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your uh sexy time you ever uh have like a you know you're kind of having fun and you have something that all of a sudden randomly just like interrupts it so chelsea uh is you know going away for like a few days. She's going to be going on a girl's trip with her cousins. And I'm going to be all alone. And she felt the need to kind of cuddle around with me a little bit in the middle of the day, which is very nice to be able to get that. Like it's kind of nice to get it like at night, but it's also nice to know that your spouse actually is affectionate with you or still wants to be affectionate with you in the middle of the day, which is wonderful. thinking that your son is not home, only to hear while you're trying to, you know, follow through with a little sexy time. Mom, Dad, the UPS guy is here and needs you to sign for something.

Oh, my God, did you freak out?

The freaking UPS guy, for some reason, dropped, there was a box. I had some medication that was coming, and I did a medication order, and I guess they won't deliver it unless you sign for it because they got some kind of a deal. I'm like, tell him. Tell him to take it back. I don't need it. I don't care. You're like, I'm trying to drop off my own package. Right, exactly. I'm trying to sign for another. I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, why can't the UPS guy just know that we'll take it? We'll be fine. Just leave it there like Amazon does. They just drop it right off at the box. But who would have thought of all things that the UPS guy would be the cock blocker for me? You know what I mean? Like, what is that all about? What can Brown do for you? Right, nothing. In that particular moment.

But honestly, thank God for the UPS guy, or else you guys would have followed through and Luke would have heard the whole thing.

No, I don't think Luke would. I think Luke's deaf to that. Like, I think Luke literally, because I'm screaming out the door going, I'll be right there, huh? I'll be right there, huh? And I don't know if you know this, I'm not very loud. Huh? Huh? Huh? What was it that stopped your sexy time? What was the thing that stopped you from being able to have fun? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The last thing, honestly, that I can remember that had stopped the sexy time was Chelsea's mom texting during it. Have you ever had that where you get, like, text messages nonstop and then you start thinking to yourself, I got to read these things because you see over in the corner on the phone, it just shows, like, who's sending it to you. And then I realized Chelsea's mom is one of those texters that won't text the long paragraphs. She texts like quick sentences. Hey, Chels. How are you? Just hanging with your dad. But you see like 10 of them in a row and you're going, oh, crap, something happened. Somebody's in the hospital or something like that. Oh, my gosh. Do you get your sexy time ever interrupted, Shannon? I know with having little ones and stuff. And now you've got two more added to the family.

Quite frequently, actually, by the kids because we will seize the opportunity. Like the other day, my friend Lindsay randomly pulled up in front of my house and she was like, Lucy Smith, do you guys want to come get ice cream with us? So as soon as those kids closed the door.

and I were like, upstairs right now, go! And we didn't know how much time we had. But you know what it has been lately is, you guys know my house, and so my house has so many windows, and I'm so bad, even when I'm upstairs, about pulling down the shades, especially if we're baking cookies in the middle of the day and it's light outside. And if you're rounding the corner, you can see kind of right into my bedroom, especially if you're on top of my bed. And so the other day, we were doing our thing, and all of a sudden Wes drops to the floor and it's because he was like somebody just walked by and they'll walk and they'll stare at my porch and then they look off and you can see us he literally dropped to the floor like it was stop, drop and roll

nobody's thinking in the middle of the day you're doing that, they just think that oh look, there's Shannon's fiance up there in the window hey, how you doing Wes is there um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number uh text is 95500 uh texter here 810 says mojo the ups driver interrupted yours the united postal service interrupted ours that's it too when the post office person comes right up to the door because we have our mail delivered you know at the end of our driveway. When they drive up, I always feel like I'm in trouble. Like, I'm always like, why are they coming up here right now? Usually they just, you know, throw the stuff out the window into the box. What's going on? Trucker Bob is on with us right now. Trucker Bob.

Yeah, yes, sir, I'm right here. Me and the old lady were getting jiggy one night, you know, baking cookies, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Yes. Next thing I know, a cow bust out the gate, and I had to run out of my underwear and chase him.

Really? Where were you guys? Does she travel with you on the road?

No, no, she don't travel with me. She's got to watch all the animals at the house and all. Really? In case they bust out again.

So do you guys live on a farm and then you are a trucker by trade? That's what you do to keep things going?

It's like a hobby farm.

Really? Okay. A hobby farm. What a farm.

Um, so we got a couple of goats and a cow and.

Okay. I, you know, what's funny is that, uh, uh, Chelsea's, uh, uh, dad lives on a farm and is a trucker too. And so I always thought to myself, that is the most unbelievable two combinations of things. His, uh, wife takes care of the farm all throughout the week and he rides truck and I'm like, that's what I would do. I would go get a job where I didn't have to take care of him. And just be on the road the entire time. This is another one here. My son walked in on us while we were in the midst of having afternoon sex. It was the worst feeling in the world to have him sit there and stare at me. No, you know what the worst feeling in the world is? Go back and listen to the podcast earlier this morning of Mike's wife walking in on him wiping. I'm not having sex for a long time anyway. Another couple of texters here that said that their animals have been C-blockers for them. 248 says, our dogs C-block us all the time. Either they jump on the bed and start crying, or my dog stuck his cold nose right at my butt. Do you power through at that point? You just keep going, or do you have to stop? You know what? I think you've got to honestly sway him away. Like a fly or something like that Oh my gosh what's up Bobby how you doing

Good how are you

Just like the texter you had your son Walk in on you

Yeah the bus dropped the kids Off early that day and my Husband at the time was in the middle Of tasting the cookies

Oh jeez oh god Okay Wait when your son walks in How old is he At that time he was in kindergarten And you're, what is he thinking? At that point right there, it's kind of like, oh, dad, dad, dad's looking for something. He's lost his keys.

He ran out and told his older brother, dad's kissing mom's butt. Oh. He has never spoke about that again.

And you follow through with that. That's exactly what it's got to be, right?

Exactly.

How about this one? And a texter just texted into us and said, the DoorDash driver decided to deliver the McDonald's at the time that me and my boyfriend were about to do it and saw everything through our front window. And then another person here, it says, 517 says, my name's Eli and we got busted by the. the Jehovah's Witnesses. They will come to the front door, and I actually like to have conversation and stuff with them, but they always end up, for me, they come at the worst time. They come like when my dog just pooped all over the house. And I've always said to myself, I'm like, you know what, I should just invite them in and just have them help me. Like help me clean up after the dogs.

I haven't had a visitor in a long time. They may never leave.

Actually, you have. They're the guys waving at you from down.

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