing that they do you know what's funny mike is that

00:02:48 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 5:

it never happened to me until i think i turned over the age of 45 like when i got over 45 i think that light for some reason automatically would go on with my big fat cheek or something well i think

00:03:00 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 6:

it's when they started putting the flashlight thing in the where you don't even have to sign into your phone to turn on the flashlight yeah you don't have to log in or do anything you can just hit it and then all of a sudden it's on and you don't realize it's on until you're shining it

00:03:12 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 5:

in somebody's face and then it's right there um that's actually a really good one uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 That was the telephone number My kids would say that the one thing That I do that makes me look Even older than I already am Is my sons would talk about the socks That I wear So I wear I think kind of cool socks No these are good ones These ones are good These ones are Stance socks

00:03:41 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 1:

They're like black tube socks They're black

00:03:46 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 5:

Yeah they're nice socks The problem, though, is the length of my socks grows a little bit sometimes. Oh, no. And my sons say that unless that I am Isaiah Thomas from the Bad Boy Pistons or a 90-year-old guy, I need to have socks that don't look like that.

00:04:05 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:04:06 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

How high are we talking? Like kneecaps? Well, there's a couple of times where they got a little bit high.

00:04:10 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 1:

Even mid-calf is mm-hmm.

00:04:13 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 5:

And Joe said, and I said to Joe, I go, wait a second. I've seen you do it before, but he says, Dad, but I'm also younger. I can pull it off. I've got young legs. Yeah. You know? There's occasionally where, you know, I've got this one leg that I have here, this right leg. I got a vein that kind of sticks out a little bit, like an old person vein, and it's not a nice vein. Varicose. Yeah, varicose veins. Varicose veins. Jen, what's going on? Jen, first off, how old are you?

00:04:40 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 1:

I'm 31.

00:04:41 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 5:

And Jen, what is the old person thing that you do?

00:04:45 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 1:

I take screenshots when I'm trying to open up my phone.

00:04:50 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

Do you look sometimes at your pictures and go, what the hell was that?

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 1:

So, unfortunately, I'll try to show someone a picture of something.

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 3:

they'll be looking over my shoulder and there's like 10 screenshots of my alarm going off. There's screenshots of notifications. That's a great one. People are like, what are you doing? And there's like six in a row. It's terrible. Yeah.

00:05:11 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

That is kind of an old person thing to do. But it's sweet that you said it to us. Daisy, how old are you? 33. And what is the old person thing that you do? Oh, wait, real quick. Are you saying goodbye to somebody right now? Where are you at right now? It sounded like you were saying goodbye to somebody.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I was dropping my kids off at school.

00:05:32 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you can tell them that you love them and have a good day and all that stuff. Go ahead.

00:05:36 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 4:

I love you. Have a good day.

00:05:38 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

I feel bad. Here we are talking to you, and the kids are like, Mom doesn't love us. She didn't say she loves us, and have a good day. What is the thing that you do as a 33-year-old?

00:05:47 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 4:

I wear a lot of sweaters because it's been so cold still, and my boyfriend calls me a grandma because of my sweaters. But I just like to be warm. I'm little, so I need more clothes.

00:05:58 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 2:

I like that. You don't wear it in a bed, though, do you?

00:06:02 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 4:

Well, I go to bed with them on layers.

00:06:07 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 2:

Oh, no. And are they like old lady patterns, too?

00:06:13 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 4:

No, not all of them. They're plain colors. They look really knitted like grandma.

00:06:19 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Jasmine, how old are you?

00:06:23 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 5:

So I'm 35, and I wasn't going to call, but you talked about your socks. So I have three kids, five and under, and it's taken a toll on my body where I have this varicose vein, which I got surgery for. So I had to wear very tight compression socks for my last two pregnancies to the point where I was in Starbucks. And I was talking to my friends, like, how do people that, like, aren't very muscular get these things on? Like, they're really tight in it. And you have this big pregnant belly, and it's hard to put them on. Oh, yeah. There was this, like, 70-year-old woman sitting at a Starbucks, and she's like, hon. And I was like, yeah. She's like, if you go to this website, you can get them cheaper. And let me tell you about this thing you can use. And if you sit and put your leg up on your other knee and use this device, it helps them go on a lot easier. I had a 10-minute conversation with this 70-year-old woman about compression stockings. And my friends were just looking at me like, what do we do?

