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Mojo in the morning show. So, Megan, how did your event go last night?

Oh, my God. It was so awesome. I had never been to something like this before, and I didn't realize that this is actually like a nationwide thing, but it was the Toledo division. It was the Addy Awards, so it's like an advertisement award show for people who make ads? Mojo, did you do it here?

Is that what we went to? I hosted it with Will Arnett. Yeah, here. Remember that one?

Oh, okay. I'm connecting the dots. Things are starting to make sense here. So this last night was hosted by Charlie Mack from 1073. He's amazing, and I love him, and he made me cry at the show last night, and he deserves everything in the world. That's all I'm going to say is he's the nicest man I've ever met in my entire life, and he deserves everything. So last night I had decided, which by the way, I'd like to call out every single one of our listeners for never having my back on anything. Why? Because I asked, what the hell does business casual mean? Because currently I'm in sweatpants because I work in radio. And y'all said, heels with a jeans and a blazer will be fine. Wrong. Oh, I did not say that. Roll the tapes back. I said, I said, no, remember I said, because you're presenting, I don't think that's fancy enough. Did you?

Yes, I did. I disagreed with her. I said because you're in

radio and being in radio doesn't make a difference. Nobody expects us to ever look nice. Well, I

was going to wear that, right? And to fit into my cute jeans, I have to wear like 17 layers of body suckers. Was that you or the drop? That was me. I used that noise a lot in my life day-to-day basis. I should use it more on the show. So I had like a lot of layers on and last second I said uh I think I should wear something else and I decided to throw on this like floor length loose kind of pretty dress whatever comfortable but it was a little bit more elegant I'm not elegant that's not the right word just nicer um so this award show was going on for a little bit longer than I was anticipating I'll just say that and I got there pretty early so I had been sitting in this corset for much longer than I wanted to so about five minutes before I was supposed to go on stage I couldn't take it anymore I couldn't breathe it was digging into my hips I was so over it so I ran to the bathroom

And I tried to get into that big stall. Couldn't. Couldn't because it was occupied. There were 17 stalls in this bathroom. Only one was occupied. It was a big stall. So I had to get into one of those tiny stalls. Itty bitty. They're childlike at this point. And strip down and take off literally all of my clothes while the award show was going on. So if you were at the Addies last night, I was naked in the bathroom at one point. I was taking it all off. Then I realized the award show was going on. If I walk out, everybody's going to see me walk in with my corset in my hand. I had to fold it up. I broke it. Fold it up and put it into my tiny, tiny little purse. Redress myself and run out literally 30 seconds before I hit the stage to present. Oh, I love it.

Wait, why exactly were you taking it off and doing that?

It hurt. I couldn't do it anymore. I thought that I was a woman and I could really handle life. And then I put on heels and a corset last night. I said, you know, this is why I work on radio.

Okay, but you're not wrong. If you're putting on an outfit and you're uncomfortable, it is the worst thing on earth. Like, I had a pair of a belt on the other day, and I came in to, like, do a show, took off my belt, took off my shoes. I had a pair of jeans on. I'm like, why did I wear jeans? Like, having an outfit that does not fit correctly or, like, is too tight or you're just uncomfortable, it's literally the worst.

And it's all you can think about. You can't even focus on anything else because it's bothering you so much.

But it's funny, though, taking it completely off like this at an event that was that nice of an event. I'm shocked that you would do it because I have been there before where I've talked about wearing manks, the man spanks. It takes a while to get them off. And honestly, taking them off in a public place, people think that you're inside of that thing doing weird stuff if you're in the stall doing that.

I was glistening not because I had enough good highlighter on. I was glistening because it was the sweat for me trying to get out of the thing frantically in the bathroom. And then the other part was I'm wearing shoes and you're in a public bathroom, so you can't take your shoes off, right? Because you can't go barefoot on a public bathroom. So it's me in heels stripping down, trying to get out of Spanx while not falling into the toilet. And there was no hook for my purse on the back of the door. So I'm holding on to my purse and my clothes. it was the biggest mess in the whole world.

Nobody came in during the entire time that you were doing this?

No, and it was for, like, I was in a loose dress. What was I thinking? You couldn't see.

So, has anybody ever done this, like, in a public restroom where you tried to take off whatever the uncomfortable item was only to get more embarrassed by doing it in the bathroom or maybe not even so much? Have you ever tried to take your Spanx off

in a car have you ever done that oh man that's got to take some gymnastics getting dressed in a car alone is tough yeah i've had some incidents like i've gotten off a plane and had to go host a formal event like a charity event or something so i go right to the event i'm changing in the parking lot and to try and put on nice clothes while hunched over in a driver's seat is just ridiculous you know and first of all you're you're parked all the way in the back of the parking lot which looks real creepy because you don't want anyone to see you changing but then you're trying to, like, not get your clothes all wrinkled and crooked and everything. There's just no way to do it.

