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War of the Roses Pt 1: "My Old Lady"
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War of the Roses Pt 1: "My Old Lady"

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March 27, 2025 | 00:11:27 | Leisure

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Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

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Sherry thinks that her husband is cheating with your neighbor? Why is that, Sherry?

00:02:35 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 10:

He's been telling me that he's doing some pet sitting for the neighbor. and he only goes like every other day or every couple of days. So it seems to me that the dog probably needs to pee, you know?

00:02:52 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 4:

So you think, well, okay. Like every day. But if the neighbor's not home, then how could he be cheating?

00:03:00 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 10:

I don't know if the neighbor's home or not.

00:03:03 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 4:

Oh, so you don't see whether or not that she has left? Correct. So he's supposedly pet sitting for this neighbor, this female neighbor, and he's not going frequently enough. And have you ever suspected that there was something going on between him and your neighbor?

00:03:27 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 9:

Well, you know, she has been flirty with him. She's flirty with everybody.

00:03:31 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 4:

okay your fear is that this flirty neighbor who's asking your husband to pet sit is probably doing more than just pet sitting with him or he's doing more than just pet sitting for her i don't know these pets sitting at all okay we're going to uh call up to see where he's going sent a dozen free roses. We hope that the flowers go to Sherry. Can you mute your phone, Sherry?

00:04:04 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 1:

Sure.

00:04:05 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 4:

All right, press mute on that, and we're going to dial them up, so don't say a word.

00:04:22 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 8:

Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Dave ****, please.

00:04:28 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 9:

Okay, that's me.

00:04:30 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 8:

Hi, Dave. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two quick survey questions for me, we're going to give you these flowers to send anywhere in the country to anyone absolutely free of charge. Not going to ask you for any sort of financial information or anything like that.

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 10:

For what? excuse me why flowers for what if what are you doing i don't understand so

00:05:00 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 2:

we're a new company we're trying to get our name out there and so we're offering free flowers if you take if you answer these two survey questions for me and then hopefully when you order flowers in the future you'll use roses bloom.com that's our company oh okay okay all right yeah sure okay have you purchased flowers in the past six months dave uh no do you plan on purchasing oh do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months

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Nope. I'll buy flowers.

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Okay. Well, that's okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com is going to give you this dozen long-stemmed red roses. And so let's go ahead and get some information in terms of who these are going to, and they will be shipped out today. Okay.

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Okay. Sure.

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First and a last name.

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My first name and last name?

00:05:57 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 2:

Well, no, I already know your first and last name, who these are going to.

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Okay, I guess I'd send him to Diane, my old lady, something like that. I don't know.

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Okay, can you spell that last name for me?

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Spell her last name? Yes. I don't know.

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Okay, we'll just go Diane. And then I'm going to start a profile for you, Dave. I know you said you don't send flowers. I don't need anything.

00:06:29 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 4:

If you just send the flowers, that's fine.

00:06:31 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

Okay, that's fine. I have to fill this out on my back end here for my boss. So what is your relationship?

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Back end?

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Okay. Back end.

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That was a good one.

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I need to know what your relationship to Diane is.

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She's my old lady.

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Wife? Girlfriend? One person, I guess. Okay. And do you have a phone number for Diane? i actually need the phone number i do need the phone number seven three four okay and dave we also offer something unique at rosesbloom.com and that's a digital voice card instead of a paper card that you typically get with flowers when i don't know what that is right so let me explain when the roses get delivered um diana's going to get a text message text message saying she received flowers and then your voice card will be texted to her as well so she knows who the flowers are coming to. So we're going to go ahead and record that. Just something short and sweet. Just like something you would write on a card. Okay? Okay. Okay. Let me count you down.

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Three, two, one. Hey. That's it. I would just say hey on the card. Hey.

