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Trying to Swing
Mojo In The Morning

Trying to Swing

from Mojo In The Morning

February 28, 2025 | 00:10:54 | Leisure

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participating stores see after full terms how do you know that somebody is trying to get you to swing with them like i always hear these stories all the time about people who i know that are like friends of mine that are swingers like couples that are swingers and people will say this to me hey do you know so-and-so's they're swingers i'm like like i'm friends with so-and-so's i don't think they're swingers i don't think they've ever asked me to swing Or maybe they're swingers and I'm not their type. Well, I asked this question only because I was out with my son the other day. Joe and I were out. And we were out. We met this guy. His name was Terry. And he seemed like kind of a nice guy. And I actually kind of enjoyed being around Terry for a little bit. Like, we all got along really well. And then all of a sudden, he brought up the hotel in Mexico. And once he brought up this place in Mexico, it got really weird. Weird to a point that when we went to the bathroom, Joe was there, and Joe said to me, he goes, Dad, I think that guy wants you and Mom to swing with him. And can I tell you the whole story? Yes, you do. And you guys tell me if you think that this is swinging. And I would love to know, by the way, if somebody has ever had somebody try to get them to swing and didn't come right out and say, will you swing? Like, what were some of the indications that they wanted to swing? so we're hanging out with each other and it got to a point where he asked me if i've ever been it wasn't mexico i actually was puerto rico he goes have you ever been to puerto rico and i said no i've never been to puerto rico nor have i ever really had a reason that i wanted to go to puerto rico and he says oh my god if you guys ever go to puerto rico you and your wife you guys got to go to and he named the place and it had a name that kind of i should have been tipped off with it had like a swingers type name like the odyssey oasis or something like that and he said it was crazy from the moment you checked in to the moment you checked out it was the wildest sexual hotel i've ever been to and i go i don't know about you but i'm kind of interested um he said that when you checked in at the reception desk they gave you a choice of sex toys that you could have no like brand new sex toys yeah it was part of the check-in process he said that by the way a travel agent checked him to this hotel but never told him it was this kind of a place what's he was celebrating his uh his wedding anniversary his like 10 year wedding anniversary um he said that when he checked in at the front desk they gave him a catalog of sex toys that they had available and they said hey would you guys like any of these and he said there were guys and girls sex toys that were there wait so as an upcharger included no as part of the package he got this package i don't like it then he said this is the wildest part he said when you checked into the room he was staying in the all glass room where it was all glass in the fact that you know the how rooms have like your bathroom with your shower tub and

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

all the rest of it is inside there it had no uh walls it was all glass

00:05:00 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 6:

walls no so if you were taking a shower you could see the uh the people you know like you could see your wife if say chelsea was taking uh a shower and i was on the bed just watching tv i could watch her shower inside the room is that not hot or what no it's not it's different i mean if you're there with your significant other you don't think that would be kind of fun or no you don't you

00:05:20 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

wouldn't want that i there are some situations i want privacy in and being drunk on vacation in the shower is one of them because you're not like and they're like let me lather up for you and put

00:05:29 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 2:

on a show you're usually like oh we have to get to dinner i can't puke right now i gotta keep this together at seven pina colada like it's not cute they should at least give the option where the

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glass frost or something like that you know and then this is the wildest part he said the maid came and when the maid came she walked into the room and you know how when sometimes that happens you'll go oh i'm sorry i'm still here and they'll leave she said no don't worry about it and cleaned while they were in what is this place someplace in puerto rico you have to call us up if you know it otherwise i gotta find this guy terry he didn't give me his number afterwards because i think he realized i gave him the cold shoulder afterwards okay he he is playing dumb here he knew

00:06:06 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 1:

exactly what he signed up for and what kind of room and package he booked really yes so joe so

00:06:12 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 6:

my son's with me and you know how joe is my he's my oldest son obviously he's joe from the joe show he's he's in radio at first he thought this was all cool and then when he said hey you and your wife should actually think about going there and if you guys ever do you should let me know and we'll come down joe said that that was a pure indication that this guy wanted to swing with

00:06:33 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 1:

yes i agree with joe really yes i didn't think i was his type i don't know and he doesn't know

00:06:39 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 6:

what chelsea looks like because i had just met him so i wasn't like and i don't know what his wife looks like you know he's a decent looking guy but i wouldn't say he was you know the type of person that i would think that even chelsea would be interested in but i he was it was just really weird and i and i don't i don't necessarily know sometimes when people are trying to get you to swing or not you know or be with them like do they come out and just tell you they're swingers right off the bat or do they tell you like my son joe said a story like this to see how interested you are in it stacy what's up it's mojo in the morning do you think this guy was trying to get Want me to swing with him? Hi.

