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Kara thinks that her husband is cheating with their neighbor. You guys, where do you live? Do you live in a house? What do you live in?

A condo.

Okay, and you think that there's somebody in your condo complex that your husband is fooling around with?

Yes, yes, the neighbor. She just moved in.

Why do you suspect this?

Well, she's a younger girl, and she is his type. So, I kind of, that's one of the reasons.

So, okay.

But just based on looks? Yeah. Or did something happen?

Well, we, you know, we met, you know, you meet, you have a neighbor, so you want to kind of, you know, we swap numbers and everything. And so, but she's only been texting him. Why is she texting him? um because he's been going over there say he's fixing some stuff she does live alone so i guess

you know handyman i'm not i don't mean to laugh typical can i be honest with you that is awkward that you share guys you know numbers with your neighbor and the female neighbor is only contacting the guy like i think it's disrespectful to you that she's doing that most definitely i agree i'd like to know about his type though what what do you mean by she's his type

well similar to me short big cute pretty girl okay so he likes his girls a little thick

yes you know big booty do you think that he would be bold enough to be going over to her place and

fooling around yeah and and you know the weird part is i forgot to tell you that it's happening

when i'm not at home so okay that's where it goes okay a group thing come on over here with

me while i fix this does your man know that you're uncomfortable with this yes i actually you know said something to him but he's just telling me that it's just basic stuff i'm just fixing a little uh thing here and there you know garbage disposal but

he's still going he's still going even after he knows that it makes you uncomfortable i think

even aside from us doing the war of the roses i think you got to put her on notice that she shouldn't be contacting your man most definitely you're right let's find out i haven't spoke to her yet you haven't so so this is going to be us and for those that are listening right now and ever have never heard us do this before we do war of the roses this is going to be a three-way call she wants us to call him

and her just to see how they're talking to each other. Are you sure you want to do this?

Yes, I'm sure.

All right, mute your phone. Okay. And let's see if we get anything out of this. The one bad part of this whole thing is if they don't sound like there's anything going on or if we don't get anything out of this whole deal, you're going to have a very awkward relationship with your neighbor.

It's already awkward.

That is true. Okay. Mute your phone.

Okay.

All right. War of the Roses.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

hello hello hello hello hey oh hello elijah hello oh yeah

I didn't mean to, but is this Cassie?

Yeah, what's up? Hey, what's up? What's up with you? Nothing, I'm just going to...

What are you doing? Oh, well, you know what I'm doing. And then you call. I didn't call you. No, you told me. I did? Well, I guess so. I mean, well, it's always a pleasure.

Where are you doing over there? Where are you up to?

I don't know if I want to say that on the phone, but, you know.

I saw you taking up the trash yesterday. You got your shirt off.

Well, maybe that might have been a happy accident. You said on purpose. It might be a happy accident. You know what I mean? I'm glad you saw it, though. Interesting. What's going on with you? What are you doing? What do you have going on?

I'm off today, so I'm just home, relaxing.

You're relaxing. Are you a company? You need some company? You know, you need help with anything?

I mean, are you busy? What do you got going on there?

Well, you know, they say people who are busy, they always find time for the important things. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I might have a little bit of time.

Oh, a little bit of time. I'm looking for the right person. I wonder what that criteria means, you know, who the right person would actually be. If I could take a guess.

I wonder. Actually, later I was thinking of making dinner later, so I don't know what you've got going on. maybe like a pasta or something.

Oh, well, you know how I feel about pasta, so it's funny that you're making that.

I know.

I know. Pasta can be pretty creamy and tasty. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You are crazy.

Hey, Elijah. Elijah. Hi, Elijah. Elijah, I just wanted to jump on here real quick just to kind of find out a little bit more about what's going on between you and your neighbor here.

Wait, wait, wait, what? What's happening?

Elijah, this is the Mojo in the Morning show. And your wife, Kira, is listening right now and just heard you guys and your crazy stuff that you guys are talking about with each other.

Is this a prank call? No, it's not. What the f*** is going on?

Kara, I think what's going on is there's a very close relationship between your husband and your neighbor.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

What are you doing, sir?

What's going on, Elijah? in Cassie is

the fact that Kira was feeling uncomfortable already with the relationship that the two of you guys were having with each other only to hear that this relationship is way more than she ever

expected. There's nothing going on. I don't know what you're calling. Bitch, you need to get a reality check. This is weird. Like you're calling No, you're weird. No, you're weird. You're super weird. How do you get our Instagrams and you only follow my husband? texting him i don't always follow your husband what are you talking about you don't even know what you're talking about you probably don't even know how to work instagram because you're you need to be quiet no i can say whatever i want to say i was talking about your husband i can talk anytime i want to anytime i want to well obviously yeah y'all have been talking anytime y'all want to i'm not at home why doesn't anything need to be fixed when i'm home

Wait a second. Hold on. I want to say something real quick. Elijah just said something, Kira, to you. He said that you're insecure.

It has to stop. I mean, every day with this, every day with this shit, I can't come home.

Yeah, but rightfully so. But rightfully so.

No, it's not rightfully so. She has no evidence. I'm talking to her girl. I told her I'm just being neighborly. I told you over and over again, there's nothing to worry about. are you intimidated because she's young or something like what is what is it

but the conversation you just had was much more than just neighborly it was not it absolutely

was i don't know why we're i don't know why you're trying to put my business out there i don't want to have nothing to do with this you can take me out of the group chat well group chat yeah i don't I don't remember being in a group chat.

Yeah. She hung up the phone. This is crazy. You better do that. I like how he's turning it on her. Kara, hold on. We want to take care of you. Hold on one second, okay? Okay.

Busted again. It's your home for War of the Roses. Mojo in the morning.

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