Yeah. Have you ever, Megan or KP, had to throw away your underwear somewhere in public? Abandon ship. Abandon ship for various reasons. Oh. And then, like, you have no underwear.

I left a pair of panties in my car on accident. Like, I had a suitcase and they must have fallen out and I had a bunch of camping stuff in my car and my friends were helping me unload my car. So they saw my underwear, but that's a whole different story.

Katie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Hi. So it's not an actual personal story of mine, but so my cousin, well, they won't listen to this, but my cousin Jenny had just had twins, and my cousin Carrie, her sister, had just gotten married. She was the maid of honor And actually could not get out of her Peed herself At the wedding

Oh no It takes a teen to get the bride dressed And undressed for the bathroom don't they

Literally And that's what we ended up having to do Was pull her out of them But it was gone It was too late She was a mess

Noelle what's up It's Mojo in the morning

yes so i sing and i had to work and then i had to do a show after work so i decided i was going to get dressed at the show went to the bathroom put on my dress and everything had a zipper on the back of the dress and no one was around for me to get my dress zipped and i had to peek out of the bathroom waiting for a random stranger to walk past just to zip my dress some random guy

I was walking past, and I'm like, hey, come here. That is the worst, by the way, when you realize you either can't get it zipped up or zipped down. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Have you ever slept in your clothes because you couldn't unzip it?

That's not good, Megan. If you have to sleep in them because you can't unzip it, that's going to choke you in your sleep.

I've done that. I've slept in my Spanx before, and straight up, I was a little drunk. I just cut myself out of an outfit because I was struggling, and it was getting stuck around with my shoulders.

At that point, you kind of justify it basically by saying you've worn it a few more times, right?

I don't buy expensive nice clothes. It was like a $7 dress. It's just getting cut off.

Julie, what's up? Hi, 844-MOJO-LIVE.

Yeah, I was going to a baby shower, and I wanted to be looking my very, very best. I had on this great romper dress, and I did wear Spanx underneath it, and I had to pee really, really bad. I did not want to go to the effort of undoing the whole romper and getting redressed, so I figured I would just pooch the leg up and pull it over to pee. and I didn't get it up far enough and I peed all over the leg of my ramp. And I still had to be at the baby shower so that I got my leg up on the sink and I'm trying to rinse out what I can. So I come back out to the baby shower. It looks like I pissed myself because I literally did. And then I'm covered in water and I'm going up to all of my girlfriends asking if they can smell my

Oh, nice. That's what I always blame it on. That's what I always blame it on.

I sat there wet the whole time.

She's going to tell you more, Mike. It's horrible. Yeah. That's what Mike, what? That's what I always blame it on, the splash from the sink. Like, oh, the splash from the sink got on me. Oops, sorry. Yeah, but the sink's going to give you away.

Oh, no, Mike, I was soaked.

I was soaked.

Why does it always happen to me when I'm wearing a pair of khakis, though? That's when it always happens to me. It never happens when I'm in a pair of jeans.

Or does it always happen to you and you only see it?

Thanks. You're probably right. And this was like a navy blue satin thing. So the satin, you could see. And then as it was drying, I had like this dry line going down. I mean, you could see everything. It was horrible.

Do you have voice disguiser set up in the studio for Ann? Ann, how are you doing?

Hi, Ann. Hi, guys.

How are you?

Hi. Good. Your voice is, guys, it must be embarrassing. We're talking about how Megan had to take her Spanx off at a big event last night.

I don't know about embarrassing, but there might be people who know who I am.

Oh, okay. All right.

So, picture it, Sicily, 19. I love you.

It's a Golden Girls reference.

I am on, we'll call it a blind date, and I'm using the gentleman's restroom. And obviously I don't have my purse, no packets, no nothing. and I'm wearing a really uncomfortable thong and I got to ditch the, you know, ditch it. So I proceeded to tear it off of me and flush it in the toilet. I didn't know what to do with it, but I was much more comfortable the rest of the night.

You flushed it down the toilet?

It was just a thong. I mean, I don't know if my child has flushed worse. I was just a thong, you know, no big deal.

And you were in the men's restroom, so you couldn't even use like the tampon little can.

I was in the gentleman's room. Right, right. If I was in his actual restroom at his home. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. At his house. The poor guy. I bet you that guy guaranteed has had his toilet overflow since then.

I would have. You should have just wrapped it in, like, a whole bunch of toilet paper and put it in the garbage.

Thanks for the call. The garbage was empty. Oh, my God.

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