00:07:12 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 5:

Oh, 100%. 100%. Because I've been there. Okay, so I am 40-plus. I look decent. I'm not bad looking. I worked at a bar, and I was running a beer bucket for my boss's band, and this regular that came in all the time, I was very familiar with him. He's over talking to me. I can't hear a word he's saying, but whatever. All of a sudden, he leans in real close, and he looks, and he goes, man, couldn't my wife and I have fun with you.

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Oh, wow.

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Dude, my heart, I could hear my heart in my ears. I was like, no. He's like, what do you mean? He goes, we could take you home. He's like, we'd take you on vacations. I'm like, no.

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No, no, no.

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It's just no.

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It's awful that he's a regular, too, so now you have to see him all of the time.

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Yeah, yeah, it was great. And I told my boss, I was like, I don't want to be by him anymore.

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Yeah.

00:08:03 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 5:

What happened? I'm like, everything's okay. I just don't, I don't, if you see him talking to me, please interview. dude jumped off the stage and came down interesting jumped off the stage and came down

00:08:15 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 6:

to save you protect you i the weirdest part is like why is it that the people that want to swing look like the guy that you're talking about or this they never look like shannon and wes like

00:08:29 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

why i don't know if i should be flattered or no like it's not how to feel about that comment

00:08:35 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 6:

thank you i mean seriously no you know no offense i don't know if that's offensive to you no or offensive well it's the thought of me wanting to swing no but i know you don't so it's safe it feels safe but what i'm saying is they never look like a good looking couple they look like you know honestly madge and mike you know what i mean what's up katie how you doing good how are you Good, Katie. Have you ever had somebody that wanted to swing with you?

00:09:05 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 4:

So I'm not sure, but my husband and I went on our first cruise a couple years ago. And my husband, on the very first day when we were boarding, he wore this, like, pineapple button-up. And we had no idea what it meant. Oh, no. Oh, no.

00:09:17 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 2:

Oh, no. Oh, no.

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So did everybody come up and start talking? Yeah.

00:09:22 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 4:

And I posted pictures on Facebook that we, like, made it on the ship and everything. And all of our family and friends started going crazy, telling us what the pineapples meant. And so for the rest of the cruise, we, like, walked around and tried not to make eye contact. Every time we had interactions with people, we would, like, walk away and be like, oh, my gosh, do you think they saw us the first night? Like, would it be overly friendly?

00:09:42 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 6:

If everybody wanted to sit at your table during the entire cruise, then you know that you were popular. What's up, Pam? Hi.

00:09:48 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Hi, I was with a group and I went to the bathroom, came out and the seating arrangement was.

00:10:00 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 2:

changed to where it was my boyfriend, the wife, the husband, and then a spot for me. I knew then I just grabbed my coat and left.

00:10:13 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 8:

So when they get seat you down at a table and you're not sitting next to your spouse, you know, something's going on.

00:10:19 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Well, we were sitting watching television alone at his house. And the second the seating arrangement was changed, I knew.

00:10:30 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 8:

You know what's weird, though? When we go out with our friends, Jessica and Will, the girls like to sit next to each other and the guys like to sit next to each other. Is that weird? Like, is that?

00:10:38 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 4:

No, I always do that when I'm double dating. Yeah.

00:10:42 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 8:

But you don't want to do boy, girl, boy, girl, because that's the weird one, then. I don't know.

00:10:46 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 4:

I just naturally, like, always talk to my friend, my girlfriend.

00:10:50 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, exactly. Kaylee, what's up?

00:10:51 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 5:

hi first time long time so i used to work at a bar and this guy would come in and he was always telling me about his swinging experiences and then he started showing me photos of him and his wife and they would go on these nudist vacations and they hired a photographer to take pictures of them having like so he would show me this he would come in and show me all of these pictures like as his advertisement to try and lure me in to swing with them and i was like oh okay

00:11:28 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 8:

and let me guess they don't look like shannon and wes

00:11:32 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 5:

no definitely not i mean she was a lawyer too like she was in a good profession and i was shocked

00:11:40 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 8:

isn't it wild the wildest part is you know if you ever needed a lawyer it'd be nice but wouldn't it be kind of weird that your lawyer is a swinger bailey what's up it's mojo in the morning

00:11:52 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 4:

hi hey how are you good what's going on bailey good so i work at a children's facility and i had a older dad come up to my desk and look at me and go hey do you want to join my key parties

00:12:06 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 8:

with me and my family oh key parties is that what it's called yeah i was like do you swing

00:12:13 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 4:

I was like absolutely not

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how weird would it be to swing with your the you know person that watches your kids

00:12:22 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 4:

was it mom that picked up the child from then on out no

00:12:27 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 8:

let me ask you a question does the kid look like the kids kind of like got like I don't know three arms or something like that like is the kid kind of weird

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yes

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again this is what happens thank you for the call i appreciate you bailey take care of yourself

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