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War of the Roses Pt 1: David's Evil Laugh
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War of the Roses Pt 1: David's Evil Laugh

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March 6, 2025 | 00:12:02 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 4:

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00:01:50 - 00:01:56 | Speaker 5:

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00:01:56 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 9:

Janelle, why do you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you?

00:02:00 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 7:

He downloaded Snapchat on his phone, which is weird already. And I try to log into his phone or, like, his Snapchat, but it's, like, it's not logged in. So, like, why even have the app?

00:02:11 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 9:

So, is it not, he's not been on Snapchat before this?

00:02:15 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 7:

No.

00:02:16 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 9:

It's not logged in, so maybe do you think that he downloaded it purposely or did you ask him about it?

00:02:21 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 7:

I mean, you have to go through all these steps to, like, download apps on your phone anyway. So, like, he would have to click multiple buttons to download Snapchat, but then to not log in, that's weird.

00:02:31 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 9:

Okay. Are there any other things that you think he's doing that is making you so anxious about this?

00:02:37 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 7:

He spends, like, forever in the shower, in the bathroom now. He didn't used to do that. That's every guy.

00:02:42 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 6:

And the Snapchat thing is, like, the Snapchat thing is really weird to me.

00:02:47 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 9:

Is that it, though? Just the Snapchat? Yeah, have you caught him on Snapchat?

00:02:53 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 7:

No, because he's not logged in, which is weird. But that's not it, though. Like, that's not even the worst part.

00:02:58 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 9:

What's the worst part?

00:02:58 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 7:

The worst part is that he has, like, I got on his phone, and he has news of himself on his phone. And so I confronted him and was like, what is this? And he said they're progress pictures, and he only sends pictures to me. But, like, I'm not getting any of these pictures. So, like, are they for yourself? Because that's crazy.

00:03:14 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 6:

and progress pictures is he is it very is he open about the fact that he's trying to lose weight or

00:03:21 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 7:

on a fitness journey or was that news to you no like he's not posting anything online about how he's like working out more or anything like it's just like the normals and like has he lost weight

00:03:31 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 9:

or is as he is as he changed a lot in his appearance not to me i mean i think he looks

00:03:37 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

pretty much the same like he's he hasn't changed his routine or anything but also progress pictures You don't take nude progress pictures. You do, but you do.

00:03:46 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 9:

Guys don't. No guys do that. Okay. If guys are sending nudes, they're sending nudes to, or if they're-

00:03:52 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 6:

But what I'm saying is to me, we've heard this excuse before when nudes are found on a dude's phone.

00:03:58 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 9:

I just, but who's he sending them to or who's he taking them for if he's like, I'm doing progress. Right. I don't think guys do that. I really don't. I mean, we, Kevin, do you know guys that take pictures of themselves naked? and not send them out to a girl?

00:04:15 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 8:

I don't know what progress you're seeing naked. That's my first question. Do you have to be naked in order to see the progress? Yeah, all of my progress photos are naked. What's below your waist that you, like, got to show?

00:04:28 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 7:

Differences in our weight loss.

00:04:31 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 9:

Yo, coochie?

00:04:33 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 8:

Like, what are you showing naked? I just don't think guys do it.

00:04:36 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 9:

I really don't. And you can call us up and tell us differently if that's the case. But I think that's the most, I think out of everything, the Snapchat thing is interesting. Him taking showers, whatever, him taking nudes and he's not sending them to you and you're his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend. That to me is a little shady.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Well, and if he's taking progress photos.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 4:

whether they're nude or he's wearing whatever if he's if it's not known that he's trying to lose weight or on a fitness journey that's just a blatant lie it's a cover-up yeah and i think

00:05:10 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 1:

most people that are trying to lose weight are getting better shape and if they're doing well they talk about it for sure yeah um all right well let's see where he's going to send a dozen free roses and uh see if he sends them to you uh we want them to go to janelle hold on hold on one

00:05:27 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 4:

second, Janelle. Hello? Hi, is this Dave? I'm sorry? Is this Dave? David? Yeah. Is it Dave or

00:05:50 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

is it Dave or David? You can call me David. Fine. Okay. Hi, David. My name is Nicole and I'm calling

00:05:58 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 4:

you from an online floral company called rosesbloom.com. We're a new company. I'm actually calling with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two survey questions, we're going to gift you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge to you.

00:06:15 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 2:

uh how is that how is what what how do you do that what's that about i don't understand

00:06:26 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 4:

so you i'll ask you the survey questions and then i get some information from you about who you would like to send some flowers to they get sent out later this afternoon it's this is basically just a marketing campaign for us so hopefully in the future when you send flowers you will use roses

00:06:42 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 2:

bloom.com okay but you guys aren't gonna like text me every day after that nope it's nope it's

00:06:50 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

nothing like that okay uh yeah okay okay have you purchased flowers in the last six months david yeah do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months no okay as a thank you for participating in the survey roses bloom.com is now authorized to provide you with a dozen long stemmed red roses um so i just need a first and a last name of who you wanted to send these out to today and then we'll kind of go from there uh okay and then how

00:07:23 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 2:

long does it take to send them they'll they'll go out this afternoon i see okay um but definitely

00:07:31 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 4:

today unless you want to schedule them for another day we can do that too no you you can send them

00:07:37 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

today i guess um christina

00:07:44 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 4:

okay um and a telephone number for christina

00:07:50 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 2:

uh yeah hold on i gotta look that up Okay, and what's her

00:08:07 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

relationship to you?

