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Hello, my love. I'm Ryan Weiss. And for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and a spiritual guide. And I'm sharing with you my new podcast, Waking Up With Ryan. Waking Up With Ryan is a daily audio video podcast here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up With Ryan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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that combination of things um the biggest factor is a very large amount of money is missing

he's been making withdrawals and stuff like that and so is he he is he charging your credit cards or charge charging stuff to your bank where you can actually see what he's spending money on or

No, it's like cash advances, cash withdrawals from our savings. Sometimes it's like small amounts. Sometimes it's larger amounts.

How much money has been missing?

In the last year, I've calculated about like $5,000.

Wow. And have you asked him about it?

No, I haven't asked. We've always been really honest about our finances and we don't say, hey, can I spend $100 or can I do this? We just trust each other. So, you know, I look at our accounts, but I've never asked questions and then it just kind of all clicked recently. And I kept just going back and back and seeing these withdrawals and adding it up.

How was your guys' relationship?

It's always been good. I mean, we've been together for five years now. But lately, like, the other thing that's kind of leading me to believe this is, you know, sexually, we just haven't been connecting. He's more distant as a partner just in general. And I don't know. I'm just scared. like my gut is telling me something what is your your fear your fear that he has another

woman in his life or your fear that he's doing something they shouldn't be doing i don't know

like i feel like there's someone else but i don't know if it's um like a full-on cheating i don't know if he's doing that only fans or paying somebody for sexual things i don't know i don't

it's beyond my comprehension has there been any infidelity at all in your relationship

nothing that i'm i've ever been aware of nothing on my end and nothing that we've ever like confronted together no suspicions nothing nothing it's always been really good until

now let's call him up and see where he's going to send a dozen free roses can you mute your phone and promise us that you're going to keep it muted until we actually bring you on and talk to you

okay yeah I can do that

alright mute your phone we're hoping that the roses go to Maria

hello hi i'm looking for gino please who's it hi gino my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new online floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you if you have like 30 seconds to answer some survey questions we're going to

give you this dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be shipped out as early as today. You can send them anywhere in the country. And again, totally free, no strings attached. Not going to ask you for your credit card info or anything like that. Okay. Okay. Let's get the questions out of the way first. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Gino? No. Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? No. Okay. As a thank you for participating in our rosesbloom.com survey i am now authorized to provide you with those flowers again dozen long-stemmed red roses and so let's start off with a first and a last name um my my name uh nope i know your name just the first and last name of who you want these to go

to oh um alexandra i'm not really sure what the last name is um but

okay and do you have a phone number for her uh yeah sure uh

okay and do you know i'm actually gonna start in a profile for you on rosesbloom.com just hopefully you'll order flowers from us in the future if you do order flowers and then it'll be much faster and easier for you so i have alexandra on here and what is her relationship to you um acquaintance okay and we also offer something unique at roses bloom.com and that's a digital voice card so it'll get texted to the person when the flowers arrive and instead of just reading a paper card they can actually push play and listen to a message from you so we're going to go ahead and record that um how do they get it so it gets the flowers get delivered like any flowers do um but upon delivery alexandra is going to get a text message alerting her she has flowers so she can you know go outside and grab them and then this digital voice card

will be a part of that text uh statement paper and stuff correct yep okay so i'm going to count

you down and then you can just leave something short and sweet all right okay okay three two one

uh hey i hope you like these flowers i wish we could meet in person

okay great and gino i have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that um well i mean it happened already so i guess

okay gino i just also need to inform you hi i just need to inform you of a couple other things Hi, we're going to send you the flowers We team up on these calls

Wasn't I just Oh, I thought, okay, I was talking to somebody else

Yeah, no, we have It's a room full of people That we do these calls with I'm going to just jump on Yeah, just to double check The phone number Can you double check the phone number Real quick with me

You want me to repeat that phone number

Yep

uh two

okay good and i also need to uh ask you a quick question uh do you know maria oh yeah who is that um somebody i know i know but who is she to you

It's not important to what's happening now. What is these flowers?

Well, she's on the phone with us right now and just heard you send flowers to another person. Maria, your suspicions are pretty accurate.

Yeah.

I don't really know what to say right now, I'm sorry

No, no, you don't have to say anything You stay with us And we're going to see if we can get Get him back on And also try to call that number too

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Hello my love I'm Ryan Weiss And for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and a spiritual guide. And I'm sharing with you my new podcast, Waking Up With Ryan. Waking Up With Ryan is a daily audio video podcast here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up With Ryan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, and Apple Podcasts.

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