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Underage Wedding Crashers
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Underage Wedding Crashers

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May 30, 2023 | 00:09:17 | Leisure

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It's Mojo on the morning show. So we went to our niece's wedding over the weekend and it was really fun. So congratulations to Madeline and Drew. They got married. I've never seen a couple that loves each other as much as them. Yuck.

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Yeah.

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Actually, I've never seen a groom dance the entire night. He danced so much the entire night that he never even tried any of the food or any of the other stuff that was there. Like, I think he got a taste of the cake. And by the end of the night, it was like, this guy is like, he was like crazy. He was like really into it.

00:02:33 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 3:

Was he a good dancer?

00:02:34 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 2:

So let me say this to you. So they gave their DJ specific, you know, hey, we don't care if, you know, the fat ants don't know how to dance to these songs. We want these songs. Like they didn't do the whole, let's just play, you know, whatever, like old, you know, old music. The oldest song I think that was played was Whitney Houston's I Want to Dance with Somebody, which honestly I loved. I thought that was the greatest.

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No, you do.

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But it was all, it was like Tupac, Biggie, Kanye, I mean, Jay-Z, Beyonce. Like it was really honestly, it was like stuff that we play on throwback throwdowns and stuff. And it was just so much fun. We had such a good time. But at one part of the wedding, because it was a smaller wedding, some of the nephews started getting a little antsy that there were no single girls there. And you guys all know this, that every wedding that you go to, every guy thinks that they're going to, like, hook up with somebody at a wedding. There's something about weddings that you think that you're going to hook up with, like, the bridesmaid or something like that. And unfortunately, the bridesmaids had boyfriends and stuff. So one of my nephews, Antonio, who is like 21 or something like that in his 20s, he is from Mexico. He's my brother, Bill's son. My brother, Bill, owns a restaurant in Puerto Vallarta called Barcelona Tapas. His son kind of fell in line with the same career, kind of like how Joe did with radio with me. His son went to the Culinary Institute of America in New York. And he's a chef at a restaurant in Manhattan. So he actually works in Manhattan. He's a great looking guy. he's got an accent believe it or not somebody that is my relative because we're cuban i don't have an accent he walks up to you and i'll go hello uncle tom and i'm like where did that come from and he's like well i lived in mexico then he gets out of the accent to tell me no so so so he was sitting there going i need to like see some good-looking girls that aren't like related to me like my cousin because we're not that kind of a family right we're not west virginia yeah yeah so So he goes to, like, one of the bars or one of the other banquet rooms or whatever that they had at the hotel. And I guess he started flirting with these girls. Well, he comes back with these girls. And if you know anything about Miami, Miami has the prettiest people in the world. I hate it.

00:04:54 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 3:

It's actually gross how hot people are.

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I'll be honest with you. Like, I have no interest in ever.

00:05:00 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 3:

going to Miami other than to visit my sister and my brother-in-law and my niece but it because people there don't look like me like they like I like right off as soon as I'm like walking around they're like Michigan I'm like hey what's happening so my nephew comes back with these two really really attractive girls and then I'm looking behind them and there's other people that are there and I'm like who are those people there's two women that are with them and so he's talking to them and he's kind of hanging out and the four of them are all over in the corner and Luke looks and goes I got to ask them a question so my son Luke who is 18 years old goes over and walks over and he starts cracking up laughing and he comes walking over to us after talking for a little bit Luke was suspicious that these girls might not be saying who they are or really saying who they really are so he asked them what year they were born and how old they were and the girls were only 15 years old yeah yeah so not so not a not a good situation but here yeah wait wait what is that what is that noise is that law and order oh my god i got it i was good with that so yes this This was definitely a case of Law & Order SVU. So, okay, so.

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In the criminal justice system.

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Right.

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Especially anus. In New York City, the dedicated... I gotta stop.