00:08:14 - 00:08:14 | Unknown:

She's

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a friend.

00:08:16 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 4:

Okay, and Red Rose is okay?

00:08:19 - 00:08:19 | Unknown:

Yeah.

00:08:20 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

Okay. And then, David, Instead of sending a paper card with the flowers at rosesbloom.com, we do a voice memo option. So in this case, when Christina gets the delivery, she's going to get a text message alerting her that she has a flower delivery. And then she's going to be able to play this little voice memo that I'm going to record with you in just a moment. You can make it long, short, say whatever you like. All right.

00:08:44 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 2:

OK.

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 4:

OK, here we go.

00:08:46 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 3:

Three, two, one.

00:08:51 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 2:

Hey, babe. Uh, hope this, can I start over? Sorry.

00:08:56 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, no, that's okay. Three, two, one.

00:09:01 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 2:

Hey babe, I know this doesn't make up for your dog, but, uh, thinking about you today.

00:09:08 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 4:

Okay. And David, uh, this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

00:09:17 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:09:19 - 00:09:19 | Unknown:

Okay.

00:09:20 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Great. I'm going to come on the phone and just wrap everything up. I just want to make sure. Is everything okay with the dog?

00:09:27 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 2:

Her dog died.

00:09:30 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

This is a good friend of yours?

00:09:35 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:09:36 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Well, we're sorry to hear about her dog. Real quick, though, before we wrap it up and send these flowers off, David, I need to inform you of one last thing, that while you have been sending these flowers off and we will make sure that Christina gets them. Your girlfriend Janelle was listening in and Janelle heard...

00:10:00 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 5:

every word that you just said. What do you mean? Janelle called up us here at the Mojo in the Morning show and asked us to do War of the Roses to see where you were going to send flowers to, hoping that you weren't cheating on her, and she just heard you send flowers to another woman. She did what? she heard you send flowers to another woman I don't understand so what we're doing is we're calling you to see where you send flowers to and asking you the question of if you could send flowers to somebody who would you send them to and instead of sending them to your girlfriend you sent them to this other person is that somebody yes is that somebody though that is somebody that you're in a relationship with or was that purely just as a condolence for her dog

00:11:02 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 4:

are you in a relationship with somebody I should know about yourself or Janelle

00:11:09 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 5:

I'm in a relationship with a woman who's my wife but I'm not sending flowers right now you are

00:11:16 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 4:

to my friends

00:11:20 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 5:

no I know I understand that but Janelle's on the phone

00:11:24 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 3:

with us janelle yeah janelle what are you doing what do you mean what am i doing what are you

00:11:33 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 4:

doing do you know this person you're setting you're setting me up to do what hell yeah i'm

00:11:39 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 3:

setting you up and it just worked babe i'm sorry about your dog i don't give a damn about her dog What are you doing?

00:11:47 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 4:

I don't understand this. This is hilarious. You called somebody to call me to ask.

00:11:58 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, what is this, entrapment? It is entrapment. You weren't going to tell me about the naked photos on your phone, looking at them by yourself. What's wrong with you?

00:12:09 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 4:

The naked photos that I was planning to send to you. Well, I didn't get them, and they've been there for a minute. How come you haven't sent them yet?

00:12:19 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 5:

I was waiting for the right moment.

00:12:22 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 3:

Oh, okay.

00:12:23 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 5:

Janelle, do you know who this person is? Like, do you know of a person named Christina that lost her dog? Have you met anybody?

00:12:32 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 3:

I don't know anything about us, Christina.

00:12:34 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 5:

How come Christina and Janelle have never met each other?

00:12:40 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 4:

How come they've never met each other? Uh, she's a friend of a friend from work, and Janelle doesn't necessarily like to come out all the time, so...

00:12:51 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 3:

Afraid of a friend you called babe? And send flowers to?

00:12:58 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, a friend of a friend that I... I don't understand what you're driving at.

00:13:04 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, you do, idiot. Answer the question. How about you rework the answer? You called her babe. You call all your friends babe from work? All your friends are friends?

00:13:13 - 00:13:15 | Speaker 5:

There's nothing going on between you and this woman?

00:13:17 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 2:

No.

00:13:19 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Why don't I let you guys... Janelle, you want to talk to him?

00:13:27 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 3:

I mean, he can get his s*** to move out of my house. But I think since he posted her number for the world, I might just give her a little call. How about that, David? Okay.

00:13:38 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 5:

Why don't we...

00:13:39 - 00:13:42 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, go ahead. Ask her about her dog. That's what's going on.

00:13:42 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 5:

Why don't we give you a chance to talk? Hold on one second and get that number.

00:13:47 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 2:

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00:14:37 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 1:

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00:15:00 - 00:15:27 | Speaker 2:

And for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and a spiritual guide. And I'm sharing with you my new podcast, Waking Up With Ryan. Waking Up With Ryan is a daily audio video podcast here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up With Ryan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:15:27 - 00:15:41 | Speaker 1:

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