00:07:26 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 2:

That is so funny. All right. Well, thank you for calling.

00:07:29 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 5:

That's my story.

00:07:30 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

I love it. That's awesome. Jen?

00:07:34 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 6:

Yes. Not me, but my husband, who is three years younger than me. I'm 38. He's 35. And he thinks technology is ruining the world. Like, he won't even, he has a phone, but he won't, like, make mobile deposits. He hates anything that's, like, new or innovative, like the air fryer. I swear to God, he's so old. The air fryer.

00:07:57 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 2:

So old. That was his thing. That was his stance.

00:08:00 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 6:

I'm so serious. He's, like, it's making people lazy. I'm like, oh, my gosh. It's terrible.

00:08:06 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 2:

You know what I did? I refused, by the way, I refused to make my text bigger on my font text. Oh, good. Yeah. Like, I refused to do it, even if I can't read it. And it's gotten to a point now Where if I can't see it I actually have to screenshot what it is And then blow it out I just don't want people looking over me To kind of see it You know to see what I'm doing

00:08:29 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 1:

Do you guys do this And I don't need to do this But I swear I turned a certain age And it just like came involuntarily When I'm at a restaurant And I have the menu And I hold it out

00:08:39 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 7:

Oh yeah

00:08:39 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 1:

Like I think I saw my parents do that I can see perfectly fine But I do it all Can you though? Yes Are you in denial? Do you know I really can see perfectly fine? Trust me, I get an eye exam every year.

00:08:50 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 2:

You say readers?

00:08:51 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, like what?

00:08:53 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 2:

Shannon, the other thing too is I have to turn my light on on my camera to look at it. You do not. Sometimes. But some of these restaurants are way too dark. I just have to say that. But then a guy came up to me, similar situation to the lady with the socks. A guy came up to me and told me about the app called Glasses. Have you ever seen that app at all?

00:09:12 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 7:

No.

00:09:13 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 2:

There's an app called Glasses. All right? Put it up like this The light turns on And so You put it up next to the thing Like this

00:09:22 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 1:

Let me see

00:09:22 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

And look at this Whoa

00:09:23 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Oh my god

00:09:25 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 2:

It's like readers It like puts the readers on here

00:09:28 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

It makes the text really big And like crisp and bright

00:09:30 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

And I have that text But the problem is I will never pull that thing out If I'm in front of you guys Except for now that I just said it That's all my dad Yeah Carrie what is the old person thing That you do?

00:09:43 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 3:

Which one? I knit everywhere I go. I wear an eyeglasses chain. And when I drop my kids off to school, I'm cold, so I possibly wear a robe over my jacket and my clothes. How old are you?

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 6:

I'll be 39 next week.

00:10:01 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh. Hi. Hi. Is that grandma in the car with you right now? Am I grandma or mommy?

00:10:13 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 6:

Talk louder. Mommy.

00:10:15 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 4:

There you go. I love it. That's so cute, though. I like that. You know what's funny with the eyeglasses chain thing? There are some times where old guys can have it. Like, Kevin Costner could have that and look cool.

00:10:27 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 5:

I need to get some for Scott Mink. Because if that man buys one more pair of readers Because he doesn't know where he placed them I'm going to scream

00:10:33 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 4:

I can't believe it By the way, I went into Costco And you know that they have a box of readers It's like 36 readers I'm like, who are they buying the readers for? And then I realized People who wear readers Forget them everywhere They need a box of 36 of those things

00:10:47 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 5:

Because they don't need them all the time So he'll set them down And then just They disappear forever

00:10:51 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's I guess that's the thing that happens there What's up, Brittany? How you doing?

00:10:57 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 6:

Hey, good morning

00:10:59 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 4:

How you doing, Brittany? How old are you?

00:11:00 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 6:

I'm good. I'm 34, but my husband is 50.

00:11:06 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 4:

Okay.

00:11:06 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 6:

And so the old person thing he does, he's a really young soul, okay? But the old person thing he does is he realized he could put a weather app on his phone to see, like he could do an actual app. He has five weather apps now. But when there's a storm coming, it's like bing, bang, zing. I'm just like, I'm like, I'm like, what's going on? He's like, oh, there's a, there's something blowing in.

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