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So, their moms were with them. So, explain this to me. The moms... Now, nothing happened. He was talking to them. They came to the party. First off, people coming to a wedding that is not their wedding. is kind of interesting like people bringing people to the wedding which i know people have wedding crashed before but the moms they were miami moms were were trying to set their daughters who were 15 up with this 21 year old uh guy this 21 year old chef yeah but you know how fancy was

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this wedding because if i see paychecks in my future it was a nice wedding i mean it wasn't

00:07:11 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 3:

like it wasn't like crazy miami like some of the ones that i'm sure that other people were going to I mean, we were wearing pretty casual clothes. But who are these moms of these teenage girls that are trying to set their daughters up with older people, like older guys?

00:07:28 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 2:

These are the same moms that put their kids in those toddlers and tiara pageants.

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Are they?

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Yeah.

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Are these the same moms that are just basically, I hate to use it for lack of better words, but whoring their children out?

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They probably grew up and lived the same lifestyle.

00:07:43 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 3:

Really? They probably don't know any different. See, I don't buy that. I believe that they weren't the cool moms And they want their daughters to be the cool people Am I Which one would you think it would be more of?

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I don't know I feel like some of this stuff is learned behavior

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Really?

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Yeah

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So okay So here's the

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They've passed their prime

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And now they're utilizing their daughter's youthfulness Here's what I'm thinking Kev I'm thinking this is like a Kardashian thing Like Kris Jenner Like doing this with her daughters or something Hey what's up This is Kim Kardashian And you're listening to Mojo in the morning Like these moms seemed very Kris Jenner-y to me Like they weren't like Kris Jenner's age They were younger moms Honestly if I was Antonio I would have been hitting on the moms The moms were actually hotter than the daughters But the daughters looked the same age As the moms And I can't tell you guys how weird It is sometimes when I'll see these Parents that will take their kids to like Center Court of the Mall and try to like Do the whole Disney I want to be A star thing and I sit there and I think to myself i'm like going do you understand that that's like basically going to the carnival at saint mary's and trying to set your daughter up with a carny you know they're 15 yeah what are you trying to do um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number or text is 95500 it was extremely awkward to see the girls after i found out from luke and by the way props to my son luke Give it up to Luke That Luke is asking the right questions Are you legal?

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Let's start here

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How old are you? I think I've done good with Luke on this one What's going on, Sydney?

00:09:25 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

Hi, I got a call from Lydia I told her that they could have been gypsies

00:09:30 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 3:

Oh, really? Oh, is that your text, 810?

00:09:33 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's me

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Wait, so why do you think that these The mom and the kids could have been gypsies?

00:09:39 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

Well, I used to watch TLC all the time And, like, the gypsy girls, they had to be virgins. So, like, they would always get their kids out young.

00:09:49 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Really? So that's a thing? They'll take them out and they'll try to find somebody, like, by going to nice places? Do they do that? Like, this was a place in Miami, in downtown Miami.

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Oh, yeah, like, they want the nice place because they want their kids to be set up with money. But, yeah, like, all the gypsies have to, like, be married off by, like, a certain age or they're, like, unwantable.

00:10:10 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 2:

Wow. Well, these girls were young. They're 15. They got plenty of years left. Somebody just called it.

00:10:15 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if I'm getting married by, like, 16. Really? Yes.

00:10:18 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 2:

What? In our country? Come on. That happens?

00:10:20 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but I think we call them travelers now.

00:10:23 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 2:

Well, somebody just said they're sack chasers. Is that what it is? They're sack chasers?

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Like, is that, like, oh, did you?

00:10:28 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 2:

Well, I think that they're trying to get him in the sack, and then, I don't know, is that what it is?

00:10:32 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 5:

I don't know, but if you're, I think you guys are looking at it the wrong way, because if I'm a girl and I get invited to crash a wedding, I'm not there to, like, hook up with anybody. I'm there for the cake.

00:10:44 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 2:

They did have a good cake. They had a gluten-free cake, too, which was wild, because my niece is gluten-free, so all the food and everything was gluten-free. Oh, nice. It's so funny because I didn't even notice, like, you know, these girls walking in at first. And it was noticed by, I think, Joe noticed it at first and said something. And then I'm like, well, I'm sorry, I'm too busy right now. I'm trying, like, my 12th gluten-free thing that I'm trying to eat at this particular time. And not trying to, you know, to spend too much time doing anything crazy. Crazy, but.

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