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Dave I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training

00:08:03 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 4:

purposes are you okay with that uh yeah I guess I mean said it's already being recorded so I don't

00:08:12 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 1:

I don't know sure okay and Dave I'm gonna jump on real quick so I can grab some last bit of information from you. Okay. Dave, I just need to inform you of one last thing that while we've been talking to you and you sent these flowers off, your wife, Sherry has been listening in

00:08:33 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 4:

and just heard every word that you just said. Well, I don't, I don't understand this flowers

00:08:41 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 1:

I understand that, but your wife, Sherry, just heard you send flowers to a woman that you called your old lady.

00:08:55 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I don't, yeah, my friend, yeah, sure. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really understand what's going on.

00:09:03 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 1:

Sherry is on the phone with us right now, and Sherry, do you know who this is?

00:09:08 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd take care of her dog Yeah Take care of her dog, I'll bet You're taking care of that and it's going to stop

00:09:29 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 4:

She's just my friend Just a friend? She's our f***ing slut neighbor Dave, the way that you talked about her

00:09:46 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 1:

doesn't sound like she's just a friend. It sounds to me like there's something more that was going on between you two.

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flowers to my uh wife i thought it was something nice to send them a friend

00:10:05 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 4:

what's the what's the joke part

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well she's older than me so it's an old lady so it's funny it's a joke

00:10:14 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 7:

like it's a joke funny joke so she's so you're so you're calling her your old lady because you say she's older than you correct yes would you a would you Agree with Sherry and the fact that she said, Dust, that this woman flirts a lot? Is she flirty with you?

00:10:39 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. Maybe. Not sure.

00:10:44 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 7:

Do you think that she's ever inappropriate with you?

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I mean, she says funny stuff. You know, being funny is inappropriate, then I guess so.

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Here's my question. If you are pet sitting, why is she there when you're pet sitting?

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Uh, she works.

00:11:01 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 7:

She works from home?

00:11:03 - 00:11:10 | Speaker 5:

No, she works, like, you know, at a job. But sometimes she's at work in a long time and the dog has to go out.

00:11:12 - 00:11:18 | Speaker 7:

So there's never times where you two guys are together alone in her apartment?

00:11:19 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 5:

Uh, maybe. I don't know exactly. Maybe. I don't know.

00:11:24 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 4:

So you don't know if she's there.

00:11:29 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 5:

No, I mean, I don't think about it. I don't think about it. Don't sit down till she's here now. Like, I don't think about it.

00:11:37 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 7:

Do you think about the fact that your wife is uncomfortable with the fact that you're hanging out with your single neighbor that is flirty?

00:11:48 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 5:

She's an old lady. She's old. It's fine.

00:11:51 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 7:

She's what?

00:11:52 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 5:

She's old.

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How old is she, Sherry?

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Like in her late 50s.

00:11:59 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 7:

And how old are you, Sherry? 50. How old is Dave?

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I think he's 30.

00:12:10 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 7:

Wow. I'm 35. 35.

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35.

00:12:15 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 7:

So you're 35. I'm proud to be alive. 35. 35 and proud to be alive. So you're 35, and your wife is 50, and your mistress is 60? Not a mistress. She's my old lady friend. She's your old lady friend. Okay. And there's nothing at all. You guys don't have sex with each other.

00:12:43 - 00:12:43 | Unknown:

No.

00:12:47 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 7:

Dave?

00:12:49 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 5:

No, we don't have sex with each other.

00:12:51 - 00:13:02 | Speaker 7:

Do you believe that, Sherry? No. By the way, this Dave guy, Dave, you sound like a handsome man.

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I am.

00:13:05 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 7:

Thank you. The ladies are charmed by you. I'm charmed by them. I'm actually beginning to say I was pissed off at you for not sending the flowers to Sherry. Now I'm actually starting to think this guy just seems like a nice guy.

00:13:18 - 00:13:21 | Speaker 4:

Very confused why a pet sitter is needed when the lady's at home.

00:13:21 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 7:

You are a nice guy. I know.

00:13:25 - 00:13:26 | Unknown:

All right. All right.

00:13:27 - 00:13:43 | Speaker 7:

We're going to let Sherry and you have a conversation. And Sherry, if you want to continue to talk to him, you can. All right. And I'll put you guys on hold for a second, okay? Hold on one second. This is the home of the War of the Roses.

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